>livestreamer constantly gets drunk, has rotting legs after amputation, and drives into ongoing traffic on his scooter>his audience loves it and wants him to keep doing it>he drives into ongoing traffic 2 more times and then looks depressed What the fuck is going on with society?Man is suicidal and people are excited to see if he dies
>>544035759Figure it out dude
>>544035759
everyone loves a freakshow - look at chris-chan or /ck/'s jack
>>544035759He has no legs and rides a scooter? Post a link that sounds entertaining.
>>544035866Wait, is it this kind of scooter?
>>544035759the people who watch streams are kinda fucked in the head from the lack of any real social interaction.
>>544035877also the whole of kiwifarms
>>544035759I'm surprised that dude is still alive desu. he was in terrible shape like 5 years ago
>>544035759This guy is clearly trying to drink himself to death asap. He needs an intervention. Unfortunately, the damage he’s done to his brain and body has already been so extensive that he will never be able to live a normal life even if he cleaned up his act starting today. So he might as well just double down since he’s already fucked and basically a walking corpse anyway
>>544036185Shut up, retard.
He's the antibody response to the current state of the world, if you truly lived in it, this would be you. The nothing people wandering around him are just the bacteria.
>>544036163>>544036185Deal with that dude.
>>544036290The guy’s legs are already rotting off, he’ll never walk normally again and his brain has been turned to mush. There’s no undoing that. The best thing that can happen is for this guy’s failure of a life to serve as a warning to others not to become alcoholics.
>>544036185
I'm just waiting on the bossmanjack homeless phone gamba arc I was promised 3000 years ago
Blade the Undying
>>544036478>Ohhhhhhh dude, this is gonna be it dude dude dude… YEEEEESSSS! YESSSSSS! DUDE DUDE ONE MORE AND… NO! NO! NO FUCKING FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK FUCKING NIGGER… oop, I didn’t say that. I didn’t say that. Please don’t ban me. Dude, please don’t ban me. I didn’t say that. Dude, I didn’t say it!
>>544035759That's crazy, I remember watching not him specifically but other MW2 commentators back in the day and did kind of wonder how they adapted to their game losing popularity
Entertainment is king on this blue marble of despair. That being said, I’d never watch this shit.
I wonder how much Jaeger a dood have to drink to make his legs start rotting.
>>544035759WAO
>>544035889Rascal Mobility Scooter.
>>544035866Idgi. Seems like a normal day in the life of a cripple on a rascal
>>544035935It's a mobility scooter you usually see the fattest Americans in. His foot necrotized so he can't exactly walk.
>>544035759dance monkey
>>544035866https://youtu.be/cscuCIzItZQ
>>544035759yeah hes based. too based for our world.
>>544035943Agreed
>>544035759This man is the IRL equivalent to this
>>544036185Finally, a sequel to Leaving Las Vegas
>>544035877I'm in ck often and I'm not aware of a Jack character. QRD? It's that the god bless guy?
>>544035866Perfect chance to hit a sweet jump off the cornhole board.
>>544038055Shitty cook who cant beat his son anymore because he lost the use his arm after his second stroke. https://youtu.be/p_3O2Bl5AbQ
>>544038021My headcanon is that every Nicholas Cage movie is merely everything that happened before Leaving Las Vegas. You can’t watch a Nick Cage movie and not imagine that the character is being the way that he is because he’s absolutely hammered half the time.Wicker Man was pretty much “Ok Nick so your character is a cop who drinks too much honey wine and terrorizes a remote island of pagan cultists, ok now GO!”
>>54403575920 years ago he bought into no pussy no work, except it wasn’t called that at the time. This is the future for a good 25% of NEETs on 4chins. Morbid obesity and crippling depression with a cripple scooter. In 15 years gen alpha will be laughing at your gangrenous leg and encouraging you to drive your scooter straight into traffic.
>>544035759>FigureitoutdudeSeriously tho how the fuck is blade still alive? I remember like a decade ago he had a girlfriend and was in a RV streaming, being wasted but blade got cucked by some streamer, he was too drunk to fight back.
>>544035759who gives a shit? dont you do the same to trannies?
I used to watch this guy back in the mw2/bo1 eraSeems like a lifetime agoRip
>>544035759Newfag, people have been cheering and begging anons to livestream their suicides, and sometimes they actually get to watch like the guy who blew his brains out on /r9k/ or the dozens or so /b/tards.Western people have always been demonic.
>>544036185>He needs an intervention.he's done that a bunch of times already, look where it got him, he just needs to keep going
>>544035759I am probably only about 3 years from turning into this guy.
>>544035866>Bottle of Jager in his basketThe life.
>>544039584>blade got cucked by some streamerKek, some other streamer took his girl?
>>544035866King life
>>544035877Press F for our greatest loser, now lost.
>>544040834>people have been cheering and begging anons to livestream their suicides,Literally just kiwiniggers and 764 Jews. Both pedophiles.
>>544037286That's such horse shit I knew a Vietnam veteran with both his lower legs blown off who ranched for decades with his robot legs.
>>544035866I love how he hesitates, knowing he will never break through that fence, and then guns it anyway
>>544043507I miss this lil boglim nigga...
>>544035759>Balding and old with no familyI feel for him. Another victim of modernity
>>544043401CHICKEN ANDY It wasn't 10 years ago but fuck it felt like ithttps://youtu.be/au9_ORubVTU?is=n0GLmNA_jR_qZ4Yc
>>544045317he was always a nigger
>>544035759cant believe hes still doing this shit. i remember hearing about him as a kid as a cod youtuber or something, but didn't really know who he was until he appeared on ice poseidon's stream. it was funny content but dude should have got his shit together by now. pretty sad
>>544035877Only freaks like a freakshow. It makes them feel better to see people even lesser than they are, gives em an endorphin rush.
>>544043536Neither existed in 2006 you dumb nigger
>>544044948He’s not really old. Just early 40s. That’s still enough time for a man to turn things around in his life.But for Blade, the damage he’s done to his body at this point from excessive drinking is pretty much non-reversible.Amputated foot and loss controls of his bowels so he regularly pisses+shits his pants on stream.I want to think he’ll have a happy ending but at this rate its over.
>>544036185>This guy is clearly trying to drink himself to death asap.How hard is it for the average person to get cyanide? Is that something one can make at home?
>>544046504>Is that something one can make at home?yeah sure jeets do it all the time, if they can, you certainly should be able to.
>>544035759why are you consuming this media?
>>544046583>yeah sure jeets do it all the time,???For what purpose?I have never heard of this, and it seems like if this was really a thing there'd be wayyyy more jeets dying.I've worked with jeets in fabrication and construction. They'd be funny as fuck if they weren't so dangerous. I can't imagine jeets regularly handling cyanide without a significant percentage of accompanying deaths.
>>544046651Bored.
I cant believe someone is drinking themselves to death with JEGERthis shits expensiveand its so sweetI cant imagine having that as your go to drink that you presumably drink at least a bottle a daythe fucking sugar is probably doing more damage to you than ethanol is
>>544042959>I am probably only about 3 years from turning into this guy.Bro, you need to think positively. I think if you were to get serious and really make the commitment, you could be here in a year, 18 months tops. But you have to put in the work.
The Vegas streams have been litApparently he's going live tonight also
>>544045317Kek, wow
>>544043507>>544044783Josh was one of very few lolcows that were pretty much harmless(well... Not to himself sadly) and not really a bad person.I really miss the boglim too
>>544046504Isn't cyanide just rat poison
>>544048845That's strychnine. And a really, really unpleasant death.Cyanide, you pretty much pass out from lack of oxygen absorption, then everything shuts down.
>>544047133oh I was thinking of ricin, but I bet they can make cyanide there too, they have all kinds of stuff there and it's all deadly
