So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?
I won’t make the same mistake as them
>>543921104I'm almost 40 and have a transplant. I'm safe.
>>543921104Go down fighting
>>543921104by not being a US citizen
>>543921104What draft? I've been hearing about a draft for years from you fuckers yet nothing ever happens. While you're at it, can you tell me when Obama is going to take my guns?
By being 45 and a smoker
>>543921104Be old.
>>543921104The draft has already begun, only under a different name. Pic related is about America, but surely the same is ongoing in Europe because Jews want Goyim to die for Ukraine.
I'll produce a pop star to help break down draftee resistance.
>1pbtid>draft shit>f*male in the pic
>>543921104I'm a drug addict. Id just sell my equipment for dope. Then I'd get high and go hug a drone. I don't think the government wants to fund my suicide. Assholes brought me back the last two times and now I can't even buy a gun.
>>543924888The military will help you get off the smack.
>>543921104Im not doing anything because there wont be a draft
/pol/ before the draft:>I’ll shoot the draft officer>I’ll just keep saying the n-word>I’ll shit my pants>I’m just not going>I’ll go hide in the woods>I’m just not going/pol/ after the draft:>SIR, YES SIR!
>>543925436Yes. Incels here talk a big game but bow down quickly. Remmeber the freakout when one of you went to jail?https://youtu.be/Rdc7-kXCZ1Q
>>543921104I turn 49 next month. I think I’ll be safe.
>>543924737This is also what the American War of Independence was trying to stop. Now the us citizens and soldiers are in debt to the BIS, thats why our laws are no longer properly enforced, and why the BIS writes and passes all of our legislation.The entire federal government and zionist pentagon and zionist doj is at war with the US Constitution and the Amercan people so they can keep all the citzens enslaved in as much debt as possible.Scott Bessent was appointed because he is an idiot blue blood that hates america. His own handlers will have him removed from power once he no longer has any value.General Scott Bessent chooses war because it helps his stocks, and it increase the debt and reduces the purchasing/voting power of the American people.If Bibi gives a legilsator 1 million USD, he buys a vote. If the people ask their legislator for a vote, he doesnt hear them because we the people dont have enough people to buy out votes for our favor.Scott Besents Treason is going to lead to his arms and legs being broken, and all the people will see what is being hidden from us. Scott Bessent is chosing death for all Americans, so the BIS and Project Palestine can take over what is left of America.
>>543925436At least the troons have go too
>>543921104I was already a zogbot.
>>543925762People think we’ll go from what we have now (fully voluntary with a limited skirmish in Iran) to full-on Ukrainian-style busification. There will be a peacetime draft first.
>>543926271Medical deferment for being insane and having HIV
>>543926540>full-on Ukrainian-style busification.Incremental suppression will help.
>>543921104State wrestling champion and made it to states in the sprint. I workout every other day to keep my strength and speed so I can look sexy for all the girls who will never give me a chance anyway and exercise keeps the depression down.I play rec soccer for fun.The Orcish taskmasters will find an iron grip that can crush their neck within my hands, a high jump that most hounds cannot match, and a swiftness which no adult male can match unless they’re an active athlete.30 years oldWorst case scenario the Orcish goons and I magdump each other and nobody wins.
>>543921104By not being a U.S. citizen & not living in the U.S..
>>543921104I'm pushing 40, anon. The army doesn't want me when they have a fresh batch of nubile 18-year old sissies ready to cash in a PTSD check because they had to fire live ammunition.
>>543924933Checked and this. US military doesnt want obese gaymer cowards.
>>543921104Just dodge it even if it's blatant disobedience. Better alive than dead, it's only a 5 year sentence and by then chances are whatever war is over. Just make the cucks shelter, protect, and feed me for 5 years by not complying.
Dodge?
>>543926653You haven't seen that video have you?https://youtu.be/IMgWnCMAigw?
>>543921104Mexico, Adios Amigos.
>>543927258kekGot a laugh out of me.
>>543925436And I still do, Just because I'm going to Mexico doesn't mean I didn't leave a nice surprise by the door, should the little peons from the draft broad come knocking.
>>543921104holding multiple passports
>>543921104I won't. I'd actually love to go BTFO some third-worlder mudslimes!
>>543921104Cut your foot off, and they won't touch you with an 11 foot pole.Sure you're missing a foot, but now you can get a cool peg leg and role play as a pirate.
>>543921104I would unironically be surprised if they trust me with an assault weapon around the IDF. Not that I would do anything of course, I'm a man of peace.
>>543927657It's quite good. A very, very rare foid W
>>543927872>Are you winning yet, son?
>>543921104I'm too old and I already killed dozens of your brown cousins
>>543921104I'm a transsexual
>>543921104I'm 53, with heart failure and a brain tumor. I would die on the first obstacle course in basic. Go me!~!!
>>543921104The government can barely fund its own debt and current military equipment needs, how can it even support a draft?
>how are draft officers going to dodge the bullets
>>543921104I'm going to debate my draft officer and address all of his librul talking points.
>>543921104Coast guard would be a good choice
>>543924932Why would I do that? If you're suggesting they could kill me for refusal that's cool. I'm waiting to die. But they'll have to come to me. I'm not going anywhere. Who wants to live being told what to do and when to die anyway? This isn't the bronze age anymore. You people need to grow up and get over yourselves. It's cringe you still do this shit.
>>543927258>>543927657>>543928024>people unironically post here that find that cringe slop unironically funny Dead board. (You) killed it
>>543929982You are obviously a tranny
>>543929429>You people need to grow up and get over yourselves.What irony
>>543923391That doesn't mean shit buddy. When all the zoomers get drone struck, they'll be sending your fat ass
