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COG IS A BUM
Christmas Soon
Floppo the homo
How does one achieve this level of aura?
Hope Josh dies today
soon
Got a bit seethy in the last one.
He's on a turbomelty.
>>543868972Fuck me sideways the greens nuked their own platform to own the jews like the cool kids were doingNow reform is the party of minimal sense who don't pander to nazitards
>>>/mlp/
What you doing in remembrance tomorrow lads?
>>543869111REFORM, REFORM, REFORM.
>>543869043Corrrrrrr any meme artists in who can achieve this kind of "mega aura"?Next level mogging
>>543869137I only Remember the 5th of November.
>>543869137Gonna hang around outside a synagogue for no reason.
>>543869137Remembering that Jnig got done for posting actual child porn on 4chan, because he's an actual paedophile.
>>543869202Eat some Semtex first
The funny thing about josh's obsession with me is that he was a lolcow long before I ever appeared here.
>>543869180Gunpowder treason and plot.I see no reason.Why gunpowder treason.Should ever be forgot.
>>543868972How does one join the patriot platform?
>>543869070all i heard was dalit noises
>>543869258Might have a boost bar. Keeps me going a bit.
relapsed after 18 days of not drinking alcohol yesterday. well annoyed
>josh's obsession>talks about nothing else except josh>obsessionObsessed little jeet
I like how we have to relitigate that he's a nonce every thread. It never gets old.
oh boy… crynonce is going to flood Britain with all his tears flowing today
>>543869137F
Christ this general really is the same set of spackers spouting their brain rot catchphrases back and forth all day every day for years isn't it? Absolute fucking state of it.
>>543869389It calms down sometimes.
avin a ___ ___
>>543869281>5th November >anti taig celebration
What is with mentally ill brown retards and thinking everyone is the same poster?
>jnig and horsenonce every single thread when they're not busy sharing CSAM with the frog
>>543869457LMAO
>>543869317Milky ways are explicitly designed for such occasions
ngl still creasing at My Little Boggy
>the pogrom, the kkhhamas invasion by kkkhhamas, of israel, by terrorism, of kkhhamas of the chosen people on OCTOBER SEVEEEENTH!Daubney being a goy bellend on GBNews. They’re a right bunch of yid slaves.
>>543869329Spastic
>>543869310holy kek this is an elite meme
>>543869281Imagine if it happened again that would be awful haha
>>543869444clussy wank
>>543869329>>>/adv/
how does one join the patriot platform?
>>543869329I don't think I was an alcoholic as after 1 week sober, the only thing I've noticed is my trips to Lidl are cheaper and I no longer avoid the self checkout.A couple of beers every night. Bottle of vodka every two weeks. Probably over official rNHS limit, but that's written on the assumption that everyone is a lightweight faggot.
i faak ur mathersi faak ur sisters
>>543869389It has its moments, but we have to wait for the real men with jobs to come home before it gets going. You can't expect much from neets. They don't do anything, so they don't know anything.
>>543869329Just don't drink - it's that simple.
>>543869680Vishpoo facedoxx?
>>543869555I think the vast majority of people these days think Guy Fawkes was a good lad really.I mean, is terrorism justifiable when it is used to bring down a tyrant?I just like the big bonfires and fireworks on a cold autumn night desu.
>>543869389Yes - don't know why I bother coming here desu, but there are the odd gems of actual conversation. But it's mostly spastics calling each other pedos and such all day every day. Sad!
>want to go to local gig for niche music genre where the entire gig is for bands of that small genre>profits are for local ''Refugee Support Network charity''oh fuck off, the one gig and the profits are for that? now I cant go because im not funding that bollocks.
Ordered yours yet lad?
>>543869957
>>543869823For me, it's the community fete hosted at a local migrant resource centre. Although I do worry that this peaceful event might turn violent when an anti-immigration mob fueled by coordinated social media rhetoric turn up.
>>543869680same eye colour as josh>>543869957wow what a shit meme, only a nonce who shares CP on discord could come up with such a shit meme tbqh. Very low IQ. Maybe you should post your shit meme daily and say everyone is seething la.
>>543870072you want a my little wigger pony instead? kekkkkkk
>>543869803>there are the odd gems of actual conversationGet a life in the real world if you want conversation. This isn't conversation it's strangers typing at each other.
>>543869202They might think you're on the game.
>>543870116weird how you "discovered" that and brought it to brit/pol wasn't it la? you obese jewish paedophile.
>>543870072Wigger Starmer is the literal apotheosis of memes. You can tell this is fact because you are unable to explain the joke.
>https://news.sky.com/story/forensic-student-admits-dexter-style-murder-in-kill-room-13595603>A forensics student who was obsessed with US TV drama Dexter pleaded guilty to murdering a sex worker in a “kill room” set up inside an Airbnb.>Benjamin Day, 20, lured Maria Saceanu, 24, to a plastic-lined room where he stabbed her to death in the property in Tividale, West Midlands.>He was arrested wearing a Dexter-style khaki top after inflicting 78 knife wounds on his victim and starting to dismember her body.>Day, who was 19 at the time of the killing, changed his plea to guilty on Tuesday after discussions with his barrister on the second day of his trial at Wolverhampton Crown Court.gets caught after one.fucking noob
>>543870143sure sure discord nonce, I'm totally seething at your shit meme you need to push daily, because its not an organic meme people share organically. You were never any good at memeing though, or even wank ones asking AI to do it for you.
>>543870150Didn't dexter kill criminals?
>>543870197Plenty of people share it organically and make OC for it organically. Stay impotent and seething diminutive inbred freak.
>>543869823>profits are for local ''Refugee Support Network charity''That money is going stright into the pocket of a Jew, not meming they got £60,000 a year to run a charity like that if not more and 90% of money coming in goes to pay wages.We are riddled with parasites in the Charity sector. I've worked for three charities 2 IT, 1 animal and theres ALWAYS A JEW who is one of the few paid charty workers, they NEVER work for free.Name the gig and charity for us lad, lets see..
>>543870140alri my little boggy la
>>543870205Yeah He was starting on easy mode with prozzies.Still failed.
creasing anyways, time for a j
>>543870249alri josh la, you paedophile, been outside today?
>>543870119Real world is where the normies live. They're fucking boring. Much like the worst posters here, they've got a couple of catchphrases they repeat endlessly. Plus if you ask if they have any pictures of their children in school uniform, they get upset for some reason.
No policies to further homegrown produce? We're about to enter a global food shortage lmao
>>543870119I'll be sure to ask random strangers in the pub what they think about the nigger problem, next time I'm there.
>>543870284weren't you supposed to get healthy years ago
>>543870150Next to The Lost City of Tipton - I always knew they were wronguns. Eating chips - from the chip shop - in the pub.It aint right
>>543869310Bogdan is definitely the thread dalit.
>>543870248We have to pay them so we can secure their unique management talent!
Tell Josh to stop shitting up the Warframe thread with bestiality.
I'm going to hell
____ _ tom tit
Simulated millitary event just flew over me house.Guessing that Dutch plane is supposed to be some Russian bomber or summik.
>>543870334He's well over 18 stone nowNot even joking lmao It's over for him (it never started)
>>543870505silent hill
>>543870150Dexter imitators always seem to miss the bit where Dexter only kills other bad guys and they do the normal bad guy thing of picking on vulnerable preythe irony is always fucking LOST on themthere was this other famous AVGN style autist from Canada a few years back who did the same shtick and he kept a whole diary detailing all about how he's the smartest serial killer in the world and the only person he killed was some poor 40 year old nerd who wanted to get laidhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twitchelldo these people even watch their own bullshit or do they just skip to the killroom scenesthis is basic fucking media literacy
I hope you all have a bag of Chainlink.
>>543868972Beans on toast is gay.
>>543870316It's not really an issue. There's loads of food walking around on two legs.
>>543870598gee it's almost like mental illness affects your ability to consume/process information properly. shame we consider mental illness a virtue these days
>>543870610Nah. Let you hold onto yours.
>>543870693How else are you planning on escaping this multicultural hellhole?
>>543870623You can't eat BAMEs, they're dirty
>>543870684>gee it's almost like mental illness affects your ability to consume/process information properly.it do be like that
>>543869794>Guy Fawkes was a good lad really.Yes
>>543869329Pick yourself up and try again. It took me a few trys to get sober. Health scares are s powerful motivator.
>>543870612
>>543870505Is that josh's hostel bog? Kek
good news story of the daywell as good as it gets these days
>>543871010Bigger than your microhovel kitchen kek
Afternoon faggots >Implying I'm not one myself top kekkWhat's a NEET like myself got to do to get a discord invite? Hate pols layout and need to find some epic memes
>>543869329>relapsed after 18 days of not drinking alcohol yesterday. well annoyedShouldn't be, you'll already be below the NHS guidelines after weeks of not drinking.
>>543871032They should be raped to death
>>543871032how do you even get to the point where the choice is to tase an OAP
>>543870574Which one kek>>543871010Church bog. I've left my scent
>>543871080The NHS is a false god
>>543871108The copper with the taser was a women That’s all you need to know.
>>543870748I do. Regularly. It involves long-term holdings of BTC and PAXG, wash traded up to cgt limits. Also spells of agency work, ideally spanning two tax years to harvest two personal allowances. I ain't no tax cow. Don't even drink or smoke in this country. This is my first time back in 3 years.
>>543871155oh
just farted
Blobdan hasn't had a whiff of quim in his life.
>>543871290see >>543871203
>>543871032What happened to lesbian nanna? I remember she went mental with the pepper spray after her initial breakout as a meme celebrity
Why aren't we doing anything to support France? Remember how the board rallied around us during the 2024 unrest? We owe them a debt.
>>543871408Its wogs.
>>543871058>1pbtidLmao
>>543871364I haven't heard from her since.They probably gave her a cushy desk job.
>>543871439That's my point...?Why aren't we supporting frog anons?
You can get a Pixel phone here for £700:https://www.costco.co.uk/TVs-Electronics-Security/Phones/SIM-Free-Mobiles/Google-Pixel-10-Pro-XL-256GB-Sim-Free-Mobile-in-Obsidian/p/765991
>>543871457>They probably gave her a cushy desk job.I'd hopethat's half a super villain origin story as it isI mean you'd hope after all that someone would say to her "you aren't stern enough to deal with field work" but you're just never sure if they have that much sense about it
>>543869297>>543869604Accurately draw this nugger to prove your worth.
>>543871516No thanks
>>543871441he’s done you
>>543870612why do baked beans terrify americans
>>543871593*nigger
>>543871441You've never chuffed in a quim
>>543871302not even his mums because he came out of her arse
>>543871668There's not enough added corn syrup for them to consider it food.
>>543871408police moving in over in Francehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sODutnRKDb4
>>543871736holy kek
>>543871593>Accurately draw this nugger to prove your worth.
France just test launched a ICBM from a sub off the coast off Brittany. I'm sure it's nothing.
Josh was a lab experiment made with donkey semen to serve as a fleshlight for rBert
>>543871736Lmfao. Must have been fired out long range with a guff cus you can smell his mums quim from across the street
>>543869389its a coordinated attack by hope not hate they use the lolcows in asymetric warfare by giving them the attention they crave every hour
>>543871937Are you the jeet paedophile? Par on course to circlejerk with the hostelnonce lmao
U lads ever fry up a sausage or two, slice it, and put it in the beans (with ham sauce) then sprinkle in a little cheese?
Kek
>>543872049Post the one of josh fucking his ma
>>543871777I hate this cunt, just sits there restreaming webcams and reading out tweets and has the most insufferable retarded mods
>>543872103Who the fuck is Josh and why do you cunts fill every thread with inane shit about the guy
>>543872143You know damn well who he is, otherwise you're a newfag and need to lurk longer
I once described josh as the nucleus of brit/pol/ and that remains the case. Love him or hate him, he's focal to every thread.
Quimstarved dalit kek
>>543871937holy kek
>>543871983No, but I sometimes buy beans with the little sausages in them. What is ham sauce?
>>543872143A paedo who posts here. He also bummed his grandad and fingered his dying mom.
>>543870515sounds a bit like these but higher uphttps://www.gov.uk/government/publications/military-low-flying-mod-sponsored-air-exercises/mod-sponsored-current-or-planned-exercise-list-14-to-18-september-2026
>>543869180>>543869281Was november 5th an inside job?
>>543871032A mere 4 years. The speed of justice.
>>543872143
>>5438703304chan is basically a pub, but without beer and you can't buy a round for the lads so it's all a bit naff
Everyone is rooting for josh
>>543870598>he's the smartest serial killer in the world and the only person he killed was some poor 40 year old nerd who wanted to get laidWhat a fucking loser. Why don't these nerds join gangs instead? Whole point innit, killing other criminals?
>>543872247He's popular but blockos popularity dwarves j*sh. It's like comparing ronaldo to your local pubs number 7
>>543872103There's something basically wrong with anyone who collects Josh's dead mum plapjacks
>>543871937lmfao
The screen glows bright in the dead of night,Where a thousand voices blend,An avatar on a crowded board,A stranger, yet a friend.He didn't ask for a crown of gold,Or a spotlight on the stage,But a spark of hope in a simple postWrote his name across the page.Through the endless threads and the shifting memes,And the noise of the scrolling crowd,He spoke his mind with a steady heart,And the forum cheered aloud.We do not know his place or home,Or where his path may wind,But a digital sea of typing handsLeaves no one left behind.So here’s a post for the unsung name,Through the wires and the glowing light—brit/pol/ is rooting for you, Josh,Keep up the noble fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYp_gJQwRx8
>>543872247more like fecalcos I'm the shit
>>543872520part of me will always be just a twinge disappointed that as dystopian as shit has got over the last 10 - 15 years, we still haven't arrived in the A Clockwork Orange/Warriors fancy dress street-gang timeline yetthat'd give the lads something to do
>>543872426But you can say nigger without being kicked out/arrested
>>543872426Unless you got to a Spoons and post the table QR code
>>543871861This is why we need an iron dome.
>>543872719I think I'd feel safer with the droogs lurking than the muslims desu
All the love for josh ITT is unironically wholesome af. brit/pol/ is finally healing
>>543871777seems less franctic than last week
>>543872906the good lads have finally reasserted dominance over the generalwe’ll see how long that lasts me senses a disturbance in the force with pube’s upcoming release form prison
>>543872806Against the French?Fair enough
https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=zWYtOvvBZzs
>>543872719The androids aren't great either. Do the needful, Sonny.
>>543872616lmfao
>>543873281>androids look like jeetsIt's over
>>543873489So much for the superiority of the white robot race.
Josh didn't come out me fanny he came out me arse because his head was so big the wall between me cervix and rectum collapsed
>>543873580Why not just remake arnie ffs
