Paramount/Warner merger first order of business: Make a film about Israeli superhero Iron Dome
>>543886243Will he kill 100k arabs
>>543886243will they show him raping children and fleeing to isreal faster than a speeding bullet
>>543886243>captain Falseflagger
Where is Hawkgirl when you need carricatures thrown out a window?
>>543886243If billionaires are going to continue to finance garbage that is destined to fail, merely to stroke their ego, then maybe they should be taxed into oblivion.
>>543886243Mattel CEO is joining Paramount and will definitely not try to sell toys of this
>>543886243LMFAO fucking batshit crazy sadistic talmudic genocidal kikes
Superhero audiences wishing for original material: >>543886243
>>543886455>checked>REEEEE, kikes need all the money!
>>543886243I hope the first movie is just him killing palestinians and schizophrenics with his goy beam
>>543886243So is his super power brutally killing Palestinian children??
>>543886243We have a superhero?
>>543886243Why post complete and utter bullshit that's easily proven to be bullshit with one simple jewgle search? Then you have all these low IQ mutants or bots replying that just take everything posted on low IQ /pol/ as gospel. /pol/ is the lowest IQ board on 4chinz anymore. Full of the most easily lead low IQ mouth-breathers on the planet. It's like you faggots enjoy being stupid, lead around, and proven wrong.
>>543886243his super power is usury, and the ability to control captain america
>>543886823audible kek
lmao as if anyone is gonna watch this garbage.
>>543886243>this will definitely make the kids sympathetic to the genocidal terrorist state of Israel again
>>543886823take this down before they steal your idea, Finnegan.
>>543886243I remember this from a thread many years ago. People kept shopping his nose to be bigger.
>opening to sinister dune coon flute music on a dark steppe>evil arabs are rubbing their hands and eyeing a nervous donkey>"mohamed... we must fuck this donkey... the boy has escaped">meanwhile, 2 miles up>Iron Dome is hovering in the air watching with his face set in a grim frown>"I'm not going to let them rape that donkey">uses his supervision to incinerate the arab men>flies to cairo>incinerates 30 million arabs there, one by one, in a drawn out montage that takes up almost the entire three hour run time>"Next up? Mecca. It's hajj season.">cut to credits, death metal jew music plays
His mission, to find, and destroy all Goyim.>>543886621It's actually just some schlep schmuck from shlomi doing cosplay he actually has a porn site for trannies and faggots. He sneaks a hidden camera into synagogue Circle Jerks and then he posted online of the rabbi stroking schmeckles.. if you like tunnel or can you probably enjoy it
>>543886243That's just Captain America
>>543886243Jews can consolidate all they want. I will continue to pirate everything they make
>>543886621Imagine how many goyim he could kill with his bare hands
>>543886578What children, Israel can MASSACRE every islam filth for all I careTotal death to islam demons, GO ISRAELDeath to terrorist arab supporters tooGutterstein will burn, rot and melt in hell for eternity, total HELLFIRE
>>543886243Iron Dome’s superpower is that if you attack him, it destroys him along with the entire universe, so nobody kills him. He also reminds every villain that he is morally justified in anything that he does because his home planet was blown up a long time ago by supervillains and that he’s merely trying to prevent that from ever happening again. Then the supervillains, under pressure from everyone accusing them of being an “antidomist”, back down and Iron Dome’s saves the day yet again.
>>543887077>Inception soundtrack horn blast>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM>Cut to Iron Dome taking off his sunglasses slowly and staring off-camera and saying ”What… what is that?>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM>Cut to another superhero, Eagle Shield, saying ”You can’t possibly think that this would work!”>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAM>Cut to a bomb clock ticking down>Cut to a random guy driving a speeding car who yells to the camera ”HOLD ON!”>Cut to token black character giving a bewildered expression and saying “AHHHH, HELL NAW!”>Explosion goes BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH>Ominous thud >Cut to quick overhead drone footage of a city while Dark Knight soundtrack music plays>Cut to Eagle Shield saying ”He’s talking about destroying an entire city!”>Music swell>Cut to villain character, Crescent Moon, dramatically saying “We will make them PAY for EVERYTHING that they have DONE!” >Music swell>Cut to a guy in a suit yelling into a phone ”This could compromise EVERYTHING that we have built!”>Cut to Crescent Moon, standing in front of a cheering crowd and raising his arms up and smiling in slo-mo while Iron Dome does an ominous voiceover that says “Soon he will be unstoppable”>Music swell >Music pause>Quick cut of a gear up scene of the main characters>Camera zooms in on the comic relief character, Maple Leaf, holding a small gun up and saying “Seriously, guys? Again?” then dropping the gun and having it misfire>Sudden musical thud>Cut to black>Music pause >Cut to Iron Dome lead addressing other main characters who are armed with guns and saying “Alright, let’s do this”>Quick one second cuts of fight scenes, sex scenes, and explosions as choppy music plays and cut off suddenly>Cut to closeup shot of Iron Dome giving a determined scowl with blood on his eyebrow>Music pause >”Here we go”>BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAMIn theaters next summer.
>>543886493"Jewish intelligence," on full display for all to see, everybody. >>543886621All superheroes are Jewish creations, which is why modern audiences ridicule them. NPR openly admitted decades ago on the air that Captain America was created for the sole purpose of getting America to join WW2 to die for Jewish Bolsheviks that ended up destroying America. >>543887366>Imagine how many goyim he could kill with his bare handsOh look, another cowardly Jew acting like a tough-guy while living in somebody else's country dodging his battles like a fucking bitch.
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>>543886243How is this different than Captain America. You already know theyre both going to be in the film.
>>543886823Good one!
>>543886243How convenient, marvel is also making a movie about a Jewish superhero.
>>543886243>sharp canines circumcise you in a blink>casts interest rate spells>x-ray vision to enjoy shiksa lolisRate my writing, /pol/
>>543886243america soft power of culture has been raped to death by wokeness; it will not survive also zog pandering
>>543886243He's super power is that everyone things will fail against him if they try and his cryptonite is people knowing he does not work actually.
>>543886243>how can make sure the DCU continues to be a complete failure?
>>543886243>In this episode, Iron Dome faces off with his arch nemesis: Palestinian Child!
>>543889240that's my nigga big slime
>>543886621>Israeli>HeroKek
>>543886621you had moon knight too
>>543886243wow
>>543886332>>543886308make an ai version before they can and spoil the whole thing
"Irondome" or "How to commit hundreds of millions of dollars of insurance fraud by making movies guaranteed to fail".
>>543886621Didn't you loot have Magneto. I know he's a villain but he is pretty cool desu.
>>543894377>Anon: [SPEECH 100] <Bluff> I am a woman, and you not knowing that is… problematic.>Teacher: [SUCCESS] Pardon me, madam. Please take your seat.
>>543886848It'll probably be as popular as Bibleman... so no, no one's going to watch it.
>>543888038Jon Favreau? Is that you?
>>543886621Trump is not Bruce Wayne dude
>>543886243Good news for manga... again.
>>543886243I bet he’ll “understand both sides” and save some Muslim gay boy or some shit
>>543886621>We have a superhero?Looks like. Does this compound your interest in DC?
>>543886823I'll add to this>can shift identities from white to full-kosher to infiltrate any enemy stronghold or appear in public for PR campaigns>ability to pull the foreskin off of any enemy (obviously only works once per goyenemy) within 100 meters>has unlimited wealth due to supplying WayneTech with all contracted labor and materials, also landlords over several city blocks of Gotham for crime-fighting practice >can detect coins by sound alone within 1 kilometer, even through solid rock, trained by years of clipping coins in his parents underground tunnels>has an arsenal of talmudic spells that make the hexagram on his chest glow when he recites them. Strong goyenemies will drop their guard and weaker ones will engage in polar opposite activities opposed to what they had intendedhelp me build some lore, anons
>>543886243Blatantly fake news.Yawn.Try harder next time.
>>543886621Does israel have a comic book scene?
>>543895297lel
>>543886243MIGA
I'd watch it
I look forward to seeing the costume design of GoyimMan, the evil villian
