>I've stopped 8 wars!List them
>>543946016Uh...well, there's...you know...
>>543946016TEXT 874 EGGDEEK FOR YOUR FREE TRUMP KNIFE
>>5439460161. India and Pakistan.2. Israel and Hamas.3. Israel and Iran.4. Armenia and Azerbaijan.5. Serbia and Kosovo.6. Thailand and Cambodia.7. Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of Congo (DRC).8. Egypt and Ethiopia
he did actually stop the war between armenia and azerbaijan so he's not completely useless
>>543946016this is what should play while he is dancing like that.https://youtu.be/rGflu3TbREo?si=fecLWv5fMxq5aYmI
>>543946016Blefoslavia and the Repuplic of Icklykistan
he ended the war between the nazis and the commies now they both hate him
>>543947070Wow I had no idea he stopped all those wars. What a great president we have
>>543947070Did he stop any real wars?
>>543946016He's working on it, he still has time
>>543947158He really did, I mean anyone with the job would is just saying don't what are they gonna do they are intelligence puppets who are US agency puppets the minimal agency they had was raped by ai
>>543946016He stopped like 100 wars against Iran alone this year. We're in yet another war with Iran now but I'm sure he'll stop this one too.
Name ten wars.
>>543947070Israel & Hamas (Gaza) Ongoing. While Trump brokered a framework and a temporary truce, his "Gaza Plan" has not permanently disarmed Hamas or stopped Israeli military strikes.Israel & Iran Unresolved. Although the administration brokered a highly publicized ceasefire, military strikes and direct conflict erupted again, with major U.S. deployment and containment efforts continuing.Russia & Ukraine Ongoing. Trump has claimed resolving the war in Ukraine would be "the ninth" conflict on his list, but it remains active.DR Congo & Rwanda Ongoing. Despite claims of brokered talks, fresh fighting has routinely broken out between Congolese forces and Rwanda-backed rebels.Thailand & Cambodia Ongoing. While tensions flare and cool over border disputes, actual armed clashes erupted again following Trump's peace claims.Serbia & Kosovo Mischaracterized. This long-standing political and territorial dispute was never an active, raging war during Trump's presidency.Egypt & Ethiopia Mischaracterized. This is a diplomatic dispute over the Grand Ethiopian Renaissance Dam, not an active armed war.India & Pakistan Diplomatic Ceasefire. Trump administration officials mediated to lower border skirmishes and prevent escalation, but the core territorial conflict remains entirely unresolved.Armenia & Azerbaijan Fragile Truce. Border tensions and small-scale skirmishes periodically continue despite international mediation efforts.
>>543947070And rather than figuring out a way for us to benefit from these wars, he chose to... end them? For what?
>>543946016he ended the iran war like 15 times on its own, duh
>>543947303American Civil WarWar of 1812World War 1 & 2French RevolutionAll 3 crusadesUkraineIsrael>and then 9/11 happened+7
>>543947309muh mcdonalds runs on dead arabs
>https://youtu.be/E23-NesjpJM>lol
>>543946016He's won the first 8 wars of the Hormuz Strait. If the GOP wins midterms, he'll be able to win a 9th and finally open the strait.
>>543946016Hey shuddup you dumocrap tranny globalist!
>>543946016>>I've stopped 8 wars!>List themI've stopped 8 murders>Name the victims!When you're this retarded Trump seems like the intelligent choice
>>543946016I don't care if the government bombs sandniggers.
>>543948725Until they bomb their own, then you wanna save them because killing them is our fuckin job
>>543947070Half of these is just the us having someone in the negotiation room>israel and anybodyLol lmao even
the war on releasing the Epstein files for one
Avoided king of spain starting a war against catalans voting to declare independence. He told the king to use the force of arguments and not the argument of force. I remember well.This, along with merkel calling the prime minister telling him that europe could not accept police brutality (which was stopped after this) implying spain would be kicked out of the european union, was what deterred a catastrophe for catalans.Then, europe gave spain lots of euronext funds to appease catalan-dependant spain some safety.
I heard he negotiated a deal with Israel so Americans no longer need to send their foreskins in tribute to the chosen people. Circumscsion will be ending for Americans.
>>543951303Give caesar what's caesar's.