https://www.fire.org/news/ohio-man-jailed-texting-shreks-penis-state-senator-your-questions-about-shrexting-answered
>>543942081the fuck is Shrek's dick?
>>543942743came to ask this
>>543942081>Shrek's dickMay I see it?
Its ogre.......
>>543942081>I was only 9 years old.>I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies.>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I’ve been given. “Shrek is love” I say, “Shrek is life.">My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. >I knew he was just jealous of my devotion to Shrek.>I called him a cunt.>He hits me and sends me to sleep.>I'm crying now and my face hurts.>I lay in bed, really cold. I feel something warm...>It's Shrek! I was so happy.>He whispers in my ear "This is my swamp.">He grabs me with his ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. >I'm ready.>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek.>He penetrates my butthole.>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. >I can feel my butt tearing and eyes watering.>I want to please Shrek.>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love.>My dad walks in.>Shrek looks him straight in the eye and says,"It's all ogre now.">Shrek leaves through my window.>Shrek is love. >Shrek is life.
>>543942896kek
>>5439420811st Amendment. He will get out and win 1 million in a civil suit.
>>543942743>>543942828
>>543942985i demand the uncencored version
>>543942081But animated pornography is protected speech
>>543942081More proof you can be jailed for non-crimes. Courts, lawyers, and police are all Jewish terrorists who follow no law
>>543942081Just another example of the elite being different from the goy cattle.
>>543942985why is it censored?
>>543942081Can we see the penis for context
>>543942985It could be a mushroom or a pepper mill
>>543942899The ancient texts prove themselves eternal once again
>>543942985>quit like a dogwhat?
>>543942899I cry everytim So sweet
>His dick big and green, am I fucking on Shrek?
>>543943142Janny
Ok time to log off the computer for the day, that's enough.
>>543942985Pretty funny
>>543942985Sounds like nonsense. This guy isn't even a good troll.
>>543943225thirdiespeek, to them a dog is apparently the worst insult you can throw because mayomonkey never caught on.
>>543942081I'm pretty sure this would count as sexual harassment right? Like you can't just send unwanted dick pics to people even if they're ai generated.
>>543942985Fiora is too happy for Shrek to not be packing a womb destroyer
>>543943115In this kike country, you can beat the rap but you can't beat the ride. The process is the punishment. The only way to fix it is to reset to zero.
>>543942081what the fuck is going on
>>543943577>what the fuck is going onPeak Jew World Orderare you not entertained??
>>543943577I believe this what the youngbloods refer to as "The Shrekoning"
Time to leave the USA.
>>543942985manwhat an inconveniencebetter send him to jail
>>543943577You wanted meme wars, you got meme wars
>>543942081hey this senator is a republicanwhat happened to freedom of speech
>>543944482It’s been dead. Country’s dead. Sold it to Israel.
>>543944052it could be a little less gay is all I'm saying.
>>543943115Oy vey nobody listen to this goy! He’s heckin schizo!
>>543942081shrexsational
>>543942985kekmogged
>>543943037>>543943142
>>543943115>anon has shrektile dysfunction
>>543945422theres my boy
>>543943428>I'm pretty sure this would count as sexual harassment*Shrekstual harassment
>>543945422kek
dictorate
>>543942899some people actually experienced this
>>543942081>get locked in a cage with niggers for sending a silly meme of an animated ogres ppNice freeze peach you got there goy cattle
>>543942985whats the illegal thing in this? i cant find a law this violates
>>543943428How is it sexual harassment? No physical contact so it can't be sexual.No circumvention of blocking mechanisms so it can't be harassment.
>>543942081Imagine the boomer judge who had to oversee that case.
What about farquad’s dick
>>543942743When you see it, you'll know
>>543942985Lmao, Shrekked is love, Shrek is Life posting at politicians.
>>543947809cum all ye faithful
what was the charge? genuinely curious
>land of the free
>>543945422Thank you for your service
trumps america
>>543947931>what was the chargeEnjoying a succulent shrek’s cock?
>>543945517kek
>>543947760All judges are boomer pedophiles. JEFFERY EPSTEIN FAN CLUB
My sides. Imagine seeing people magazine of all places show this image.
The reason he was arrested is due to a specific law in Ohio related to any Dreamworks IP because of a theme park in Cleveland. Look it up. Google “Shrek Rule 34” to learn about the statute.
>>543947931>telecommunications harassmentAka Jewish bullshit and a violation of the 1st amendment. Charge the prosecutor and judge with treason.
>>543942081>misdeamenor that will probably get thrown out for 1A reasons
>>543947931>a judge signed an arrest warrant that he intended to "harass, intimidate, or abuse" a personFucking unconstitutional bullshit. That judge needs treason charges and a public hanging when convicted. Who knew the 1st amendment gets suspended when you say mean things? Boomer kikes>>543948219>thrown outIts going to trial in a rigged court you retard. There is no law in america.
This dude was not a moron
>>543948219>muh fairy book valueslol freedom is just a myth
>>543948219Meanwhile he gets to spend a few days in jail, get fired from his job, pay thousands of dollars in court fees, face humiliation after humiliation. Oh, but the case will be “thrown out.” Why? Public defender is going to fight hard for him! Lulz. Normaltons are so naive, faggoty, and stupid. The case won’t be thrown out, stupid faggot. He will be convicted in kangaroo court and forced to pay some arbitrary fine. In the future, he can pay the courts a few thousand more to have his record expunged. That’s a few years down the line, however. Right now, he’s fucked, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
>>543948299I don’t even understand how texting a senator, a public figure, is “harassment” it’s not like the senator blocked him and he kept robo-spamming him, he sent 1 text. The fact he was arrested at all is pure clown world because some old boomer fuck senator got his feelings hurt and felt vindictive enough that he demanded the police arrest this guy
>>543942081He did nothing wrong.
>>543947737Oh so I can just follow my 18 year old workers around talking about how I want to fuck them as long as I don't touch them? Thanks anon. I always thought that was sexual harassment. HR doesn't know about this one simple trick.
>>543948708I'm pretty sure as millenials age and take the reigns of power, you are going to start seeing the relatives of judges and clerks go missing. They are literally Jewish terrorist slavers.
>>543949046>Oh so I can just follow my 18 year old workers around talking about how I want to fuck them as long as I don't touch them?On public property? Yes. Eat shit retard.
>>543942081The file size was too big and broke his computer.
>>543948714Anyone else receives this same level of trolling, or 1000 times worse, the politics are guaranteed to do JACK SHIT.A nigger blasts jungle beats or a spic reggaeton at 3:00 AM outside your bedroom window. You call the police. Dispatcher is a stupid, miserable fat cunt, “This line is for emergencies only.” It isn’t. This is the only line. She hangs up. You call again because the fucking music is piercing your eardrums, through your earplugs. “Sir, if you call again, you will be arrested.” Outside, you hear the niggers getting rowdy. “Ayo ayo mufuggin bix nood fun fo nigga BLAP BLOP.” The spic’s souped-up 1990s stolen BMW backfires as its new speaker system vibrates the entire neighborhood.Say you manage to get the police to come check out the noise. There is never a single arrest. The officer dispatched calls you, “I can’t find the noise. You can go tell them to turn their music down yourself.”Imagine a more analogous scenario. Your dog disappeared four months ago. Someone is sending you pictures of his dead body lying in a ditch and spamming cry laughing emojis. Police, “We don’t have the resources to investigate every possible instance of animal abuse. Call your local animal control and report this incident.”You get attacked by some violent deranged boomer drunk at a bar. The responding officer has an IQ of 70, arrived at the scene, doesn’t like that you aren’t being nice to him after he begins verbally accosting you. His suspicion falls solely on you. The boomer walks away while the officer begins escalating the situation with you. You have 5 seconds after the officer says, “Put your hands behind your back” before he punches you in the face, throws you to the ground, and begins tasing your unconscious body. You can not contest your guilt in court. Your guilt was decided by the retard who was dispatched to the scene of the crime committed against you.This is the justice system. It protects criminals from men.
>>543949283You are a poet. This is America. All judges, police, and lawyers need insurrection and treason charges. They swore an oath.
>>543948714>I don’t even understand how texting a senator, a public figure, is “harassment”SHREKCOCK
>>543949194You go ahead and try that, bud.
>bwhaaaah!>shrek penis!>ZOGBOT 212-89-7821 ARREST GOY CATTLE 241-38-8202 RIGHT NOW
>>543949919>you think you have civil rights? Try exercising them and see how quickly you get illegally arrested!Jews belong in camps
>>543943577Anons are upset that harassment is a crime.
No shortage of good news for jail workers.
>>543942985He's a moron for sure
>>543942081Someone translate this from tranny to English for me
>>543942985how tf is this jail able kek
>>543945422>>543950119
>>543950042>politicians cannot see or hear anything that offends them, otherwise you are guilty of harassment. in fact the entire world must bend itself over backwards not to offend their delicate sensibilitiesCongrats to this guy for the taxpayer funded lottery payday
>>543949959People have the right to not have somebody follow them around lusting after them like an animal. This includes males. Women always get away with it.
>>543942081
>>543942743>the fuck is Shrek's dick?sorry, but you're NGMI, anon. So...Its all orge now.
Is it ogre?>onion-ade breaks through window and lands on the floor>room quickly fills with a thick cloud of mustard gas>explodes >onions everywhere
>>543948219>>misdeamenor that will probably get thrown out for 1A reasonsBrownoids can't understand this but the bill of rights only applies to the fed not states desu
>>543951174The constitution applies to all government and corporations, Jew.
>>543942081LOLSo many will need to be killed
>>543943115The law is just based on Jewish feelings at this point
>>543950471Doesn't apply to public kike. Go inside if you dont' like it
>>543952460YES. All the decorum, making people too busy to attend court as auditors, making it cost money and time to get records WE ARE ENTITLED TO, meanwhile recording is ILLEGAL? WHY?! Slanderous media working hand in hand with the corrupt pedophile Freemason police and judges. Only allowing red vs blue slaves on juries, no non-voters. The whole system is designed for psychopathic pedophiles to manipulate stupid "best intentions" people into rigging cases.That is why jury nullification exists. A judge cannot instruct you on the law, or tell you how to decide. He represents the jury, not a pedophile kike blackmail cult. Please save and share the image. People dont know how bad things are. They still "trust the system."
>>543942985How the fuck can they jail someone for sending a fucking cartoon dick?
>>543942081Whats his phone number?
>>543942081This is an outrage!Our rights and free speech are being degraded day after day!If we can't send a dick pic of Shrek then what is even the current state of our democracy!?
>>543942985what an incredibly based retard
>>543951174Wrong. Federal law supersedes state law. Supremacy clause.
>>543942985LMAO
>>543942081Jesus Christ the last 5 years, what the fuck is happening to America?
>>543942899>tfw this was the first greentext I ever saw on fukung.net
