Brit bongs your government is giving away free watches if you join the military. Why haven’t you? Seems like a seeet deal
>>543861902Bongs are a pathetic race. At least America has guns. Though, they will not do shit for the time being. But conscription by force will lead to civil war and Americans have more guns than the military. 425M+ guns.
>>543861902truly retarded
Casio watches are chic, quiet luxury.
>>543861902>£15 casio watchwtf I want to die for israel now
>>543861902So what? That's for recruits who have already passed out and joined. Stop spending your inheritance on drugs and alcohol.
>>543861902>Gives them the f-91w, the watch muslims used to blow up Americans with IEDsWhat did they mean by this? The watch is iconic but it seems in poor taste, yeah?
>>543862063Dying for foreign countries and foreign cultures is also chic, quiet luxury.
>>543861902>inb4 uk army gets pager'd when they get uppity
>>543861902>Brit bongs your government is giving away free watchesThe previous Century they used to give Rolex not a shitty Casio.This is how Rolex actually became so popular.Special Forces in Greece still getting a Rolex for free.
>>543861902NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY ANONS..YOU WILL BE FIGHTING RABBIS & SHLOMOS WHO WEAR DIAPERS IN COMBAT BECAUSE they are actually sniveling little cowards.... additionally you'll end up as drone fodder..NEVER JOIN THE MILITARY ANONS.
>>543862246Rolexes are gypsy tier, not surprised the Greek government would dangle them as a carrot for their goodest goys
>>543861902I'd join if they had the Congo watches from Taco Bell. I've been trying to complete my collection and find the 3rd watch for 30 years now.
No condoms?
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>>543861902>is no small featAren't they pathetically desperate for even the lowest dreg to sign up?
Reminder that the watchfags over at /fa/ are marketers from Eastern Europe, India, and Dubai and work for Netino.
>>543862377>Rolexes are gypsy tier, not surprised the Greek government would dangle them as a carrot for their goodest goysGet your 20 dollar casio now pakjeet and go die in Jewkraine for your jewish pimps
>>543862884Yes, they are $20 desperate
>>543862884Someone need to man the Ajax that causes 38% casualties just by riding it.
>>543863611Yeah nah
>>543861902nice font on that letter
>>543862246that Casio mogs any overpriced retardation those swiss fags come up with
>>543861902I didn't know Casio even still produced watches like this. My first watch when i was like 7 was a made in japan 80s casio watch from my dad.
>>543862063Yes, but I can buy my own.
>>543862018>"A-at least America has guns">said the increasingly nervous juan de espinoza (all the white americans have already been demographically replaced)being serious for a moment though (I was already being), yanks wouldn't do a fucking thing if they rolled out a draft. maybe one or two retards would try to shoot draft officers but ultimately they would all fall in line and agree to march to their deaths. the guns are just posturing, and most uses of guns in america are just niggers killing niggers or niggers killing white people anyway, whenever someone does something cool with one like that thirteen year old white kid that shot two nigger home invaders happens yanks cling onto the one singular event for literally fucking decades and repost it constantly.
>>543861902got a friend that works for a insurance when he started he got socks, shoes, jacket, bag, macbook, apple watch and some headphones. I guess the later is standard office equipment but jacket and bag? What the fuck. Also apparently had the option to live at the office flat for a couple months. Dude is dumb as hell but apparently corps suck his dick because muh AI.
>>543861902hey, at least it's better than our government with its "you want food? showers? hot meals? JOIN NOW"
>COME DIE FOR ZOG AND GET A FREE WARM BED FOR ONCE BEFOREHAND
>>543861902Bought that watch when I joined the RN
>>543861902to be fair, that $20 watch is the best non-calculating timepiece on the market
>>543861902I might be more persuaded if they offered me a night with penny mordaunt.
>worth £20
>>543861902I notice interchangeable use of the Oxford comma in that letter, there.
>20£Literally the scraps leftovers after giving pissrael and africunts the majority. Brits keep getting disrespected daily.
>>543861902>F-91Was much as I unironically like that watch model that's just insulting.
>it's the terrorist watch
>In 2026, the secondary luxury watch market is experiencing a massive value collapse. High-end dealers who hoarded inventory during the 2021–2022 hype cycle are now sitting on millions of dollars in rapidly depreciating assets. They desperately need to dump inventory.>Gray-market entities do not run ads; they construct demand. They hire specialized, low-cost digital marketing agencies in Eastern Europe or Southeast Asia to run relentless forum-seeding campaigns.>The mission is to convince young, easily impressionable men that a Rolex is an "appreciating asset" or the ultimate indicator of high-class masculinity. By keeping these "Generals" pinned to the top of the /fa/ catalog, they attempt to artificially hold up the floor price of their inventory by turning internet subcultures into desperate buyers.Shitter / cheap watch threads:>It creates a psychological trap. A user who realizes they cannot afford a Rolex is subtly guided by alternative accounts toward a $200 Citizen or a $70 Casio, feeling like they made an "anti-consumerist, classic" choice, unaware they were guided down a pre-built corporate funnel.
>During the pandemic (2020–2022), the secondary market for luxury watches went completely insane due to zero-interest rates, crypto wealth, and massive social media hype. Ordinary stainless steel watches were suddenly being treated like stocks, trading at 3 to 4 times their actual retail value. By 2026, that bubble completely burst, leaving grey-market dealers in a state of absolute panic.The 33% Secondary Market Drop: According to data from the WatchCharts Overall Market Index, secondary market prices for luxury watches crashed by roughly 33% from their pandemic peakThe market suffered 11 consecutive quarters of falling prices. Hyped pieces like the steel Rolex Daytona plumetted from highs of $45,000–$50,000 down to around $32,000.For years, you couldn't buy a popular Rolex or Omega at a store; you had to pay a massive premium on the street. In 2026, the market corrected so hard that common steel sports models (like the Rolex Explorer II or the "Root Beer" GMT) are now regularly trading below their official retail MSRP.Compounding the issue, brands like Rolex, Seiko, and Patek Philippe increased their authorized retail store prices by 5% to 15% in late 2025 and 2026 to make up for declining global sales volume. This means buying a brand-new watch from a dealer makes zero financial sense because it immediately devalues the second you walk out the door.
>>543864197>>543864219watches make no real sense for 99% of people anyway anymore since everyone has a damn smartphone at least if not multiple smart device shit that always has a clock, having one constantly strapped to your wrist too is just overkill, who the fuck needs that all the time
>>543861902>your country will forever be in debt to you>...acktually, heres a chink made 20$ quartz watch and some gov swag, consider that debt payed
>>543863611Reminds me of how the Class 66 trains are noisy and hot.
>Welcome pack contents check. In them you’ll find:>One Casio F-91w>One black ballpoint pen>One notebook
>>543864972It's a welcome pack for your first day at the slave market. You need the watch to measure how fast the niggers run and the notebook to write down prices and which trader is the most jewish.
>>543861902>fighting knife on the coverironic coming from the United Kingdom of Blunt Kitchen Knives and no spoons to under 18s
>>543864972Honestly my favourite film. Kubrick peaked there.
>recruits must have a watch>so the military issues them one >hurr durr look how pathetic
>>543863841Better than you, islamist prison island cuck boy.
>>543862018>But conscription by force will lead to civil warNo it won't. Most of you mutts will die for Israel. The rest will be brutally executed.
this is what Damon meant by it's a Casio on a plastic beach
>>543861902free goy gadgets for zog meat :))) wholesome :)))
>>543861902if britcucks have no money they can try to bribe potential recruits with pokemon cards
>>543861902They'll take it back after the war, they offered us self-determination had we participated in WW1 and bamboozled us later.
>>543861902Woah. A cheap £20 Chinese watch? You better sign up quick before you miss out! Don't you want to protect the politicians and royalty?
Genuinely a great watch, low profile and unobtrusive. When I got to chair force basic training I was complementing everyone for having the same watch as me, then I realized it was the only watch they sold at the base exchange that didn't cost like 130 dollars
>>543865914>When I got to chair force basic training I was complementing everyone for having the same watch as me
>>543866045It's the air force, not the military :
>>543861902Oh good, some pen and paper to write down details about russian positions in the 5% chance I make it back to base
>>543862191Yes that wasn’t lost on me. It’s not just a watch.
>>543861902>congrats>I will never fight>but you will>AHAHAHAHAHA FAGGOTRude.
>>543861902>Here kid, have a watch and go die for Bibi>Here dad, go have a kid and here's all their needs paid forKek, get fooked mate
>>543861902That one guy on 9/11 plane had a titanium Swatch Watch called the Hijacker. Nigga was Israeli military too
>>543863788what about german retardation?
This is russian level of tacky. What next, if you die on the front they send your family 20 tins of beans?
>>543864219Boomer clocks have to be the dumbest investment look at the demographics, a sea of illiterate poor brown people. No one can afford fuel, imagine thinking they're gonna give you 50k for a gaudy trinket
>>543869882>have plenty of german and swiss watches am white, educated, work from home, can afford plenty of fuel without issue, and didn't spend 50k per watch. sounds like a euroid problem.
>>543862246Shitskins are obsessed with Rolexes, iPhones, cologne, and gold chains. They flip the fuck out in western countries when they meet a white person who doesn't care about any of these things because in their mind they are the physical manifestation of whiteness, the thing that all shitskins internally strive for
>>543869882watchfags are worse than pedophiles, truly the most despicable and low creatures to walk the earth
>>543861902Dying for a cheap Casio what it probably comes from a Jewish overpriced military contract.KeeeeeeeeK
>>543861902Well, they will die in the meat grinder anyway, why give them expensive stuff that could go to an immigrant?
>>543871728>Well, they will die in the meat grinder anyway, why give them expensive stuff that could go to an immigrant?They are not Russians anon they are bongs.
>>543861902>>543862191I noticed that too. I'd accuse them of having a laugh but chances are better they're too retarded to get the reference they themselves are making.
>>543863841NiggerWe fucking shot your asses when push came to shove in Lexington and Concord.Stop projecting your weakness on to us.Yes there are fat fucks out there with 15 varieties of AR-15s with barely any difference.But those fat fucks are going to be able to fight off an oppressive government meanwhile you risk going to jail for even questioning the government.Bitch shut up
>>543872078You think we're not going to be sent to die in Ukraine?
>>543861902>Casionever underestimate Japanese technology
>>543861902I bought my Casio for $2 in a K-Mart Blue Light Special bin in 1996. Every dollar I saved for retirement is now worth ten cents.The people who print money have figured out a way to tax everything, even delayed gratification. Ian will probably have to pay a gift-box tax on that welcome package.
>>543872375You aren't even a country retard, you are already taken over my niggers
>>543861902>Casio terrorist watch.This fake or just funny?
>>543862191>What did they mean by this?Pivot to right wing signaling.>we need right wing men joining military, how can we lute them in?>what watch do they like to spam on their alr right incel forums?>...>done!
>>543872505Thank you for your input Jose.
>>543861902>PICTURE of a knife.Damn, bongs.Really?
