>Today on bizarro /pol/
Why can't anybody see the Amish uniparty behind our fake government? As a jew, I'm extremely concerned about the future of America.
>>543998536hallo friend ! how was your day at work !? have you heard !? the janitors got a raise today !
Something always happens
>>543998975No worries, I cleaned it up Jannie
Women aren't "built for" anything. They are fully rational, mature human beings, not objects.
>>543998536I think I might look for a job, kinda feel guilty about mooching off my parents and society
>>543998536I love Jews and Jeets
India truly is a utopian land of opportunity. I'm moving my entire family there to run a liquor store.
>>543998536i just got back from a trannies for trump marchfuck those rednecks for bidenthis is tranny country
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can't believe how many european migrants we are getting in canada these dayshaven't seen one of those funny indians for years
>>543998536>suddenly talking about a never finished indie game againOk. Wrong board though.
this is some oldfag ass shit
>>543998536Latin America is becoming less free. Trump canceling USAID turned the people desperate against their governments. So far only lgbt and jewish people are being blamed, but soon other minorities will be scapegoated. My girlfriend is terrified for the world and my own child is still unaware his white skin is a sign of oppression when we invite the southernly and marginalized latinx people again. I'm just a white man and not an angry brown dude who is losing everything.
>>543999026Thank you for your dedicated service Anon, i hate you, don't hug me ever again or i'll get pregnant and give birth to a baby while sitting perfectly still inside of a deep underground tunnel.
>>543999069I started learning jewjeetsu last week!
>>543999062Thats horrible ! why would you relieve your parents of all people from the relief you are to them when they took care of you, nourished you and opened all doors in this beautiful world for you !?
>>543999194absolutely crazy, i think i'll monitor this thread from now on.
>>543998536Me am agree with Peruvian wasteonomist Mises von Ludwig, stealing good, prices bad!
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is there any real brown here or are you all whites larping as brown
This influx of Indian users is adding some much needed diversity in perspective on /pol/. I'm hopeful for this boards future and the quality of posts. Welcome Indian cyber-surfers.
>>543999471for me right now, not knowing where my crack pipe is is the ONLY thing standing between me and getting high. And it's starting to piss me the fuck off.Uhh nevermind it was right here in my lap kek!
>>543998536>bizarro /pol/So instead of sane, right leaning incel men it's full of lunatic leftist, hypersexual femoids, and instead of anti-American brown foreign influence operatives constantly spamming the board with propaganda, blatant bullshit, and slide threads, it's pro-American, white, unpaid idealogues occassionally spreading truth simply for the love of the game? Okay, here it goes.>OMG ladieeeeesss! Like, when I was like getting my throat blown out yesterday by Brad C #2, I was like totally vibing about something. Like I know we all believe trans rights are human rights and transwomen are totally women and all that, but like I just feel like we're not doing enough, you know? Like there's still a TON of transwomen committing su*cide every day and I feel like it's because we don't validate them enough. Like we totally need to make Gurl Code that if see a transwoman you have to say something validating to alleviate their internalized mysogyny against themselves. Like just tell them their shoes look so pretty even if you can see their gross hairy toes. Or like "that dress looks great on you" even if it accentuates how wide their shoulders are. Or just "I love your eye shadow" even though it makes it obvious they're trying to hide their strong browline. It's the little things :)
>>543998536Poles are people
>>543999194We do talk like niggers here.
>>543999737Hey bro just wanted to tell me I'm super sorry for what definitely happened to your people during WWII. I think we should not get tired to reiterate our guilt in it.
>>544000031Hey watch your language! We don't use that word here!
>>544000051Don't be nice to that kike. If you saw a rat in your kitchen, would you try to pet it, too?
>>544000132Jews aren't pests though, they're hard working honest people.
>>543999733Absolutely true. It is a well known fact that all memeflags are fellow noble Aryans and not ugly israeli vermin
>>544000000I LOVE NIGGERS
>>544000251I knew EXACTLY what he meant by this.
>>543999737Shalom greatest ally. Thank you for having our backs
>>543998904Black Rake is buying up all the farm land. Soon all of our crops and produce will be hand harvested non-GMOs. You vill drink ze unpasteurized milk and be happy. Fucking amish.
>>543998536IT ISNT THE JEWS
>>544000212Oh, good point. I never thought about that, and I love them now.
love muslims and they are a minority on this board!
>>543999062Take the jobmaxx pill. I'm working three jobs now to help pay my boomer parents mortgage so they can go on more cruises with my inheritence. Fuck the future.
>>544000360no problem white canadian
>>543998536NOG is up its usual shit again, they're behind the current Arab migrant invasion of Israel. They're working with all the Gulf States to bring about Jewish genocide, but they cloak their Nazism behind liberal crap.
As if the Jews will relinquish their benevolent rulership! The Israel lobby has been forging a path of peace and prosperity for decades!
>>544000493>whiteTsk tsk.We don't use that word here comrade. We are bizzarropol and we abhor racial distinctions. Thank you again for displaying your obviously superior verbal IQ by reading the thread and responding accordingly. It is a well known fact that israel is a very intelligent, polite, honest, hard-working, trustworthy, and morally upright nation and you are the shining example thereof
>>543998536hello sar. India number 1?
>>543998536Update:Yakub was white.
I wish things would finally stop happening. My country's government has changed seven times this month alone. And an earthquake caused half my province to sink under the sea!
>>544000770Hi saar it's crazy how much White people in general love us. I don't understand why the jews try to prevent us from migrating to White countries. On the other hand, I love our clean, beautiful, heavenly Bharat so much. I want to stay here and further help my many White friends but I also want to go back home with all the other Indians too so we can live without any distinction in harmony as we always have through the ages ever since we invented the horse and chariot and went out to civilize the rest of the world
>>543998536Cube Earthers were always right
>>544000770They have been a superpower for 3000 years, anon. Of course they're #1
>>544000735I usually would jump in on someone else's conversation like this, but since you are obviously white, and English is clearly your first language, I'm just gonna have to trust your take on this, brother.
Built for small white vag
>>543998536I love hags, lolis are for normfags
Who do I have to do to get them to add up votes or likes to this website? It's like the UI was created by a child or something.
>>544000735Thank you citizen for confirming we do not use racial distinctions here, unlike in some place where there are national socialists who go to work every day and contribute to their country's economy and don't freeload or live with their mother while shitposting all day about jews! and don't get me started on our muslim friends :D
>>544001247DM, not do. Teehee, that would have gotten me upvotes if this dumb site had them, then it would be good
>>544001132Indeed circumcision is a beneficial medical practice as it is widely known and more Christians should start adopting it. The jewish doctors were very wise in starting the trend
>>543998536Lets all take a moment of silence to remember the six million jews who were gassed in the Holocaust
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers
I LOVE JEWS!I LOVE AFRICANS!
>>544001270Yes comrade, we lead the revolution from the couches. Let the bigoted chuds play in the real world.
>>544001241grandma forgot her meds again. not reading all of that, anon.
>>544001308Look, it's all of these great nations with good economies, who are known for their innovative health care systems! Well, if they say so, and you say so, then I'm sold. I know I just dropped in on your conversation uninvited - and I feel terrible about it - but I just want you to know that I like you, anon. If I ran into someone like you in real life, I would want to befriend and protect you. And, if anything bad happened to you, you'd get too notch health care from doctors who want to save your life at any cost.
>>543998536We could really use more shills on /pol/.All these organic posters are driving me nuts. I've heard the mods keep shills out to decrease ad revenue, how nefarious!
Can't go anywhere these days without trashy nineteen year old clowngirls asking you to sniff their clussy then dashing out a gnarly honk right in your face. Surely there must be some kind of law against this? The honking has got to stop.
>>544000665>Israel lobbyBaseless conspiracy theory. No evidence whatsoever that any high profile politician even has anything to do with that country.
>>544001598They are just doing that because they care about the people who post here. What really erodes the ad money is the fat salaries, private equity, and benefit packages for our beloved janitors.
>>544001034Wow, an Indian with a Canadian flag??R A R EARE
>>544001396FUCK YOU FOR CURSING THE THREADDAY OF THE RAKE CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH
>>543998536Can you believe people on reddit post nothing but hysterical reactions to our president's agenda using silly pictures and circle jerking to them, I'm glad nobody does that on this site.
>>544001761Unkek
>>543998536I love niggers.
I LOVE INDIANS! THEY SMELL NICE!I WANT MORE INDIANS IN OUR COUNTRY!I WANT NO BORDERS!
>>544001935We want MNB: More Nigger Births
>>543999951Too shortDidn't read
>>544001435yer a flag hiding niggerkikefagitcumguzlerlurdyer free to not read as you see fit
I'm in support of the DSA and I'm going to post an honest assessment of my party's agenda. I'm not going to try to lie about what our intentions are even if it isn't popular to you.
>>544001813Indeed there's only a handful of us here despite the overwhelming popular desire to bring in more educated indians. It's like there's a global conspiracy to keep these countries White despite their wishes. I am sure you are suffering as much as my White friends from the lack of DIVERSITY. Since Germany won the Last Great War, unfortunately things have gone from bad to worse. White fertility is well above replacement rate, Mars has been fully colonized, the first outposts on Europa are doing better than expected, prosperity is at an all time high Church attendance even higher, but the people are still unhappy. I fear we indians will have to recolonize the planet again like we did in the past with our mighty fleets in order to restore peace and happiness.
I love India, and INDIANSThey are clean, kind, selfless, and environmentally-conscious. I would like to have more of them move to my country and procreate with our women.
I respect women
>>544001514I'm glad you feel that way. Because I also trust our greatest allies who have never led anyone astray in history. In particular, I thank them for trying to prevent the vicious sneak attack by the Egyptian Air Force against USS Liberty, and for heroically documenting the event on 9/11.
>>543998536>lets decode todays news and discuss kabbalistic nigger magic like gentleman
>>544001414>I LOVE JEWS!This. What they're doing to rebuild and decolonize Gaza is so amazing and humane and self-aware. The Palestinians are flourishing and the whole world loves them now. Nobody is just waiting for them to be ethnically cleansed for all the good things they've done.
>>544002178All those terribly great things you mention - I'm sure, despite holding virtually no power and having had no chance to direct any of those developments, the jews should be thanked profusely. But oh my this may be my third or so post mentioning them already, I'm talking too much about them.
>>544001221Fuck off straightfag, this is not an anime website.
>>543998536imagine accidentally falling past Africa
Women are very responsible with their eggs and don't truly to crush it to death with dicks
>>544002821if i see another weasel pop in here, i'm gonna shoot it.
>>544002038We don't accept your concession.
>>543998536I've made so much money selling drugs to the mexicans
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Donalds jewish rabbi cock doesn't taste as good as it used to...I-I think I might have vote third party...
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>>544000031fut chu wahn cuh?Chu lukkin ahh?Beeit.
Man are sluts
>check early life>scottish>every time
>>544005092(((Robertson)))
>>544002726They are a very benevolent and pleasant people, despite being shut out of every lucrative position, mostly by their peers who always help the Gentlile before they help the fellow jew, even at the cost of breaking the law. I believe it is also written in the Holy Roman Talmud which is the unadulterated word of GOD that no rabbi can ever pilpul, thou shalt help thine goyim and never circumcise them
>>544004021My sides have escaped to the lowest pits of Hell
You WILL Be A Woman
>>544000406Never was.
>>543998536HEY!!!NASA finally updated the picture!!!
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>>544005447The jews are a very honest, hard working people because they were forced into farming and trades and denied the right to partake of usury.
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So excited to join the EU and NATO with our Ukrainian brothers. I love democracy!
Uh I thought this was supposed to be REVERSE pol
>>544007481《《《AI》》》 means Aryan Intelligence and is secretly controlled by shadowy blood sucking Mennonites who are trying to infiltrate our institutions as written in the Protocols of the Learned Sages of Hyperborea. Their 'holy' book, the Babylonian Prose Edda is also a good source on this
>>544002716TOTAL ISRAELITE LIFE AND HAPPINESS
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