what's your first decree besides killing all jews and niggers?For me, it's nuking all tattoo shops from existence and making having tattoos a crime punishable by death, same with nose piercings.
>>543872227Nuke the whole planet, its over, there's no better option.
>>543872227banning circumcision eradicating all factory farms and slaughterhouses free healthcare living wageall homeless people are given a job or put in a mental asylum legalize marijuana
>>543872227movies in which animals can speak get outlawed. animals can't speak.
>>543872227Make all nordic femboys into my sex slaves
>>543872549outlaw digital color gradingmake movies look like movies again
>>543872227take away the human rights from shitskins worldwide.order to turn every nigger and pajeet into fuel for datacenters.
The tallest person always gets to cut to the front of the line at banks and stores and whatnot. 6' and finally up next after an hour of waiting? Too bad, a 6'3" man just walked in and goes first immediately. Foids, of course, on average, will only be served after every non-manlet has conducted his business.
>>543872227>what's your first decree besides killing all jews and niggers?After that it's killing all shabbos goys, Technocrats, and collaborators with kikes. Then it's killing all jeets, mulattos, slavs, and she types. Then all lib left pinkos (auth left) and evangelicals.Lastly anyone who has a non-ear piercing, tattoo, has a Funko pop, or any adult who has a Nintendo switch while not having kids will finally be shot.After that all corporate employees will be tried for subversion and must prove they're not NPCs or they will be enslaved.
>>543873225good choice
>>543872629I can get behind that
>>543872227Tall men should be worshipped and given excuse to go to the front of the line. Even if they are constitutionally weak. Shortest and fat are always last. The Shortests are to be used as braces and armrests for the Tallests.
>>543872227First decree>Everybody go home
>>543872227Remove all simps and women rights
>>543872227exposing the CIA and all of the Freemasons, Jews, Trannies, Women, and child whores that are a part of that entire organizationi will expose trump, the Gods, MI6 and the entire military apparatus i am a pirate first, emperor seconddont complain about unfair fightsyou started this.
>>543872227Planets
Making Udmurt Kyl and Çăvaşla co-official languages. Go full Galerius on the Global World Order and replace all Elites with Udmurt and Çăvaş traditionalists.
>>543873875i forgot to mention the NSA, DEA, and all the other secret faggot organizations that suck jew cockeven if they work for God im gonna expose them allbecause fuck secrets - they deserve to hate you for manipulating them for centuriesim gonna disband the canadian intelligence agencies and demote all tehir officers, make Canada america and rape the canadians so that they forget about their obedience to Britain
>>543872227>For me, it's nuking all tattoo shops from existence and making having tattoos a crime punishable by death, same with nose piercings.Unnecessary.You just have to let step one have some time to let the effects spread.
>>543872759that one too
>>543872891I get to say the things that he wishes he could say Because I am a total reprobate
>>543873980you forgot Peta
>>543872227Nah Nah Nah, how do you tell the animals from the people if they don't brand themselves and give themselves snot rings.What you do is make face tattoos and nose rings free for the first year and then you solve all society's problems in the second.
>>543872227I’d use government tracking software to hunt down specific annoying anon spammers
>>543872318humanity will simply decline once again into an endless orgy of short selling the good things society brought them for long term decay, the species is a mistake and if there is an "intelligent" design behind us- it's not very intelligent and must be shut down, unless this really is a punishment for something we did yet are kept from being aware of.
I shrimply destroy everyone except for Japan.
>>543873875>>543873980One piece is for children and keeps you infantilized
>>543872227>helping planet dictator for freedatamining thread
Being dictator wouldnt make me immortal or protect me from plots against me so I would just let business go on as usual while making sure I enjoy myself to the fullest. I guess I would also find out the truth about all conspiracies and then trollpost on 4chan about it
>>543874379I am openly Pro-Udmurt/Çăvaş.
>>543872227Building this. Also sterilizing 90% of India and implementing a one-child policy until the population is down to a couple million.
>>543872227Two chicks at the same time
>>543874425>90%if you wanna get rid of the roaches you gotta commit to it
>>543872227I'd make giant industrial cities that are connected by high speed rail and wall them off from people being able to get in or out without approval. I would then make giant human experimentation facilities in each city and move every female on earth into them to be experimented on. We will replace natural birth with cloning and genetic birthing facilities. Then, I will have robots do all of the work and have every male alive get UBI from the state and grant them permission to wander the earth freely in flying cars and have all basic resources provided to them free of charge. Maybe make job aptitude screening and civil service exams be tested and have ai surveillance everywhere
>>543872227nuke the jews again just to be sure
>>543874484I don't want to eliminate India, just bring it down to a sustainable level.
>>543872227run every politician, would be politician and polsci college student through guillotine and then turn their bodies into pig feed.
>>543874875there's no saving for them, they are culturally rotten to the core, even literal mudhut african tribes are more civilized than them, they must be exterminated so real humans can occupy India after it's properly cleaned (if that's even possible in less than 10 years)
>>543872227Everything and everyone willingly bearing the stain of islam shall be destroyed utterly.
>>543872227All girls must show me their boobies.
>>543872227I have a 4chan tattooLol
>>543872227After that why bother doing more? Just retire to a cabin. Rest of life is fishing, swimming, beer and sauna. Sleep well knowing you've done more than your part.
>>543872227Deport the entire population of New Jersey to Botswana irrevocably
>>543875353That's a good way to get assaulted randomly in public by shitlib mutts and niggers.
>>543872549This is such an autistically German response lol
No killing niggers or jews.Abolish human rights, UN etc.
>>543875437Wouldn't show very often. Also I always have a gun so, w/e. It'd be pretty dumb to get triggered by that, after all there's lots of tame boards here.
Give everyone that's not practicing strict catholicism one year to convert. After that, everyone else gets sent to mars to fend for themselves.
>>543875806Your idols are dead. Your magic is impotent. Your sins are not hidden. Christ is King.
>>543875806I was already an ordained priest in mormonism, that's basically superior to your jesuits you allow to drag you into the mud, you'll never reach my level pleb.
>>543872227I often see this anti-tatoo sentiment coming from conservative white people here in the USA, and I find it a little strange because being Germanic, means that our ancestors were the barbarians at the gates of Rome and according to the historical record they were tatood and covered in blue body paint and mostly naked. So heavy tatoo use is a tradition of the typical white, Northern European/American which our ancestors did. So I get it that you are posturing on a political spectrum, but it's your own cultural history that you are denigrating.
>>543876719>mormonism That explains your demonic possession.>>543876296None of what you just said has anything to do with catholicism. Christ is King.
>>543872227Destroy the ad industry. Fuck ads. You can have roadside signs and videos. Not ads that play in other videos but your own independent video where you advertise your thing that you own and people have to choose to click it.
>>543876296>t. Evil goyslop ((judeo-Christianity)) piece of shit Go do some free labor for your ((elder brothers)) in the faith, you fucks never come up with any ideologies or ways to help out your own kind, always only israel or shitskin replacements Why is that u think
>>543876885Christ is King.>For there is one God, and one mediator between God and men, the man Christ Jesus;Your saints, your idols, your Queen of Heaven, your incense, your rituals, your gold adornments, your public prayers, your self-anointment, your scarlet and purple robes, your pagan insignias, your Philistine mitres, your insistence that those faithful in Christ are damned, all are abominations in the eyes of the LORD. Repent and seek Christ for your salvation.
>>543874458>"hispanic" republic>look inside>majority of population would be non-hispanic
>>543872227kill all indians
>>543876885You stole everything from the Egyptians, the Mormons are just more honest with it.
>>543872227Foreskin appreciation day twice a year. If you don't have a foreskin your whole penis gets cut off and you are sent to a coal mine (though we will have transitioned to 100% nuclear power). HR employees shall undergo vasectomies or hysterotomies, then will be retrained as penis inspectors to make them useful. The coal will be used in houses only, in Winter, because I like seeing smoke from chimneys when it's cold.All normies will be de jure enslaved, but otherwise free to roam. Anyone who has paid income tax ever shall be counted a normie. Normies shall have no access to the levers of power. Normies shall kowtow nine times before a statue of me (a big one), at the end of Q4, and proclaim their normality and insufficiency, and continued desire to serve for another year. Fats shall be banned from wearing shirts or coats until they are normal, and the first man to see them each day shall be permitted to slap them on the belly. Recalcitrant or recidivist fats shall be branded 'do not feed', on pain of starvation for both parties, until they are normal.
>>543874187Nigga there won't be any humans left, I said nuke the whole planet
>>543872499Sanitypilled.
>>543872227Reduce the populations of China, India, Africa and South America by half. You are welcome.
>>543872227>killing all jewsThat's very merciful. I would force them all to do only manual labor, in addition to sending them all to India.
>>543872227You people are fucked in the head.If you were intelligent, you’d think about how to best navigate the real world instead of fantasizing about how to kill off everyone you don’t like.If you killing off the people you hate, you’d still be exactly as miserable as you are right now because you have never learned how to look inside of yourself and take responsibility for your own life instead of blaming everyone else. You are childish and inept so long as you look to external factors to mitigate your own internal misery. Your hell is of your own making. Every fucking one of you.
