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I think I might have a chance with the Indian girl who works at the local pizzeria.
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>>544055155
I'm going to order a pizza then ask her out after I pay for it. If she says no, I will never return to the restaurant.
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>>544055155
what has she said/done that makes you think this btw
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You will fail and then never be able to order pizza there ever again.
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>>544055198
Seems risky.
You must weight the risks of losing pizza vs some dumb brown thot
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>>544055155
indian women have two buttholes, be careful
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>>544055155
Hell yeah, dude. Prepare for your weenie to smell like curry. It's a good thing.
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>>544055155
Mission anal an Indian girl is a go
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Get out sex haver you don't belong here
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>>544055848
in jeet culcha, even if you are turned down you can keep pestering them until they give in
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>>544055155
Tell her "I'd poo in your loo, if you catch my drift".

But then when you go to her home, take a dump in her toilet to show her what that funny looking fountain is used for, so she doesn't shit in the streets again.
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>>544056450
34 nos then one yes is a yes.
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>>544055155
Here's some tips to be more successful.
First off, trim your fucking finger nails. If you don't do this, start doing it, women HATE long finger nails on dudes, and if they're dirty, even worse. Just trim them, in fact do it right now.
Come up with a date idea before asking her out. Women HATE IT when guys say "Hey wanna hang out?" and then have no idea what to do that weekend or whatever. Solution? Come up with the idea, and make damn sure it's already something you'd be doing anyway, but someone else tagging along would make the experience better.
When approaching, don't open up with asking her out first, instead make a compliment or a joke first. She works at the pizzeria, and if she isn't wearing anything special, or have her nails did, or anything like that, I'd personally joke and say "Pizza sauce is an interesting thing to wear, but you still look good in it", wait for her to laugh (if doesn't laugh, she's probably not interested, so I'd abort that time and try again later) and then ask her.
The third and most important bit, DO NOT GET MAD! You're probably a young dude, figuring shit out, and this is something I wish someone told me when I was figuring it out, DO NOT GET MAD. If she rejects you, don't think of it as you being rejected, think of it as her turning down your offer. Not a problem ,and like any business transaction, keep offering until they say yes, but that'll only happen if you DON'T GET MAD! Women turn you down for a million and one reasons, the most likely is she wants to see if you can actually take no for an answer like an adult and will happily accept a date a few weeks later, you never, so DON'T GET MAD!
You got this, dude. Just remember, DON'T GET MAD!



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