HURRICANE ISAIAS is pummeling its way toward Florida. First hurry-cane of the season because we got cucked by super el nino.BULLETINHurricane Isaias Advisory Number 9NWS National Hurricane Center Miami FL AL092026400 PM CDT Thu Oct 08 2026 ...HURRICANE HUNTERS FIND THAT ISAIAS NOW HAS 100 MPH WINDS......PREPARATIONS TO PROTECT LIFE AND PROPERTY FROM STORM SURGE ANDDAMAGING WINDS IN THE WARNING AREA SHOULD BE RUSHED TO COMPLETIONTODAY... SUMMARY OF 400 PM CDT...2100 UTC...INFORMATION----------------------------------------------LOCATION...24.4N 89.3WABOUT 215 MI...345 KM N OF PROGRESO MEXICOABOUT 325 MI...525 KM S OF THE MOUTH OF THE MISSISSIPPI RIVERMAXIMUM SUSTAINED WINDS...100 MPH...155 KM/HPRESENT MOVEMENT...NE OR 50 DEGREES AT 12 MPH...19 KM/HMINIMUM CENTRAL PRESSURE...975 MB...28.80 INCHES
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>>543998617Alabamanons and Florida chads stay inside, I know its a weak storm but could still be dangerous in some areas. Tropical system are interesting to observe, almost as cool as winter extra tropical systems.
>>543999376It's most likely going to be just shy of cat 3.
LET'S FUCKING GO
>>543999376No way. The Crimson Tide is going to kick georgia puppy ass on Saturday. No hurricane is going to save those mutts from what's coming to them.
>>543999732>mfw hurricanecels want to stop my goyball event
>>543998617Why is Alabama blushing?
>>543998617Seems like a nothing burger. I missed Hurricane kino this year too. OP. Gonna be a weird winter tho so maybe we’ll get some power outage and flooding kino. Fingers crossed Texas gets fucked
>>543998617I tried, I honestly thought AHSG was dead and that this entire website was dead.
>>543998617You're welcome, by the way. I bought a case of Bang's root beer the day before the NOAA started making a big deal out of this thing. Willed it into existence. I'll let you all line up and suck me off after the storm to thank me.
>>543998617Any chance of the spaghetti models shifting the probability cone further east? I noticed some of the spaghetti strands diverging eastward on the 5pm update.
>>543999600It's good that it's not a 4 or 5 at least
I will be very comfy watching landfall tomorrow.Mostly a nothing burger but weather is fun.
>>543998617I have my snacks ready for the landfall. /ahsg/ being dead this year has been horrible, fucking El Niño.
>>544000174You're back!
Testing something. Did they chance the TC salt in the last few years?
>>544000174It's such a small center of circulation.Cantore was pissed it is getting sheared hard.
Ok, so they changed the salt after the hack last year. Most unfortunate, but nothing to be done about it.
>>543999600Nah, most spaghetti is saying cat 4 is possible.
>nigger ball moving college gameday indoors because of muh hurricaneThese clowns are 200 miles inland.lmao
>>544000372ai is too powerful now. they will track them too well and we won't get any surprises. people will be prepared and buy all the gas even sooner than usual
>>>PASTEBIN<<<https://rentry.co/ahsg>>>PASTEBIN<<<
>>544000372Originally it was predicting new orleans / biloxi.Depends how quickly it gets picked up and shoved north but it could wobble more east.
>Shut it down
Pensacola here (ignore flag, I am ban evading) I dont think it will actually be that bad
Gulf Breeze anon here. Already ratchet strapped the roof of my shed down.
Torontofag here. How fucked am I?
>>544007511death is iminent.
>>544007511Might as well bend over now.
>>543998617Pensacola here, it's literally tracking through my backyard.
>>544008406Yeah, Probably won't be too bad, I am not sure it will make landfall more than a cat 2 100 MPH. Surge will also probably be annoying but not that deadly. As long as Ron is governor, the death toll of Florida hurricanes will probably remain very low.
>>543998617>somehow... AHSG returned...
>>544008619I started this thread 3 times over the last 2 days, it kept getting archived worth 5 posts
She's intensifying folks, I can feel it. The latest hurricane hunter plane abandoned the mission and made a b-line west before it could get close to the center.
>>543998617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmaPn619HkIWWE is doing shows in the path of the storm this weekend, coincidence?
>>544004889>>544000174go back to your reddit discord channel, you faggot trannies.
>>544008406AHSG party at your place tomorrow night in that case.
>>543998617Weren't people crying about how there hadn't been any hurricanes like 2 weeks ago?
>>544009206el nino did this to us. let's hope next season is extra intensity.
>>544008703I have a feeling 4chan is, overall, perhaps dead. I generally stopped coming here for anything other than AHSG for a solid 4 years. AHSG, or a MAJOR actual happening, is the only thing that brings me back. Though, perhaps I am chasing nostalgia a bit.
>>544009113You know, I missed you bud. I might not be a tranny discord faggot, but at least you're human and autistic enough to keep this up.
>>544009156Yeah, I finally have a proper hurricane hit my neck of the woods and I'm not even going to be able to chase it.
>>544009206This is the first notable hurricane this year, and the season is almost over.
>>544009882Yeah, hopefully next year brings us some good stuff, or perhaps it's the start of a decade drought (then we can understand Tornado Fags and their EF-5 drought)
>>544000174>I honestly thought AHSG was deadTo be fair it's been a slow ass season in general, barely any storms this year. It wouldn't surprise me if Isias is the only hurricane this year
>>544009935praying for a super la nina next year
>>544010024The only action was Hawaii getting scraped by a couple hurricanes.
>>544009746>AHSG, or a MAJOR actual happeningThose are pretty much the only times I come back. Every now and again I pop onto /gif/ for the rekt threads. It's demoralizing and bad for your mental health to regularly come here.
>>544006119Just imagine all of the sports cucks having ropes bound around their man tits and getting dildo ass fucked by their fat cunt wives over THIS one!
