Just picked up these bad boys for £1.50 each. Now I can survive any Russian invasion
>>543883645YOOOOOOOTHIS NIGGA EATING BEANS
>>543883645>London 80% brown>thinking you're going to survive any sort of happening resulting in food scarcity in the UKTop sozzle.Best rev up those "full power air rifles" kek
>>543883645Ideas on storing a small amount of water? I'm thinking of getting a 50l bottle and filling it up with tap water. Perhaps tap water isn't suitable for storage tho.
I've got 100+ cans of sardines and hundreds of kilogram bags of rice.You can get cans of baked beans for £0.39 for ALDI by the way.
>>543883838Drop of bleach will keep the tap water drinkable for a couple of months
barely a snack for the average American
>>543883838I haven't looked into water storage personally but think I'll just get a lot of long life milk UTH and diet coke for my liquid requirements as I won't use bottle water in daily life
>>543883645Prepping is retarded, any happening is going to be local so all you need to survive is a passport, some cash or something that can be converted to cash like a rolex. Then just watch the news and leave before it happens and return after its over
>>543883838Store a bunch, then get water purification tablets and filters to cleanup as needed.
>>543883820Great Britain - 80% White British.How is Australia?Where are on the same side if you're White.Let's work together instead of attacking your fellow people.Thanks,A
>>543883838Look up any of the aussie flood/fire/emergency disaster prep sites or videos, they cover water storage pretty well.Food grade containers, rinse with diluted bleach, rinse, boil and filter water, store somewhere cold/dark.You'll want about 100L per week, per person.
>>543883645No deenz for them beanz? Ngmi
>>543883645>eating reduced sugar and salt beans during an apocalypselmfao
>>543883645im thinkin about thos beans
>All three branches of government Republican>prepping
>>543883838It will be fine. With the chlorine it's going to be cleaner than river water. In a life/death scenario tap water in a plastic bottle will be fine.Plus I have done 7 day dry fasts (no food/water/calories), you can even go without if needed.
>>543883645I hoard beets. truly the white mans vegetable
>>543883942That unit can go a year without eating, also a good plan is to have a stratigic reserve on your person, an extra 20 lbs will give you a month, make sure to have a couple pounds of sea salt to replenish what your body uses to pee
>>543883838You can buy a fillable bladder that will occupy the space in your bathtub. That gives you roughly 1.5-2(?)--I think--months worth of water if rationed correctly. Other than that, buy a filtration system. You will probably be drinking a lot of filtered piss, or finding a reliable water source if you intend on surviving past then.
>>543883645You need water as well and some sort of weapon.
>>543884028>Let's work together instead of attacking your fellow people.Wasn't my intention, i'm pointing out that the mega nigger city you've created will attack you and security should be the priority.
>>543883838Water is not a problem.Clean water is.Filters suck because they are heavily limited so here is what you do.When power goes out unscheduled for more than a few minutes, like clockwork, fill your tub. If its out after 24 hours, cover it with the shower curtain to prevent evaporation. To clean water.Get tea candles from Walmart, but packs of 100s, have at least 1000. The 6-8 hour burning variety. Filter water you find through cloth use a few layers of the least absorbing cloth you can find (silk or nylon); dig a hole, rain water, creek, river, and even lake are fine.If you have filters, always filter through cloth first to save filter life span.Alternatively, use those tea candles to heat water (also to slow cook).1 candle will sterilize a gallon of water just fine. You do not need to boil water to make it clean, just ~60C ~140F for 30 minutes will get rid of most things (its unlikely your water source will have shit like endospores that will hurt you in it). Also, putting a clear bottle of water in direct sun for 6-8 hours also works. Have a few "life straws" too if you need to travel.
>>543883982A lot of stuff can happen that can effect food productions and just in time logistics. There'll be nowhere to go
I'm stockpiling duty free tobacco, stardawg, precious metals, spirits, canned food and dry food, condiments, my entire drinking supply is 100% real American corn syrup imported sodas stacked to my ceiling, and some survival equipment. I'm here for a good time not a long time.
>>543883820I'm mixed race, so I don't care
Preppers are probably the most ridiculous type of conspiratards out there, even more retarded than flat-earthers. They're always preparing for some apocalyptic event that will never happen. They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on bunkers that they'll never use.
>>543883838I have a few bottles. But I dont have much space in my flat. So I have a bunch of collapsible water containers for if necessary (generally for if there is a serious black out I would fill them before wateer pump stations run out). I also have 2 lifesaver filer bottles, a gravity filter and purification tablets. I suppose long and short(ish) term I am ok. Just dont have the space.
>>543884079Lol I know but there cheap, I'll add my own suger and salt if I have to
>>543884299Then dont live in a country like the uk where you import 50% of the calories you eat and 43% of the energy you use
>>543883982Cool so I will drink my rolex and wipe my backside with £20 notes
>>543884299>A lot of stuff can happen that can effect food productionsIt has already started with this insane heatwave we had and fertiliser not getting through Hormuz.
>>543884330>I'm mixed race, so I don't careNo such thing, only White and non-White. You're non-White, but odds are even the bames will turn on you.
>>543883645Youre better off storing dry beans.
>>543883645You're a spaz. You could have had Heinz for 10p a can cheaper
>>543883645curious what the salt content is?this stuff is full of carbs and your sugar will spike through the roof. your BP will spike as well. store more water than you need. you're gonna need to flush it. also take long walks up grades because you'll need to distribute all of that salt and sugar to muscle so you don't have a sugar coma effectI'm buying a 30 day survival pack but I'm not looking forward to eating it with that much salt and sugarreality is during a nuclear war you will need a minimum of 2-3 years of food per personthats a small warehouse of canned goods for a family of 4-5
>>543884451You leave and fly to wherever the thing happening in your area isn’t happening, live like normal and then return when its over. You can spend your time drinking margaritas on the beach if you fly somewhere warm
>>543883838Also nuts.Plain dried raw nuts and raisins/figs/dates last decades and are balanced for main carbs/fat/protein.Dates or raisins can be rock fucking hard and still eatable, you can even soak them to soften them up. Look at a jar of peanut butter nutrition info, its small compact, ready to eat if you need to travel. For food, rice and beams can be cooked with a 1 tea candle over hours, or even just soaking them long enough, and cover you.However, keep a few tins of canned meats, fish, and vegetables to use as flavor (not a calorie source) and ffs have some basic spices.Eating the same flavorless food over and over causes huge mental problems, and will even cause you not to eat in a ration/starvation setting. Salt is key here. One thing you MUST have is caffeine pills, instant coffee, sealed freeze dried coffee beans (you can just eat them) or brick tea. Caffeine withdrawals are not something you want to be dealing with during emergencies. Mormons prep for 1 year, 2 months is a good standard in modern society.
>>543884576How do you get that? Dried beans need cooking and water. I can just crack open a tin of baked beans when needed. >>543884595On what planet? Heinz prices are normally a robbery
>>543883838lol the average person drinks half a gallon of water a day. needs a minimum of 3 gallons to bathe properly (bucket with holes in it.)if you own a house, I would put a cistern in my backyard. 500 gal if I lived in a house. but I live in a condo so it sucks.
>>543883645What will you eat for second breakfast though?
>>543884622You can make a 30 day pack from the grocery store at like 1/20 of the price, just keep things in a Home Depot plastic bin.Don't forget lighters and a shit load of 6 hour tea candles.Also a small solar charger for a phone (takes like 2 days to charge) and a bunch of tv episodes saved to your phone.
>>543883645listen stupido, the ruskies dont have the numbers to do shit, and also muh government is well above WW2 rations in terms of prepsand also what do you mean surviving are you not going to kick them out ?the great defenders of the fatherland when it comes to flaming pajeets are hiding now well stocked with ... beansthe state of bongostan
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>>543883982>>WWIII>>Just a localized eventYeah, OK whatever
>>543883936Don't put household bleach in, get water purification tablets (1 tablet per 1 litre) for exact measurements. You can find them on amazon.
>>543884282Yes - London is a disaster. I live only 40 miles away here in Cambridge.I would not set foot in that sh*t hole. I hope that it gets nuked by Russia. Thankfully if in 2029 "Reform UK" or Restore Britain get in power, we will get rid of the majority of the foreign population.Hopefully that ginger lady will do the same for you Ozzie chaps.
>>543884298You just use sand and charcoal that will filter micron levels much more efficiently than cloth
>>543884331Solid reductio ad absurbum you have there. We are on about wayer and food in an emergency and not needing to go out panic buying around scared and violent people. Only you are talking about nuclear bunkers.
>>543883645Where do you put the beans you don't eat?
>>543884427Erm.... We can buy cans of baked beans for £0.39 a can and 340g tins of corned beef for £2.19, and cans of sardines for £0.49, and 1kg bags of rice for £0.50.I have about 5 years worth of food stocked up.How are you doing in America?
>>543884622Cheers for the advice boss, although I assumed salt, suger and carbs would be excellent during a SHTF event. I would like loads of food too like years worth but broke and lack storage space
>>543884331Yeah true but its always fun to read these retarded threads about their prep plans
>>543884647I can't afford to fly anywhere I spent all my money on beans
>>543885024Kek. Nice quip.
>>543884847>Thankfully if in 2029 "Reform UK" or Restore Britain get in power, we will get rid of the majority of the foreign populationSorry to burst your bubble m8 but we aren't voting our way out of this
>>543884804415g can vs 3.12kg cans in my picture. I'll be waiting for an apology
>>543884647Have fun flying in a societal breakdown situation you low IQ idiot.I'll take my 100s of cans of sardines instead.
>>543884751Beans
>>543885108Ah. Furry muff. I'll get me coat.
>>543884805Yes, just like the first two, conflict will be localized to just a few areas with most of the world not really feeling it. Best to simply leave the conflict zones whilst its going on
>>543884331The vast majority of preppers are middle and lower middle class families buying extra shit at average grocery stores, you are a victim of propaganda. I personally spent about 550 USD on a pair of potable water cubes to store a little over a thousand gallons of water, and that's probably the most extreme thing you'll get from a prepper that isn't on your very-real reality TV shows. And I bet you think others are the propaganda victims, lmao.
>>543884905Yep, that too, really any basic filter + tea candle is the way to go.You can get 1000 of those candles for <$100 if you look around.I cannot stress how amazing these are.They are light, cooking, sterilizing food, WARMING WATER FOR BATHING AND CLEANING!, HEATING when combined with a clay pot, and fire starters in bad/windy weather. You can get by using 1-2 a day.
>>543885006We have the world’s best farmland, are a food exporter and energy exporter so there is zero chance we will ever have food insecurity
>>543883838I'm not sure how sales are in the UK but it's actually not a bad idea to pick up 12 pack pop cans with the buy 2 get 4 sales they run here all the time, it's not water but when you're storing fluids it's an OK way to stock up, you can bloat your calorie count and water count with this trick to stretch it a little further.
>>543884674tea candles?what about rechargable power banks with 110 output and 12v output to run small hotplates off of. even at 1200wh you can heat food 3 times a day off of a 2000wh power bank with a solar rechargablein the event of nuclear winter thos candles might work but your power bank will still charge 1/3rd to half. so get a couple of them. get lots of plastic tarps and double and single sided tape and crazy glue to glue shut flesh wounds. better than stitching up a wound
>>543885135you follow the news and fly about before it happens
>>543884983In an emergency my family will finish them. In general tho idk probably some willl to waste
>>543885227PSALWAYS test one of the candles, cheap knock offs burn super fucking fast (like 1 hour) you want the 6-8 hour ones.
>>543883838Get a water butt and collect rainwater. You're in one of the wettest countries in the world. Don't pay for it.
>>543884759for a one gallon container to hold water is 3-4 bucks (because its a thicker plastic)to go to say Walmart or Target and buy their store brand of "purified" water is 1.60 a gallonjust buy a bottle of purified water every time you go. an extra bottle or two and dont drink from it. just store it in a closet or the garage. have them all over the place in case you house collapses on you during a nuclear event or earthquake, flood, hurricane etcwater never goes bad. at best you run it through a britta
>>543884759>Small solar charger for a phoneBetter to get a portable solar panel, which is completely capable of charging up a laptop - and the efficiency of said laptops is available online. Their batteries tend to not last long, but infinitely more storage space and efficiency, and many laptops are very efficient (the craptops actually have great efficiency and are cheap)
>>543885105I think we will.The old order has failed - "GPD GO UP" has failed, they (our rulers) need the old system to break down.Even "Larry Fink" of Blackrock (the richest company in the world) says that homogenous/xenophobic nations will excel in the future.It's not a coincidence that it's suddenly okay to be racist/Right-wing. https://www.google.com/goto?url=CAESYgHrOzAVLTdRXFEEJy4FvcVIzeJYeIuWPsqupuD4t5NB0zSId31dt0QkN0PjkwlKVSooYd0bchI1Fn7m1UJKzXZZ4-uMPeVzcuRAPC6DBk5YcdGY46RR43X2ro2JgocItf3z
>>543883645only problem is, you have to eat 3kg of beans in 3 days, because otherwise they will rott
>>543885300Have both, candles are dirt cheap and don't go bad or break. Also with rice and beans dont just by white rice and pinto beans buy>White rice>Brown rice>Wild rice (if its cheap near you)>Barely >Cream of Wheat/Wheat berries>Dried cord>All the types of beans>Lentils>Dried peasEven if you have the 50lb back or rice and pinto beans, have a few 1lb bags of the others. Mixing in a small amount of a handful of other stuff makes the food 100x more enjoyable.
>>543885476Lol say no more. But yes your right. It'll be my family consuming them too
>>543884805broin the event of a nuclear exchange, the only people affected will be ND, Montana, Wyoming and a few air force bases and maybe Norfolk and San Diego.Russia and China wont strike cities. so the localized is for people who are stationed or live near a US Military base and in places like Minot ND that's not a lot of people.but if the SHTF in a second all out event, again. not localized. no where to run. No where to hide. just ride it out and wait for the Zombie Apocalypse people your next door neighbor will eat you to survive. maybe even a cousin or household member
>>543885452The super cheap think pads actually last an insane amount and require like no charge, but yeah, always have two kits.Home, and bug out.
>>543885308Coward. You won't be welcomed back.
>>543885278No - we have far better farmland.... "The Fens".... here in East Anglia where I live. It was under water for thousands of years being saturated with minerals until the Romans and Dutch drained it..... thick black top soil. The Netherlands (once connected to us before Doggerland collapsed) is the best best farmland/soil in the world. I was just walking by the river and watching our cows munching on the grass and weeping willow leaves.
>>543884983really good question. I laugh at Bill Burr's joke about You living in your basement eating the last can of beans. I think I would consider suicide at this pointkeep a nice bottle of Tylenol sleep aide, a bottle of NyQuil and a Bottle of Vodka and chug them all. I have a bottle of Hydroxizine i could just down. Why would anyone want to live an apocalypse.
>>543885613>dude just stay in a warzone and eat beans and deenz instead of sitting on a beach drinking margaritas lol, lmao>>543885621The USA had the worlds best farmland and this isnt open for debate, ukriane has the second best
>>543885787That shit won't kill you it'll just put you to sleep and you'll wake up a day later feeling like a dried out dog turd on a bad stretch of Baltimore road. Just invest in a single razor and a few balls.
>>543885010so it's real simple. I dont think most of london is in a Hurricane, Earthquake, Fire, Tornado zone. I lived in a few of these. I have my 30day supply for those emergenciesPutin is a little crazy but he's not attacking NATO and the Uk. that's a real end game right there
>>543885958at least it would be funner :D
>>543885878You're right - I don't normally ask chat bots, but this was Google's answer. "The Fens" are more fertile than the majority of American soil though."No, the drained peatlands of The Fens are generally not more inherently fertile than the absolute best soils found in America (the deep Mollisols of the American Midwest).While both regions represent some of the most elite, highly productive agricultural land on Earth, they differ fundamentally in soil structure, depth, and long-term sustainability:"
>>543886003What could realistically happen is simply that trucks stop coming during a fuel shortage/civil war, and our big cities instantly lose access to food
>>543885787>Why would anyone want to live an apocalypseCould be a bit of fun, like Dayz IRL. At least until my arthritis meds run out
>>543883645This lovey nigga eatin' beans!
>>543886003Yeah unless you are holed up in a hollar in the middle of fuck all nowhere, hoarding for any situation that is 2-3 months + is moot.Someone's military will take control, and your stock pile seized for the greater good in a rations situation.
>>543886159>stock pile seized for the greater good in a rations situation.I thought about this, hiding food from raiders. I looked into burying it but haven't come to realistic way of keeping the food fresh buried
>>543886141Yes. That is the first thing that will happen.And thankfully the major cities have the greatest percentage of non-White people, so they will die off first and return us to near homogenous nations.And if Russia nukes London and Paris too - we'll get there even quicker. I live only 40 miles away from London. I'll gladly take the radiation hit.
>>543886434We all live in narrow doorway'd houses. Get a pointed stick, spear, bow & arrow, anything.... our doorway's can't fit even 2 people abreast. A baseball bat would smash everyone down as they come in one by one.
>>543886434Yeah its an issue, if you want a stash stash, peanut butter and honey. The biggest issue will be cooking.If you are hungry, the smell of food cooking, even rice on a low heat from a candle, will carry a fucking mile.They will know you have it.Also being the only person not losing weight attracts a lot of attention, and throughout the entire of human history in every culture was enough to get you executed.
>>543883838It's probably ok for starters, obviously it's not an immensely dangerous water source to begin with.But it could have some nitrates or w/e (food for some bactria) and ideally you before drinking it you SODIS (expose this still clear water to sun in clear container) or just filter it with a katadyn/sawyer/whatever filter which I recommend you do get one of.
>>543884061Any contamination at all and the bacteria COULD just grow over time. You didn't remove all nutrients or populate them with something that probably isn't harmful in that exact way (e.g. brewing alcoholic beverages with yeast).Instead just SODIS / filter (i'd recomend those because of the minimal resource usage) or maybe chemically or heat treat the water just prior to consumption. That should be more reliable.
>>543886592First off retard, they will have guns.or weapons better than a bat.The people will weapons will take from people without.What you want is at least 6-10 pre made single shot zip shot guns. You can make them with a pipe, pipe cap, some ball bearings, and gun powder (you can really easily make gun powder its not hard).
I've still got a whole Tesco bag for life full of tinned food from the beginning of lockdown. Should Russia strike, I'm going to eat 8 tins of peaches with 4 tins of custard. Ruskies probably don't get peaches and custard so it'll feel like two fingers up 'um.
>>543886592Here this information is completely legal in the US and completely legal for you to do in the US.
>>543886117Come Ely, lad.We can build a moat and claim some 6 toed fen women.
>>543887382I don't think a gun will beat a sharp object if I hear them kick down my door and wait for them around a 45 degree corner.
>>543883838Get a 'life pump'.
>>543886592Unironically go full Roman, big fucking riot shield almost the width of the hallway and a thrusting weapon.
>>543884331> They spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on bunkers that they'll never use.Why do you think that? Apart from wars they're relevant for a lot of disasters other than flooding and even for flooding these STILL tend to provide shelter for evacuees, just elsewhere).Outside of disasters they're good cellars.We actually have them for >100% of the population nominal capacity and it's a damn good idea. That your risk of war isn't at European levels doesn't mean the rest of the world is peaceful and free from disasters.
>>543884178>I have done 7 day dry fasts (no food/water/calories)No you haven't
>>543887709So when a gang of criminals break into a house and one gets stabbed, they keep fighting.A single gun shot, and they start running.
>>543887618I love Ely.Especially the fake Wetherspoon pub. The Hereward. And almost everyone is White - which is nice.
>>543884124>thos beanskek, came in this thread specifically for this reference
>>543887725You're not wrong. A wooden tower shield with a gladius whilst ducking behind corners in a corridor would defeat even a SWAT team.
>>54388383855 gallon drum or 5 gallon office style jugs (whatever your bongland equivalent is) is the only way i could ever recommend storing water
I like how "preppers" can buy $9 worth of canned shit and feel like they're ready for the apolocalypse but can't handle a two week lockdown without going to costco to scream at the staff about their mask policy.
>>543883645You cunts could resupply the UKs gas reserves with those FOUL bean farts
>>543887725>>543887899Make a fucking zip gun ffs. It's easier than a fucking shield and spear.
>>543887958Sorry, we don't "fart", we're British.
>>543887760Yes I have.September, October, and November of 2020 I did consecutive dry fasts once a month - after my mother passed away in March of 2020. Ironically I gained weight after it all - I started at 80kg, dropped down to 70kg, then got to my heaviest weight ever at 90kg afterwards, likely due to my body going into survival mode and packing on water.
>>543883820like anyone will be save with raging and hungry hordes of fauna. you need to be super silent, invisible and cant make any smell. only then youre safe.anyone else will have a problem everywhere. white trash exists also and theyre not one bit better than fauna.
>>543887939maybe that's someone that exists. or not.in reality it's more like preppers were the ones that had zero issues in some us "snowpocalypse" or w/e where they couldn't go to a store and maybe power+water failed and so on.
>>543883645How long do tins realistically last before they rust out and leak? 10 years? Its probably shorter than you think if they are cheap.
>>543888023I broke most of my dry fasts with sparkling water, followed by 8+ cans of beers and a large doner kebab 1 hour later haha.... The people who you say you need to drink broth or not eat solid food for a day are idiots. Do you think our ancestors 40,000 years ago would decide to not eat a deer if they hadn't had food for a week?
>>5438881592-5 years if acidic.very long time if neutral or slightly basic.50 year old canned meat can be eaten, even if it is completely degraded to a slimy mess.
>>54388815950 year old cans or sardines are a luxury in Italy/Sardinia.The beans might not last quite as long due to the acidity of the tomato sauce.
>>543888159depends on whether you damaged the coating and environmental factors.stored reasonably dry a whole lot will be still closed after 30y+. the content may still have turned into some shitty mush or w/e.frankly for the most part simply eat them within a bunch of years and get new ones
>>543887899Something else to consider, obviously don't break any laws, the safety of your family and yourself should never come before adhering to the states laws that are clearly there to protect you, but you can fill and pressurise refillable fire extinguishers with just about anything and it won't stand out as something you just have in your home.>>543887983Not saying they shouldn't educate themselves on the topics for academic reasons, but not every criminal interaction warrants such an academic response. If a bat will suffice and be legal and an academic experiment will land you in prison for 20 years, then it's no good to you. If a bat isn't going to be sufficient, then yeah, drop the cunts.
>>543888297Nigga whole wheat kernels last for 20 years, you can grind them into flour whenever you want, just make sure your pantry is completely dry
>>543888288Spot on. Th acidity is the only thing that may be a problem.50 year old cans of sardines are considered a luxury item in Italy and Sardinia.The texture will breakdown, as you say, but it will still be safe to eat indefinitely.No air, no light, no bacteria since it's pressure cooked in the can. Corned beef/sardines will last nearly for ever. I have hundreds of cans of sardines and 100s of kilos of rice - even the bags of rice in clear plastic bags I've cooked and eaten after 6 years.... no problem with them either.
>>543883645You need more food. Flashlights, maybe a small solar panel (should be cheap), blankets, an axe, a radio, etcBe prepared for an internet blackoutThey announced that's the plan
>>543888430>just make sure your pantry is completely dryPotentially tricky in the UK, it's very moist and can be rather humid.
>>543888430I'm talking about baked beans in tomato sauce in cans..... the acidity that breakdown the can lining.Of course dry stuff will last forever.I've consumed 6 year old bags of rice just in clear plastic. And like I said - sardines/corned beef with last indefinitely in metal tins, to the effect that they are considered a luxury item in Italy/Sardinia.
>>543887899>woodenthey'd shoot right through it unless it was like 6 inches thick of hardwood, and repeated SMG rounds would still destroy that shield and go through it with multiple bullets hitting the same area. That shield would be 200 pounds.. you're going to carry that and then strike out with a shortsword?
>>543888576In that case make jam and store alcohol to drink water that way since Russia will target water treatment facilities, back into the good old times of medieval Europe
>>543888611Just make sure you have other sources of meat, since munching on infinity sardines will get you a considerable amount of mercury, depending on their source
>>543888645Did you forget about the part where this fictional scenario would be in my house and I would just poke out of a corner? Unless they've got a railgun that can shoot through Edwardian brick walls. It's not going to happen anyway. The "Right" has won. Even Larry Fink of Blackrock says Xenophobic nations will win financially.
>>543888645The bongs think that those without guns will be the people who take charge and raid houses. Also have a complete lack of understanding on the brutality of hand to hand combat.Also, for some reason think that they need to keep following the law in the event the government collapses.
>>543888645I have seen hickory do wonders on small caliber fire
>>543888785Sardines have almost no mercury since they are not predatory fish. You are probably thinking of tuna - plus the Selenium in them stops Mercury from being absorbed in the first place.
>>543888787Nigga, standard green tip NATO 5.56 rounds, which I have thousands of and so do the entire of the army, cut through bricks like paper.
>>543884178don't even. if you survived 3 days(you won't), your organs are going to be broken and you won't be able to enjoy the nigger gangbang coming straight in you. rule of 3s. get picrel for $5 at the hardware store
>>543883645i rather die quickly then have to eat that
>>543883645>6 days of supplies Ngmi
>>543888937We don't do that in Europe( I have a gun, but don't tell the other Europeans), also that type of ammo is a big no no here
>>543888887For some pistols maybe, not the many other small arms the usa has or even we have.
>>543889019The army has billions of rounds.What's raided first during collapse? Armories...
>>543889021I think the best thing a raging paki in England could muster is a pistol in 22 lr at best
>>543889096Well then he is fucked, let's hope he raids them first
>>543887899>You're not wrong. A wooden tower shield with a gladius whilst ducking behind corners in a corridor would defeat even a SWAT team.Wood will be insanely heavy, look into different plastics, lexan in particular, or literally try and find a riot shield. Hell cut up a wheelie bin and bolt a disability hand rail to it.All you're looking to do is protect yourself from blades and control the space. I wouldn't suggest it for actually protecting yourself against firearms, but for shoving a couple of shitskins or road men out of your house it could be invaluable.
>>543888870I got kicked in the head ~20 by 4-5 "lads" in 2023, and have been punched in the face about 5 times in the past 6 years - got my nose busted in in June earlier this year for having a go at a bunch of Black people for playing loud music.I've been in my share fare of "hand to hand combat" - even after getting knocked over and kicked in the head 20 or so times, once the adrenaline kicked in I got up (30 seconds after being dropped) and ran back into the the pub and was fine.Yes my face was swollen for 2 weeks, but other than that I was walking about the next day. I didn't go to the hospital etc.... I took 2 weeks off work because I was teaching computer programming to children at schools, and I didn't want to scare them with the messed up look of my face.
Preppers are turbo faggots.
>>543889108>>543889139A single gun shot sends criminals running.
>>543883645Russians would just steal it like they do everything else. FYI:Battle hardened orcs live on less, drink piss and puddle water, have every StD known to man (Probably have the plague too) Your only saving grace is knowing they re starving worse than niggers so can easily be bought off and are retarded. Like really stupid. Good luck fight the off with no guns, although most of them are poorly equipped
>>543889211>A single gun shot sends criminals running.If that were true you'd never have to shoot a nigger.
>>543888949You're an idiot. They told me at school that you couldn't go 3 days without water.I have done 7 days without water or food, 3 months in a row.I was sedentary. Maybe you can't do it in Australia or a desert. But I could do it here in Cambridge, England - 52 degrees latitude. My pi*s even cleared up after 3 days - metabolic water... it's how camels survive. Their humps are fat, and fat contains water, when you burn fat, water is released.
>>543889233I don't think artillery fire or drones are going to reach UK, if that is the case it's over, there is northing a pepper can do against a 155mm shell obliterating their house and Swiss cheesing them
>>543889108Also 22 is the best for emergency.It hunts game, including deer.Its fucking light weight as hell, bullets are heavy.It kills more people than any other round.I don't know where this meme of a lol its a 22 came from.You can also remove grain from it to make it subsonic, and with a simple oil filter make it practically silent and not detectable by shot spotter systems. My bug out bag as a 22 long barrel revolver.
>>543884775>tf>tpyou've never been fishing in your life
>>543883645why You mix tomato and beans
>>543889353I have a fn five seven and I'm a proud subhuman in the pistol world, used to have a CZ 99 before, but it jammed a lot, no hate against 22, I was just putting myself in a raging pakis mind and probably his best capabilities
>>543889386>Where is the industrial chili oil, where is the taki powder, you fucking gringos are disgusting
>>543883645know who else likes beans?
>>543889369Aussie chap - you don't believe me 7 day fasts story.How about another thing you probably won't believe if you're into fishing.I caught an Eel with a wooden stick - proper line and hook and a ledger. Sandy Banks here in Cambridge. My elderly cousin took it home and ate it.
>>543889108>>543889353Also the NATO 5.56, also called .223 Remington, is 22 caliber, just more gun powder for distance, but the diameter of the bullet is the same. Has minimal drop at 100 yards, and 1 yard drop at 200 yards but still very lethal. Unless you got optics and spotting in a giant fucking open field, 200 yards is a reasonable parameter.
>>543884840Just go to the home store and get one gallon of muriatic acid (hydrochloric acid) and one gallon of Clorox bleach...mix both in your bathtub. The reaction will produce pure drinking water. Ignore the green gas as that's normal. Also, delete system32 in your computer to be safe.
>>543887899If there’s a hallway with two very strong guys with solid shields and swords that they poke out for a killing blow in like a half second, and the two guys in the front are just rotated to the back of the formation with the guys behind them replacing them, over and over again… yeah, there’s not much way around that without a gun or some kind of explosive. There’s a pretty good reason why the Roman formation and gear was almost totally uncontested for centuries. But you’d also have to keep in mind that a Roman soldier could march 20 miles with 50 kilos on his back, and that this is actually a common training exercise. For training they’d literally have guys sprinting and throwing their entire body weight and momentum into another guy bracing with a shield and seeing how long he can hold it up, and a centurion kicks the shit out of you if you fall over.
>>543883838Use the Mormon prepped list. Flour, water, milk powder, oil, dry grains. They are satanic Jews, but the prepper list is A+
>>543889447Oh also, for survival 22 bird shot means you can hunt small game with a revolver.
>>543884847>cambridgeposh cunt
>>543889704Yeah, just buy white phosphorus and mix it sodium hydroxide in an inert atmosphere to beat the apocalypse, trust me on this one anons!
>>543889728A. I would just be poking around the corner for 1 second to "BAM!".B. It would be in my hallway in my house. C. I can walk 30 miles in a day - but in this hypothetical situation I would only have to walk a few feet. D. It's not going to happen.
>>543889728Yeah then guns were invented.Also what happens when you turtle up and they just set the house on fire?
>>543883645But thats only a 2 days worth of beans at most.
>>543883838Buy a large water distiller and some chemicals to inhibit growth/killing bacteria and shit. Canned food is convenient but dry foods is better if stored correctly. Canned food takes up a lot of room.
>>543889342>I was sedentary.You can fight with the other cunt about exact numbers/days you can or can't go without water, but lemme add...If you're in a bit of a shit situation you might not have the luxury of being sedentary. You might have to run, put out a fire, you might have to fight, you might have to help someone, carry someone, something etcSo yeah in absolute survival mode you'll last a little longer for sure just going full neet mode, but during an emergency you ideally want to be operating at 100%. You want your body in good shape, a good clear focused mind that can make good snap decisions, plenty of calories etcWhen you are dehydrated you're no good. You gas out quickly, you're foggy, shit hand eye coordination etc, you might do something as stupid as cut yourself with a knife or can opener because you're just that little bit off.So ideally plan around staying in peak form, and then obviously if needs be you can stretch it out etc, you'll rarely if ever be in full emergency mode for more than a few weeks.
>>543889869So, one time I had this nasty fucking critter hare that was wrecking shit on my vegetable plot, I shot him with a hollow point 9mm and couldn't eat any part of him, poor thing was destroyed, but that was like during the cockvid
>>543889925>18 kilos of beans is only 2 days worthyank visiting canada?
>>543889923Waco and Chris Dorner happens, which is why shields and swords in a hallway is fun to speculate over, but it really has no practical application to any real life happening.
>>543889883I was born here. Degenerate sub-human scum (is that the opposite of being Posh?). As long as you're White I'm on your side.
>>543889887Yes, another good method but the components are harder to get thus my suggestion
>>543890027I think people underestimate how easy it is how to make fragmentation grenades with nails and some basic chemicals, but let's hope you don't get raided by aspiring chemists
>>543889968Lol I took a Croatian grad student hunting 2 years ago, we had a deer and small game permit.I brought a deer rifle (30-06) that's like a middle finger sized bullet with soft tip to drop dear to prevent running, and a 22 for small game.He had the deer rifle, and spots a rabbit, and shoots it.>did I miss? where it go.no lol you didn't miss.
>>543889946>Help somebody Kek
>>543889968I really thought that it was just me and the fucked up wildlife around here. My buddy killed a hog and it looked like it had face AIDS, like half of its face was rotting away and it had weird pustules on its stomach.
>>543890086But you have to do some push ups in that case, since that green gas sinks to the floor! Gotta grab that power gas boost!
>>543890182Nice, when I was a kid I got exposed to gore on this place, and everything went wrong from there
>>543889946You're absolutely right. And that's why I have 100+ cans of sardines and hundreds of kg bags of rice (which I have tested after 6 years - perfectly fine to eat).I have about 10l of bottled water, but I also have those "Life Straw" filtration devices.My tactic - if needs be, if wait for the unprepared people to waste away - I can smash them in the head if they try to break into my home. Then after a week or two, I can use Life Straws at the river 3 minutes away from my home - or walk to a natural spring about 1 hours walk away.Cheers from England.
>>543890193Nah, enjoy the smell brother
>>543890182Wild boar are fucked man, without like massive nature to feed in and predators to keep their population healthily I would never eat one. I legit wonder how many fucking homeless, drunks, and junkies those things eat in Texas.I legit think that it is a LOT more than reported.
>>543889346but that's wrong. even our civil defense shelters (not the bunkers) can survive a normal 155mm shell or even a nuke close nearby, including the collapse or the entire house above getting blown away and earth shocks.direct nuke hit and specialized bunker buster ammo may be much less survivable of course, but you get to bomb most of them individually with such weapons to kill a few people each - perhaps you won't.
>>543890254As an ex buhurt practitioner, please use a spear or buy one, you will suck with a sword and you won't kill people in time, spear is really easy to learn, sword are hard, even the thrusting ones
>>5438900061 can for beans and bangers for breakfast. 1 can for beans and mash at lunch and 1 more can for beans peas and beans at supper. Gonna have to skimp on the supper beans if you wanna last 2 days
>>543890073>I was born here.You're exactly prime target for the heathen hordes. They're coming for your posh nosh and there is nothing you can do to stop it.
>>543890299Have you seen what Russians did to that city in Ukraine, I forgot the name, but it's just artillery shells, they can buy infinity ammo from North Korea and kill civilians with impunity without aiming
>>543889579I bet her farts smell amazing.Who is this whore anyway
>>543890335This is survival retard. You are not eating 3 meals a day....Are all canadian posters on here indian now?
>>543884805It will be localized in the middle east. Battle of Armagido (Armageddon). Open a fucking book sometime you jackass.This is also why the queen of england purchased a large amount of land in Denver years ago. USA will be safe, mostly.
>>543890390As I've said earlier in this thread. I've got attacked by 4-5 "lads" maskedup/hooded up - probably migrants, and got kicked in the head by them ~20 times, and got up and walked home with nothing more than a swollen face.I've been in about 5 fights in the past 5 years. Nothing seems to damage me. 20 kicks to the head, multiple punches to the head. Maybe getting stabbed will do something to me - but I'm avoiding the foreign areas of Cambridge now. Why are you so nasty? Is it because France is overrun with Blacks and Browns? I feel for you Monsieur.
>>543890405anon, they mostly didn't even have civil defense shelters to ww1 improvisation levels never mind those built to resist mass destruction by nukes and the collapse of the house above.but sure, russia is weaker than many european countries so the risk that *someone* can out-bomb you long term is obviously there. it's just vastly more effort once these shelters are everywhere.
>>543884186But just think of how much toilet paper this build would consume!
>>543890438Mostly but I'm hu-white. Everyone west of Quebec is brown now and we need to build a wall.
>>543890725If STHF and you stay in Cambridge, you deserve everything that is about to be happening to you.Learn how to filter water. Learn how to fish and hunt. Get you a fishing pole and start doing it for leisure at first until you get accustomed to it. As for the hunting part, don't know how gun laws work in the UK, I am White so I had no qualms getting a hunting license and a licensed hunting rifle. I also am a member in a hunting club so I got pretty good at it within a few months (wild boar is delicious game)
>>543883942>this nigga can afford a year without eating
>>543883820Yes, they survived bubonic plague as well as the rest of europe and that was highly disruptive as this new bout of plague may be. System failure and widespread death and violence takes life off easy mode for everyone back to its normal state. When any government becomes too dysfunctional every retarded policy and their soft power goes away, their remaining servants are reacquainted with their fleeting mortality. There's still millions of high IQ whites on that island and they'll form groups, new systems. England isn't London and when the food runs out you'll come to see the raw determination of someone that ran became a refugee to escape hunger and violence or just having to work for their daily bread. Also I'm still suspecting that the skeletons of the UVF, UDF and various IRA spinoffs and antidrug derivative paramilitary groups will link up in what is spacially and culturally the white heart of the UK. They are shells of their former selves but its become apparent there is still a shell and they have or will soon come to realize their fathers killed the wrong enemy for the wrong reason. The Irish clearly still have an appetite for violence and when browns break it out in mass I believe we'll all be suprised what a failed government was barely holding back. Hurricane Katrina should be studied by everyone on how the government was easily sidelined; 3-4 guys with rifles shut down all heli traffic, and how whites banded together into murder parties so efficiently it forced the government to get its shit together before they ran out of DNS space and they faced a monster they couldn't beat. Even outnumbered 5:1 I'm betting on whites to survive every single time. Casualties will happen, they are happening today but tomorrow the government may not be able to prevent reprisals.
>>543890982I'm half Polish and half Scottish - I may live in Poland half of the time.And yes, I can fish - as I posted earlier in this thread, I have caught an eel with just a wooden stick with proper line, a hook, and a ledger - and my elderly cousin took it home and ate it.I've caught Pike and Zander too. The Pike was with dead bait (the head of a Roach I think - I was only 9 years old or so).I was just down by the river earlier - surrounded by cows, swans, ducks, and seagulls - I've got an air gun, two sling-shots, a bow & arrow, and my 100s of cans of sardines/bags of rice. I'm glad you're not being to nasty.Cheers from England! We will win - search "2010 Bill Ryan The Anglo-Saxon Mission" to see what is likely to happen.Depopulation Agenda, but the Third-World is going to get wiped out.Thanks,A
>>543883838Why wouldn't tap water be suitable for storage? The only way water storage goes bad is algae or other contamination.
Time for me to go.When the nukes start flying in Iran you will know this is true:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rw4z-rSwNjY
>>543888787it was about the claim of stopping a SWAT team, they'd be armed with sub-machine guns but also have the option of rifles which will go through even more material.I was going even best case scenario, their SMG's alone would destroy a Roman Scutum.A ballistics treated steel shield that was a quarter an inch thick would probably be sufficient for SMG's but still heavy enough you're not carrying it around (about 70 pounds)I think modern swat team shields would be the best actual use case since they're like 15 pounds and can stop at least pistols and SMG's, a 30 pound shield can stop rifles.
>>543891614Tap water is full of living things, you got to add a few drops of bleach, but then its good.
>>543891614Even tap water can have some nitrates etc. in it and then bacteria can grow over time even if they were originally reduced by the water treatment plant.Many countries require for example tap water fed warm water tanks to periodically run hot enough to kill bacteria that may have grown in them and other measures like that since people did get infected.if you don't want to do this for drinking water reserves I recommend SODIS or having a filter to treat the stashed water prior to consumption.
>>543883645Imagine thinking anyone is prepping to prepare themselves for a Russian invasion other than like Ukraine or Estonia or some shit lol
I am ready
>>543890432A congresswoman.
>>543889233>Russian soldiers can be starving, retarded, broke and have all kinds of diseases>yet win against an opponent armed, trained and funded by all of NATO No wonder you use a memeflag
>>543889579>>543892851former now, she'll probably make an OF, she just seems the type
>>543883645fuck man, i thought you had some giant popcorn tins until i enlarged the photo. i think you need some giant popcorn tins to supplement your fiber with fiber. probably get them cheap after 1JAN if the world hasn't ended
>>543889353Aw shit, I seen a tiny ass .22 round nose drop a nigga plenty a days, man. Motherfuckers get up in ya like a pinball, rip yo ass up. Big joints though? Most the time they just break a bone and they just say “fuck it”, knowwumsayin? I'ma go with this right here, man. How much do I owe you?
>213 posts>no billfags
>>543893734Please leave and don't come back.
My prepping is really just for a scenario where law and order is breaking down, but it assumes that it’ll be quickly restored in a matter of days, a week at the most, and that I’ll largely be boarded up and waiting. I’m totally fucked if 5 or 6 very determined and very hungry guys come to steal my shit.
>>543894276The only likely prepper scenario in the foreseeable future would be central european populations becoming displaced persons and migrating west for safety. If someone lived along the border of Belarus for instance, the thought of having to pack up and leave on short notice is reasonable. They would need to prep by having sleeping bags, camping gear, notarized documents, prescription medicine, basic personal belongings, portable weath (jewellry etc) and what ever else they won't be able to access while sleeping in refugee camps. Almost everything else isn't prepping because you can't actually prepare for global nuclear war, super volcanoes, mega-sharks eating boomers, etc. All you can do is maintain a high level of personal readiness so you can help your civil authorities respond to whatever happens. This is different in the sense that you are not disconnecting yourself from recognized authority structures, rather identifying locals gaps and volunteering your resources as a patriotic contribution.>Its never a bad idea to have a full Roman panoply and arms. At a bare minimum it will scare any Carthaginians who may be concealed in your neighbourhood.
>>543894627Thanks, this makes my $2200 purchase for a set of full legionary kit that much easier
