>>543867481What am I looking at?
>>5438674816 million jewish babies were launched from this cannon. The muzzle velocity was so high it would perform brises on the newborn infant, removing both their foreskin and aftskin. Its hard to believe, but its true!
>>543867588hitler's phallus symbol
>>543867588a cannon that fires jews into the far depths of the galaxy. little did they know that space kikes would return to earth just a couple of decades later
>>543867588portable oven 9000 (write this in german)just look at size of this chimney
>>543867481Did *no one* in the German R&D or military try to tell Hitler that a tank of that size would need a nuke-tier shell to be even remotely worth building? The other wunderwaffen were at least trying to break new ground, but tanks really don't benefit from "it gets bigger"
>>543867792>tank
>>543867792It was railway gun, not a tank
>>543867588The biggest tank of the world has ever build...so big than it cannot move without falling deep in ground all the time....useless shit.
>>543867927>>543867942Oh right, well good thing the allies didn't know about Germany's extremely open rail netwo- oh...
>>543867481Hitler & co. were pretty smart guys. So why did they build this? Siege weapon to use against ruskies?
>>543867481It was build to destroy the Maginot line, not our fault that you frogs surrendered in 1 month before it could came to use.
>800 mm shellA thing of beauty.
>"Is not needink to turn, Comrade, will drive straight to Berlin!"WW2 is full of wacky shit, like the luftwaffe jet-powered helicopter/plane or the Soviets training suicide dogs (poorly), or the Americans training incendiary bats (poorly) or the Japanese trying to make a microwave beam weapon.
>>543868070>The gun was designed in preparation for the Battle of France but was not ready for action when that battle began, and the Wehrmacht offensive through Belgium rapidly outflanked and isolated the Maginot Line, which was then besieged with more conventional heavy guns until French capitulation. Gustav was later deployed in the Soviet Union during the Battle of Sevastopol, part of Operation Barbarossa, where, among other things, it destroyed a munitions depot located roughly 30 m (98 ft) below sea level. The gun was moved to Leningrad, and may have been intended to be used in the Warsaw Uprising like other German heavy siege pieces, but the uprising was crushed before it could be prepared to fire. Gustav was destroyed by the Germans near the end of the war in 1945 to avoid capture by the Soviet Red Armyhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schwerer_Gustav
>>543867481>>543867942How do you aim with it?
>>543868077>>543868178Interesting. Thanks. Sounds like it was a total waste of time and resources, but it looks so cool
>>543868120I admit....they could shoot jews to sky by putting them inside that shell.
We should build even bigger guns and shoot down the Chinese space station with them.
>>543868283>Interesting. Thanks. Sounds like it was a total waste of time and resources, but it looks so coolThat kind of sums up quite a lot of the German weapons research.
>>543867792they used these things to shell Paris in ww1 for shits and giggles
Why are Germans so bad at war ? They literally lost both world wars they started. >Spend all your resources on war shit >Lose the only war you ever fought Keku
>>543867792> nuke-tier shellwell Nazi Germany did many things before others got to it.
>>543867792>but tanks really don't benefit from "it gets bigger"Huh? The Panther was almost double the weight of most other militaries tanks and were so markedly superior that they still regularly won battles even when outnumbered by enemy armor 10 to 1.You are confusing history with modern military principles.
>>543867481Reminder that wuderwaffes are memes regardless of the side hyping then up, whether israeli lasers or iranian rockets, or whatever those perpetually angry slavs cook up for eachother.
>>543868027Because the world was ran by Germans prior to WWI and it was horrible
>>543867617lmao this is why I come here
>>543871873Horrible for whom?Slavoids and other Niggerinos? Probably but the rest of Europe was doing great.
>>543867588Kike exterminator 2000
>>543872004Yes, horrible for us, but also horrible for all of the lower classes in all of the countries everywhere since there were no social security and things that Slavs have later invented
>>543867588autism
>>543867481better safe than sorry..on a sidenote, speer's brown uniform was kino
>>543872071Bismarck with Germany was the first nation who implemented a social system.Worked great back then as long as the birthrate is positive but nowadays it will bankrupt our nations.
>>543872430He did it as a temporary measure to prevent communists from getting into power, which was stupid since they couldn't either way. But either way, it was a temporary measure
>>543868191>How do you aim with it?I couldn't find a good picture that explains it, so enjoy my mspaint.They'd setup a curved track that covered all the arcs of fire they wanted and just roll the thing back and forth along the track to adjust the horizontal aim.
>>543867481Americans could never.
>>543871609>Huh?you might as well just build mobile artillery which is exactly what big bertha was, so even the Reich knew to not put it on treads
>>543867617spbp
>>543867588>>543867481>>543867792HOW DID YOU KNOW I AM 8-9 INCHES. JEALOUSY; POUR IT ALL OVER ME. KEK
>>543868191>How do you aim with it?That's the thing, you don't get to. The enemy will destroy it with one based paratrooper and 20$ worth of thermite and you'll never have to use it!>>543869077They went all out in 1870.
