I've had dozens of interviews this year and I'm still at square one
>>543991251I have my own company and worked at home. Next question.
>"i took 6 months off to track down the faggot greek spammer on 4chan so i could kill him sadly i failed"
>>543991504What did your company produce
>>543991736moneynext question
>>543991251I don't need to work, I choose to.
>>543991251POV: you’re a 40 yo virgin
>>543991736cum
>>543991251>nigger>tongue>my>anus
>>543991251Punch her square in the mouth and then ask her how she explain the gap in her face as she spits out blood and teeth shards.
>>543991251>So, it says here on your resume that you enjoy debit?Uh, that's da butt
>>543991251My (insert relative) needed care. They passed away very recently. I can look up an obituary and give you a name to send you on a wild goose chase if you want.Also, stop staring at my cock bitch. Not interested.
>>543991251is there any way to come back from a 10 year gap or am I basically a dalit untouchable for the rest of my life?
>>543991251Lie. Look for recent chapter 7 bankruptcies. Claim you worked at one and are now looking for work after being laid off. Do plenty of research, maybe even make up a fake email server to put as a reference
>>543991736I was in charge of and responsible for placing rich chocolate desserts in a box and sending them off to places that ordered them
>>543992039damn i am only at a 6 year gap thanks for making me feel better about myself
>>543991736I sell travel to wealthy jews
>>543992039Of course. Just tell them you’re jewish.
i don’t have one i’ve worked like a dog since getting kicked out after high school.
>>543991251I was gooning recklessly m'foid
>>543991669For a moment I was worried you might be badmouthing the BGC poster
>>543992234the years go faster the longer you've been out of the game
If anybody really wants to start working, send a resume to Securitas. They operate in most countries and will pay for your security guard license. They will hire any retard. In fact they wanted to hire me with no work experience but i refused because i didn't want to work 12 hour shifts. And they were so desperate that a month later they called me again asking if i changed my mind.
>>543991251The same way you explain the gap between your legs. It’s the jews.
>>543991251im disabled and ur brown and ugly
>>543991251I was doing better things. Contrary to what employers believe, people don't actually don't want to work, and having to work a job, this interview, and your entire company are nothing more than necessary evil.
>>543991251What gap? My resuke is mostly fake.
Alien Abduction
>>543991251I am not in position to talk about these years due to signed NDAs with government. And I just told you too much right now.
>>543992403Yeah go get stuck in a car full of cum stains and spilled dip spit in the shartmart parking lot where tweakers attack you and you're unarmed
>>543991251That's classified.
>>543991736Shitposts
>>543991251Fake job listings were leading me on to do the work i was seeking only to tell me im doing sales on day 1 multiple times.
>>543992626>NDAs with governmentNDAs are private agreements, the government just classifies things. You ain't a spook.
I stopped caring and just accept that I will be homeless after my mom dies because I graduated in 2004 and never had a job.
>>543991251How do YOU explain your gap OP
IT'S THE FUCKING IDRAMA GREEKCEL SPAMMER AGAIN,THIS IS A DATAMINING THREAD,DO NOT ENGAGE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtqE6ztLK6U[Open]https://idrama.science/publications/Greek 1pbtid threads about women, society, relationships (anything incels might be interested in to study them)https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/gf/country/GR/type/op/They also make threads about video games:https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/search/subject/games/country/GR/type/op/They published on github about "manosphere analysis":https://github.com/idramalab/manosphere_analysisLLM for Detecting Antisemitism:https://github.com/idramalab/quantify-llm-explanations
>>543991736
>>543991669You’re hired anon.
>>543992684NDA is literally "non disclosure agreement". If you sign up to do classified things, you literally still sign non disclosure agreement not to talk about classified things. You have never worked for the government.
>>543991251TOP TIER RESPONSES THAT ALWAYS WORK1. A FAMILY EMERGENCY2. I SIGNED AN NDA3. WENT BACK TO SCHOOL4. FUCK YOU
>>543991251I was in a coma
>>543991251Taking care of a cancerous parent or sibling is always my go to and it always works to explain my NEET gaps. Seven of my parents have sadly died thus far.
>>543991504>>543991785Thank you, we will call you later.
>>543992684Lol. So you go into govenrment office and start working without any papers signed? This is what you try to tell me? I think it wasn't government that hired you. Or rather not your own government if that was the case.
>>543992874You don't have to sign an NDA because it's already a crime to leak the info. I've done spooky shit on the government and private sides, you're still allowed to put it on your resume just limited info. For example I can't put the address of where I was trained on my education section because it's a clandestine location, but I'm allowed to put the name of the training center, the company/agency and job title. Just not classified or restricted info on the resume, obviously.
>>543991736It produced problems for myself and others. That’s what I sold.
>>543992802doesn't work, it like in the army, you still have to state the name, the company, and the function
>>543993359I have never signed an NDA for a government agency and I've worked for multiple. You're also from an irrelevant country that probably does some wacky shit so we're not talking about the standard culture here. I don't care how shit works in your shithole.
>>543991251I was taking some time for myself.
"depression"If they don't hire me I will sue for discrimination
That was the time where I didn't have a job.
>>543993465>>543993692oh I forgot I am talking to niggers without any freedoms and insurance policies from third world shithole.But yeah I remember working for Elli Lilly once and they told Europeans that we cannot put their name in our CVs because NDAs. Our lawyers just had a good laugh and said to ignore these mutt retards.USA is completely 3rd world shithole to live in right now. And oyu just prove it here over and over again.
>>543991251Why are you working for an employer? Are you not based?
>>543991251I'm under NDA, I'm not allowed to talk about it.
>>543991251Applying for work sounds pretty bad these daysI have a business and everyone who applies is either over qualified or a has a dodgy past.
>>543993646You have to pass the Charisma check
It's so irritating that they ask you this and it's some shitty minimum wage job.
>>543992039Just lie
>>543992403the employer demanded a drivers license for security. i had none because no one pays enough for me to own a car. i use the bus and lost my favorite shirt to a flash storm
>>543994079I don't see any other solution. What do I got to lose at this point?
>>543993859They were outsourcing to Poland because you're basically white jeets who work for peanuts, and they don't want it getting out that they're outsourcing. You probably signed an arbitration agreement too like a cuck. Who the hell is concerned about NDAs when those are now a requirement to work? Yeah sign away your literal constitutional rights. Oh you don't have those anyway.
>>543991251not a question i would be asked because i already lied on my resume about how long i worked at places
>>543994208>Yeah sign away your literal constitutional rightsThat's the difference between Europe and your 3rd world shithole. Even if I sign things it doesnt mean shit if it is against my constitutional rights. Even the one making me sign things like that may have more problems than me.
>>543991251I've always wanted to flip this question back on the HR and start asking them intrusive life questions too, might start asking them if I can stay at their house, if they can make me dinner or if they'll give me their entire CV so I can prune over whether I want to work with such a scrupulous person.
I don'tYou're the one writing your resume. You don't have to put gaps in it.
>>543991669Based.Wish I could help
>>543991251There is no gap and you stupid foid
>>543991251I used double spacing cause I feel it makes it easier on the eyes
>>543991251Imagine begging for a job. In 2026!
>>543992039dude one time i did everything right, was the goodest boy, and they still fired me at one job i was new at, due to an insufferable fat foidi was very young back then and told the truth in interviews. i tried every normie advice>i was just a bad fit but i'll totally work very hard i promise!>i did all these interesting projects and did so good at other jobs!>sometimes things just don't work out. they actually needed someone more senior. but look at this demo of my work isn't it cool?kek. only lying workednever put the truth on your resume. you're the one writing it. anything that's bad just change it.
>>543992591how many aliens have you abducted
>produce your 10yr history of shitposting on pol>watch them realize your inherent comedic genius and give you a cushy job 70k per year in management
>>543991251>How do you explain that gap in your resume?I had a theoretical job in physics.
>>543991251I've never had a gap since 2004.
>>543991251>How do you explain that gap in your resume?It's classified
>>543995347Kek
>>543991251It is beyond your security clearance level
>>543991251I was in jail.For raping.
>>543991504FYI any "I have my own company" or "I was freelancing" will be met with them requesting your past tax forms.t. I tried this and they pulled this on me
>How do you explain that gap in your resume?peepeepoopoo :D
>>543991251I SIGN AN NDA
I spent a few months fapping to furry porn
Gaps honestly do not matter as long as you say something not retarded. My wife is a recruiter and says it has become less and less taboo since Covid. If they even call you it already means the gap meant shit
>"How do you explain not having one between your thighs"?I think we're done here.
>>543992039>>543992234Manual labor.Or wake up at 5 AM to work in a farm some 2 hours away from your residence.Dont worry, they will pick you up!That's the case here, if you dont want to deal with HR nonsense.I have never left the home since 2015.I'll be 30 Next year.
>>543991251>I was not working during that time
>>543995418That's right.Gypsies dont have this lousy anxiety.Its goy coded.
>>543996825>uh im not actually looking to get hired, i have to be actively engaged in seeking employment to get bennies>but if you hire me i will definitely never flush the toilets and raid your fridge
>>543991251I just say “I had my own practice.” Simple as.
>>543997163Don't you have locks to pick?
>>543991736signal interface processing continuity
>>543991251I spent 3 years wandering the wasteland seeking the chrono-crystal from the end of time. I shouldered many burdens offered to me by the hermit wizard in exchange for sustenance on my journey - both nutritional and magickal.As you can see, I have returned, so my search for the chrono-crystal from the end of time obviously went well.If this is a problem for you, the hermit wizard will happily provide a reference and endorsement of my performance regarding the many burdens he placed upon me.And as you can see, my body withstood the torment of a thousand lashings in the caves of Cronos. So...
>>543991251I went on a 9 year spirit trip in the desert and found the meaning of life.I'm not here for the job, I'm here to make love to you or eat you, the aliens did not specify which.
psych ward i heard voices telling me to do things. but im fine now
>>543998016> i heard voices telling me to do things.That's daily standup.
>>543991828Im 34 and used to bang sluts and make money. Then I realized that part of my efforts funded niggers, jews, rape, and just general degeneracy and blasphemy. I now just collect some GI gibs and play Galactic Racer, while you faggots all fund evil and gay niggerdom. Granted it's getting better, but if whenever I go back to work, inflation has hit wages so all my debts are effectively 50% of what they were when I got them. I know everyone is proud for showing up to play the stock market, or use illegal labor to fix some fat shitters house, but you're the paragraphs in history books about the normie fucks who just didn't have a high enough IQ to really do much of shit, besides be some bots, eating slop to flirt with a hymneless barslut on and off for a few weeks to give you hope that you're not suppressing the fact that you have porn induced ED and are also very, very gay. Tldr a rich goy is still a goy.
>>543991736>didOP declared bankruptcy?
>>543991798Thank you for your time
>>543991251I got an inheritance and I blew it by quitting my job, doing a lot of drugs and travelling the world for a year and a half. I'm broke now, so it won't happen again.
Im no moralfag, believe me, but if any of you amerimutts expect to lie on your resume theres a 60% chance your prospective employer will pull your TWN and know youre bullshitting.You have no idea how deep the kike panopticon goes. Stay safe out there fellow spergsI denouce the talmud, the torah, moloch, and all things jewish
>>543991381That's because your an office fag lmao get a real job like pipefitter
>>543991736headaches
I am just going to leave the country. I can't go to russia so I'll go... somewhere else. I HATE FAGGOTS
>>543991736Freelance writer on a message boardI did it for free
How is this even a legal or ethical question?
>>543991251my mom has alzheimers I'm not letting some nigger or jeet beat her up in a care home
>>543999097Well I'm already labeled a bad goy. What's the worst that can they do if I'm caught? Continue to not employ me?
The real test is how well you can lie, recruitment will also lie about salary, tasks required for the job etc.
>>543999097The panopticon is very sophisticated now. You would need NSA tier methods to get around itA group of anons could pull it off, but they (the tings from THEY LIVE...archons or whatever you want to call them) keep us separated
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