>Chris Bledsoe, a North Carolina contractor, claims that a divine feminine entity known as "The Lady" revealed that "new knowledge" would be unveiled to humanity during a specific celestial alignment in 2026.>The prophecy centers on the star Regulus appearing red on the horizon in the gaze of the Great Sphinx of Giza before dawn.This is supposed to happen in 1 hour or so. 5:30 am in egypt time, which is GMT +3.
>>543899424The joke is SNEED’S FEED N SEED (formerly Chuck’s).The gag is that, if you swap out the name, you can turn it into “Chuck’s Fuck n Suck.”What makes it funny is the deliberately crude hidden meaning nestled inside an otherwise innocent sign; like finding a knot in a perfectly straight piece of lumber: the surface polished, but underneath lies a much dirtier grain.That’s the joke they snuck into a major network show in the early/mid-nineties—right there on the storefront, hiding in plain sight; right there!
Seems legit..I'm inwhat kinds of zanny and fun rituals and such can I look forward to under this??
Life is a bitch and she is back in heat!
>>543899424Crosscoper class "it came to me in a dream" fantasy
>>543899424m'lady thank you for the knowledge, in this moment i am euphoric
>>543899424big if true
>>543899424You guys have been saying twelve hours for the last two weeks.
toy story bro
>>543899424alien tits or gtfo
>>543899424So did it happen
>>543899424sounds like a succubus not alium
>>543901766If you don't feel the new knowledge you weren't a chosen star seed. Looks like you're gonna have to die on earth with niggers. So long.
>>543901687i still havent watch any toy story past 2, was 3 really that good
>>543899424Didn't Lady of Fatima already do this?
>>543899424Rolling for numbers to explain anything.
>>543899424>TWO MORE WEEKSHow the fuck is this not off-topic?
>>543901817>>543899424I’m in NC and there is no word on the street here, but I’ll be taking anti-probe countermeasures just in case.
K keep me posted
Holy fuck a feminine alien just flew onto my bed
>>543899424Where dem ayyylmao at. Gonna clap those cheeks.
>>543899424Eh boss. cen i habe alien pusi please?
Are we getting the XL Lizard lady aliens that will deport all women and take men as mates?
>>543901944meet me in G town and ill fuck you up and fuck your bum
>>5439018173 yes. Ignore 4 and 5 forever.
>>543899424Omg they're here! I just talked to them!
https://www.skylinewebcams.com/en/webcam/united-states/florida/fort-myers-beach/fort-myers-beach.htmlMONITORING THE SITUATION THE STREETLAMP BLUETOOTH TRACKERS ARE ONLINE I REPEAT THE LIGHTS WILL DIM WHEN YOU WALK PAST THEM TONIGHT
I have ascended
Possible mother ship inbound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_OCBL3W0Ck
>>543899424so segway 2.0
Satan will always come first. You can bet the farm on that.
>O my father the King, such is your going when you have gone as a god, your travelling is as a celestial being. Your porters hurry, your couriers run, they ascend to the sky and tell Re that you stand in the Conclaves of the horizon upon the void of the sky, and sit on the throne of your father Geb in front of the Conclave upon this throne of iron at which the gods marvel. The Two Enneads come to you bowing, you give orders to the sun-folk as Min who is in his house, as Horus of Djeba, and Seth will not be free from bearing the burden of you.
>>543904794need more ayyy beats
>>543899424>nothing happenedImagine my shock.
>I come to you, for I am your son; I come to you, for I am Horus. I set your staff for you at the head of the spirits and your sceptre at the head of the Imperishable Stars. I have found you knit together, your face is that of a jackal, your hinder-parts are the Celestial Serpent; she freshens your heart in your body in the house of her father Anubis. Be purified and sit at the head of those who are greater than you, sit on your iron throne, on the seat of the Foremost of the Westerners.
A ka dua tuf ur biuBi a chefu dudu ner af an nuteruKha her nest af ur ar uatu an ba an khu an khaAu aper ku khu am aper
>>543899424>ALIENS COMING IN 1 HOURops bedroom
>>543899424>Gay fake nothing burger Christ is King and you retards need to get a grip on reality after this
>>543906800Christ is a alien mnemonic manipulation device to turn humans into loosh containers as part of Cains curse.
Did anything happen? Oh, /pol/ was wrong again.
>O King, be happy and proud, because you belong to him from whose action you will not be far removed. Re summons you in this your name of ‘Him of whom all the spirits are afraid’, and the dread of you is in hearts like the dread of Re when he ascends from the horizon.
>>543906866I just saw a mouse in my kitchen. That must be a sign.
>>543906864>T. Didn't read the book
>>543899606Watch Chris bledsoes Why Files interview. Seriously.Good shit, if true.
>>543907797Able and Cains story is the story of the Elohim practicing ritual cannibalism on humanity. Humanity is akin to Cains offering of vegetables that are rejected. We are not spiritually sophisticated enough. Instead the sacrifice must be like Ables. Based in consumption and the suffering of the burnt offering. We are glorified loosh containers as offerings and must be sacrificed otherwise we do not provide nourishment simply from the earth. Enoch and Ezekiel tried to warn you. You never listened and now the hungry old Gods will present themselves as the jewish Elohim and they will worship them and side with them openly. The book, spirituality and science are all colliding into a very weird place. People will never be ready to accept that they are an agricultural product and their hypertritons are promoted in pursuit of them being agricultural products.
>>543899424Grusch talked about reptilians, tall whites, grays, nordics etc. on Joe Rogan the other day. Even Jake Barber appeared out of nowhere recently talking about motherships sharting out eggs in the sky. What's going on, bros? Is it happening?
>>543908240I want to cuddle that and scratch behind it's ears
>>543908240>Is it happening?Just project blue balls. They are going to keep lying about the nature of what is going on and get into another open cold war. They will use Artemis as a front for some of it, probably show some relics on the moon. Act like we are special but the reality is we let them take people from nature all over the planet to do whatever they want with. A large portion of the people that go missing every year never to be found are them harvesting us for loosh. We will try to act like we are big and scary but we are in the middle of some aliens being like nature preserve guardians and others are like poachers coming in and taking what they want for trophies or pets or for rituals and some for sustenance.
>>543899424>posted 4h agowhere are the aliens
>>543908494Nothing happened...this was fake bullshit!!!!
