Why not just become Mormon?
Used to be a good religion until they whore'd their home state out to minorities & sacrificed other rules in the name of making more money.
>>543940076I don't speak Samoan
>>543940076Why do retards need to join some semitic cult to get shit done?
>>543940076I have a borderline micropenis that's why.
>>543940076If your bride isn't wearing heels, you're not married to a woman.
>>543940076>Why not just become Mormon?not wanting to become cattle for the left hand path warlocks that run it
>>543940076I don't believe in desert shitskin nonsense.
Mormon girls won’t even look at you unless you’re a returned missionary
>>543940076>giving up 15% of your take home pay to the churchlmao
>>543940076Because it's not true. Christianity is the only true religion.
>>543940076Because I'm not white, anon. Would not mind bringing family shame to one of those blonde-haired, blue-eyes goddesses though. 10/10 would nut down her throat until her breath tastes like curry.
>>543940076I do home health for a Mormon family that has a child in a vegetative state. They're complete loonies. Nuts as they make. Mormons are fruit loops.
SLC here. Mormons are dickless retards who believe in a false prophet and are absolutely Hellbound. Not only that, they're doormats; this place is now just Mexico, Venezuela, Colombia, and Guatemala all wrapped up in one diseased brown package. Not only THAT, but the LDS "church" is worth $350 billion and makes its money from defense contractors and vaxx manufacturers (they made a fortune off COVID). Also LDS women are actually just whores. Thank you for your attention to this matter!
>>543940076Why not become a Scientologist? It's all bullshit anyway.
>>543941468>SLC>Mormonkek SLC is full of exmos that hate mormonism..
>>543941550Yeah, full of exmos, even though Mormons are fucking everywhere and there's a goddamn temple on every block. Sybau, I fucking live here, fag. Noticed how you glossed smooth the fuck over everything else I had to say because you can't call me a liar. Thank you your attention to this matter!
>>543941783"Salt Lake County is now minority Mormon" - SLC Tribune, 2018. I grew up in Sandy, you are full of shit lol. SLC is literally the most liberal city in the state and is a leftist stronhold...
>>543940076you become a second class citizen in their little cult. i think your kids are too, but their kids are full fledged
slc full of performative libtards who use fucking in every fucking sentences because its the only way they can think of to express their fucking performative outrage
>>543942868that's fucking crazy man. fuck.
>>543942766No one on this board is having kids, and frankly that's a good thing
I don't know why this feels so refreshing to look at. Modern society hates this for some reason. Demonizing traditions. Get me the fuck off this planet.
