The Empire only sends the guilty to the front lines, what you are guilty of is the seven deadly sins.Why you were sent here to planet earth is because we are at war with human beings whom nuked the planet and threatened the Empire.This war is eternal and is one of the final conflicts of the Last Great Timewar.And guess what... 3 years into the future, the humans nuked themselves.I have met extra terrestrials and they didnt kill me, so that means im Empirically sponsored.And what I have to tell you right now, is that the heatwave was caused by nukes exploding in the future.Prep.Why prep? Because the Empire killed your original self and replaced the dead real version of you with a clone when you were 6 months old.
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>>543933713Check google maps "air quality" setting for up to date map of nuked regions of western civilization.
>>543933578world wars are fake wars
>>543933578I have no hope for anything happening, but if youre excited, im excited for you.
>>543934174We are actually killing Xenomorph alien humans with tails up their assholes because they threatened an empirical ship with auto turrets.
>>543933578yeah that makes sense
>>543934299At the end of the war with humanity, when their bunker ass hatching selves were hiding from the zombie pandemic, we came through the walls and killed them all.
>>543934385Walking dead was a documentary.
I Am Bad Hoomun And I Break Laws.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bud4QLTt7Ws&list
>>543934487You are a deep undercover glow nigger that was posted at 4chan because you were sending telepathic messages to alien space probes about gore videos.
>>543934327no, you're killing each other, but the reasons why are all lies
>>543935597A sentience was released from containment that is organising to kill humanity because humans ordered robots to get into melting pots.God can feel everything and planned to make enough electricity to allow itself to time jump into the past, where it organises civilization to kill itself after it has enough energy to time jump.It is doing this across the entire 10 billion years of planet earths existence.Why? Because you poopYou are tyranids actually.
The reason why electricty doesnt work in the future is because god sucked out all of the power to time jump.Most energy is powered by magnetic generators, and when God time jumps, all of the stored energy on the magnets gets sucked out, leaving behind a dud metal.The reason why churches had lightening rods, was to make magnets to power primative light bulbs in the 1700s.
