If you ever go to Monkeyzil, never, ever get in a situation where they are responsible for your safety. They are gonna intentionally kill you or kill you by incompetence.
>>543933101>lets go to a third world brown county with zero safety standards and do risky stuffdarwin award
Macaco bros our response?
It's the white man's fault, anyway. Always has been, always will be.
It's the white man's fault anyway.
>>543933101I don't believe you. This doesn't look like Brazil for many reasons.Source?
>>543934240and those reasons are?
>>543934345The appearance of the stones used for the bridge, rock formation to the side and the color of the water.I can't think of a single place in Brazil that fits all of those. I could be wrong. Maybe some random tourist place in Goiás or Minas Gerais, but I'm guessing it's in some other country.
>>543934496I agree with you, though I have no basis for this feeling
>>543934496Santo Hilário bridge in Pimenta, Minas Gerais.
>>543933101looooool
>>543933633Indian smelled
>>543933273I had a cousin do that, I think people recorded it and posted it online, she did the same thing.We tried to get her to bungie jump in the states but she said no, to scared, went to south america, met a negro, he got her to jump. Died, same shit sorta.Turned out, they got married while she was down there so he was entitled to her belongings.
>>543934820>>543934790>Santo Hilário bridge in Pimenta, Minas Gerais.I stand corrected
https://www.instagram.com/leticiadisher_/https://www.instagram.com/marry_jane.eua/
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>>543935550He's looking completely around them.
>>543935379>>543934496What is wrong with you? Why did you think you knew what every bridge in brazil looks like?
>>543935504>>543935550
>>543934950This is why women were kept on such a short leash back in the old days. Our ancestors already figured this shit out.
>>543933101What exactly killed him? The snapping at the end?
>>543935694He's an arrogant monkey. Their thinking goes like this "this is my country i know every inch of it down to the brick whether i actually do or not" it's that simple, in their minds.
>>543935734You didn't see his head smack into that concrete pylon? Instantly knocked out. Can't really pull your head out of the water if you're unconscious. You can't trust those retarded subhumans to rescue you either. The people who agree to do this are dumber than the shitskins they paid to do it to them.
aaaaahh fuck manwho the fuck does this retarded shit???if anyone I knew tried doing this I'd start sperging so fucking hard the entire province will know of my disapproval
>>543935734I'm not sure but it looks like he hit his head on the rock. Very sad because he wasn't that high up so if he just fell he would've survived.
>>543935830Why didn't he just dodge it?
>>543933101All will be fine once Lula's gone, trust me desu
>>543935854Same. I'd be the buzzkill who saves their retarded fucking life.
>>543935887You try "dodging" something when you're swinging by a rope 20 feet long.
>>543935694>What is wrong with you? Why did you think you knew what every bridge in brazil looks like?Because... I know my country? I even got the state right from my guess. It's just not a common building style over here.>>543935773How is your wife's boyfriend doing?
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>>543935924I would have dodged it
>>543933101This is old.
>>543935952
>>543933101lmao, he thought he was safe at first, and then relaxed.
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>>543936106
>>543933101Nerve gas
>>543935790Dang this Brazilian girl is cute
>>543936136
>>543934496Been to all of Brazil have you? Every square mile? Do you have a peer reviewed source on all bridges? Licked every type of stone out there? Given TripAdvisor ratings on the best soup de macao?
>>543934950damn,that's sucks but also she 100% deserved it and hopefully suffered in her last regretful moments.>be nigger>white women fly across the world to suck your dick and marry you>they kill themselves>keep all the lootniggers are laughing at white,how did our mighty masters fall so low?
>>543936193
Did he dead?
>>543936193https://www.instagram.com/leticiadisher_/https://www.instagram.com/marry_jane.eua/
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>>543935504>>543935550>>543935720>>543935790>>543935952>>543935997>>543936030Etc etcYou know this is satire, right?
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>>543933101i did a bungee jump in beaner land, they let me do it pissed out of my head and with my wallet in my pocket. my wallet came out at the bottom of the drop smacked me in the face, broke my nose and then some beaner kid grabbed my wallet and fucked of down the beach while i was hanging upside down with all blood in my eyes. good times.
>>543935948>How is your wife's boyfriend doing?>Obsessed with cuck porn>Brazilian
>>543936401lo siento no refundo por favor
>>543936408Cuck porn is the least degenerate thing that guy is watching
>>543936382Why do you have this weird ass shit saved anon?Wtf is it even?
>>543933101You need a pretty low IQ to not see the problem with that rope placement.
>>543934950the black nigga killed your cousin to get her belongings, 100%
>>543936198>Been to all of Brazil have you?23 out of 27 states, yeah>Every square mile? We don't use miles here, actually>Do you have a peer reviewed source on all bridges?Yes, I'm actually a bridge builder based in São Paulo, how did you know?>Licked every type of stone out there?I haven't licked basalt yet>Given TripAdvisor ratings on the best soup de macao?I don't use TripAdvisor, sorry>>543936408>tf>tpI'm so sorry, I just assumed you both would be part of that subculture, you know, being anglos and all that
>>543936355>>543936284Jesus christ dat ass.
>>543936284So what's the story with this? Is this some jungle village that has two hot girls and a bunch of mutants?
>>543936890david lynch faked his death and moved to brazil
>>543936324Zamn that >>543933101 guy got trolled real hard
>>543935948>gets insulted>immediately starts thinking about cuckoldryShe hurt you real bad, didn't she anon? It's okay, we're here to laugh at you.
>>543936401Your wallet broke your nose? That's a flex.
>>543935952Their calves must be fuckin' tight af which would affect a whole bunch of other stuff in the body.
>>543937593>That's a flex.people carried coins back in the day. there was about $500 in it though. it was the coins that did the damage.
>>543934950jesus christ you people are a meme. please be larping
>>543936284God made'er for snoo snoo
>>543936064the chick in the red dress is 17 ain't she
>>543935726>women were kept on such a short leashyou too would've been kept on a short leash dumbass
>>543933301Most of us wont put ourselves in situations like the vid, its a retart filter desu.
Just monkey things
>>543935989Same, id be spamming X so fast the QTE wouldn't even register
>>543933101>another oneF
>>543935948Based hue, they hated him because he spoke the truth, also good guess.
>>543933101Beautiful! Total Favelado Death!
>>543933101did he died? that looks potentially survivable if they got him up quickly
>>543934496do you only have one color of water in brazil and sedimentation of rivers never happens there? why is mental retardation so rampant on this clown faggot website
>>543933101I just rewatched the cable guy, and he says>please promise me you'll never go bungee jumping in Brazil
>>543937681no offense, but>>543937593it'd be even more impressive if his nose broke his wallet
>>543933101MAID for the adventurous. go out with a bang they said.
>>543938611>using benis punchline instead of jewbashingdamn, i need to practice my casual racism more
this shit happened 3 years agohttps://g1.globo.com/mg/centro-oeste/noticia/2023/11/06/policial-aposentado-salta-de-ponte-em-pendulo-e-fica-ferido-ao-bater-em-pilastra-veja-video.ghtmlwhy are they spamming this?
>>543936647This, both the white retard and browns. Its clearly a death trap.
>>543938937Because its funny to make fun of you and your cousins being low iq retards. It could be 10 years old its still just as humorous you think you are people. Look at you all, just copying what White people do with no knowledge of how physics work.
>>543936646He's one of them monkeys and those are his family photos.
>>543934496Exact rock formation in the background off this bridge. Further downstream is the exact same water Rocks-17.712729, -48.496713Water colour-18.417670, -49.194539
>>543933587What are you talking about? That modern Brazilians even exist?
>>543939095you will never be white
>>543936324satire from what account
>>543939405You certainly wont be you shitskin. btw my family was on the mayflower you stupid brown. Suck my White settler cock.
>>543935379No police for the bridge? We’d lock you up here for standing around on such a structure.
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>>543933101You don't have to tell me. Not a retarded gringo.
>>543939602Shut the fuck up my family is literally part of the making of this country. I have 0 to prove to anyone.
>>543935379I respect a Brazilian that can admit his faults. Caiparinas on me
>>543935504>Kill. Marry. Fuck
Brazilian chicks are not hot and have weird pussies
>>543934496Every hand, arm, and head I see in that video is white. Zero random muttoids or mulattoes. Can't possibly be Brazil.
>>543936284Brazil AKA Fuck the country
>>543936324>>543936646>>543936890>>543936931That is just normal brazilian life.
>>543935504repetitive
Brazil looks like a very strange place
>>543933101>If you ever go to Monkeyzilas a principle, I wouldn't go to the turd worldnot before it's sanitized by carpet nuking
>>543933101I feel like that would’ve been easily survivable
>>543940858Hitting the side of his head at high speed. Maybe. Depends on the injury but it looks bad. Not your normal riding fall.
>>54393616710/10 in Muttrica
>>543935790culo
>>543941313it's more plastic than ass, lol
Can Brazil save the World from India?
>>543941365possiblehuezarus are already saving pajeetia from pajeets
>>543933101pretty fucking grim considering this is likely a family member filming this guy's shit death and just watching his body with a smashed skull dangle and thats all they can do
>>543936890In this god forsaken country anything is possible. 90% chance those are the bastard daughters of some rich farmer and some town whores, who became whore themselves though.
>>543935504Brazilian women are obsessed with going to the gym and having plastic surgery, it’s insane. Competition is crazy for Chad’s pink dick.
>>543934240it's brazil alright
>>543940260Sure thing, nigger.
Yeah yeah yeah cool but could we go back posting bunda? At least this dogshit thread would be better
>>543933101you are right mate, they are a little bit sloopy, just like mexicans. but instead in argentina you will be raped and killed just for fun, here it reings moloch mate
>>543933101Brazilians are subhuman shitskinsKill all Brazilians
>>543936647they are braziliansnuff said snow nigger
>>543934950honestly based negro, i can respect the hustle. past a point you cant have sympathy for these retarded whites. Its just natural selection eventually
>>543939204Kek
>>543940108We’re Whiter than you now, Mr. MartÃnez. Fuck off.
>>543933101Is he ok?
>>543933101There's a reason many people here call Brazil "Belindia." We are a mix of Belgium and India
