the goyim couldn't be anymore happier
full prohibition now
>>543905317it's illegal to sell that here btw
>>543905317This is based>>543905317
It is time for an emergency measure temporary re-introduction of serfdom.
>>543905317>buzzballsdon’t theynadvertise on their bottling that this is a company by women?no wonder their shit’s all retarded.
I'm going to put it in my grandma's IV
>>543905434yeah the founder is a woman, that's the extent of it
>>543905317Omg this is amazing the half time shows will never be the same again does /sp/ know this
poop ballz
>>543905317Only bums drink those
I could go for a smores poptart
>>543905317If you walk past the public housing projects the lawns are littered with these, scooters with no tires and deflated basketballs
>>543905317Ever wonder why there's random puke piles at the gas station parking lot? It's always buzz balls.
>>543905317What the fuck is a "buzz ball"?(Sounds like something to pair with your "purple drank".)
Uh don't look at who owns Sazerac Company, who acquired Buzzballz, a formerly unpopular alcoholic drink in 2024
>>543905317ill stick to whiskey
>>543905317Sounds like something out of idiocracy
Seems kind of sus for a children's pastry company to sell alcohol with their branding. Aren't there laws against this?
>>543907134They're just flavored alcoholic drinks. They're like the modern iteration of wine coolers but for people with barely too much dignity to buy flavored steelies.
>>543907134It's two standard drinks in a cheap little cuck ball that you can buy at convenience stores
>>543905317buzz balls are goated ngl
>garbage degenerate slopchecks out
>>543908746Sippin on a buzz ball rn and you're seething
>>543908825>degenerate faggot gloats of his faggotrychecks out
It's a drink, but smaller
>>543908825>memeflaggot >brain damage is actually based Kys today please, retarded tranny.
>>543905317what is their slogan?>poptards! Now make you tard!
>>543905361In the US or in Puerto Rico?Why?
>>543905317I love late-stage capitalism!
Johnny Somali flavored Oreos just dropped yall
>>543905317I'll slop the fuck out of that
>>543909021niggers
>>543905317Frosted simulacra yum
>>543905317https://youtu.be/hUhisi2FBuw?is=ZHvT_aYdHistGXFf
