It's gonna be that lady that shat herself at those chink Olympics all over again, but 100x worse
>>543997775I think it’s awesome, I’d like to compete in the Olympics, have dreams and ambitions of competing in the upcoming 2028 Summer Olympics in the City of Angels right here at home in the best Country on Earth the United States of America. Would love to keep the dream alive beyond 2028 but I’ll be 39 years old and I just don’t think I have that kind of time left. Let this be words of wisdom to anyone reading this who may be younger than me with a similar mindset, lest you end up like me with no time to waste and like the Yankees last night in the bottom of the 9th, 3 outs away from gettin sent home to shit ass New York after a winless October
The world will see how clean and high tech India is. if your apologies are sincere, we might forgive you.
>>543997775OLYMPIC STREET SHITTING
Imagine all the scamming
>>543998863Right, you just know there will be smelly ass Chinese slant eyed chinks there trying to sell you cheap knockoff sunglasses and do crypto scams
>>543997775The committee is not that stupid. They know what will happen.
>>543999044Yeah and what will happen? A world class athletic display of greatness? Beats what’s going down on the lawn you don’t own loser
>>543999018>the smelly ones are the chinks, no the pajeetoidskek, poo in loo you subhuman>>543998863I bet they're only trying to host so they can cheat as much as they can and then brag about some irrelevant sport medal
>>543997775INDIA OLYMPIC SUPER HOSTER 2020 + 16
Actually seems like a dangerous idea.
>>543999165I’m American and white buddy, but yes the chinks are the smelly ones, you hit that nail right on the head. Go fry some rice with a century egg and some bugs ya fuckin Ching Chong
>>543997775professional now becomes olympic.
>>543997775They will use SCATsat to survey that no one defecates indoors. Launched from SHARt by the way
>>543997775would it be really worse than paris?
>>543997775India superpower 2030 benchod!
Everyone will be RIP by then
>>543999719>I’m American and white buddyhave a (You), memeflag subhuman
>>543997775I honestly hope it does happenIt would be so funny seeing the headlines of athletes getting raped
>>543997775please lord Jesus, have rowing and other water events in India's rivers and media will try and ignore the layer of trash, poop, and corpses to not be racist.
In 2010 the indians wanted to host the Commonwealth Games, whuich is like a smaller olympics for the 100 countries colonized by the UK empire, and athletes reported that there were sewage plants and rivers of shit and corpses near the stadiums and village built for the teams.India reportedly wanted this because they were trying to compete with China which had gotten the 2008 olympics, and wanted to show "india is also a superpower". Superpower status was delayed to 2020 then. I guess India superpower 2040.
>>543997775P O O L Y M P I C SOOLYMPICS
>>543997775They need to do the winter olympics as well, back to back
>>543997775dear god please let it happen
>>543999044You mean like shithole sochi? And ac free france? Lmao.
>>543997775holy potential shitshow!!!please 4chan, let's make this happen!where can i vote???i want to vooooote for india!!!VOTE FOR INDIA>VOTE FOR INDIAVOTE FOR INDIA>VOTE FOR INDIAVOTE FOR INDIA>VOTE FOR INDIAVOTE FOR INDIA>VOTE FOR INDIAVOTE FOR INDIA>VOTE FOR INDIA
>>543997775Millions of rapes all caught on video.
>>543997775It will be even worse than the Chinese Olympics.
>>543997775When they hosted the commonwealth games almost everyone got ill. So ill infact people nearly died.
>>543997775For once I might actually watch it
>>543999915the alleged plane hijacker was named bathroom.
India will win the swimming events, everyone else will likely die from pollution.>>544002076That had great thps vibes.
>>543999915Bathroom, King of BathroomsHamam Al Hamamitried to flush a poo but the poo prevailed and saved Israel! yay. boo bathroom boo
>>544000523>rivers of shit and corpsesElite human crapital
>>544002076are they not able to consider converting it? it's just too much attention too quickly? they spend billions getting ready but then leave it all to rot. I hate leftists whining about homeless people and shit, but surely you could make it into any sort of community center. a convention center, a theme park/amusement park. it would just need to be worth more to attend than it costs to attend. is the barrier that high? people are selective? tickets to Disney are like $500.kids wouldn't pay $10 to use that slide?meh idk. and don't really care. it's probably all "money laundering" anyway.they sacrificed Heather Orourke during superbowl
>>543997775Kek yes. Please God, please let the olympics happen in Delhi. Nobody will actually compete, athletes will be hospitalized and raped in the hospital, bur the memea will be glorious.
>>544002864I’d compete, if you’re saying no one would compete it looks like I’d be a walk on for boxing in 80 kg weight class at 47 years old, would be historic, I promise you there ain’t a soul on this Earth who’d make it that easy for me. You’re the only loser bowing out of that competition, I respect your decision to williningly bow out and concede, you would’ve got your dopey, whiney, soft handed ass kicked anyway
>>543997775imagine the smell
>>543997775please god sweet jesus yes
>>544003752Bro, you think your immune system will survive India and you'd also be able to be in fighting shape after being exposed to that level of filth.It's like saying "on yeah, we can fight in a septic tank". Nah, bro, you are good. You go there, I am good.India is worse than a septic tank actually. In India they'll rape you when you get hospitalised too.
>>543999044sounds like a bunch of racists imho
never will be as kino as Brazilwe had trannies robbing athletes at gun point
Oh god please. If the chaos gods of the universe are listening, this would be so incredibly funny, please will it to be. It's perfect really. Literally there are no bad outcomes >outcome 1: the international world is exposed to the wonderful Country that is India and chaos and schadenfruede insues. Normies understand why Indian culture is shitty and goofy shit happens. >outcome 2: India is forced to get its shit together in order to look good/passable on the international stage. Exposure to that many clean and nice foreigners shocks at least SOME indians into realizing that they can do better. Literally a win-win situation (big-picture that is) if the Olympics go to india.
>>544004699skulls for the skull throne!
>>544004950I wouldn't go that far. But truly it would be the funniest possible outcomes.India won't let anyone die, right guys? India will make sure all the competitors are safe and healthy, right?Can an indian /pol/ poster please back me up on the fact that the glorious country of India would insure the saftey for everyone?
>>543997775>decathlon cancelled due to Cholera>bodies floating in the swimming lanes
>>543997775It would be the most deadly Olympics in human history both for competitors and audiance
>>543997775Literally, and I mean it from the bottom of my heart, LATAM wouldd probably host a better Olympics than pajetland
>>543997775Why is there an anus in the middle of their flag?
>>544005529Dude I’ll go swim across their shitty river right now. Are you all really such pussies? Hilarious. Oh no, water, I might get wet. Yall are so soft
>>543998030I jerked off to her several times.
>>544002717Japan got screwed with covid but it was for the best travel was banned.
>>543997775They would be forced to clean up their streets for once
>>544005913Kind of like Shart Francisco when pooh bear visited.
>>544002864Rare and basedAnd the media blackout will be sweet, there'll be no spinning that
>>544005529>It would be the most deadly Olympics in human history both for competitors and audianceSurely the greek/roman ones would be up there
Shit like that tv show amazing brainwashed nigger cattle into believing India was a clean and friendly foreign land.Please let them show the real India to the world, codex pajeet olympics edition.
>>543997775they should host the hyrox world championship
>>544006524I think they’re fascinating in some sense, and I think there is something sacred about their river, what other river In the world is there where so many people have swam in it, cleansed their spirit in it, from their richest to their poorest they all swim in it. They have a deep understanding that they’re all humans, it’s communal, the same blood that flows through one flows through the other, you’d have to be a bigot to look at it some other way. And sure someone will say oh but shit gets in that river, yeah shit gets in every river probably worse in America, because the money that goes towards keeping rivers clean gets pissed away up someone’s greedy nose, at least in India they care for theirs and consider it sacred and holy
>>544007837I guess that's why tanneries dump chromium into it, kek.
>>544006599I love how hyrox will be forever associated with poop now. They should have DQ'ed her immediately. Suffah pooprox
>>544008860Tannery japannery
>>543997775God, let this happen. So many normies would see what a shithole india is. Imagine all the athletes that would be coming down with intestinal problems from eating the food.God, yes, please let this happen.Let's meme this into existence.
>>543999719>I’m American and white... says memeflaggot.
>>544010828There won't be any Indians in India by 2036.
>>544002864Rareflag has spoken.Let it be so.
>>543998826THE INDIAN SHIMMY CHAMPIONS
>>544010967If all jeets agreed to leave india and never return, I'd move there.It'd be interesting to watch nature heal.I'd feel blessed to be the one to bring the news to elephants, wild dogs, monitor lizards, and designated shitting streets that their nightmare was over.
>>543997775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xl0b2LGf9jM4 or 10 years.
>>544011036People who saved up their entire lives to attend the Olympics will tell the pilot to do a 360 and fly back once they look out their window and see Mumbai.
>>543997775why not let a superpower hold it?
>>544005778>Hi, I'm Samuel Griffiths, and welcome to Jackass>this is poo diving
>>543997775This sounds hilarious. If the committee refuses, call them racist or something.
>>543997775By 2036 half of the world will be IndianNot funny
>>544005913Thats not how izzat work, hans.
>>543997775india superpower number 1
It might actually go well>government makes massive effort to clean the place up for the Olympics so the country isn't embarrassed on an international scale>all the conditioning to not poop in the street/throw your trash in the river/etc. stays after the athletes leavebut maybe I'm just being optimistic
>>543997775Their athletes don't even qualify for the human olympics... maybe we can fit them into the special olympics
>>543999044Exactly. 103,098th best long jumper on the planet? Not now. You would be watching the most autoimmune biologically perfect specimens alive winning the gold medal. That would be mostly Indian regionals, at the top of the gold medal ranking roister.
>>543998030Everyone gets stomach flus, food poisoning and septic shock and jeets win a bunch of medals in 1st time in history and then brag about how great they are
>>544015241They hosted the badminton world championship and they had to hire people to initiate monkey sounds coz actual monkeys were showing up to the venues in the past. And there were loads of other problems.This is just one simple event for a not that major sport.
>>543997775Imagine the olympic rapes on the athletes. So much chaotic kino stories that could come from this. Fug, we gotta meme this shit into fruition bros
>>544011036i think this is the official triathlon beach. excited to watch the athletes give their best and fight for survival.
