I'm called fucking Mohamed man. I've not been religious since I was 12, I fucking hate Islam actually. I'm half German so I visibly pass in theory, but I can't imagine changing my name without consequences from family being disappointed and what not. It's such an ugly name, I can't imagine being happy when a cute girl says it.
>>543972430what are you going to change it to? something german like Joehannesmad?
i'd say change it. it's too "politically charged" so to speak.you could always pretend you haven't changed it with your family and relatives, who's gonna tell them?
She wont be happy either
>>543972430>I've not been religious since I was 12Sounds like somebody is looking to get beheaded.
Don't most Muslims have another name they go by because they call every kid Mohammad by default? I have to email with Saudis sometimes for work and they're call called Mohammad abdul, mohammad usman or whatever but just go by the second name. Or just grow some balls and tell your family to fuck off and stop worshipping a mentally ill paedophilic retard then change your name to Hans or something.
>>543972430Just go by Mo. Maybe change your name to something similar like Moritz or just add a second name and go by that so your family won't be that disappointed
>>543972430Start calling yourself, and introducing yourself as heihachi. Develop male pattern baldness, but grow the rest of your hair out and then gel it straight up. You are now on the path to gnosis.
Just go by Md like some retards do
>>543972430Change it to sukdeep
>>543973042Yeah maybe fucking off yourself. How's that for a solution brown boy?
>>543972430change it to Sören Jens Kolomann Schwingshackelladies looove that nameno but srs just own your name dont be a pussibär, who cares what women think?
>>543972430I am informing Saudi Arabia now, they will record your IP address and then trace you and arrest you.
>>543972430Just do Moe
>>543972430Blame your mother for fucking a sandnigger.
>>543972430It is the task of mischlings to go and improve the inferior cultures to which they belong, not to pollute the superior cultures with their unwanted presence. This is the only way to make the world a better place.
>>543972430Cope mixed mystery meat
>>543972430>half GermanCall yourself Mohans then.Your family can call you Mo as usual, and everyone else can call you Hans.
>>543972430No one cares if you change your name retard. Do what trannies do and just introduce yourself as faggot or whatever you like from now on.
>>543972430Just tell people your name is Moe
>>543972430just put the fries in the bag kiddo
>>543972430Just start going by "Moe" instead - trust me when I say Whites will appreciate not having to say that ugly ass shit. Arab names including Muhammad are very ugly to European tongues and languages.
>>543972430Brutal bro, I wish you the best though. It must be torture to be called Mohammed and to be self aware about this. Respect for gaining sentience though.
>>543976839Kys too dutch nigger
>>543972430Don't pick "moe" just change it to something western and normal that you like. No one has a monopoly on any of them.
>>543976933I hope you will gain it too, some day. If only knew your true history. But you got dominated and learned to like it too. Like a faggot in gay porn with his ass dripping cum. A disgrace for his true ancestors.
>>543976974>call brown invaders bro>calls others a disgrace to their ancestors
>>543976933Also, my wife is a berber. Originally Muslim. I swear this on my mothers life. GGWP.
>>543976933The best thing muslims can do is preventing their sons from being circumcised.The rest follows in 25 years.
>>543977065there it is LMAOOO
>>543977064I bare no hate in my heart. I dislike retarded schizo stories more than any thing. We could do without Niggers though.
>>543977094If every able man did what I did we wouldn't have the problems you face daily. And all our cultural struggles would be done. Imagine the man I have to be. You'd be trembling to even try this.
>>543972430thats how they keep a leash on each othermuzzies know they suckthey need to reform their religion for modern times, but thats where power, corruption and control in the clergy come into effectyou need to be willing to leave it all behind
>>543977204>you need to be willing to leave it all behindironically, thats where "allah" comes into effectwhen people are entirely godless, even a little bit of faith can work wonders, one might think
>>543972430Ok here are your steps to cultural distancing- drink beer- eat pork - recommended sequence for beginners: 1. Nürnberger Bratwürste (small and very tasty), 2. Nackensteak BBQ (from Aldi), 3. Mettbrötchen- encourage your sister to dress like a german girl and date germans
>>543972430You literally have a Jew-variant Islamic name as well. The real Arabic form of your name is Ahmad, lmao.Tough luck, Moshe.
>>543972430Why do you hate Islam, brother? Do you want all your women to be whores like Ame***ans?
>>543977784At least whores are honest about being whores and aren't a bunch of closet faggot kikevermin in dresses
Islam saves you...trust in allah.
>>543972430Just go by Moe. If you have younger brothers also named Mohammad they can use Curly or Shemp. If you have an adopted brother he can be called Larry.
>>543972711Definitely something that doesnt sound like a jungle jeet malay name
>>543973042Get out of here.
>>543977916All your women are loose and have been fucked by dozens of men before marriage; three-quarters of your male kids are either trans or considered taking a dick up their ass too.
>>543978047You don't have a woman.
>>543972430It is your NAME, Be a MANOnly trannies and jews change their names
>>543972814Good point, but they'd probably find out eventually>>543973040Yes, but the alt ain't too nice either. You can abbreviate it to sound somewhat cute Ig.>>543973906I have everything in life outside of someone I can be honest with, it comes with the territory of having an immigrant background while also hating your culture. I just want a wife who I can be honest too.>>543975609Naur>>543976738It sounds like imitating a cow, Idk man>>543976839Thanks I guess. I'm trying my best.
>>543976948I feel like that'd seem like an inferiority complex. I don't feel inferior to the German people, I just feel superior to my people. >>543977204If I was fully authentic, fully as genuine, fully as honest, then I wouldn't have German/Atheist/Christian friends either. I don't think leaving everyone behind will get me anywhere in life.>>543977325Tried beer and didn't like it. Alcohol still seems degenerate to me. Didn't like the taste or smell of pork either. And I don't have sisters, and if I did, I don't think it'd be a good idea to encourage them to blindly follow any Western culture considering their issues with whoredom.>>543977784Whoredom goes beyond religion and culture in my experience.>>543978177Yeah I know, still sucks to be named after a pedo though
>>543972430>I'm called fucking Mohamed man. I've not been religious since I was 12, I fucking hate Islam actually. I'm half German so I visibly pass in theory, but I can't imagine changing my name without consequences from family being disappointed and what not.Sounds like an argument against miscegenation
>>543972430I'm sorry your German mother was raped by a muslim shitskin animal and gave birth to you.
>>543972430Do you need our permission? Change it to Lindsey
>>543972430Just go back to your shithole Mohamed
I hope we can deport you one day. Sorry bro.