I don't get it
>>543867808Then you've never been in a long term relationship with a biological female.
>>543867808Iongedit
>>543867808they always lie, they're always hungry. just not for their own food so they don't 'seem fat'
>>543867870I have never even touched a woman.
>>543867808i'd let her have a bite
>>543867808and you never will incel
>>543868003I was an autistic dweeb and I lost my virginity when I was 15.What's your excuse?
>>543867870This is why dudes get fat when they get married. They know even if she says no, there's a 60% chance she wants some food so you order that little extra. Then 40% of the time you have to eat it.
>>543867870fpbp this comic is going to filter 90% of this board and make the /r9k/ tourists lose their shit
>>543867808Women are parasites
>>543868062>MOMS GONNA FREAK
>>543867808Is the joke she's on ozempic?
>>543868050how tall are you
>>543868073Please anon, heal your childhood trauma. Your mother mistreated you. Ok. But don't project your pain and hate onto all women. Not every women is like your mother.
>>543867808Always assume she's lying (she is), always get another burger and fries (small).Worst outcome is you get 2 burgers and fries.
>>543867808Usually you just pick for them>>543867870I know, this is such a self snitch that op did lol
>>543868050Fakecel
>>543867808Sontoss has become the Dadtoss
This comic is stupid. Why would women lie about not being hungry if they are?
>>543867808should be 10 panels of her making up her mind then ordering the worst thing on the menu
>>543868229this is simp behaviour. you are coddling her from the consequences of her own behaviour. If a woman fails the burger test you know she is going to be like this with important things, massive red flag and enjoy your divorce-rape
She's clearly dehydrated. He didn't buy her water, that's the joke
>>543867808Remember when this guy rug pulled people with a meme coin lol why are rightoids so fucking gullible.
>>543868224Nope, women are parasites both in a relationship and in society. Women rights are not sustainable long term. Women are weak, both when it comes to their body (a weak incel can beat up a bodybuilder woman) and their mind. You're cattle made to breed and that is your only unit of value (sex), you have no other purpose or meaning.
>>543868208I maxed out at just shy of 5'9.
>>543867808>I'm not hungryEvery women ever, until the end of time
burgers?
>>543868425How many people bought it?
>>543867870I was in a relationship, she always ordered. In fact, it's oretty much the opposite of this meme. She ordered her food, and she would only eat at most, half of the dinner, so I had to finish it for her every time.
>>543868398>this is simp behaviour. you are coddling her from the consequences of her own behaviour. If a woman fails the burger test you know she is going to be like this with important things, massive red flag and enjoy your divorce-rapeWell then in that case get 2 meals anyway and eat them both in front of her to teach her a lesson. while maintaining eye contact the whole time.
>>543868444Smol bean >.<
>>543867870Its also a minor shittest to see if you pay enough attention to her to know what she likes.When she says "I do t want anything" you are supposed to order the thing she wants and let her have some.Seriously, sharing food with your mate is some primal shit.This behavior is biologically hard coded into them to test your ability to be a provider.As a man this is your main purpose in the relationship
>>543867808where's the 4th panel where she cries about "neglect rape" or whatever newspeak fucktarded gaslighting they use today?
he saw a post trending on twitter and made a comic about it.
>>543868526>Well then in that case get 2 meals anyway and eat them both in front of her to teach her a lesson. while maintaining eye contact the whole time.yes, this is good teaching behaviour. much better solution
>>543868604reminder they do it for free pussy
>>543868514Enough that it was funny lol
>>543868324Yeah women never lie, chud
on wrapperunder pinkysecond panel
I can't find it. Anyone see it yet?
>>543868604So if I say "Not even (insert her favourite food here)?" and she still says no and I don't buy her anything then she won't fuck me?Fuck that m8
>>543867808Is it annoying when creators who made edgy content when they were single are now making relationship slop?
>>543868706This story smelled stinky from the very beginning, lacrosse players are all homosexualist richfags. A black woman with dreads is the FURTHEST thing they would have gangraped lmao.
>>543867870this isnt even about being in a relationship, specifically. if someone is watching you eat, it feels like they are starving and you feel self conscience about it. youre all autistic if you have trouble understand this simple ass not-joke
>>543867808>this virgin trumplet that had never touch a female of any animal before didn't know that "I don't want anything" is actually female code word for "I will take your stuff if you didn't get me anything"man: hey hon, want anything from mcdonalds?woman: no I am goodif you didn't get 2 meals then all you are getting is a bite of the burger and 2 fries because she will """"a few nibble"""" everything faster than you finish chewing that 1 bite and 2 fries
>>543868799Disregard all anons advising you to mind-read foids. You buy that bitch a supreme pizza and take her back to your place to shag the night away. The pizza is just the physical manifestation of the illusion of choice, she just wants you to fuck her brains out and maybe have some cold pizza to recoup calories.
>>543868967You talk like a pajeet
>>543868967SAAAAR
>>543868998>>543869106unironically take a short walk off a long bridge, the suicide hits better when you land on rocks instead of water. Fucking simp cucks.
>>543869132Or you could just go back to your shitstain country, disconnect yourself from the internet and allow the world to heal itself.
>>543868967>disregard women>save currency
>>543869154here is your reply
Did he get his first girlfriend finally?
>>543868604they dont dare cook up any of these shit tests for chadfuck putting up for this behavior
>>543868998>>543869106no, burgersharts were talking about that shit long before jeets became a thing. this shit wouldn't fly anywhere else.
>>543867808Women often will say they don't want anything even though sometimes they actually want something, it's a test. It's a more expensive test nowadays seeing as a fast food burger is like $8 as opposed to $2 or $3 like they used to be. Funny enough though, my wife doesn't do this at all, I encountered it most when I lived with my sister when I was young. Another thing they do is they will order something when you're at a restaurant with them and then immediately decide after it comes out that whatever it is you ordered is better and they want that instead, and they will get pissy if you don't trade plates with them.
>>543869324This is because chad doesn't fall for foid mental games and simply fucks her in all three holes.
>>543869324I wonder if it's not a shit test and all shit tests are actually them being mentally stunted children. "I'm not hungry" is maybe "I'm not comfortable eating in front of you right now" like some kind of anorexic, their strict diet of "don't eat, look pretty" is on the line. Should they know when it is time for them to eat? Well it's not when you say it's time to eat, you're going to make them fat/think they are fat for eating. They're basically just anxiety ridden children
>>543867808>>543867870In a long term relationship you learn the other's retarded quirks and flaws; dude should just have bought something for her anyway for later or something.You're supposed to be a team, not a pair of retards in constant contest.
>>543867808> I don't get itThe point is you are supposed to hate women and blame them for everything. Hating women is fun and based, and makes you a better person. It's a reminder that if someone does something slightly annoying and unreasonable, you should feel extra aggrieved because only women do that.
>>543869535>You're supposed to be a team, not a pair of retards in constant contest.this is a highly antisemetic post, imagine how many industries you would destroy without retards getting married to each other. it would be like anudda shoah for Daniel Goldberg, Esq.
>>543869694So wait it really is just babysitting 24/7? and we gave them power over us?
>>543867808Man I could eat a nice roast beef burger with au jus right now. Dipping that overstuffed pile of roast beef and sesame seed but into a little plastic container of beef juice enjoying every savory bite. Maybe a little bit of melted cheddar on it as well. Then washing it down with a refreshingly cold and bubbly 7 Up. All served to me by a high caste Brahmin indian immigrant.
>>543869779Virgin retard
>>543868733Steering wheel
Its actually a scientific finding that humans are stimulated to eat when viewing other humans eating, yes really!
>>543868432And yet you spend your time seething and posting about le wahmmen
>>543869926>>543869926Do women stop acting like babies once you pork them? eagerly waiting for response, is the fix for feminism porking all the women? womenbros... what does porking unlock in the infantile(infinitely?) complicated female mind? they're soooo hard to understand, surely it's my fault, oh gosh now I don't want to eat! guess I'll put on a dress >marriedbros>politicianbros>bankerbros
>>543868681sounds just like the free healthcare
>>543868706She only apologized once she was already in prison for murder. She wasn't gonna do it if it led to consequences to her.
>>543870496Yes you have to pork them but also inseminate, women are programmed for motherhood it's why they play with dolls growing up.
>>543870579uh huh
>>543867870Why would one want to be in a long-term relationship with someone who is mentally a petulant child? Are sex-havers all pedophiles?
>>543870641It's so they can raise children properly. The greatest achievement any woman can have is her son surpassing her in intelligence by 4th grade.
>>543868841You're a retard. The meaning of the comic is literally just that women cannot fucking tell the truth or say what they actually mean or want ever, even to save their lives. A woman would sooner die than tell the truth in plain terms.
>>543868372>Orders it with several modifications to suit her palate>WTF the fast food wagie didn't follow my instructions and went auto pilot? My meal is ruined >:(
>>543868224what if your mother was great but youre surrounded by woke retarded women who enthusiastically sell out their own families to migrants work bullshit uni jobs subsidized by the working class men, dont birth children or literally murder them and whore around, sure not all of them are like that but all of them got those traits why should one eh love such a thing let alone go into a 40+ year contract with such a person, does everything has to be hecking mommy issues or could it be that women like men are human and are also capable of deep evil
>>543867808second screen, burger wrap
>>543870709and these people have the same voting power as you and niggers, truly a time to be alive.
>>543868526KekGonna have to try this
>>543870738>That's slop, you're eating slop, you're a walking trashcan>yes
>>543867808Burger wrapper panel 2
>>543868180Women will always say they want nothing when you go to get something to eat, then eat half your order.
>>543867993>they always lieTPBP>performative bullshit>the man gets blamed / shamed in the end.
>>543869535>supposed to treat women like your equal>literally on the same level when it comes to rational decision making as my 3 and 5 year oldNah fuck you. As long as theyre allowed to vote on anything ill have my cake and eat theirs too.
>>543870996you'd think somebody would have written a book by now about female virtue
>>543867808peak reddit
>>543868003well would you look at don juan over here
>>543870870niggas be getting bamboozled out of their burgers by women
>>543868053yep it do be like thatbut some are just fat
>>543871038>AI, give me a book on female virtues >Uh yeah sure they were all written in the 18th century or before>AI, what the fuck, surely there's modern books on female virtue>Oh of course, here's a list, some are written by men>Okay your first suggestion, 2025, modern virtue: Mary Wollstonecraft, give me a synopsis of all the virtues she attributes to women >Mary Wollstonecraft attributes zero moral virtues to women alone.
>>543867870>ask hole what she wants to eat>"Oh I'm not that hungry I'll just finish that stuff that's in the fridge later if I want it.">cook myself a taco salad>sit down to eat >hole immediately plops down and takes half of it while complaining she had tacos yesterday and it's too spicy
>>543868432The reason why women are weak in mind is because they were selectively bred to be obedient and stupid for the last 1000 years. But we are correcting that.
>>543867808the other edge of the sword is not ordering something after they placed theirs, which will make them want to kill you because they think others will see them as a glutton
>>543871344okay see you in 1000 years when they can order things off the fast food menu
>>543870641
>>543867870/thread
>>543871458>poison
>>543868604>allowing your female to shit test youyou've already failed the greatest test of all
>>543871344retarded takethe reason why they are weak in mind is because their behavior didnt change since we were cavemanthey still crave alpha male and personal security at expense of society pic rel
>>543871592many such cases.
>>543871463>yes they are mentally children, we completely lied to men and women>yes they are actually being driven insane by this, clinically proven>yes they are driving their own children insane, clinically proven>yes they are given the most power imaginable over relationships while in this condition>if you recognize this dichotomy there's something wrong with you
>>543867808>things that didn't happen for $300, Alexwhen is this retard going to make reality-based comics instead of strawmanning women all the time?
>>543868604This reminds me of weak mothers pampering their brats, unknowingly turning them into retards that way.
>>543871617Your take is the one that is retarded. A Russian scientist showed that wild foxes could be completely domesticated in just 10 generations. Why couldn't the same happen with humans? It can. After all, the behaviors, subservience, dominance, these are all genetic, which means they can be influenced through selective breeding.
>>543867808Rule #1: Women don't know what they wantRule #2: If a woman knows what she wants she won't tell you
>>543867808My favorite one is when she says she's hungry but doesn't know what she wants. I have literally never had that problem.
>>543867808The womans urge to usurp resources from a male is strong.
>>543871361This is just a symptom of toxic femininity. They were raised by their mothers and/or conditioned by their friends that "eating will make you seem unattractive", and they've internalized that. Unfortunately, there are also men who think that way and will berate a woman for eating when it's "unnecessary" or overly indulgent.
>>543869535>You're supposed to be a team, not a pair of retards in constant contestthen the hole should be a team mate and communicate and tell the truth and not try to manipulate and lie and shit test and be contentious.
Why can't this nigger do the full four panels
>>543867870actually I’m going to flip that on you and assert that women who claim to not be hungry when they actually are have not been in a relationship with a man, and are therefore embarrassing females who deserve to starve unless they reverse their indiscretion.
>>543870709/thread
Look I'll finish the goddamn comic for him>4th panel: sexo
>>543867870>Then you've never been in a long term relationship with a biological female.Not trying to flex but I feel so privileged for that...
There, was that so hard you doodle nigger
>>543867808i ordered pizza delivery and asked my roommate if he wanted anything, he said no.an hour later my pizza arrived and my roommate had the fucking audacity to ask for a slice.
>>543872134because humans are not animals you absolute retard and it requires much more to create civilizationthere is no evolutionary factor that could make women change their caveman behaviorits the first lesson of the Bible
>>543867870There's only one kind of female but yes you're correct
>>543872285It's called anxiety. "women think the only role of a man in a relationship is to make them feel comfortable and not anxious". "they will take criticism or information as a personal attack because it makes them feel anxious and put them into fight or flight mode." They're basically biological alarms driven by insanity, woops I mean anxiety, and the role of that is probably to force the man to care for them like a baby bird. Ever heard a woman cry? Like actually wail? That's their ultimate tool
>>543868053well you don't have to eat it
perma ban all sex-havers and all sex-haver larpers itt
>>543872701Could you imagine a world without larpers?
As a man you have the superior intelligence so its easy to anticipate any shit women come up with. This shit with food is so common that every man knows what you are talking about.What I am trying to say is that if you cant predict behavior of these primitive organism, you are retarded dumb niggerfaggot. You have no right calling yourself a man.
>>543867870Ok, women always say they aren't hungry, and then if you don't order them something, they want yours. They take your fries, they take half your sandwich. As men, we want the whole fucking thing we ordered, if her stupid ass wanted half of something she could order one and eat half of it. On the other hand, if you try to guess and get the nice fried chicken sandwich, then get her like grilled nuggets, you are gonna lose half the sandwich and be forced eating shittty grilled nuggets. Don't try to guess what she wants. She will want what you are eating because you eating it makes it look good.The trick gentlemen, is to order two of the same thing. If she actually isn't hungry, then cool you got lunch tomorrow. 41M in a long term marriage with a kid. And life is good. Sometimes the solutions to shit everyone bitches about is just that easy.
>>543867808stonetoss has a gf?
>>543867870Fuck off normie
>>543873045This is what Im talking about. A man knows, predicts, finds solution. Thats how easy is the life for real men.
>>543867808>filtered by stonetossPerhaps one day you'll lose your virginity meme flag
>>543873199Lol, you're a lonely weirdo
>>543867808I didn't know stonetoss did unc jokes.
>>543873326Yeah I don't play stupid games>men created society to make women feel comfortable>society is some sort of gay parasite now where men have to somersault around with the weight of the world on their back with ungrateful women
>>543873368It is a a SUSpicious meme though. Stonetoss is a fat mexican virgin, why is he making memes about problems with girlfriends?
>>543873440Yes
>>543873480>I don't play stupid gamesI see all those streamers with a wall of actionfigures and comics.maybe stonetoss will do a comic on that.
>>543867808Women say they're not hungry, then want some of your food 5 seconds later. Wife use to do this regularly so I just buy her tge same meal I get and hand it to her. She scarfs it down like a ravenous year and then grabs some bites of my burger and fries on top of that. Her metabolism will eventually slow down where it'll start putting pounds on her. She won't be thin forever eating the way she does.
>>543873480Its a phase, phases come and go. Because men always find a solution. If white men dont find a solution, then no one will.
>>543873562*ravenous bear
>>543873541Men naturally slide into protector roles, go figure
>>543873532I've been married almost 20 years.It used to be the norm.You kids are all fucked up.
>>543873610thanks for your garbage society
>>543868733In the wrapper near his hand, second panel
>>543873111In the classical Greek sense
>>543873706You think gen x made this shithole?You can thank our shitty lazy boomer parents for this god awful hellhole we now reside in.
>>543873562>>543873610>>543873045leave this website and never come back normalnigger>@ facebook
>>543873577The end phase? where they don't even know what a man or a woman is
>>543869535Lmao spoken like a true incel, all women do this shit and they do it to test the boundaries of how much they can fuck with you. It's all a part of the long game of taking control over you and it's not even conscious, so you're not supposed to blame them, but you're supposed to expect it and set the boundaries. Your "team" relationship is a fairy tale and/or an outlier
>>543873785Dont tell me what to do memeflaggot trash.
>>543873867>all women do this>it's voluntaryit's probably not voluntary >so don't blame themyes it would be odd to blame them for involuntary insanity
>>543873867Wow, look at how bitter you are.My marriage is pure team effort.You just sound like a douche
>>543869132kek
>>543869535It's interesting to see the difference in American and European woman-hating>Americans: She should stop being retarded>Euros: I hate this fucking set of holes I date
>>543867808sus steering wheel.
>>543873926Or, have you been broken like a horse
>>543873985Nope, i still do pretty much whatever i want.
>>543873920I think you have problems with reading comprehension >>543873926Not a single word of what I said is untrue. You may be the outlier but I seriously doubt it.
>>543874217What does you wife have to say about that
>>543873966explains why they let them be prime woministers
>>543874295Not much, she knows it's pointless to try.>>543874223Poor bitter eurotrash, never had an actual healthy long term relationship before?
>>543874371so she did try to tell you what to do, and she conceded some, and you tried to tell her how to do things, and you conceded a lot
>>543874449Conceeded?Have you ever been married jr?
>>543874498what would you call realizing it's pointless to try an argue with somebody or tell them what to do?
>>543867808People started talking about femoids instead of this mogus.
>>543874371Gee I wonder who actually sounds angry and bitter here, sounds like you have a lot of repressed anger from being a fucking cuck slave to your woman. Ayy lmao you little cucked bitch do you come to 4chan to vent your anger from being your woman's little bitch cuck? Was the 4some with her 2 guy friends a good "team job"? Ahahah you fucking pussy I bet you even sucked the dicks like a good team cuck
>>543874541>>543874541So never married huh?How about even a long term gf?If not, what exactly would you know about it?
>>543874541Here's some synonyms:>Disengagement>Resignation>Capitulation>Forbearancethese all sound worse than concession, if it truly is a "team effort"
>>543867993>they always lieThe real red flag is they are too stupid to know what the truth is.
>>543874628You have so much projection you could open a Cineplex.I love how you go straight to the 5th grade playground insults.You sure showed me, lol.
>>543873974Nah, wrapper is sus.
This is me when I fast. I try to avoid food but when I see it my instincts kick in.
>>543868604Untraditional women do not get a traditional treatment
>>543874760I realized I need to get down to your level, bitch cuck fag. Oh sorry I forgot one bitchcuck detail. What I meant in my original comment is all BEAUTIFUL women do this. I never dated below 8/10 so your ugly assfaced cunt wife isn't even on my radar. Come to think of it you're right, when 2 fugly monsters find each other it's probably jabba the hut dream life because nobody else would ever want to fuck you or your hideous cunt wife. Go eat a cookie, lardon
>>543874996Lol, you are an angry little guy huh?When's the last time you got laid buddy?
>>543868224>who hurt you?effeminate naxalt fag
>>543872300>>543872423>>543872461
>>543868050A dog doesn't count, leaf
>>543868028She'd proceed to take a bite that encapsulates the entire sandwich.
>>543874664human relationships are not complicated at all, marreidoids think they're something special without realizing how they automatically did conceded in every aspect of their relationship. "oh it's just normal behavior" "oh being chip chipper chiperoo and actually saying nothing at all is natural behaviour" actually it's behavior probably specifically ingrained to comfort women and foster large relationships, like a troop of monkeys. The responsibility of the male has fallen to the wayside, all that social behavior isn't important anymore, oh but you fell into your cookie cutter role, congratulations. >I know what I'm talking about because I'm marriedapparently you don't.
>>543868522Lol that's like the other half of the meme. You always gotta finish for them, same with their drinks.
>>543875235Tell me about your current relationship.How long has it lasted?
>>543867808
>>543875296>I'm better than youprove it
>>543873926>My marriage is pure team effort.I like how you say this as if the normal is to expect the opposite.
>>543867808Every single whore is a child murdering, race traitor. Every single one. Each whore that is violently beaten to death on sight is one child saved.
I did a biology degree where 90% of my class was women. They do this as they feel like asking for food makes them look fat but eating a part of your food doesnt as they are only eating a bit and not a full meal. Yes it doesnt really make sense but they have weird mental issues when it comes to their appearance and whatnot.
>>543875064Like the average foid, you can only ever respond by insulting a man's masculinity and his ability to put his dick in some hole. To you (and foids), a man's ability to fuck some blown out slut is the only value he has. Your effeminate, snarky, reddit tier responses make that very clear. Being a mutt though explains why you're such a fag. Everything you eat, drink, and breaths is laced with chemicals that make you a weak, hormonal bitch.
>>543875321No relationship huh?Have you ever had a successful long term relationship? With someone you werent related to?
>>543875299This one was far more thought-provoking, he's truly lost his edge
>>543867993This. I've (regretfully) dated fat girls and they would always pretend to not be hungry.
>>543875372I love how mad this makes people like you.Nice vpn btw.
>>543868604JOEY DOESN'T SHARE FOOD
>>543875372no no, he's blissfully unaware of human psychology and thinks he won because he filled the most basic social requirements, the implication he doesn't actually know what he's talking about causes aggression, like a woman
>>543873045I order a decoy appetizer that I don’t really like and pretend to enjoy it and pretend to be reluctant to share, but secretly I ordered the entree and by the time it arrives she won’t be hungry, and I pretend to agonize over sending it back because it’s “bad” even though it’s absolutely delicious.
>>543875161And finally:>>543872763
>>543868604in non simp termslying stupid fucking cunts always playing stupid fucking games
>>543873199This. Total normie death
>>543873562It’s not about making her fat, it’s about proving to the world that you can make her fat because your ownership and influence over her is so absolute.
>>543868028smart choice is to have enough food around for her to be happy. and yourself to be fun enough and able to whip up something she always loved since childhood. mashed potatos or whatever. they don't think clearly. they function on instinct and emotion. good for raising children. ordering a single serving of food is a nono anyway, but i get the message. bit of a zoomer clichè, as grown up people plan and prepare food, then sit down together to eat.
New CS
>>543875457I took several psych classes in college.You're just another sad loney Angry zoomer. You think you have some poignant shit to say, but you're just bitter.Enjoy your loneliness.
>>543875547>women are anxiety ridden and hyper self reflective (without knowing how to actually self reflect and navigate their emotions and purpose) leading to a cumulative anxiety scenario where they display the symptoms of Borderline Personality disorder or some other kind of mental illness, because nobody actually understands them >>543875656>I took psych 101okay let's hear it, instead of your crybaby antics
>>543875656>I took several psych classes in collegeprobably taught by a woman no doubt.
>>543875706I'm not the one pissing and moaning.That's you, little guy.
>>543875716I liked Jungian thought in psych class personally.
>>543875799You are a woman aren't you? maybe a troon?
>>543875867Now you're flailing.
>>543875706So you understand why the 19th should be repealed.Got it.
>>543875895you haven't said one thing of consequence Ms
>>543868259indecisive female was wasting time, driving around, skipping one after another lunch options. so i go into one and she follows and we sit down. more indecisive bs from her with waiter standing there a 2nd time. shits ridiculous. i order for her and he thanks me and leaves and she flips the fuck out, goes outside to sit on the curb in the parking lot. batshit crazy.
>>543875918Do tell me About all those successful long term relationships of yours.
>>543867808>The issue is "You sure?"."Bitch, I asked once, you heard me because you answered. Touch my goddamn food. FAFO why I keep a shovel in the trunk. Fucking do it. Bet next time, if you want something, you won't fucking lie about it, now will you?"Shit-tests are for people who won't fucking kill you. Women and other non-humans forgot that because (you) quit teaching them. Your own fault for being lazy bitches.
>>543876061Do come up with an original thought and stop being an emotional bitch, you dumb cunt
>>543867808incel detected
>>543876088Lol, that's what i thought.Im not the one throwing a little fit here.Ask your mommy to make you some tendies so you can calm down.
>>543876189you couldn't win an argument against a child, must be a good parent
>>543868522Some of us cannot waste food. When we meet one of those people who always "leave something on the plate," we should exit the situation immediately. Those people are no good. They don't understand frugality as a virtue and only think of it as a pathology of cheapness. They can't hold onto a dollar because they believe what John Maynard Keynes wanted all the goyim to believe: money's value is only realized when you spend it. They have insane amounts of debit.
>>543876067they'll pout for a bit and forget what happened, except you were baaaad and lacking understanding of a wuuhmaan. if they remain low sugar this may continue for the evening and the following days. really is best to do it oldschool. ask, or rather suggest something that would be an option and then goddamn cook it. takes 20min, except for elaborate stuff. even a fancy soufflé takes 2 min only. much better courting than buying roadside diner.
>>543876320Damn... Fine point.
>>543876242You can't find Any girl that can stand your Ass long enough to make a child.What would you know about it?
>>543876369
>come back>90% salty virgin repliesSad.It's a shit test. And you can cry about not liking it.But unless you learn to pass it we're going extinct. Simple as.
>>543876419I could snap your feigned superiority over my knee you silly bitch, take you back to your childhood, oh boohoo, boohoo I'm a woman, boohoo. I don't play silly games
>>543876395He did ask. Twice actually. Do they not read in your country?Didn't read past there because you're a weakling.
>>543876369The 4th panel is very important
>>543876484You're a low t uneducated zoomer.You're a joke.
That's just how comics work
>>543876595You're a woman
>>543876501>Bitch, I asked oncefuck off
>>543876670Make me, Hans. Go get Officer Muhammad after me.
>>543876395You can’t make a goddamn soufflé in 2 minutes. You’d be a fucking millionaire and an undefeated champion of every cooking competition ever.
>>543867808WHERE IS IT I DON'T SEE IT AAAAA
>>543876501point is, if you aren't able to handle this situation like a man, you are the weakling. a man has foresight and doesn't whine. he keeps the female happy. effortlessly. the stonetoss plot would not happen in my universe, ever. now fuck off.
>>543876644Is that the best you can do zoomie?No wonder you cant get a girl.
>>543876758prep time for an easy one is less than 2 minutes. yes, it takes more time until you can serve it.
>>543876897Nope, nice try though.
I hate this, that's why I always get something for her despite her saying i don't want anything.
>>543876827Argumentive little shrew, aren't you?>like a manSounds like you've never met one, precious.Last reply for your dumb ass.
>>543876938shall we make this a cooking thread? when it's about problematic women? kek.
>>543867870This happened to me when me and my lady went to the movies Doesn't want popcorn, yet always used to want it from my bag lmaoI aint complaining but it sure was silly
>>543876897No, it doesn’t. I’ll sit there and time you because I’m so confident that every time some guy on 4chan who says “yeah it took me like 5 minutes” in the context of cooking is grossly underestimating the time it takes because they’ve never actually timed it. It gets you called out within a few posts on /ck/, where in cooking competitions they routinely get 30-45 minutes and some fucker on 4chan says he can bang it out in 5. For someone who has actually worked in a professional kitchen, they already know that it’s impossible.
>>543877011that's hardly a counterargument now, is it, moshe. silly adhoms won't do. if you can't handle your woman you are gay, joe. consider coming out.
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>>543868372I went to this awesome place with a girl, she managed to order the one item that was inedible.
>>543876827Men don't have to do everything, like upkeep race communist society while getting paid nothing, and babysit women, which are undergoing an identity crisis while screeching about their ability to lead, sorry, that's not what society was created for
>>5438680034Chan!
>>543877129I gotta say though, its delightfully sillyI know she was doing it to be closer, she even said grabbing from the same popcorn bag felt romantic Last movie we saw was spider-man brand new day, jean grey pissed her off lmao
>>543876320Frugality is half the equation but getting a good deal is the other half. If it cost 8 bucks for 4 tendies or 10 bucks for 8 tendies. The 10 dollar meal is better even if you don't feel like eating 8 tendies you do it cause it's the better deal.
>>543868604What if what she wants is cum? Hard to provide that in public
>>543868526>oh babe this burger you didn't want to taste os fucking good>mmmm holy fuck babe this burger is just fucking amazing>i'm about to eat the second one holy shit you should had ordered one too bad though i just finished the second one
I don't think Brazil is ready for 2027
>>543877131depends on the complications of your repertoire. a standard low key 'cut the veggies and cook em with a bit of ground beef' is made very quickly. a stew or roast will take slightly longer to set up. a professional has other standards. once you've been cooking every day for 20 years, you get your julienne as desired though. i like this guy and the book is my fav.
>>543877529Hih, ill look that up, my wife is a dual citizen, her horrible german family lives in northern Bavaria
>>543877245of course not. but if you want a woman by your side and be happy for the most part you better see to this one being content. easier said than done, i know. omitting her from a food order is conterproductive. just sayin.
>>543867808i have never even touched my wife or seen her but i believe she will come and see me one day and save me >she wontthats why i waited 31 years right? because im a christian?
>>543873737is it Platonic? a teen boy? a Persian woman? idgi
>>543867808he raped herat first she consented to not eat and then she changed her mind later
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>>543877610>of course not.In order to have a woman religiously argue with you and be unhinged you must acquire currency which means upkeeping the very system of oppression. Once again marriedoids don't actually think about anything and think fulfilling basic human behavioral patterns is a win
>>543877791utterly based and im probably gonna go to jail for saying this kek
>>543868604>When she says "I do t want anything" you are supposed to order the thing she wants and let her have some.It comes down to this. Knowing what they want without them saying it is the ultimate attention that women seek.Sadly no male pollutes his mind with retarded shit like trying to predict what preferences are stored in a females mind because literally anything else is more important than this
>>543868681Yeah, that's what every man who ever reproduced did
>>543868604Friendly reminder that a majority of men desperately crave sexual and/or romantic relationships with such defective vagina creatures. Most men *want* this daily humiliation ritual to happen to them.LMFAOTotal simp deathTotal foid death
>>543871361>>543867808the worst part is that caucasisan skanks think this makes them cutetheir idea of cuteness is mind games and creating conflict
>>543877800>you must acquire currencysome, unfortunately. doesn't take much though if she's happy with the sex and not a complete bitch. if you consider time a limiting factor, avoiding the 'system' is akin to suicide, unless you are rich anyway. we have to navigate it. and sabotage it happily.
>>543878022holy fuck is she a cringe sperg
>>543879493playing women's game at all is helping the system, the more burdensome mindbroken women on the public dole taking SSRIs the more "natural" the situation. As soon as they demanded equality men should have handed them everything and watched them get crushed under the weight >avoiding the system is suicidal, we're forced to navigate itno you're not
>>543876320Cleaning your plate is how you get obese, stop eating when you're full. I want somebody who shirks away at the thought of going to a restaurant when eating a meal is 90% cheaper at home, not Gragnar the infinite fry vacuum, licker of plates. I'll take somebody who's feeding cheap grocery store food to the composter over somebody who goes to starbucks regularly any day. Waste your pennies, save your bills.
>>543879669well, that's what i'm saying. you don't have to. they'll adjust to you, except for the badly bpd plagued ones. but even those can be educated into less and lesser attempts at mindfuckery. it takes a firm hand.
>>543879861eh, I kind of want to see what happens when they collectively realize they fucked up horribly instead of be distracted by one
>>543867808>stonetoss has never been in a relationshipLOL
>>543880008fair enough. i'm not enjoying the inevitable crumbling of the house of cards. my current arrangement allows me to retreat to my castle and let her reassemble her calm when necessary, unbothered by it. i can do without her. she knows.
>>543867870Kek burger wrapper sus
>>543868604Nah, fuck that bitch
>>543874581I don't get it, what are people saying about the burger wrapper?I am not chronically online.
>>543880435Exactly, I couldn't have a relationship with a woman knowing I couldn't protect them from something unforeseeable. Part of the reason I study women was the hope that I was wrong and the system could be salvaged. Like there's something nobody else doesn't know about, or women are actually capable and I could create a true feminism. For instance, women are mirrors of men, the men have their fathers to teach them everything, and the women have their mothers. But women are adversely affected by society so that their mothers are no longer suitable parents to their daughters, that might actually be the source of the problem. They've lost generational structure from the atomization of families and are sort of just floating around, letting society tell them what's right. Then you have the communists that swoop in and tell them they need to reject society wholesale because it's males that are the problem. I'd have to design a pretty perfect spook to zap everything at once
>>543877599>in northern Bavaria>Calling Franken Northern Bavariaoof.
>>543877956still a primal thing to provide food to a mate and a small thing considering other problems. the stonetoss joke is on the guy who isn't creative and knowledgable enough to handle this despite the woman's shenenigans. joke's on her for playing stupid games. and it's an alleged portrait of the state of society, seen in relationships. seen incorrectly imhv, as it only depicts a very small fraction of incapable retards. basically a jewish wet dream. order out every day, goyim.
>>543873045Yeah, the solution to this has been obvious for quite a long time. Always, always order double.
>>543880625This
>>543867870Why doesn't my wife do it then? Sounds like a skill issue.
>>543867870damn
>>543867870>>543868604why arent you even cooking yourselves
i dont get it because i never ask I just get her something if im getting something, if she eats she eats if she dont then starveshe learned pretty quick to tell me her order before I make it for her
>>543881339>women are actually capablesome have characteristis that can be used in business. i knew one with an incredible memory. eidetic. bit on the spectrum probably. cute too. she never played games. extremely well mannered girl. didn't cook though.
>>543881376i didn't want to say anything. probably how the family described it. bavaria sounds nicer and nobody knows franken anyway.
>>543881339tldrfeminism turned women into wannabe men who are only tolerated because of demasculinised malesthe role of women is to simply follow and be obedient
>>543876320you were bamboozled by depression-era boomers
>>543881849of course I don't mean something as simple as economic performance, bridging 10,000 years of human development and giving them an actual platform for spiritual and intellectual perfection, an impossible task surely but that's what makes it interesting>>543882069perhaps, perhaps not, it was women that brought things like pottery into villages and spread one of the most measurable parts of ancient culture
>>543882069they subconsciously want that role, despite the propaganda. even 'successful' and well paid stem women will start going on saturday shopping sprees to compensate for the lack of family. doesn't work. then at 40 they'll try to 'find themselves'. it's all so tiring, especially the ones telling you they don't want children. mad.
>>543882374they have a place and they do the jobs that dont require a man to be done thats why those shit tests exists its because they are in the waiting for something to happen position, men are in the position of making things happen
>>543881592You married a man.
>>543882464but women were allowed to bring their knowledge into villages and impose their systems on men, roles that were given to them belonged to them, modern women have no such knowledge to impose on men, but they impose anyway, as if that's how they operate
>>543867870Jeets obliterated
>>543882374>impossible task surelyyes. that's not what they have evolved to. the liberty experiment was designed to fail. who benefitted from women working? what's the damage? seems there's a pattern.
>>543868324Women are fickle
>>543867870or even a short term one.if you stop to get fast food and a girl says she isn't hungry, buy her fries anyway.
>>543868045I can incel pretty good, never forget your commas.
>>543870950Damn
>>543882905well it wouldn't be uncharacteristic of jewish "social engineers" to lie to people to convince them to leap blindly over a chasm. You mistake humans for some perpetually rapidly evolving creature when really they're just highly adaptable, but their adaptability has its limits. Take for instance the last books on female virtue to be spit out by AI being over 200 years old. Take for instance male psychology being hastily pasted over women for the last 100 years as a sort of stopgap societal operating system. Or the last 50 years of homosexual activism being based on lies, or really the entirety of progressive history being full of fibs and contrivances. Women have absolutely nothing you see, design to fail probably, or just sheer ignorance on the part of women and activists wholesale, for as long as human history can be determined. The fact that virtually nothing has been done to try and find the truth of femininity probably means there is something there, but you're not going to learn about it at a feckless university
>>543868050I'm not autistic
>>543867808did stonetoss just recently get his first gf or something?a lot of his more recent comics come off like that.
