Back home it would be $12,000. Why is that
>>543949937It's free in Canada lol
>>543950151Nothing is free cuckboy
>>543949937Why didn't you go to Mexico City instead? It's closer, we have better doctors, and it costs basically the same.
Probably because you're trans
>>543950255we know how to operate on wytebois's ass, not you dumb spic
>Back home it would be $12,000Need more tax money to fly in nigger degrees from the turd world
free in Australia lol
>>543950306IT AINT COCA COLA ITS RICE
Because you voted for it.
scalpel? brutal surgery, i recall my doctor saying it's one of the most painful surgeries there is. personally i wouldn't trust those asians with such a sensitive part of your body. kinda wish there was an actual modern surgery for it instead of just butchering you with a scalpel or some meme "ablation". my hems never go away, always swollenl ike balloons when i take a dump but the surgery is too painful.
>>543949937I can cut your assberries off for 500 USD.
>>543949937>brain surgery was $480k>paid $500 outpatient feeinsurance skill issue
>>543950422we have lazers and shieet
>>543949937isn't there cream for the 'roids? how bad is it that you need surgery?
>>543950306>spic): i'm tired of this, ban me please jannies, i'm 17!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>543950427hemorrhoids are veins, you are basically cutting veins, imagine how painful that is. especially if they're internal ones and inside your anal canal, actually the ones on the outside are said to be even more painful. the pain, the nerve endings, the effect on your pelvic floor and all the leakage and other shit post surgery for weeks if not months is just too brutal. 2026 and there's no real cure for hems, insane.
>>543950522yeah we know you didn't have a chink woman feed you for 17 years dumb spic, you're too ugly
>>543949937Go to emergency room and dont pay, its free. Or if you want to pay pay 1 dollar a month. Think ofmit like a life time subscription 1 dollar a month for endless hospital visits
>>543949937Admit it, you got fucked by a tranny in Vietnam which caused your hemorrhoid issue and you need to take a surgery so now you're making shit up and posting half of the story here to feel better about yourself. We won't judge you anon.
>>543950499cream doesn't cure roids, it just temporarily deflates them if it even works and numbs the area for most. for some reason our body doesn't naturally heal hemorrhoids because they are simply distended veins and so our body doesn't think it needs to heal them or maybe it simply cannot put the vein back into place. a flaw in human anatomy desu>>543950489still hurts like a bitch
>call 911>get a free ambulance ride to the er>get rid of my hemorrhoids>don't pay>they keep lowering the asking amount>keep not payingThey have 7 years to harass that money out of you. If you simply ignore them it's literally free.
>>543950572I’m not 17, but I’m exhausted; Mexicans like me are allies of your country... but still, it’s inevitable, so many idiots from my country going to yours illegally... damn reality... if people were different, maybe we could be friends.
>>543950692go bother brazil instead, you can make more troons for them
er is niks geilers dan een vietnamees die met een hakbijk boven je staat
>>543949937Because you don't ever eat anything with magnesium?
>>543950151When they kill you I guess you're cured
>>543949937New vietnam gay decapitation video incoming
OP post whether it's lazer and which clinic, i may need to get it done in the near future.
>>543949937Because they're gonna rent ur butthole out while you're asleep
Some tips before i leave, make sure they give you gabapentin for nerve pain and ofcourse strong painkillers. See if you can get some bpc-157+tb500 for accelerated healing as peptides.
>>543950544Ligatures.But I can also just cut them off with a white hot knife, thus cauterizing them, for the low sum this idiot wants and would pay a plane ticket to get to.
>>543949937You can get it done here as well. Might not be that cheap doe.
>>543950933wytebois can rent a furnished apartment for a whole month in vietnam while recovering for 500 usd
>>543949937Pic related. And have fun in Vietnam.
>>543950427Well, you guys do put out an excellent knife.
>>543949937Cause they pull train on you there while you're under. 50 bucks each. They'll make up the 11k.
>>543950958why are you spics always jealous if wytebois gives asians money? and quit thinking i'm supposed to be your friend just because im hapa, youre all fucking creepy getting jealous that you're some beaner with only beaner friends instead of wytebois or jamal
>>543949937Imagine flying home on an plane for 12 hours after getting butt surgery.
>>543950742Leave us out of this lol
>>543950255Right? We could all get a beer after he gets his roids taken care of
>>543949937>Back home it would be $12,000. Why is thatSo you don't get your anus ruined
>>543949937why are you such a pain in the ass?
>>543951305we love wytebois's anus, we'd never ruin it
>>543949937How was the plane ride? Must’ve been fucking brutal
>all Mexicans on /pol/ are doctorsI kneel...
except in war, only time wytebois gotta learn we don't always love wytebois
>>543949937>File: IMG_4339.jpga brown shill made this thread
>>543949937>american goes to vietnam for hemorrhoid surgery>gets laughed at by his own shoes
>>543951374they always seem to act like whatever the chinks are doing, it's like they're dumber gypsies that can't copy anyone else
>>543949937get Preparation Hand use a washcloth after you use your toiletpaper.
>>543951324Also godspeed anon. Hopefully you heal up fast enough to inseminate some sideways lips.
>>543950422Some dude claimed that fasting solved his hemorrhoid
>>543949937>Back home it would be $12,000. Why is thatjewish toll
>>543950255If your doctors are so good in your brown shithole why is every single "legal" spic residing in Spain bringing their extended families to use our hospitals?
>>543949937>Go to the 3rd world for hemorrhoid surgery>Doctor can't speak English and removes your lower colon instead
My dick stopped working at 30
>>543951039>hapaI met a mexi jap hapa in college. Weirdest dude I ever met. Culturally, we Mexicans are usually very hospitable, with exceptions of course. Ignore the murders.>im hapaHalf vietnamese? What's the other half?
>>543951374Speaking as a Californian, lots of people here go to Mexico for medical care. Here, all our doctors are incompetent Jewesses, Filipinos, South East Asians, Africans, Middle-Eastern ragheads, Sheboons, or Indians. No more White male doctors here, the few are almost all homos likely infected with aids and ass worms.
>>543949937Because back home they actually have to follow standards instead of paying a local witch doctor to place a leech on your bunghole. You get what you pay for.
>>543950151>>543950359Quit making fun of us. Fuck you both!
>>543951054It's actually over 16 hours from San Francisco to Ho Chi Minh City, and over 14 back. Maybe he'll wish he did go to Mexico instead, who knows.
>>543950422It's not even a surgery today, only in some difficult cases.They do rubber band ligation today.They just place a ring around some loose tissue and let it necrotize. Then it falls on its own without you even noticing.
>>543952110and that's supposed to cost $12k?
>>543949937You're about to find out.
>>543951054He should have had it done in Mexico.
>>543949937Because they fix it there by bringing a troon from Thailand and keep pushing it with their dick till it gets fixed, so pretty cheap to outsource troon there
>>543949937Because you sit too much or take too much dick
>>543952272truckers have hemmorhoids and like bbc to push it in for them
>>543949937you do not negotiate
>>543951003You have just revealed another FOID daycare landing spot!
>>543949937Shut up OP we all know you went for bottom surgery. YWNBARW
>>543950318>Need more tax money to fly in nigger degrees from the turd worldYup, you can count that half of what you pay doctors and medical services is just going straight to the Federal government to continue making your life a nightmare.
>>543949937>hemorrhoid surgeryLMFAOMAYBE STOP EATING SO MUCH SLOP, FAGGOT
>>543950151Yeah, they kill the hemorrhoid by lethal injectioning you.
>>543949937Bro there's a reason why it's that cheap. There's a decent chance you're not waking up.
>>543952110if he went all the way to vietnam, it is not rubber band surgery, it is the scalpel or lazer removal technique. i have even had rubber band myself few years ago. it works for internal hemorrhoids that are grade 1 - 2 (possibly 3 if it doesn't permanently prolapse out your anus). External ones and grade 4s require proper surgery.
>>543952152In the US? Anything's possible if they charge you a thousand bucks for just driving you to the ER in an ambulance and checking your vitals, from what I've heard.
spics are so retarded, their "medical" care is so great and cheap yet they're all here for some reason
>>543950688I mean, there's an easier solution. Go to the financial office, say "I'm a broke nigga", and then they never contact you period.
>>543952478They do rubber band ligation for external ones too now.
>>543949937My hemorrhoids are tormenting me too but I am scared shitless to go to the doctor. I just quit eating spicy/sugary food and I exercise regularly
>>543951562because the good doctors are expensive by mexican standards
>>543952478shlomo wrote a memoir about his hemorrhoids and something to do with his anus prolapsing ITT
>>543951562>"legal" spict. Exotic Mexican>residing in SpainSend those Panchitos back. Let globo fold>your doctors are so goodOnly the surgeons because of how much practice they get. Internal medicine is meh here. Ironically, Spaniards sometimes come here during their practice year as exchange student doctors. God knows why, but they have fun.
>>543952572that's not possible, they wouldn't do it because there are pain nerve endings on external ones, the reason banding for internal ones doesn't hurt is because they apply the band higher up in the canal where there are no nerve so no pain.
>>543950255Who doesn't want to get their face sliced off while still alive. Mexico is a great country to visit!
how much fiber do you eat per day?
>>543949937Let's see 'em, bud.
The fuck do you need hempord surgery for, its self resolving
>>543952621how do you all have hemorrhoids wtf? what did you do to get them? And no they didnt "just appear". Are you all having gay anal bumsex or something?
>>543952772distended veins which is what hems are do not "self resolve". our bodies for some reason do not see it as an issue worth fixing or able to put the vein back into its original place.
>>543951249This is the multiculturalism I was promised in America as a kid. It's funny how a diverse bunch of shitters from all over the world can be united in their chuddery.
>>543949937Originally the cost implied a certain amount of professionalism you couldn't get in shitholes like vietnam.But now all of our doctors and surgons come from shitholes as well. So you're paying more for the same people to treat you.
>>543950151If you survive the waiting list it's pretty great.Still a better system than the US.We just gotta try to outlast each others for treatment. That's our thunderdome. The waiting list. If the disease doesn't kill you immediately maybe you're worth saving. That's how our system works.
>>543952791buddy half the population will have hemorrhoids atleast once in their life. bad diet, sitting too long on the toilet, many reasons for it. the true root cause hasn't really been identified and i believe it is due to weak musculature. a weak pelvic floor. They literally do just appear, one day you have dont have them and next you do.
>>543952772What if he wants them enlarged? Maybe that's why he went to Nam
>>543952810Serious advice: Don't use wet wipes consistently. Apparently, they think the skin around your anus and can cause hemorrhoids.
>>543952791lack of exercising, sitting in the chair wagecucking, stress and fiber-less diet,etc...
>>543950544Dildoing breaks up the hemorrhoids. Typically new ones form but frequent dildoing helps relieve the issues of hemorrhoids.
>>543952818spics arent compatible with multiculturalism, they always get jealous that you're not a beaner
>>543952721They use lidocaine to numb the nerves in that area.Then if the patient feels post-op pain, some analgesics.https://www.cureus.com/articles/361003-rubber-band-ligation-a-new-treatment-option-for-external-hemorrhoids#!/
>>543952621Since you live in europe, buy some daflon or the generic dinaven version, start taking those tablets in somewhat high dosage, and a stool softener to keep your poop soft while they heal, if it hurts too much then lidocaine to numb the area aswell.
HOW MUCH FIBER ARE YOU GUYS EATING PER DAY???!?!??!
My dad's friend goes to China for his medicine that costs 18,000 here, in China it's 150 bucks. Fuck the United States, my mom would've died from cancer if not for her millionaire brother footing the bill for treatments. I hope this bitch collapses
>>543952946Yeah, that's fair. I wanted everybody to be as white they could be, but only the Asians got the memo.
I have an appointment coming up to determine if I need surgery on mine or not. I've had diverticulosis and some other issues with my guts for 20 years now, including a perforated diverticulitis that lead to a surgery to remove about a foot and a half of my colon. I've averaged probably 5 shits a day for most of the last 20 years and currently have anemia from shitting so much blood. About 2 months ago the found a scab inside my lower colon that was opening up and bleeding out so the cauterized that and a lot of the blood stopped but I still have Lovecraftian roids that can bleed a lot. Shit was so bad when both that internal scab and the roids were bleeding out it was insane. Like a full fucking pint of blood at a time spraying out of my ass. I have insurance luckily so shouldn't need to fly to some ricefuck 3rd world shithole to have anything done. God speed with yours, anon. I've been told the perforated diverticulitis is one of the most painful things a body can experience so hopefully this surgery isn't worse... fuck my life either way though, shits awful.
>>543953032the niggers do know how to sound white, when theyre not mixed with spics
>>543950151Medicaid is free in America too...
>>543952953the lidocaine is not going to last anywhere near as long as it takes the band to come off, it usually takes 48-72h for band to come off, you're going to have those nerves permanently numbed for that amount? it is not realistic at all. i will read the full article later but it doesn't make sense which is why i have never heard of any colorectal surgeon using it for externals. You are gonna need some realllly strong shit for the nerve pain once the initial numbness wears off for externals. High dose gabapentin for sure.
>>543952922Yup. Just use some wet toilet paper instead for the “final wipe”. Those store wipes have alcohol on them.
>>543952810Well the doctors are just going to cut them
living in colorado and california, beaners have a weird speech impediment, probably because they're retarded... and the only time they sound "white" while speaking in the king's english, is as faggots
>>543949937i dont think ho chi minh imagined winning looking like this
Serious hemsofmeds of the most self regulating illness in existence you think britannean lords were going around getting ass surgery
Now, if you're trying to get Disability or something, that's a whole nother kettle of fish
my ass hole is so fucking itchy its unrealfuck the jews
>>543953014>he thinks we eat fiber aka oxalates to get kidney stonespick your poison i guess.>>543953027pay for health insurance but still go bankrupt, doesn't make sense.>>543953051oh wow that sounds horrible. you've really had a bad time huh anon, opinion differs but i believe you should be shitting once a day, ideally in the morning, twice at worse, and it should be soft and firm/formed poop.
>>543953051Damn, man. I could only imagine your quality of life is in the shitter (no pun intended). I genuinely wish the best for you, anon.
>>543953116yeah most will and they somehow consider butchering your fucking veins inside your ass as the "gold standard", if that doesn't tell you how outdated the medical field is in a lot of areas then i don't know what will. Such a primitive thing.
>>543951039>mexican makes innocent post >mutt hapa gets angry Ok?
>>543949937Because you’re a poorfag without decent insurance and also a pedophile soon to be lynched in vietnam
>>543953283they dont make enough money to go to thailand retard
>>543953163They lived with it or used medieval ways which involved an iron bar of some sort that was really hot, i recall reading about it once.
>>543953231Shush. Leave the Disability Chad alone. He's found the pot of gold at last
>>543953330My best friend died of the same condition, about 13 years ago. Don't shush me, nigger.
>>543953330i really don't understand this getting repeated so often as if people with disabilities or chronic health conditions are fine with it just so they get some neetbux or whatever. in reality every single person i've talked to who is disabled or has a chronic health condition that reduces their quality of life dreams of being healthy even if it means they would have to work 12 hours a day. health is everything.
>>543953281Well it's probably less gross than just pooping the blood out which is a plus. Not sure if it's a 12000$ plus
>>543952959Naah miss me with that whole doctors and medication thing. I just started including fiber in my diet and regularly exercising and that pretty much worked. Also no more sugar and no more spicy food.
>>543949937Because they force people to pay for insurance so doctors can charge whatever they want.>>543950151Good luck dying in the waiting line behind 34999 pajeets, oh and you're actually paying $40000 dollars for it.
fuck doctors and fuck big pharma
>>543952843> Still a better system than the US.Idiot. Look at your income with your pretend canadian money and your taxes>free >I have to wait 9 months for this xray>hopefully it’s a slow moving cancer>b-better than america where everyone who isn’t a loser has insurance and they can get the tests and treatment within 10 days. Good luck. I hear the euthanasia treatment in Canada has a very quick moving line if you’re white
>>543953432yh that works for some and for others it doesn't. better keep a healthy lifestyle or they will come back with a vengeance and a lifestyle modification won't work again.
>>543953088How many people qualify for Medicaid, and how many people are about to be kicked off starting next year?Medicare for old people was supposed to be the first step towards Medicare for all, but then America decided to eat its youth because boomers' gonna boom.
>>543953229>fiber aka oxalatesThat's disinfo.Only a few vegs and fruits are high in oxalates, like spinach, oranges, raspberries.The vast majority of them are medium to low in oxalates so no major problem for kidneys.
>mutts are discussing hemmorhoids in the 4chan.org/pol/ catalog
>>543953391Noooo not death ppl can't die that's against the rules
>>543953465I paid 600 euros for a private MRI for my spine and when i got there, it was a jeet who had a heavy mumbai accent.
>>543949937>I am in Vietnam getting hemorrhoid surgery for 1,000 usdChill out with the anti-semitism bro. The rest of us gladly pay Doctor Noseburg $15,000 for medical care.
>>543953403Well yeah, it's not free money
>>543953503well it's more complicated than that though. Some people are more prone to getting kidney stones/etc from even a medium/moderate level of oxalates. You have to drink lots of water if you do eat oxalate rich food though, not drinking water is going to be a very painful lesson. It depends on the state of your kidneys as well and how well your body is filtering stuff.
>>543949937Follow these things for optimal health.1. Repent and follow the LORD Jesus Christ. He is the great physician, for healing, pray to him.2. Get a water distiller, drink distilled water stored in glass Jars.3. Go on a 7 days distilled water fast.4. When not fasting, consume the following supplements: 600 mg of Magnesium via Magnesium Glycinate, 200 mcg K2-MK7 and 30.000 (thirty thousand) IU of Vitamin D3.5. Make L. Reuteri and L. Gasseri fermented dairy to restore your gut-microbiome and mental health.Never take modern "medicine".Never go to doctors.DO NOT TAKE THE VAX.Life has never been better.Thank you LORD Jesus Christ.
>>543950692You lot aren't really that bad, generally pretty easy to get along with. There's just WAYYYYY too fucking many of you here.
If you're not chasing Disability I recommend eating a big plate of fried hashed beef and potato
The US is a nation where everyone is trying to rip each other off, not least our medical/insurance industries. >>543950544I had surgery for it once and prep for the colonoscopy was worse than any treatment afterwards because the treatment afterwards for both the colonoscopy and the suture was fucking nothing. I think I had to have the doctor snip them a week later and that was more humiliating than painful. The nose surgery I got was infinitely worse and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.>>543950580That too. A lot of our billing is just them trying to get away with it and high trust society retards following it without realizing hospitals will write things off if you can't pay or you can do a payment plan that's probably less expensive than a fucking media subscription is nowadays. The tragedy over here is that every white person above, let's say ~20 or so, was raised in a gullible optimistic high trust dumbass culture rather than the third world horsetrading scummery we actually are. Frankly it reminds me of what I hear about how bazaar-culture people will look at you like a retarded loser and find you contemptible if you actually buy things at face value, while if you're an asshole and haggle them they'll respect you.You can't even be too mean to them for that, because how did people like (you) - that is to say pol - or me look at those yuppies from DC who went biking in Tajikistan and got run over, or the Scandianvian girls who got beheaded in Morocco? Even if you felt sympathy like I did for the 2nd two it was also>What fucking idiots, what fucking morons, how fucking stupid they were asking for itWhich is exactly how the horse-trading bazaar culture people look at us blind rubes
>>543949937Someone told me there's a natural way to cure hemorrhoids. You get a bunch of condoms and fill them with water like balloons. Then you freeze them. Then you fuck your ass with them, swapping them out as they melt, for minutes or hours. The cold makes the blood recede from the 'roids and if you keep the blood receded from them for long enough then the blood vessels that feed them close up permanently and the 'roids permanently deflate.Is this real advice? I doubt it. But I also don't know why it wouldn't work. 'Roids are a blood vessel abnormality. Cold reduces bloodflow. If it's bullshit it has enough logic that it seems plausible.
Also, jerking off gives you intestinal cramps because your prostate is clamping on your anus. That's just a fact, nothing we can do about it
>>543953671>Go on a 7 days distilled water fast.oof this is brutal, the most i've gone is 4 days. >30k iu d3 daily, 600mg magNo you don't need that much if you aren't heavily deficient in vitamin d. 4kiu d3/100k2 + 300-400 magnesium is adequate. But you are right that modern medicine is harmful, everything has a side effect.
>>543953718yeah the prep can be brutal if your hems are inflammed as you will be shitting non-stop liquid and it will hurt like a bitch. i did prep for that aswell and it was horrible. although they usually put you under for a colonoscopy. the surgery itself for hems if the doc uses a scalpel and does work is brutal for the next few weeks though.You got rhino or some other fixing surgery? never heard of nose surgery being overly painful or anything though unless they've touched a nerve
>>543953783>>30k iu d3 daily, 600mg mag>No you don't need that much if you aren't heavily deficient in vitamin d.Depends how much sunlight you get and your geographical location.I am almost always inside. 30K is the optimal dose for me.
>>543953758for one you don't need to fuck yourself with condoms to take blood out of the hems, cold pressed castor oil can do that, so can preph or a bunch of other things. Deflating the hems temporarily using these things is not going to put the distended vein back into place, i wish it did but it does not and i have never heard of anyone saying so.
>>543952621I found that I can avoid them if I eat a giant salad every day, but if I ever skip the salad or get ever so slightly dehydrated then the next day it’s over
>>543953774jerking off is bad in so many ways, your body takes all the high quality nutrients to make semen and then you expel it, mechanically though each time you orgasm, you are putting pressure on your pelvic floor and the veins in your ass so if you have hemorrhoids, you should really avoid masturbating.
>>543953971i stay inside most of the day too, i got tseted and my vit d slightly below deficient. 30k is too much but if it works for you then sure. just make sure you get it tasted every 3 months so you don't go way over the limit and cause harm.
>>543954081Probably butBUTIf I see a memorable girl I must perform the Cum Tribute. And by must, I mean, I'm gonna do it for the lols
>>543953783>oof this is brutal, the most i've gone is 4 days.Depends how active you are.I do it twice a year, 1 time 7 days during the the two weeks vacation of christmas and new year and 1 time 7 days in the summer vacation.This way, I can just relax all those 7 days during the vacation, rest and sleep a lot for maximum healing and autophagy.If you are actively working, then a 7 days distilled water fast can be a lot more difficult.This schedule of mine, twice a year, is more than enough to optimize autophagy and cleanse the body.
>>543949937Can you sue your vietnamese doctor if they fuck up?Whats the exchange rate of currency?Tropical/subtropical regions have a shit ton more diseases to deal with vs in america.Its also probably cheaper to become a doctor/surgeon in thailand too
>>543949937>Why is thathttps://asianews.network/organ-trafficking-in-vietnam-driven-by-high-demand-low-rate-of-donation-experts/https://www.scmp.com/week-asia/people/article/3041020/they-stole-my-mothers-organs-vietnamese-human-trafficking-victimhttps://humantraffickingsearch.org/resource/the-formidable-organ-trade-happening-in-asia/
>>543954081>if you have hemorrhoids, you should really avoid masturbating.That's pseudo medical advice.There's no evidence that masturbation has any effect like that.Pressure on pelvic floor? The only effect in that area is on the nerves carrying the signals from the brain and back.There's no other pressure.
>>543954160i think it depends also how much fat you have on your body, i'm only slightly overweight and i just can't go past the 3 or 4 day mark. I get too weak and hungry, no amount of electrolytes helps, my head starts spinning. It's too brutal and unnatural imo. I know accelerated autophagy starts after the 72h mark though. Some people do a 3 day fast for the gut aswell which seems to be somewhat effective.
>>543950688After 7 years it goes to collections and interest starts accruing
>>543954220Stop being dumb, every retard who faps can tell you that masturbating puts pressure on the pelvic floor and orgasming you can literally feel the pelvic floor tense up/expel and if you have hems, you will for sure feel the effect when you orgasm. Evidence? no kike owned studies on this huh? spoken like a true medical professional
One lucky ladybiy is going to undo all this work!
If it's a truly powerful Female then I'm going to burn an extra $20bill in a little bronze brazer for extra tribute
>>543950422Set a 10 minute timer when you take dumps. Don't do squats and deadlifts, and don't get fucked in the ass. How can you fuck your asshole up this badly?
>>543949937In my girlfriend's Latin American country, a C-section is $900, you can get low-dose tramadol without prescription, a tooth extraction is $18. That's just private practices too. Even poorfags in the Andes have public, completely free healthcare. It's not "European" though
>>543949937>Hey, baby. I'm here for surgery to fix my bleeding asshole. Can I buy you a drink?
>>543954311>10 minute timeryour timer ain't going to do shit if you have pelvic floor dysfunction and it takes you longer. Besides 10 minutes is still too much, a healthy person is done in 1-2 minutes. I do agree that heavy lifting, deadlifting/squats in particular, should be avoided. Like i've said, once the vein becomes distended, it doesn't really go back into place so you just have to live like that.
>>543954220It's also ignoring all of the Chads that get laid constantly and are in great health. Masturbating and sex is no different mechanically
>>543949937>hemorrhoid surgery>at that age>sits on his arse all day and calls it workyou should consider KYS
>>543949937It"s better to do it in Mexico
>>543954475I did not say masturbating/sex will cause hems, i said if you got hems that are aggravated, you should avoid putting pressure on your core/pelvic floor which directly puts pressure on the veins in your anus. Chads just have good genetics, they can lead a shit lifestyle and still not have any issues like hems or their liver causing issues. Good genes is everything ofcourse.
>>543949937a wypipo bud hole is very sensitive
>>543953925Deviated septum surgery and turbinate reduction. The pain was moderate but tolerable the first two days, the problem was the splints and nose recovery made it so for about 6 days I did not get more than 6 hours of actual sleep. Any time after a brief saturday moment I was able to deep sleep was me jerking awake any time I started to doze off. So for the about 140 hours between surgery to splint removal if I am generous I was awake 125 hours of it, if I take the 6 hours and imagine the "Microsleep" you get with sleep deprivation added up. The monday-tuesday-wednesday-thursday nights I know I was getting zero sleep.I'd think I am just being a baby but I'd keep being told by people before I even talked about the experience how they knew someone who had the surgery and know how miserable it can be. Hell, the doctor who saved me with sleep medication after the splints were out and I still had trouble sleeping due to the healing nose flesh just cut me off and went>My kids just had that surgery I know exactly what you're going through, let me give you maximum strength for this prescription
>>543949937Damn my feet are flat as fuck
>>543954509another mehican recommending his fellow countrymen for surgery!!!!
>>543954290Well no because hemorhoids are not inflated most of the time, only after you take a dump, due to the pressure of pushing the turd through the digestive tract.Then they retract once the pressure is gone. This might vary per case, but it's very common for them to simply come and go, depending on how much strain was put on the area. I'm talking about chronic ones.
>>543954569oh yh sleep deprivation can be a bitch and that's quite a long time to endure it. surprised there isn't any solution, maybe keeping your mouth open with something or sleeping tablets likely won't work since your body being woken up is just a reaction from you stopped breathing since you can't from your nose. surprsied id on't hear as many complaints from people who have rhino but i guess they can still somewhat breathe after the surgery as the bottom/lower part of the nose is mostly what is modified.
>>543949937>hemorrhoid?>i hardly know her
>>543954228>i think it depends also how much fat you have on your bodyThis is important too. Strong men should have a decent amount of body fat. Fat is healthy. If you are body builder that has very low body fat, then fasting can be detrimental. Body building is very un-natural, especially those who go for very low body fat to make their muscles pop.>i'm only slightly overweight and i just can't go past the 3 or 4 day mark. I get too weak and hungry, no amount of electrolytes helps, my head starts spinning. It's too brutal and unnatural imoNot all fat is equel. If you eat a lot of carbs that get processed into fat by your body, it will be inferior fat than the fat that is stored via eating animal product fats.I don't know what your diet is.I eat mostly animal products, eggs, meat, fats, butter etc. with a little bit of starch here and there. Don't eat much fruit, but when I do buy fruit, I buy watermelon. Love cold watermelon from the fridge.But more improtant than all of this, if your gut-microbiome is ruined, then your diet won't even matter that much, first you have to fix your gut-microbiome. The best way is to make L. Reuteri and L. Gasseri fermented dairy (yoghurt-like) and consume it daily.
>>543954595Many Americans have made substantial investments here due to medical tourism. Healthcare in the US is so expensive that many choose to travel abroad, where they receive top-tier medical care with cutting-edge technology and modern facilities at a fraction of the cost.
>>543949937because they use rusty scissors to remove the hemorrhoid in a crackhouse?
>>543954618Incorrect. Hemorrhoids can and do become swollen even when you are not taking a dump, the swelling just increases when you're on the toilet as it's putting pressure on the veins and so blood pools and it increases in size. However, even though it may not swell to the same size as it does on the toilet, it can still swell off the toilet. It doesn't necessarily retract at all, the blood can go out for the most part but some swelling will remain. Trust me i know very well how they work, i've experienced it first hand and studied it for years. For example, i have an internal one right now that doesn't really go away, it doesn't cause pain for the most part as long as i don't have more than 1 or 2 bowel movements, but it is somehow connected to an external skintag (yes this can happen and my colorectal confirmed it last year), and so when i sit on the toilet, my fucking skintag swells up and i can feel the vein in the skintag somehow. It's quite complicated and i don't think my consultant even knows the inner workings or how to resolve it. But yes for most people they get "flare ups" where it happens and then goes away.
>>543952152EMTs charge you $1000 for telling you a relative died lolAmerica's problem isn't that we don't have socialized healthcare its that we have jewish healthcare.
$12K? How?Ive had 6 "surgeries" of hemmies, 5 cut outs, 1 ligation and it has NEVER been anywhere close to that. I live in TX
>>543950359we already have an immo problem and you want to advertise things
>2 hours>OP hasn't replied sinceHe's getting his organs harvested right now isn't he
>>543954763yes you are right, not all fat is equal. people who are fat from eating mcdonalds/slop are no good, the good type of bigger guys will not have a protruding potbelly. carbs are not necessarily bad for you, it just depends on the type of food you are eating really. I eat mostly a whole foods diet, eggs, sourdough, some fruit, fresh veggies, OJ, and unfortunately sometimes some goyslop aswell because i am addicted. I am trying to quit my addiction to coke zero though, might just be a caffeine or carbonation addiction but it's hard.
>>543954806is there such a thing as liability in mexico? what if doctor botches you and you can't do anything?
They’re just going to come back as soon as you heal, like a monthIt’s a sweat issue retard. There is not a single health issue that is not addressed in the Bible>and they shall not wear any thing that causeth sweatYou can thank modern dress for your 12,000$ bill. A quick fix if you need to wear pants is some petroleum jelly. Dab enough on your asshole that you feel it stop being so dry and it will last until you shit it off.12 grand holy shit I’m glad I wasn’t born a stupid ass heathenFucking retard
>>543954920>6 hem surgeriesare you addicted to goyslop or what are we doing here? how the fuck are you still sane after so many.
>>543954311>dont do squats and deadliftsWhy are you gay?
>>543955007They can come back after surgery for sure but they are not a sweat issue, this is complete and utter nonsense. Somehow vein capillaries bursting/weakening and blood pooling > vein becoming distended is a sweat issue?
>>543955038>from texasDude is probably 600lbs
>>543950151If you pay 50% of your income to the government a surgery is sometimes free if they let you get it... Yes most Canadians are this stupid. Yes that's how we got this way.
>>543955156i don't understand how you guys can get to such ridiculous weights. plenty of people eat slop in europe but only americans will have so many people 300-400+lbs walking around. isn't texas supposed to be hot as fuck? how do you guys have such an appetite in high heat weather, got the A/C on all day long too
>>543953534I can tell by the way you type that you're a 15-year-old edgy faggot. One day you will experience the death of people you care about, and you'll remember how retarded you sound.
>>543954959No need to be 100% healthy, goyslop has its place too. My favourite and only goyslop are pizza and pepsi. I keep it to a minimum though. As for coca cola, I black listed them after their anti-Jesus naming campaign on their cans.
>>543949937>hemorrhoid surgeryfaggots have a lot of ass problems it seems
>>543949937How much is inguinal hernia surgery? I can't fucking do squats anymore and it's getting larger. Can they do it without a catheter? I'd rather die than have a balloon ripped out of my pee hole. That's the only reason I may go with expensive robotic tbqfh
>>543952843Not even. Old family member got in for hip surgery only a month after the first X-Ray's.
>>543952152Someone has to pay for israeli's healthcare.
>>543954856>But yes for most people they get "flare ups" where it happens and then goes away.That's what I meant.Especially for people who have external hems.In such a case, telling them masturbation is detrimental doesn't apply.
>>543949937jews
>>543953094believe it or not, i dont care if my anus feels good. fag
>>543950151By the time you get to see a doctor your hemorrhoids will have developed into ass cancer
>>543953307I've met some mexicans here. Ironically enough, just yesterday
>>543949937Get a bidet retard
>>543950151Ohnonono, muttbros mad
>>543950151Do they get the medical dog to lick it off?
>>543955175In the US you get pay 50% of your income to the government and the insurance Jews then you get to pay $10k before insurance covers anything. If they decide it wasn't necessary or the doctor wasn't in network then you get to pay 50k.
>>543949937i got hemorrhoids due to a shitty economy class flight on a business trip, and had a dutch doctor literally cut them open with a scalpel under local anesteticshe put me in a diaper for the blood and I walked home and never got them again everI think it cost $20. cash.
>>543950306You do realize you can get an American doctor? It's a common arrangement. You get American staff for a surgery. It's cheaper flying everyone in than doing the retarded song and dance with the American insurance and hospitals
>>543955219Hey friend. been managing this shit for years after multiple thrombosed hemorrhoids that were agonizing. how can you really tell if they're internal or not on your own?
>>543955833Ya the difference is you have the option to go into debt to get the thing you need. In Canada they just go uhhh nahhhh sorry you aren't eligible for that life saving surgery. Jeetsings 90 year old grandmother is ahead of you and we don't want to be racist so any other non white person we import this year also goes ahead of you. I moved in 2020 and haven't had a doctor since. I can't get medicine refilled because clinics won't do it. I can't get referrals. They are literally just like uhhh ya that sucks sorry bye. This country is nigger tier dogshit and the only real hospitals are in Toronto and are also filled with jeets and niggers. Socialized medicine is retarded in countries with mass immigration. The poorer you are in most of the country the better your benefits
>>543949937Added this to The Stack recently.Paused it for a clean run of ghk-copper.It had an intense effect on dose, fatigue migraines, the works.I'd recommend 1/2 dose to start.Only retards and the desperate use the med system in the US.Treat your symptoms.
>>543952843In the us you just go to a hospital and they treat you then send you a bill that you dont even have to pay
>>543956120In Canada they just don't treat you and then send you everyone's bill because it's part of your taxes. This country is hell and I would do anything to leave
>>543956690>I would do anything to leaveKill yourself
>had hemorrhoid since 2011>didn't have insurance so figure to just live with it>now have insurance>have a million doctors around me that perform the rubber banding>can't bring myself to call them for an appointment since I don't want anybody up my ass>or worried that the hemorrhoid might come backHelp me out bros, I really want them out ASAP so I don't have to deal with random flair ups anymore.
>>543954977Mexico has plenty of wealth, high-end private hospitals, and elite legal firms. Medical liability absolutely exists a multi-billion-dollar international industry doesn't thrive without accountability, proper regulation, and malpractice insurance. The premier facilities here match the highest standards you'd find in top US hospitals; you just aren't paying a 400% markup for it.
>>543949937What does a hemorrhoid feel like?
>>543957817I don't think they understand that many doctors in Mexico make as much as the ones in the US do and are as qualified or more qualified than in the US. You're just avoiding all of the various Jews suing and scamming each other and charging you $80 for a 5 cent aspirin
>>543949937cambodja would be $500 poorfag
>>543957273You were just born timid. You will die alone and unloved as soon as your Mother passes, which will happen to everyone in this thread who doesn't respond to this post.
>>543957902Like someone is pinching your butthole
>>543950151No it’s not asshole the taxpayers pay for it then we all do with inflation due to government spending
>>543949937I dont want my country to ASSociate with you poorfag mutt. GET OUT
>>543950359See>>543958291And if you don’t have expensive private health you have to wait a year and then get a jeet doctor who will kill you. My insurance is 250 a month
>>543951026I have one of these somewhere in my house, but I haven't seen it in 5 years now. Pisses me off to no end, I even chainsawed my old couch apart before dumping it just to make sure it didn't slip inside somehow.
get some neosporin pain relief cream (its a white cream, like lotion - NOT the vaseline jelly style, it wont work).each time after you defecate, gently rinse your anus with your finger using soap and water in the shower.you must insert a soapy finger inside and then rinse it out.dry the area thoroughly then stand by the toilet or sink and put one leg/foot up on it.put a pea sized amount of medicine on your finger and bend over.press the medicine into your anus about half an inch or so.repeat up to two times if needed.doing this will push stuff back in while at the same time helping the area to heal.gently wipe your ass with a wet wipe or damp paper towel afterwards, taking care NOT to wipe hard, which is what causes a lot of these issues in the first place.wash your finger and hands well afterwards.roids will heal in 2-3 days with this method, maybe up to a week for bad ones that are bleeding a lot, but it WILL heal if you take care of it.be gentle and it wont come back, but if you struggle then its best to clean your ass in the shower with soap each time after you defecate, taking care to gently push any loose tissue back inside, past the sphincter.eventually once it heals it will stabilize and then stay in where it belongs, provided you dont fuck it up all over again.i cant believe you tards made me explain this.
>>543949937>why is thatDo you know how many stories I've heard of people dying during surgery in gookland?and I dont even know or talk to that many people
>t. had bicep tendonitis surgeryMy insurance covered 90+% of it, $1200 out of pocketI suppose I missed out on beitnam snizz and a long ass plane ride
>>543950255too many 'brazilian' doctors in mexico and anon isnt trying to get his ass blasted because some mutt got happy with the ether
>>543949937>Why is thatVietcong have always been good at tunnels.You'll want to be very very clear about the scope of the surgery you want done.
>>543949937Don't know where "back home" is in your books, but I can only tell you the American healthcare system is nothing but a cash-grab for (((investors)))Generally, people complain too much about taxes. The government doesn't actually take all that much away, compared to (((investors))), at the end of the day. Plus, at least the governments gives people some shit back (e.g. roads, schools, gibs) whereas the people paying (((investors))) get nothing back, save for some alleged "innovations"
>>543949937>Why is thatQuality insurance was affordable prior to the ACA.You can thank Obama. That being said you are a (((progressive))) shill. None of this will end the way you think it will.
>>543950255>Why didn't you go to Mexico City instead?Personal safety, probably. Sorry, Mexi-bro. I've got no probs at all with the beaners I've worked with, been treated pretty well by y'all, actually. But Mexico City sounds dangerous AF for any non Spanish speaking white American.Besides, Vietcong are well known for their skills with tunnel openings.
>>543950359Too many jeets in medicine.
>>543952110>They do rubber band ligation today.Is there a homekit? Sounds like something I could watch a few YouTube videos about and do myself.
