"So, tell me about yourself and why we should hire you."
>>543984379Am I auditioning to be in a movie? Oh this is exciting! Well I was in my high school theater program, not to brag but Mrs Thompson said I was a natural.
>>543984379You need a black perspective, a BBC perspective.
>>543984379I can fit your gock and balls in my mouth
>>543984379I have big penis
>>543984379I've always been passionate about being the token male in a female workplace who can keep his mouth shut if you know what I mean
>>543984379I thought this was an Arby's and I wanted to order some roast beef but now that you're here show me your cunt. I guess.
here's why*pisses on floor*
>only way to get a job without dealing with this is by going into government services where they use exams instead of interviews >exams are like 50% grammar syntax shit It's so fucking nonsensical. Every word has 600 classifications and every classification has sub-classificarions and every sub-classification has different exceptions that exist with no rhyme of reason.
>>543984707What are you even talking about?
>>543984379
i love milf pussy
>>543984379How hard is it for you faggots to plug in a prompt, practice it a bit, and just riff it to some foid that's on a screen? If anything, you can make yourself look the best you can with lighting, attire, etc. C'mon lads, you can do it.
>>543984707Nepotism or trades my g
>>543984379i am proactive, alway thinking different options on how to solve problems, speak the 2nd and 3rd most spoken languages in the world and have experience in international commerece, ponzi schemes, selling drugs, cripto scams and labour law , i would be a great asset on any company trying to get a foot on this country or trying to buy anything from this country
>>543984379RAPE
>>543984379i can goon for hours
I'm the freemasons favourite plaything and you can be to
>>543984379Muh pronouns isMUH DICK
>>543987000>it’s all ur fault Many of us regularly try and get shut out dumbass, and have for decades. Why do you think we don’t like the OP HR roastie harpies
>>543986660Looks like a genuine traumatic response rather than schizobabble desu.
>>543984379I'm a time traveler from the future and without going into the physics of causality loops lets just say the fate of humanity hinges on me getting this entry level job.
getting a job is a humiliation ritual.
>>543987125Yeah I was boomerposting poorly. Sorry. HR personnel have gotten objectively worse.
>>543984523>>543984471>>543984470100% of HR women and DEI hires should be fired. White men are the only western demographic who pays more taxes than they take, very obviously the goal of every other group is enslaving the tax payers so they can pretend to be high status with their fake DEI jobs. Thats why the entire middle class has servants in the shitholes these voter cattle are imported to the west from. The common man will be a slave forever if we do not cut the benefits and jobs from the voter cattle, thats why the economy keeps getting worse, these lazy parasites who want to enslave white men are unsustainable humans and thats why they had to flee their unsustainable shithole they came from.
>>543984379I'm never late and obsessed with doing my.job right and as effectively as possible. I am a perfectionist with my work to an obsessive degree. I fixate on the processes of my work and will figure out ways to cut time or, maybe adjust things so I save time on final assembly. I am a always smarter not harder thinker, amd I work accordingly. I am from a culture where OT is bad and it means you messed up, now many are inconvenienced and the company is losing money.
>>543987374Humiliation ritual.
>>543984379I know what you do with your dog. I hacked your home cameras and have proof.
>>543984379I can spell 57 NPM
>>543984379She's so pretty
I need shekels, you need a goy.
>>543986660>What are you even talking about?About *our* government jobs and how they select people (exams). He probably thinks government jobs are like that all over the world.
My tip for all of you is to simply avoid participating in interview processes with women in it.>>543987374>ummm sweaty you look desperate and gave me the ick>REJECTED
>>543984379If you interviewer is a woman you're not applying to a real job
Those HR whores are so useless and serve no purpose. Just a bunch of roasties with a liberal arts degree.
>>543984379im really good sucking cocks
>>543984379What is that image even from? Did she do one of those cringey celebrity "we are in this together" streams back during covid or something?
>>543986660>What are you even talking about?Public service jobs in huezil require exams. You know, tests? Those exams usually feature a lot of syntax. You know, subject, verb, object, that sort of shit. Except because portuguese is a complete and utter mess of a language, it is ridiculously complicated and hard to remember.
