When I was around 5 my mom randomly converted to Judaism and dragged us all along with her.We went to synagogues, I learned Hebrew, and my sister even had a bat mitzvah. At school I got all sorts of Hitler jokes, told I was going to hell, put on blast by the fucking teacher in front of the whole class that I'd be "twiddling my thumbs" on Christmas. Then at the synagogue I was ostracized by the other kids for being an obvious outsider who really didn't care about whatever desert voodoo shit they were talking about. Even my dad was their literal Shabbos goy.The cherry on top is that my mom "found Jesus" and converted BACK to Christianity when she got sober.
>t. hardest childhood on /pol/damn, dude
>>544000146This is hilarious. You should write a book about this experience
>>544000146Do you believe HaShem gave you the land of Palestine?
>>544000146Into the oven you go, slimey kike
>>544000146What did you take away from this?
>>544000146Damn dude, that sucks.
>>544000323As a jew, I shall just steal his post to use as a prompt to for ai to write a book for him and keep the shekels to myself.
>>544000146Israel gets about $6B a year.Total net worth of Jews in the US is around $3T.