I want $5000. What is it like voting? How do I vote for Republicans to be in the House and Senate? Is it just a bubblesheet with names?
Like beat fucking dogs
>>543877009Its like survivor where you vote people off the ballot.Find a polling station and fill out the circle next to every (D) for democrat so they get voted off. You can actually go to multiple stations and do this
You might as well just take this now
But Indians on VPNs can't vote in US elections. They couldn't even become citizens of the US until fairly recently either. Bunch of liars and scammers. You smell too. Kill yourself jeet.
>>543877009Oh fuck off already you fucking moron
>>543877009>very easy thing to doThe executive branch isn't able to authorize new spending, only redirect already appropriated funds. I'd like to see this faggot find $1.2 trillion somewhere without having to beg Congress for it
>>543877447But Trump sent out Covid checks and he even sent everyone in the military $1776. He has done it twice so I am assuming he can do it a third time. I don't see why he couldn't.
>>543877009You wait in a line. Then you walk into a booth and you use the swirly button to pick who you wanna vote for, including random other candidates you've never heard of. If you're lucky there is a red/blue ticket option that auto selects for you. It's basically like using an old ATM. Then the old black ladies working the place say "thanks yous for voting honay" and they give you a sticker. You'll often find people illegally soliciting services outside of the place. Landscaping companies etc., ignore them.
>>543877573But will it tell me who is in the Senate and who is in the House and if they are Republican? How am I supposed to know, do I just have to learn their names beforehand?
>>543877564>I don't see why he couldn't.Those first two times, Congress did something called "passing a bill" which authorized the disbursement of those funds. It was kind of a terrible idea because it ended up driving lots of inflation, but that's how it happens. This time, if congress does something called "not passing a bill," you won't get any money. This is because congress is the branch of government which authorizes the spending of money in our country, not the president.
>>543877756Why would they authorize twice but not thrice? It sounds like you are just saying they won't because you don't want it to be true, not because it won't happen.
>>543877821What part of "Congress can only authorize new spending" does your little pea brain not comprehend?
>>543877659There's usually an R or a D or an I next to their name. It won't always tell you who the incumbent is though. But if they have the straight ticket option (depending on your state) the whole process takes about 10 seconds. I forgot to add: the black ladies running your voting location will hand you a tiny receipt with a code on it so your station is verified for you. Anyway, just have fun when you go and people will usually be polite and respectful. Plus free stickers.
>>543877821So back in 2020, we had this "pandemic" going on. During this "pandemic," the economy shut down. Because things were fucked and because it was a once-a-century (we hope) event, congress authorized the creation of around $6 trillion new dollars, altogether. This money accepted the inevitable inflation (which ended up indeed coming as a result) as a trade for keeping Americans from losing their homes and starving. This time, there is no pandemic. The economy is shit, but it's not yet in disaster territory. That's why congress might do it three times (they did it again under Biden, FYI) but not four times.
If you want a stimulus check vote democrat they will 100% pass one and Trump will 100% veto it LOL
>>543877659The caveat to everything I've explained is: again your state. So certain states have different voting processes - what I've described is voting in Houston. But broadly the process is about what I described. And I guess to fully answer you, yes there is a prompt that basically says>Your state Senate, or your local cop or your DAthen the options below that. If you vote for a comptroller or judge or whatever.
>>543877995Yeah but now we have tariffs. It sounds like you are trying to create a false equivalency. Why? Do you just not want people voting for Republicans? You don't have to worry about me. I wouldn't vote for Democrats anyways, I'm simply voting for the free $5000.
>>543878164>Yeah but now we have tariffs.All the money from those tariffs is already committed, anon. Ten years out. Every theoretical dollar is already accounted for... and guess what? The tariffs are already underwater. They're bringing in less than expected.
>>543878050Democrats never even mentioned a stimulus check. Trump did though. I go based off what I see and hear, not on assumptions or expectations.
I don't think Brazil is ready for 2027
>>543878265So I have two options>vote for republicans and maybe get $5000>don't vote at all and get nothingwell obviously I am choosing the $5000 lmao
Trump has cost Americans more than 5,000. His entire presidency is centered around protecting Jewish monopolies like alphabet corporation while they pursue anti consumer extremism.
>>543878316I wouldn't expect any money. $5000 is nothing. Consider it a bonus; as it'd be illegal to distribute it based off who actually voted for what. Go vote for whoever you like.
>>543877009i am spending my $5K now because i know i can pay off the credit card next month after the elections
>>543878347>don't vote at all and get nothingEven if it is "nothing," nothing is better than what you'd get from another two years of a republican congress, unless you want a ground war with Iran. You might get that. You're not getting that $5000, by the way. No one in the house or the senate has supported this. No one has committed to it except the president, and like we established above, the president isn't the one who actually disburses money. Congress does that. Remember the part about "passing bills"? He's promising you something he cannot deliver.
>>543877447That's the point, you illiterate cunt. He said they'll pass it if they retain control of house and senate. Holy fucking SHIT are you fucking stupid.
>>543878572Did you read the two options? Obviously I am choosing the one that is going to benefit me. It's not that hard to understand. I don't care about Iran, Israel, Gaza or any other country.
>>543877009lying jew thread. you aint getting 5k. hang miggers dead
>>543878572They very much answer to him, so it is plausible we get $5000. Some new guns, or a new ATV. And there is precedent for it. They expect the money to go directly back into the economy, or at the very least, crypto which the US gov already has a piece of.Still, I wouldn't expect it. It's a fleeting amount of money and it doesn't change your life.
>>543878869Right? It's a free potential $5000. I'm going to buy a new rifle and an exhaust for my car. Idk why anyone would try to convince you to vote against your interests. These guys must be activists or trolls or something.
>>543878697Except that holding onto a slim majorities still isn't a favorable scenario considering it'll be an immediate no from any budget hawk. You're still a retarded nigger for believing him
>>543877009>I never voted before but... >I want $5000. What is it like voting? How do I vote for Republicans to be in the House and Senate? Is it just a bubblesheet with names?>>543877564>But Trump sent out Covid checks and he even sent everyone in the military $1776. He has done it twice so I am assuming he can do it a third time. I don't see why he couldn't.>>543877821>Why would they authorize twice but not thrice? It sounds like you are just saying they won't because you don't want it to be true, not because it won't happen.>>543878316>Democrats never even mentioned a stimulus check. Trump did though. I go based off what I see and hear, not on assumptions or expectations.>>543878347>So I have two options>>vote for republicans and maybe get $5000>>don't vote at all and get nothing>well obviously I am choosing the $5000 lmao>>543879477>Right? It's a free potential $5000. I'm going to buy a new rifle and an exhaust for my car. Idk why anyone would try to convince you to vote against your interests. These guys must be activists or trolls or something.
>>543879477Again, you can't actually distribute it based off who voted for who or even whether people did vote. Trump is saying: "If we win, everyone gets $5,000". Biggest issues with handing out $5000 are artificial inflation and scammers. They expect the money to go directly back into the system; a new item, a savings account, crypto, or the bills. They all fuel the economy, which is why jews would sign off on the proposal. We've done it before, multiple times.
Do I vote for free healthcare or 5K? I'll never see either but 5K seems better to me.
>>543879823You have a better chance of getting a free $10,000 than getting free healthcare. A fucking MRI scan by itself can be $16,000. IV Saline solution is priced in the hundreds and it's literal salt water. Your problem is with the hospitals and their contractors, but we ignore them and scream for free shit instead.
>>543879736You left out the part where I said I don't give a fuck about Israel
>>543877146You're gonna spend it all on rims and pussy kek
>>543879738It didn't seem to be a problem the last two times he's done it. The last time I heard about inflation is was because Biden was had a cumulative inflation of 20%. The worst in history behind the Great Depression I think.
>>543877009More like a popularity contest. But the real leader is behide the puppet system.
>>543877009Bitch you won't be seeing a penny, he conned you guys like five times by now.
>>543877009voting for someone who will give you universal healthcare would save you a lot more than 5k
>>543877009>very easy thing to do>hasn't done it yet>will never do it
>>543880054The only people upset about this topic have a political agenda or they actually *need* the money or both. >>543880150It does artificially inflate prices when it happens. Think of college tuition for example: Colleges know you can get up to $5,000 grants through fasfa or whatever so they naturally increase tuition prices. If you know everyone is getting $5000, prices go up so they can get a piece of the pie. Then it goes down immediately.
>>543877009TRUMPNUMBERONEVOTERWOOHOO
>>543878347You know, you remind me of an experiment they did once. They place a marshmallow in front of a kid and tell them if they can wait 15 minutes without eating it, they'll get two. I think, or rather I hope, you can extrapolate what I think of your mental faculties from that.
>>543877009>What is it like voting?So empowering anon. And you get one of those cool pins.
>>543880913You're from Serbia, you think I care what you think?
>>543881029Yeah
>>543877009If you get your $5000, how can you ask them to send it to needy children in Israel? Those people have suffered so much.
>>543877009We'll get our checks right after he fulfills his promise to end the H1B visa.
>>543878706>Did you read the two options? Obviously I am choosing the one that is going to benefit me.I did, and then I argued for why choosing the free money isn't actually going to benefit you. Are you having trouble understanding the concepts here, anon?
>>543881296>free money isn't good, it's BAD anon, listen to me.How about no?
>>543877009>I never fell for it before, but Im excited to fall for it, maybe even again after that.
>>543877009dude idk but voting is a pain in the ass. i just wanna show up and vote but that also reauires a non-kiked system so all bets are off now
>>543881342It's not free money. Are you done playing this game yet?
>>543881294They said that they introduced fees on H1Bs, but like those fees apply to such a small tiny subset of applications that it doesn't have any real effect.
>>543881386>vote and get $5000>don't vote and get nothingIt's pretty straightforward. Are you done playing this game yet?
>>543881342Are you a socialist? You talk like one, that's for sure.
>>543881499No, I just like getting $5000 for free.
>>543881566Definitely a socialist.
>>543881479There it is. Mask is slipping a little bit. Next time you want to "merely pretend" to be an ignorant voter, maybe try to avoid words like "twice" and "thrice." The posters you're trying to appeal to with this act are on Facebook and Fox News, not /pol/.
>>543881386>it’s not free money Bullshit, money is free for these kikes to print. I want tariff refund checks too, jew. Dems don’t offer anything but the eternal poverty and man and ethnic European hatred.
>>543881623I don't have a clue what you're trying to say
>>543881832>Dems don’t offer anything but the eternal poverty and man and ethnic European hatred.How's this for an offer?>make rich people pay taxes on wealth>close the buy-borrow-die loophole>legislate away Citizens United and get money out of politics>term limits in Congress and SCOTUS>use the money to pay down the debt and give everyone single-payer healthcare>once the debt is repaid (this is a literally generational endeavor) we can use the surplus to expand access to services and renew our national infrastructure
>>543881029You do. You're American. You can't help but be a slave to what people think of you. That's why you voted for Donald in the first place. You thought he'd make you look tough.
>>543877009Nobody's getting $5000 and if you believe you will, then you're just the type of sucker Donny depends on.
>>543882149I've never voted in any election.
>>543877009If you want that $5000 to be worth more than $50 today then you might not want to vote for the accelerationist puppet of a doomsday cult.
>>543882686Nobody said who you have to vote for. Should I vote for jews or Democrat jews? Or I could write in your name.
>>543877821I don't think they're approve a bold faced bribe
>>543877009If he does this , inflation is going to crash the econ
>>543877009Its cool how he said he's pay out the DOGE dividends and he never did; same with how he said he'd build the wall and never did; never bothered finishing the wall after getting back in office since his priority was crypto scams and starting wars for Israel. Most evil fucking President in US history, worse than Obama
Stop being a welfare sponge
>>543877009God i love being bribed for my vote, god bless the united states and president trump! Highest bidder gets my vote from now on, im voting like a nigger
At this point bring it onWe're already in full speed ahead hyperinflation clown world anyways
>>543882878It's a national stimulus, so it just about skirts the criteria for bribery. It's mechanically the same as a politician promising to save you thousands in gas bills, it's just so desperate-sounding when you offer voters cash straight-up.
>>543877009no, its a computer with names and you select who you want.but it doesnt matter because they're not winning the house and you're not getting $5000 even if they do
>>543877009you're not getting shit even if you vote
You are never going to see that money retards. Stop falling for the pedo cults lies.
>>543882034It sounds awful and exactly like what the globohomo jews always promise and never deliver on. 5,000$ can put a big dent in student loan debt for example. It’s a lot for regular goyim Whatever it is that the leftists achieve, it’s guaranteed to be man and ethnic European hatred stuffJust a couple short years ago you guys were pushing healthcare provider. I actually regularly have to take my kid to a hospital for care. I remember seeing all of the health equity signsI was wondering how long it might be before some panel of lefty White man haters like yourself decide a kid like mine is less deserving of care than some replacement shitskin so they get it instead Why do you think we’d ever agree to a system where people like you who hate us can arbitrarily decide as always that some shitskin kid who isn’t even a legal resident here is more in need of care than an actual citizen? It’s wild. Nobody wants anything to do with you authoritarian man and ethnic European haters, you’re evil
>>543882686If they’re offering gibs for their voters I want inWhite men by definition don’t get gibs from our elected representatives like other demographics do, there’s never anything for us I’m gonna vote for the gibs, nigger
>>543884283>>543884362i feel so bad for your kid
>>543877009don't believe him, that nigga owes me $7000
>>543877009Don't sweat it. He said everyone gets the money if Republicans win. You don't even have to vote.
>>543877564That was Congress giving away your money. Trump just wrote on it.
>>543878347You'll get nothing either way and you won't be happy lol
>>543877009Thanks OP for reminding me to vote.Yeah it's possible it might not happened, but it happened twice in COVID (smaller amounts admittedly) so maybe it'll happen again. If the Dems want my vote, they should submit a counter-offer :^)
>>543885410Biden unironically sent out more money.
>>543885410Come to think of it, the first check was from Trump. The second, bigger covid check was from Biden.
>>543885634Too bad Dems pulled him off the ticket last minute, huh?
>>543885634Yeah? What the hell is Biden offering us now? Are choices are vote Republican and we may, or may not, get $5.000.Vote Democrat and we're guaranteed to get jack shit.
>>543886040It's cool bro, Dems have an entire month to submit a counteroffer. I'll wait until the last day to vote, want to weigh all possible options.America is so much cooler than Singapore btw. Instead of paying you to vote, they'll just throw you in jail if you don't vote.
>>543877009i like money
What are the point of these shills threads? Everybody knows how to vote, they know what they're going to vote and the people on the fence aren't being presented with anything other than just "do it" for arguments. Make it make sense. The GOP have millions for campaigning, where's it going??
>>543878316>I go based off what I see and heardid you see and hear the freedom stimmy? did you see and hear the tariff divvy?
>>543886403For fun, a foreign concept in upside-down land, I understand. Serious question m8, are you still tying messages to koalas and tossing them into the ocean? Is that how you were able to post on this underwater basket weaving forum?
>>543886511>For funlol yeah sure man. this is all 'for fun'. all the ads on TV and trump begging people for votes is just a big giggle
>>543886511I dunno I see a pretty sad attempt at trying to energize voters by pretending to be retarded. If they really were serious about the $5000 cheques they'd dole out $1000 right now to everyone and promise the other $4000 after they win. You'd have to be functionally retarded to take the promise of free money at face value.
>>543886647OK that's nice. Have fun voting for your favorite koala or kookaburra m8.
>>543877009This will be a great first experience voting. The lesson to be learned is Republicans will lie and cheat to win. They pretend like the left does it, but can never seem to prove it. MAGA is suffering right now because they are fools. Once you get burned you can laugh at their pathetic asses too. You won!
>>543886725Even if the (R)'s do succeed, the second time voting will be depressing>first time voting>get 5K>second time voting>get nothingWhich is again why I strongly encourage Dems to start campaigning on an even bigger stimulus check. Something like 7K or 10K. Hey, if they get control of the House and Senate, it might be possible!
>>543886725most maga people are looking for an off-ramp rn. most republicans running are all but begging trump to stop showing up in their state and lolcowing it up. the "pretend you're voting for me!" gambit has flopped hard because everyone has now experienced 12 years of trump and realized he ran out of material 8 years ago and has just been playing re-runs.
>>543886829i would bet 5k even if republicans won we wouldn't get checks. then they'd blame it on democrats.
>>543886683You do know people generally aren't on board with this right? Not because they don't want the money but because they know it isn't happening. Can you at least give one good reason why there's a cheque at the end of this despite the other two cheques not materializing?
>>543886912lol lmaoNo, I'm not going to explain to a fucking kangaroo. Go vote in your own country m8
>>543886971Well there you have it, anyone reading this post you got your reason to not vote for Republicans this midterm.
>>543886829Fool me once...
>>543886403>The GOP have millions for campaigning, where's it going??See >>543877009>they can't be that retarded!Yes, they can
>>543887094Instead of shitting up this thread how about the Dem leadership make a counteroffer instead of getting pissy when people vote in their own interests?
>>543877009>i never vootedyoure a bad citizen!
