What would you do if a broccoli haired zoomer came up to you in real life and threatened to beat you up?
strike first, with the intent to cause permanent harm
>>543914389Well you said 'broccoli haired' so I don't fit into that group, I will punch them square in the face. But they only threaten you when their girlfriends feel 'unsafe'.
>>543914389>>543914518this, the threat becomes credible so you're free to engage
>>543914389I can't imagine something like that would ever happen. But I would probably just giggle and ignore him.
>>543914389Are broccoli haired zoomers still a thing?Arent they all balding boomers by now
>>543914389I would run away and call the police.
>>543914592We're all Norwood 2 now. It isn't 2018 anymore :(
>>543914389that already happened, three fast hits in his face and then he cried because his nose was broken kekprosecution dropped the case ifk why but not gonna complain
>>543914389>be 40It'd be the best day I've had in yearsThe broctop might die, but still, it's been 16 years since I've had a good scrap
I laugh, pat him on his broccoli head, and go about my day.
>>543915047fucked
>>543914389laugh. ive seen zoomers square up before and its hilarious, they do that REREEEeeEe shit and they start talking shit in that high pitched voice cracking tone. shits so funny kek
>>543914389Id probably laugh and asked if he has an army because that's what it would take.If he tries hip toss then rape his bf in front of his broken body
I'd rape his booty
>>543918548I've thought about, especially with these random black twinks that think their tough, just slap them in the ass, would be funny. In these big stupid friend groups the nigs are always worshipped, so just humiliate that brownie infront of the sluts and simps, would be comical.
>>543914389I'd probably molest him right then and there. Like a deacon on a choir boy. For a fat girl on a plate of curly fries.
>>543918548>>543919590Whisper in his ear that his broccoli hair perm and thin, yet soft, body reminds you of your ex-wife while you're doing it.Kill them with cringe.
>>543914389shoot him in the dick
>>543919880And tell him he smells pretty. This guy gets it.
>>543914592the frogbot that posts this retarded thread daily doesnt realize it isnt 2017 anymore and 'broccoli hair' went out of style before the pandemic over 8 years ago
Rape him if hes cute i suppose
>>543914389First I would raise an eyebrow like Spock.Then I would ask why he feels the way he feels.If he made a move to hit me without warning, I would knee him in the groin while simultaneously punching him in the throat.If he started talking, I would knee him in the groin while simultaneously punching him in the throat.If he got in my face, I would knee him in the groin while simultaneously punching him in the throat.If he started to walk away, I would knee him in the groin while simultaneously punching him in the throat....and while he lay therr clutching is bigger than average balls and vomiting while gasping for air, I dance like a wee Irish Leprechaun (even though I'm 6 ft. and a muscular 190 lb.) and laugh my ass off.At least that's what I did to the last retard that got in my face while drunk.
>look over to his overweight latina girlfriend>"i think the little zoomie is tired" i say, "lets put him to bed">she picks him over the shoulder and puts him to bed>i fuck her, feed her, then leavei'm a lover not a fighter
Report him to Twitch/Kick.
