Even birds know that women shouldn’t be allowed to vote
>>544053276Think of how anxious and chaotic the emotions of the common women are. This isnt surprising at all, woman are crazy.
>>544053276Not just birds. I can pass by within like a meter of a squirrel before it decides to hop away. On the other hand I've seen them avoiding wahmen like the plague.
>>544053276>Birds don't like hensWeird.
There is likely "play" body language we're overlooking that women are really bad at expressing.Oh. Wait. Women suck at banter.
if they met the women get close there is a high chance that the women may do some ketamine and rape them, or try to strangle them. pretty smart by the birds.
animals can sense evil
Men have souls, women lack them. Birds, being created of the Lord, can sense this. Its science.
>>544053276Birds choose the man
>>544053276Many years ago, my cat chased a bird into the laundry. The bird saw me and shat all over the washing machine out of fear. I calmly stood there and let the bird settle down and then I opened the window and it flew out. I also fed a bird that landed on my wing mirror with pieces of banana and it kept coming back for more. Birds are amazing and adorable.
Women would literally have sex with a giant bird (read: rape since birds cant consent) if possible.I'm sure there's even giant bird dildos out there.Women are sick.
>>544053276Some song birds and chipmunks are helping me hem my pants.
>>544053276My hypothesis on this is that modern women carry themselves more stiff and clumsily, while men tend to have a smoother gate and inviting body language. Bitches be out here stepping flat footed and looking like they want to eat you alive.
Birds, for some reason, really really don't like long hanging things. Womens hair does the trick. This is why to scare them you hang shiny ribbons from your tree
>>544053276explains why my ostrich chases my grandma around the farm, always funny as shit. Run granny run ahahahahahahaha
>>544053276>lets see who owns VICE>Soros Fund Management Ah yes, the psyop to get men to hate women continues ever more. Break families, lower birthrates, isolate the population by half automatically.Divide and conquer.
>>544055867>Run granny run ahahahahahahaha
https://youtu.be/75D8lWGd_NE
>>544053276Its perfume
>>544055867>Run granny run
>>544053276There is probably a small difference in body language or speed of approach.Maybe men are more used to not wanting to come across as scary than women.
>>544055708This is an incredibly good take, actually. Look at women when you’re out and about walking around and see how many of them you’d ever describe as “graceful”.
>>544055891Anon...women don't really need help being hated. They're doing a stellar job of being utterly detestable and intolerable all on their own
>>544055617Based
>>544055708Women do tend to stomp, it’s surreal. I guess that comes from them being so much lighter so they don’t feel the effects of cumulative joint damage so quickly. If I at 205 walked liked a typical woman of 140 I’d throw my back, knees and hips out within a week. Absolutely insane how hard they stomp. A woman walking upstairs will produce as much, if not more noise as me because I transfer my weight properly from heel to toe and control my movement. Meanwhile these bitches do just be falling with their entire bodyweight onto their heels in an uncontrolled manner every step. Absolutely spastic movement. Disabled looking. No wonder the poor birds get spooked.
>>544053276DID THEY CONTROL FOR HAIRCUTSWERE THEY SPOOKED BY ELLEN PAGE HE/HIM
>>544053276If they did this study across more animals they'd all show the same skew. Animals pick up on small things like nerves, body language, and smells. Women are awful at masking all 3. Their general neuroticism & heightened anxiety/paranoia makes them visibly nervous. Literally 99%+ of men on this planet have had to shut down their emotions, stay collected in moments of frustration or chaos, etc. It makes us better with animals by default.Basically, the languages men speak are more animalistic in nature. A woman would approach a lost dog baby talking it & not recognizing its a nervous & untrusting mess that is about to bite them. We would see the body language quickly & back off.
Birds understand that men in the urban environment are creatures of deep despair and are thus of no threat
>>544055617>also fed a bird that landed on my wing mirror with pieces of bananado that with a crow and you'll soon have an airborne bro army
>>544055617Birds have wonderful memories & can be quite sweet to friends they make. Finding this out later in life made me feel sad for all the crows I needlessly shot growing up
I wonder how long it will take before this thread is nuked by fur(feather?)posting
Birds have always been smart than the average animal after all
>>544053276Animals are great at sensing emotional states in humans and are more conscious/aware of humans in frantic or anxious emotional states. You know why the “cat that dad never wanted” always ends up preferring dad? Because dad is way more likely to be mentally stable than mom and the cat can sense it and prefers it.
>>544058432>Polly wanna tranny
>>544058432Wow the entire story of western civilian one picture from a pet store in who the fuck knows where.>DO NOT DO THIS SHIT, WOMEN. IT WILL NOT END WELL>*does it anyway*>wow that didn’t end well lmao>here I gotta take a picture to show everyone that the sign which said I would get hurt was telling the truth. They’ll be as surprised as me!Typo the first time my bad guys
>>544058432Trannys should do the birdcheck to see if they pass
Maybe it's just that men are bigger?Bigger might seem scarier at first but very large animals are unlikely to hunt or even engage with small animals.Maybe birds see tall men as gentle giants and short women as large cats?
>>544053276Birds know what a woman is.
>>544053276Innate chaotic energy. Now let's do race.
>>544059484>nah nigga dems ceilin' birds is aight
