My fellow Americans, how will you spend your $5,000 election bribe checks from Trump? I'm going to Vegas and banging hookers, then gambling the rest. Vegas will be POPPING after November 3rd, with everyone else doing the same thing. Remember, we have to spend these checks in 'Murica!
>>543876461you might get a full tank of "gas" out of that!
I'll donate my 5k to the IRGC to put>t. /pol/on a missile bound for Tel Aviv
>>543876461I'm gonna spend my 0$ (zero trumpbucks) on the anthropic IPO
>>543876559Don't need any spaghetti, fuck off mutt
>>543876461>his stimulus is augmentedMajestic 12 is draining the swamp
>>543876461I’m not sure what I can do with that little because $5,000 is literally nothing.I’ll just put it into Bitcoin and hope it turns into some real money.
>>543876461I will give my $0 check to jews. They will be mad that it's $0, but happy that it's free.
>>543876461new couch and tv
I still have $60 dollars on my trump gift card and they wont let me have it
>>543876727Yeah but Trump hasn't been great for crypto. If you're gonna burn it, do what I'm doing. We can have a /pol/ convention in Vegas where we get all the incels to finally lose their virginity to hookers, At least it will actually be fun. 5k is enough for the plane ticket, the hotel (you can even stay in a fancy one), hookers, AND party drugs. MAGA
>>543876461Can i get that advanced so i can donate it to bibi's reelection campaign?
>>543876461I'm a trans leftist so my Trump money will go on HIV medication.
>>543876461TRUMPNUMBERONEBUCKMEISTERWOOHOO
