Ask him which gentlemans clubs hes a member of and watch him squirm, watch him recoil, "ive been found out"
>>543890877That's good to know.I dont want to be rude around civilized people
>>543890877Now show the new brits eating Rice.
>Never turn the fork upside down>Eats with the fork upside downwhat?
>>543890877what a zesty pale man
>>543890877*Tsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssth*
>>543890960>he thinks brits are civilized>>543890877they never outgrew their mums.
>>543890965With or without bananas?
It's the free mason secret inverted dining of the innitiated.They also eat their hamburgers upsidedown.
>>543890877I eat rice with a fucking spoon.
always use your shovel backward
>>543891048dis nigga shovels food into his mouth with his dominant hand
>>543890877This would be considered rude in America, we use the serving spoon.
>>543890877Do you stab each grain of rice individually instead?
>>543891094Yes
>>543891176making things harder for no reason is humiliation
>>543890877I don't eat rice, that's chingchong food
>>543890877I wonder how he sucks cock
Because they can't afford steak anymore
>>543890877>we never turn the fork upside down while using a knifeThis retard needs to check the orientation of his silverware on the table. There might be a clue that he's a fucking retard.
>>543890877I think your webm is broken.I watched that several times and the microphone didn't explode once.
>>543891130I do hope you have procured the appropriate loicense for your spoon from your local authority.
>>543891130Are there actually people in England who still do that weird fake fancy shit?Surely that's a meme from centuries ago, right? Englishmen have way too many good insults to be that lame
Idiots. You use your hands
>>543891266I see you’ve played Loisey spoony before!
>>543890877Lately they eat rice with their hands I've heard
>>543891282If they were eating food worthy of the etiquette it wouldn't be baffling.Yes, I WILL default to proper with a steak.
>>543891236propably by using just 2 fingers to hold the dick in place and gently sucking the tip
>>543890877who the fuck is eating white rice by itself? rice farmers in the area so it is popular but never have i, nor would i, just eat some fucking rice by itself.
>>543891392You dip the steak in your mashed potatoes and gravy, silly.
>>543891406Ever eaten cereal by itself?Congratulations. You now understand.Yes, the cereal is still by itself with milk.
>>543890877gay shit
>>543891282they eat pizza and candy bars with a kniofe and faurk
>>543891490>you do this thing you don't actually doWhat.Steak goes with baked potato. Mash and gravy is for roasts.
>>543890877>eating riceFaggot shit that's meant for slaves. No thank you.
>>543891405Why do you know so much about fellatio etiquette?
>>543891236with his pinky up
>>543890877at first glance I thought this was Biden, my eyes are getting shitty
>>543891130I use a fork, without a knife.Having to use two hands indicates low skill imo.
>>543891282Upper middle class wankers are prone to this. they are desperate to be upper class, but will settle for cutlery gatekeeping of the tier of middle class beneath them if they can't marry into it.To answer your question. hardly anybody is like this as 98% solely eat from the paper bags Greggs sausage rolls come in.
>>543891579you would know dahlit
>>543890877Britbongs are cum slurping faggots.
>>543891682real brits eat like this
>>543890965
>>543890877He's telling you that he's constipated without telling you. Rice did that.
>>543891702Indians just wake up and eat poo. Not to be funny, not out of any necessity, they are just hardwired to eat shit right out of the womb. Fascinating
>>543890877why are white ppl always so zesty
>>543891590watched your *** do it many times
>>543891825That may be a goofy video, but my father has told stories of people decades back who would do this with a tin of uncooked baked beans. never accept a cup of tea at those peoples houses.
>>543890877> eating ricesubhuman foodalso> just like peasabsolutely notthe man is a liaralso a rice eater so well yeah
>>543890877Perfidious Albion
Zest vampire
>>543890877>eating riceWhat are you, a chink?
>>543890877>British dining etiquette No such thing exists. It's all arabs and niggers
>>543890877I eat rice in a rice bowl with chopsticks the way nature intended.
>>543890877I do this with sweet potatoes
>>543891881Unreal
>>543890950Yeah. Actor. I have never heard of this upside-down rice eating. You eat it either with a fork or spoon but if you do use a fork it is like using a spoon. There is no upside-down tomfoolery.
>>543890877>Not eating it face-firstWHY
>>543890877I'm pretty sure most of the Bongs on this site are middle class and wouldn't be able to tell you why these people do what they do
>>543891811But enough about your fetish.
Geezer does a Jacob Rees-Mogg and really hams up an RP accent to trick the working class into thinking he's a toff.I'm gonna be honest, lads; as an akchooly toff, we eat rice with a spoon 'cos it's easier. Its like a little bowl, innit.
>>543892991Why you put a bunch of tiny pieces of food you are trying to bunch up into one spot, on the convex vs the much easier concave part of the utensil? Pray tell. I'm dying to hear why we actually should turn soup bowls upside down and push the soup on top with a knife. Fuck it why not just eat with a solid gold cheese grater? The lowlife poors won't be able to get one.
>>543891881Looks exactly the same going in and going out
>>543890877he def swallows to not be rude
>>543890877Etiquette "experts" is one scam. The worst is being a "royal expert" on American TV. An absolutely hilarious selection of actors and con merchants dressed in charity shop tweeds putting on fake accents. If things ever really go that bad for me I might consider it. Regulars at the Palace? I doubt they are regulars at National Trust properties.
>>543893149Do you think Americans actually believe Rees-Mogg is aristocrat? There is a point where shamelessness has its own quality I guess.https://youtu.be/XTyPJz7DwxI
>>543890877Help me out here anonsWhy is it proper etiquette to move the fork to your off hand, use the knife with your main hand, and then move the fork back to your main hand? Why not just pick up the knife in your off hand, cut what you need while holding the meat with your fork, and then just put the knife back down? I've never been able to make myself donit the "right" way because its dumb and inefficient. Do people not have the strength or coordination to use a steak knife in the off-hand?
Fork upside down in my left handKnoife in my right handProper way to eat a staek
>>543890877They have to make sure to eat as homosexually as possible.
>>543894001WhyYou'll be using the fork for every bite whether it involves cutting meat or not Why not just keep the fork where it is by default in your main hand and take up the knife in your left when you cut a new piece offWho are you putting on the juggling act for And no don't spend the whole meal with your fork in your off hand it makes you move like a muppet, your dominant hand should do the primary task, the knife is the accessory
>>543894326Juggling act? Are you retarded? It's literally the easiest, most effective way to use a fork. Stop eating like an uncoordinated toddler.
>>543894380Me, uncoordinated? You can't weild a knife in your off-hand?
>>543894380Do you eat with a fork in your off-hand when you're not cutting meat?
>>543890877We don't. I use a spoon cos I'm not a neurotically repressed homosexual.
>>543891825Now thats sum propa scran innit>>543892016>do this with a tin of uncooked baked beans. never accept a cup of tea at those peoples houses.do what mate?
>>543890877This dumb fucking post is off-topic.
>>543890877No one gives a fuck your "british" country is covered in browns and is doomed
>>543890877you know the economy is bad when wealthy cunts are eating a plate full of rice
>>543896098No u
The class system is absolutely disgusting. But then I look at the US, that has no class. I might just write humanity off
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