Such as boxing, taekwondo, judo, kickboxing?How would you cope with this situation?
Weird fap fantasy there, jeet boy.
>>543922279I guess I’d just try not to get my ass beat?In fact, after my mom cheated on my dad, she got with this bullshido instructor who taught her all kinds of dumb shit. Then she used that to beat me better.
>>543922279One may easily disable his mother in combat by pinching her nipples vigorously.>omg dude she's literally your motherAll is hallowed in the pursuit of victory.
>>543922279I would have you thrown off of a building for insinuating that my mom is your type If my dad didn’t do it first
>>543922279Im not even going to entertain such hypothetical spam shit. Women are a joke the second they get hit once.
>>543922371To be fair, most people are like this
someone post that webm of the fat guy beating the shit out of 2 foid kickboxers at the same time
>>543922336americans are such weirdos. i just came into my moms house and did her dishes because they were pilling up while she was at work>but my mom was a bitchall women are bitches. love you mothers, you fucking sad freaks
>>543922279What if I told you i lived this fantasy age 11-14.Then by age 15 I realized i could just rape women Getting assaulted is a super overrated fantasy. But for some reason women love it.
>>543922479You are so dumb for thinking women cheating only happens here lmao
>>543922479>bitchNot the same thing as intentionally beating a prepubescent child because you’re frustrated that your cheating grift didn’t work out.
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>as a kid, mum used to bowl me out in Christmas day cricket
>>543922336>>543922360>>543922327>>543922368Some women have been pro-kickboxers during their youth. They still retain old-woman strength, just like Mike Tyson retains "old man strength".
>>543922687>used to bowl me out in Christmas day cricketSo is that molestation or what? I do not understand this sequence of words because dumb burger
>>543922279I have missed these :)
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>>543922866Some fuckin’ people, man.
>>543922771might as well have been
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>>543922279Idk having a fat older sister that would tackle me and sit on my ribs was bad enough
I'm just impressed by the storycrafting at play here
My mother was a boxer and just a really violent person, but she couldn't beat me up anymore once I was about 12 or so. I didn't even have to fight back. Women are so weak it's unreal.Your gay fantasy isnt possible, nigger.
>>543922279why do you keep posting this lmao? What is your weird fetish with martial arts women?
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