>Russell Brand arrives at court ahead of trial after being charged with rape and sexual assaulthttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16186287/Russell-Brand-arrives-court-ahead-trial-charged-rape-sexual-assault.html>ASOS 'hacked' LIVE: Customers of online store sent alarming message - 'fully compromised'https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2254807/asos-hacked-live-fears-customers-message>DASHER THUG Waitress taken to A&E āafter being attacked by dine & dasherā when she chased group āwho didnāt pay billā https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/40592329/waitress-attacked-dine-dasher-over-bill/>Dad who demolished half a semi-detached house then fled UK defends 'nightmare' movehttps://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/dad-who-demolished-half-semi-37738173
>>543883914How does one join the patriot platform?
Good afternoon, Anglos! Howās my favorite ethnic group/favorite of the Big Three doing? Iām just passing through. Thought Iād leave a quote for you guys to reflect upon. From Heartland: Three Essays on Geopolitics by He-Who-Mustnāt-Be-Named:>MR. HOGARTH:>[ā¦]>[ā¦] The only other observation I would like to make is to reinforce Mr. Ameryās objection to Mr. [He-Who-Mustnāt-Be-Namedās] Graeco-Slav. I am afraid I cannot accept that division of civilisation between the Greek and the Roman. So far as Russia can be called a civilised country at this moment, it has, I think, not been civilised by the Orthodox Church; in fact, I have yet to learn of any civilising influence exerted by the Orthodox Church on a great scale. Its civilisation is far more due to the social culture which was introduced by Peter the Great [the Westernizer], and that was more Roman than Greek.
>>543884007Ask your police union rep
>>543883914why do they do those disgusting orange beards
>>543883914Do you think she's got matching collars and cuffs?
>>543884099Muhammad dyed the grey hairs in his beard with henna and the pious ones amongst them try to emulate him as much as possible. This has lead to countless retards who've never read a book and get their talking points from infographics on /pol/ to claim that Muhammad was ginger.
>>543884099Cos their entire religion and culture is a big fancy dress spirit free larp.
>>543884268ohhhhhhhso that's why whenever some white bro is trying to be muslim it's always a fucking ginger
Pooey willys
>>543884099
Boggy woggy weewee bum
>>543884332
Police have made arrests in connection with a suspected criminal network believed to be behind dozens of fake asylum claims from people pretending to be gay.>It follows a BBC investigation earlier this year, which revealed that law firms and advisers were helping migrants pose as gay in an effort to get asylum.Those targeted by Home Office immigration enforcement officers this morning are accused of charging migrants up to Ā£4,500 for fabricated evidence, including staged photographs and fake documents.>They are thought to have aided dozens of asylum claims from Bangladeshi men, claiming they would be in fear for their lives if they returned home.https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmp3gnd1e4gyo
>>543884007Buzz yerbzy on telegram
It's over for Roast Dinners.
Sloppy jobbies hehe bogdan poopoo peepee
Bogdans bumbum smells poopey
Little boggywoggy smelly weewees haha
>>543884459>HephzibahThe jews even want to kill off sunday dinners
I see standards in here aren't quite on a level with last thread. Might have to get drunk and give another cookery lesson.
>>543884652>>543884527You've done the quimstarved bogdalit.
dogscran getting demolished again
Boggywogster does big poopoo weewees and has a smelly bumbum
>>543884289There's two main reasons for that and neither of them are preferential treatment of gingers by pakis from what I've found. First is that gingers are bullied relentlessly in this country by their own people and will obviously join a strong group that will have their backs. Second is that I'm convinced a higher percentage of the population has dark hair on the heads and ginger beards but shaves to avoid said bullying. To be honest I've always found the level of bullying of gingers in this country to be bizarre, it's not even just basic piss taking it can get extreme, no wonder so many become resentful.
>>543884736Fuck off Bogdan you poohead
>>543884736You'll make a subpar meal and then have another meltdown into the early hours ya daft wee prick
>>543884910I'm offended. Bogdan can't cook.
>>543884947Possibly.
>Noncesquad has resorted to infantile babbling againSaid it once I'll say it again, total abject failure of the social care system.
Fucking pensioners man, always complaining how poor and hard done they areBut you lads should see how many of the bastards throw 40 quid or more on the lottery, scratch cards, TV Magazine, and 2 papers then a pack of B&H Blue on top every couple daysThey just piss half of their cash away on this bullshit, they don't need triple lock at all
>>543884990Nice trays of poopoo bogdan kek
Bogdans bum smells like poo
he's completely lost the plot
>>543884990Christ looks like Uzbek conscripted army rations.
>>543884007Print off all of your posts here, go to your local police station and hand it to them with your full personal details, address, name, fingerprints etc. Then go outside and start banging your head against the wall shouting "at least I'm doing something!" for an hour. Only then will you be a true patriot.
LB LIVE: Migrants Being Brought into Gosport https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ACGyawCc2ETonightCOACHES ARE WAITING ! UKSplooshhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYAHTaML9e0
>>543885134That's 5kg of the finest beef stew you'd ever eat. Cunt.
>>543885036Shut up boggywoggy poopoo willy smelly willy poopoo bum
>>543885134lmao
Bogdan willy sexes poopoo hahaha
>>543885043boomers love gambling, none can resist the cashnado
Argentina poopoo man smells of willy weewee
>>543885128
>>543885189Lairy already? What have you bad a Birra Moretti and a glass of wine again? Going to put Metallica on and tell me who's boss?
My little bogster Skinny and bonyMade out of plastic Totally spastic
Ahem
still creasing at sosig fingers frog fatty paedo
>>543885340CASHNADO ALERT
>>543884099Because Christians don't. That's it. Mohammad was just a contrarian nut.
Lmao dirty sanchezes govts fallen, good chance spain will go full generalissimo.Weird how the yanks binned usaids and now the right is winning in latin america too.
>>543884882>I'm convinced a higher percentage of the population has dark hair on the heads and ginger beards but shaves to avoid said bullyinglmfao true that actually
>>543885590Hahaha hahahahaha boggywogster poopoo head lololol
>>543885551Same reason why they shave the moustache and keep the beard btw.
Total boggywoggy meltywelty
>>543885340
>>543884882Everythings white grey now, but used to be dark, and i had red hairs in my beard. Pubes havent gone grey tho, weird.
>>543884400you've been Clammyd
>>543885181if you get rid of the migrants then who will deliveroo ?
>>543884882I knew this fat ginger in school and he followed the school midge into the toilets and cockslapped him in the face whilst he was having a shit. I've never met a good one.>>543885729He's the weirdest man with a following, certainly.
>>543885043I would say that it mystifies me why pensioners are so coddled to like they're finding it so hard to live when they're the richest age demographic in the country by a wide margin, buy nothing but frivolous shit and somehow never want for anything, but obviously it's because they're one of the most important voting blocks so they must be appealed tosometimes I feel like I'm being too cold but quite frankly they live in luxury when they should be living in comfortit's not like 70 years on this planet shouldn't have taught them how to look after themselves properly
>>543885590
>>543885869I can't get it here - too far from anywhere, so don't care
>>543885935>sometimes I feel like I'm being too coldIs there a man in this country who can say anything without being such a soppy twat? Just say you want to kill all old people if that's what you want.
>>543885887That's the thing you think you've never met a good one but you're probably surrounded by daywalkers. Unless you're just prejudiced against full gingers. My hair's dark brown in the winter but with enough sun it can get a lot lighter, blonde when I was a kid too.
https://youtube.com/shorts/NTZHJLqiZMk?si=ry0S_7gXsrjnthyD
>>543886052no I just think that old people shouldn't get a better life just because they're oldyou've had more than enough time to figure this shit out by that stage and if they somehow haven't then maybe they should really be on the same amount of money the rest of us are onand yes unfortunately winters are cold, people die, this is the circle of life and it always has beenmaybe if you are too weak to make it through one more winter, you shouldn'tthey're not getting easier
>>543885998
Hot new maymay boggy starmer
I love trans women but would never ever ever ever ever want to be seen in public with one
>>543886181brutal
HEAVY DOWNPOURBet it stops in less than 5 mins
so sad that mango burnham is already forgotten. the wigger starmer marches on
>>543886404Bogdan likes it when weewee falls like rain kek
>>543886178I don't think small adjustments can work. Most are performative, like inheritance tax, it harms a lot of people without bringing real benefits. If you reduce their pensions by a billion that's just another billion going to mohammed or some retards, but it's something that might actually happen because they it's another opportunity to harm white people. Also, those benefits can trickle down to their children, who are also white. It's not sustainable though; The whole thing has to be done away with. No benefits whatsoever for anyone. Just put up a bunch of workhouses, deregulate everything besides natural monopolies like water, defund the civil service, and just let everyone go at it like in Victorian times. If they want a safety net have kids simple as.
>>543884882Its because gingers are evil t.daywalker
>>543886460Sounds like a bit of a nonce that fella
>>543886411What mango Burnham really needed was a year long spam campaign eh bogster?
>>543885043They're fucking vile
>>543886517what are you blathering about chumpster?
Met some lass on snapchat and I've been picking her up in my car to fuck her brains out in dogging spots every friday for the past 2 months. We laid back and she said "I love you anon" I leaned in and started sucking on her neck she fucking loves that. I might in love lads
Plague news is on the BBC now - uh oh...
>just found my new local
>>543886590Tell her you're bisexual lasses love that
>>543883914>https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/dad-who-demolished-half-semi-37738173FFS The cunt should be jailed for that, even if his neighbour was a wog of some sort. That has basically destroyed her home.
>>543886564 poo off bogdan
Is the paedophile jew known as josh in?
>>543886665schizing out is fun with your pals on brit/pol/!
20 and stunning. I mean stunning. All natural skin and wears little make up. If shes waifu, when do I mention the racism and kike hate
>>543886478>No benefits whatsoever for anyone. Just put up a bunch of workhouses, deregulate everything besides natural monopolies like water, defund the civil service, and just let everyone go at it like in Victorian times.I mean I don't think I'd go that far but it's good to have dreamsI just get sick of seeing pensioners, who obviously live well, cry about their heating and not being able to afford their chrismas dinner/presents, every year, no matter how they're pampered or condescended tooyou can want workhouses though, you go glen coco
>>543886614wanna just take that out the door with you one night and hang it above the telly at home
>>543886714You're having a melty boggy kekEat some more poopoos haha
>>543886773Steve laws said it's the best pub he's ever been to
>>543886704Aka the poopie bogster
>>543886112I've met people like you're describing who are fine, but I mean full on gingers, carrots, ugly bastards. Hate them. Literally, never in my life have I met one I like. There's another look here, like matte white skin with very dark eyebrows, probably welsh-also wrong 'uns to a man. And Paul Hollywoodoids. I hate them as well. Pic unrelated.
>>543886650seeing those photos last night made me fucking cry laughing, couldn't deal with itfully detached!
>>543884882Meh, it never bothered me that much. Used to get called carrot top by my mates dad, and similar in school. It's whatever innit.>t. gingerI think there's something in their religion about red hair, as some of them dye their hair red. But it's also probably also the easy mark thing as well.
>>543886590tell her you're byesexualthat when you cum you gothen drive off and leave her in the dogging spotlasses love that
>>543886773Don't lad. I learned the hard way that when the police think you're a far-right thug they will take any crime you commit 100x more seriously.
>>543886862Cuzzy bro
>>543886743In the end you'll be taking money off English people though. It's an extremely common thing in this country to ignore the elephant in the room: foreigners and their descendants are pilfering us. Your nan getting a piece of the pie is ultimately better than them getting it, because the government's not going to stop taking it.
>>543885935Nah you're right, it's bizzare - as you say wealthiest generation in the country, by a lot, even after accounting for time.
>>543886368
Moderation here is inconsistent, last week I was getting instabanned for literally no reason after one post
>>543886928do the surgeons saw the severed tits nipples back on to mutilated ?
>>543886650>ooooo me wogs are suffering!Are you a farmer?
>>543886963Bogdan looks like he's having a poopoo in this pic hehe
>>543886963mad how he's an actual paedophile and runs an actual paedophile ring where he distributes CSAM on discord with sosban and the frog and horsenonce. mad.
>>543886968
uh oh cwynonce melty
>>543887076Why are you obsessed though?
>>543887149looks like somewhere a fat smelly parasite paedophile would live tbqh
>>543886908read the signit explicitly states:>NO SEXISTS>NO RACISTS>NO FASCISTSso how could *I* be a right-wing thug when I'm *stealing* it to hang at homeahahah checkmate >reddit: 1>filth: ZERO
>>543887185>why don't you like paedophiles though idk i just don't, would legit smash his fat face in thats why he was too afraid to post a bill at his address he didn't live at. mad how josh is an actual for real paedophile though. Word is if he goes out in wazza he's gonna get shanked. Just what i heard like, in minecraft.
>>543883914Jews did these nasty english mongloids dirty lmaoooooo
>>543887149I was slonking doobs when I was 15 moitey You just descovered droohs in year 40s??
>>543887048kekNo and that was still a cunt of a thing to do to your neighbours, even if they are a wog tbqh
>>543887185this would be why
>>543886837Granted you can get an evil chuckle out of it. That level of destructive nastiness is off the scale really.
>>543885441I haven't even started drinking. Just went to Lidl and bought some wine. Decided on a 'deluxe' bottle since it's only Ā£2 more than plonk and I get 10x points on deluxe.There was a nigger shouting in the car park I think in jibber jabber but might have been ooga booga. Not sure, I don't speak nigger. There was a fat negress trying to calm him in what sounded like primitive jive. All very entertaining but I really shouldn't have to put up with this. Wish they'd all go home.
mad innit get this>muzziespaedos>jewspaedos>joshjewishit all adds up
>>543886963damn, that's some inbred maxxing
>>543887440yeah no it only got right to my funny bone because it's just something you don't seehalf a semi-detached just by itself, other one fucked offit looked messy but I did kinda like how the chimney was still on one side so there's like an outside firepit nowpity doing it up is probably outside of her ability, if she's even allowed on the property, because that's a great temporary patio if you ask me
>>543887292>wazzalmaooooo
>>543886590She's cheating on her fella.
any normal poster that comes into these threads as of late must be asking themselves "what the actual FUCK is going on with these posts?" and then promptly close the thread. part of the glowsped playbook i suppose. completely unusable for any normal human seeking british political discussion. pure dross.
>>543887317Shouldn't have harboured a rape gang should she?
>old man threatens to stab police>police taser and pepper spray him>he dies of covid>police officers firedwut?
>>543887576in my stronger moments I try and see it as like a Live-Action Information Hazard and just not engage with it sometimes my resolve falters
any lads here ever break up any gun fights from the comfort of their spakker room? i mean the room on the other corridor, i mean.
>>543887576I come back ever 30 minutes to an hours, ask a political question, get zero responses but read a million josh posts - repeat
>>543884459Imagine you let a BAME into your house and invite him for dinner, but his religion doesn't allow him to eat it, we have to be more inclusive
>>543886299Maybe spend more time in public and less time online, manifest the life you want innit
>>543887688I have to get drunk to bother posting and I try to distract myself with cooking. Filling the freezer for the hard winter incumen....
>>543887576Wouldn't surprise me if they are paid to post shit - but nah, they probably just do it for free because they're sad cunts.
meanwhile in sunny Birmingham
>>543887881Bogdan wankdox
>overusing the word actualesl wog coded
>>543886404Yorkshire? Belting it down here lol and my junkie mate's just told me he has to go walk into town lmao, dug himself into a right hole and it's all his fault, told him to just stick to beer and cigs at most when we were in school, he's not even from a bad family he's just an idiot.
Ukraine has started hitting full oil tankers instead of empty ones. Probably retaliation for their grain ships getting sunk. 80,000 - 120,000 metric tonnes of oil just gone up.
>>543886490So you've got an evil streak? lmao
>>543887881
>>543887938
>>543887881Willy posting or posting willy?
>>543887632I suspect she is of pajeet stock but who the fuck knows these days.
>>543887938oh my actual days
>>543887780What do you want to know about politics? I will answer three questions.
>>543887881He's just cleaning the smegma off his nob. Probably itchy. You're not really accepting of this totally normal diversity, are you?
>>543887881dis nigga on a mad one
>>543887568Its going to need all sorts of propping up and its really going to fuck with the guttering. The rain will fall directly on to what was an internal wall.No way that is legal to do
Perfect.
>>543888036or maybe willy lampingwhy are they so compelled to get their bits out in public. very odd.
>>543888128I got my tongue stuck to a frozen lamppost once.Won't be doing that again
>>543885551The entire religion is designed to be annoying and contrarian to others to generate conflict
>>543886820>Paul HollywoodoidsYou mean those people who are fully British but are a bit dark for some reason? I know a couple and this is a rugby league town so the jokes about their mams getting done in by pacific islanders when their dads were coaching were rife lmao. Far as I know their families have been like that before we got any wogs, I literally drink with the first wog that ever came to our little town sometimes he had to put up with some right shit lol
>>543888128phew, I'm glad there's a reasonable explanation
>>543888211you ever hear that theory that living around whites leads to blacks having a higher disposition to schizophrenia?probably that
Bogdan's Speech:> "But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?> It is the east, and Bogdame is the sun.> Arise, fair sun, and kill the envious moon,> Who is already sick and pale with grief,> That thou her maid art far more fair than she...> See, how she leans her cheek upon her hand!> O, that I were a glove upon that hand,> That I might touch that cheek!"> Bogdame's Speech:> "O Bogdan, Bogdan! wherefore art thou Bogdan?> Deny thy father and refuse thy name;> Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,> And I'll no longer be a Crapulet.> 'Tis but thy name that is my enemy;> Thou art thyself, though not a Montagpoo.> What's Montagpoo? it is nor hand, nor foot,> Nor arm, nor face, nor any other part> Belonging to a man. O, be some other name!> What's in a name? that which we call a weewee> By any other name would smell as sweet;> So Bogdan would, were he not Bogdan call'd,> Retain that dear perfection which he owes> Without that title. Bogdan, doff thy name,> And for that name which is no part of thee> Take all myself."
>>543888127Listen man when I come back I will need you.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw63HrilkyA
Meanwhile in Austria
>>543887444In Scotland? Christ it's over lol.
>>543888256>fella in the headphones pretending he hasn't noticed KEK
>>543888256Just a mental elf crisis innit.My dad used to work in mental hospital - used to say there was a lot of wogs who's mind got buck broken by cannabis.
>>543888200>No way that is legal to doIt is if you just leave the country. Like he did.
>>543884459oh no they're fucking not
>>543887444>Wish they'd all go home.Yeah, not gonna happen. Besides Jacob Rees-Mog says we're all mongrels anyway, they're just a British as me and you once they have the magic paper. Oh, and also, die in a war with Russia you fucking pleb cunts - it's your duty to the king or something.
>>543888290Ever wonder what it'd feel like knowing everybody else has an IQ 25+ higher than yours?
>>543888407Zayum
>>543888407>>543888447peak brit/pol/
>>543888251I've seen them but Paul Hollywood just has a face that's common in the North West. He's white, but just slimy looking.>>543888333Checked. The country is finished btw. Rupert was too Slowe. Labour 2029 then full speed ahead to our Brave New World. >>543888407See you later fella. MODS
>>543888447You seem to have pead all over the plate
>>543888379the devils parsley hit some very hard, he could probably get PIP for that
>>543888290imagining that moving to a white country will enable them to have the life they see whites having, and being unable to. probably drives them nuts.
>>543888404Yeah, he really fucked her there - unless her Jewish insurance pays out of pocket (doubt).>>543888200Police won't be arsed - civil matter innit. Funny thing is council will be straight on your case if you paint your door the wrong fucking colour or something.But yeah, her house is actually fucked.
lmao
>>543888514>The country is finished btw.Wouldn't surprise me if Labour win again yknow.He'll put rejoin EU in the manifesto - which will turn the GE into a defacto referendum.
>>543888655Could just be they're low IQ and more prone to mental illness, but that might be racist.
Beddy bies then
>>543888537i see what you did there
I bet that was a mad dream.
>>543888735I almost guarantee it. All hardcore Reformers will move to Restore, the moderates will stay there, the boomers will be in conservatives, and the rest of the entire country will vote labour. The only reason they might not win is if the muzzies are confident enough to break away. But then it would be reform, and they won't reduce immigration.>>543888778Are they any good?
member when you had to wait 15 mins before the captcha? i member. member when you used to have to type actual words? and now it says you typed it incorrectly, for images.
>>543888778Your watch strap needs adjusting
>>543888846>and they won't reduce immigration.Don't really give a fuck about that anymore.I just want them to reduce doley's.
Greggs Down!!Repeat Greggs Down !!
>>543888333Checked.Aye, since COVID we've been flooded with all sorts of wogs. They're fucking everywhere.
>>543888840fucking hell imagineshe is going to be fucking minted, for five minutes, after she's done suing them and shortly before they execute her, againthat's kino actually fuck
>This was published under the 2019 to 2022 Johnson Conservative governmentalways makes it sounds like a war crime or something, i hope some future government puts him in prison for his crimes though, possbly the most hated man in the UK
>>543888956Our Dunkirk spirit wont let that happen.05:00AM they'll be open.They'll be fuckin miserable though.
>>543888956Russia
>>543888761so much of what's labeled racist, is accurate
>>543888956kingston represent
>>543888956is that kingston? when did that happen?
>>543889184I'm betting racism.
>>5438851812 RNLI vessels heading out to meet the French for another handover.
>>543888948>Don't really give a fuck about that anymore.>no dole>import a million wogs>no jobs>Brincels starve
>>543889366have they seen the price of diesel
>>543888956https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cv4g17kkxwj3ois this just a case that someone got a bit miffed, someone was rude to them? or its insurance money?
>>543889366Thank fuck, they've been shitting in my bushes
nhs pharmacy warehouse that ships medications to patients in code-locked (text on delivery) reusable containers that are collected by the postie or whoever delivers the new ones
>>543889445Great, now they'll be shitting in mine.
In London for waging, the hotel only has pg tips in the room (very poor tea) and no complimentary biscuits. Not doing this again
>>543889409fuck. i forgot to fill up and now i've had beers
>>543889513Drives me mad having to order my inhaler every month.Waiting for a Dr to prescribe it......I need it every month until I die. Just fucking post one to me on the 1st and quit the nonsense.
>>543888948they will only go after white doley's, some of who will genuinely just be fucked by teh system
>>543889069I know it probably wasn't you but I remember when the grooming gang scandal broke there was a Scot on here gloating about how no such thing has ever or could ever happen in Scotland. I bet he feels pretty foolish now, then again probably not he was an absolute retard.
>>543889587>pg tipsI'd quit the job. That's shockingly poor taste. What are you? A janny?
>>543889617do you not use the NHS app? speak to ur gpthy should be able to set up a repeat prescription on it
>>543889587DONT USE THE HOTEL KETTLE!Just trust me ok
>>543889654No. That wasn't me. Grooming is happening everywhere.
>>543889587>PeeGee tips kek premier inn?
>>543889701I've got a repeat but I have to log in to the patient portal once a month and request it, then they take a week till I get a text to go collect it from the pharmacy. It's such bullshit. So many people involved for a fucking inhaler. Should just come in the post once a month. Much cheaper.
>>543889587>wagingHow? Literally impossible to get a job now. I Applied to everything, even to shovel pigshit, and there were 600 Poles and Pakis after it as well.
>>543889822>even to shovel pigshit, and there were 600 Poles and Pakis after it as well.jfc
Cocks go back end of this month
>>543889822My son just got his first job. My daughter got one a wee while before him. There's jobs out there. I bet I could get one within a month if I wanted one.
>>543889884Clocks*
>>543889819use the NHS app and scream at them until they do if they don't already. lots of GPs seem to have it set up where you have to actually go in to link to your gp
Is Kemi Badenoch a stealth BAME?
>>543889822Mate I've got a venture for you. You need to become really good friends with the person you see at the jobcentre. If they see the worth in you, they'll ask you if you want to work for the jobcentre. Maybe you'll have to ask them if you've got an African or something. They're hiring right now.
You strapped in lads?Scream if you wanna go faster!
>>543889238Last nighthttps://www.mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/kingston-market-fire-destroys-stalls-34725372
>>543889950No idea - I don't see colour
>>543889950she looks pretty niggerish to me anon
>>543889950Nothing stealthy about it, she's black as coal.
>>543889587I have to go to Manchester this week for work - not as bad as London, but still.What's with hotel prices btw - they're fucking insane. Lucky if you can get anything under 125 even booking ages in advance.
>>543889964I've got too much money to claim bennies, but too little to live off forever. Qualifications but no experience. Awkward position innit
>>543889988There was a big fire in Nottingham too.
>>543890026>>543889587What do you do?I work as an auditor so sometimes I have to go stay over at random places
>>543890026I was paying Ā£11pn in Kyiv. Got a full on 5* in Lviv for Ā£35pn.
>>543889964>If they see the worth in you, they'll ask you if you want to work for the jobcentre.this is like the secret "hidden ending" of the jobcentre sidequest
>>543890094I'm a WFH wagie - but need to come into the office once a month. Involves me getting a flight, so normally stay over.Financial Services.>>543890111Nice! Don't fancy staying in a country at war though.
>>543890167You need special skills to work in the jobcentre. The ability to walk really slowly doesn't come easy.
>>543890026Everythings fucked.Hotels get it from both sides because not only is the energy and business rates bollocks killing them, they have fucking wogfarm opportunists trying to buy them out.
>>543890054Think they'll take anyone to be honest. Who's going to really have experience working for the government?https://www.civil-service-careers.gov.uk/home/civil-service-early-careers/
>>543890200>Don't fancy staying in a country at war thoughYou zoomers and your unrealistic expectations..... You need to pull yourself up by your bootstraps lad or you'll be drinking insipid Pg tips till your end days.
>>543890251Minimum wage doesn't help either.
>>543890271Forgot to mention this isn't what I did, but I found out that they hide these jobs through those links.
>>543890059I wonder if the dinghy boys are behind it?
>Ghost of kyiv anon thats going to go fight for hohols in oinkraine in two more weeks is also the teflon pan discount label spastic hahahahahlollmao even
>>543889664>>543889741Not a premier inn itās okay but pg tips is pretty grim, no biscuits eitherā¦ I feel booking sites should list this as this is pretty much a deal breaker when choosing, donāt like this lottery>>543889735I checked it and itās clean and always boil and discard first>>543889822Done 15 years here, just waiting for my payoff now>>543890026Kek Iām down in London from Manc, yeah itās a nightmare now, get called down to London and itās pretty much 400 quid hotel for one night with train
>>543890200>Financial ServicesCorr do you get a lot of ex-auditors in your department? I want our
>>543890094Work with data, its pretty boring lad
>>543890437Yes. I went on holiday to Kyiv. You think teflon scares me?
>>543890526when are you going over to fight anon? you said you were going months ago, why haven't you? need to bulk up on discount lidl leftovers first?
>>543890466Always travel with your own tea. I forgot in June but remembered when i went to Berlin. Finding proper tea is a mission when forgotten.
Looks to me like the Hollywood dream really has soured.
Tea is strictly the beverage of choice for homosexuals
>>543889366This is the end of us.
>>543890467It's a transferable skill for sure. I used to work for a Big4 lasted about 3 yrs (risk advisory) because getting annoyed with it.Have a look at banks and building societies. Once you have a yr or two experience you're golden - just about getting that first one.
>>543890701Real men drink ________
>>543890593>when are you going over to fight anon?I'm not. My daughter won't let me. I'm going volunteering over Christmas instead. She's not really happy about that either but less so. You can laugh all you like lad. My life is far more fulfilling than yours and so, you can kiss my hairy hole.
>>543890747Tea. Copious amounts of it.
>mfw this nigga been saying he's going to go fight the ebil roozians and slabia oinkraine for 3 months straight and he's going next week but he's still here and buying Ā£3 expired beef and typing TZD in every thread about roosiaya
>>543890747Petrol
>>543890683If you believe anything in the express you should be sectioned
>>543890729Did you get your ACA?>Have a look at banks and building societiesI'll have a look but it's kinda competitive, I don't have a lot of financial service audit experience
