Been up all night on the gear lads, been copping BBC like there's no tomorrow Anyway, on with the news>One Nation’s AI video is vile and tired – but the ensloppification of Australian politics doesn’t stop therehttps://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/oct/09/one-nations-ai-video-is-vile-and-tired-but-the-ensloppification-of-australian-politics-doesnt-stop-there-ntwnfb>Right now, student elections are being held at universities across Australiahttps://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-10-10/student-elections-week-university-politics/107248096>Boy, 15, and father are fighting for their lives in hospital after being stabbed by masked men who stormed home in 'completely unprovoked' attackhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16197067/Boy-father-hospital-stabbed-men-home-attack.html
>Boy, 15, and father are fighting for their lives in hospital after being stabbed by masked men who stormed home in 'completely unprovoked' attackthis was in the uk lol, but when i read it i assumed it was in sydney
>>544056684I thought pozzbourne
>>544056614John bunting would have killed that pedophile if the police didn't lock him up for killing their pedo friends.Free John bunting.
>>544056991Based. I shared a cell with him once, he pounded my boi pucci all night long. Good times
>>544057166Rob would open you up like a ton of beans
>>544057396He gets buttblasted by the abos, true story
CLICKETY CLICKETY CLACK, I'VE MOVED FROM SHARD TO CRACK!HOW GOOD IS COCAINE LADS!
Just woke up what did i miss?Where bradley?Where floof?Where divvies?
>>544058287You are a weak drug using dog cunt.
HOW GOOD.
>>544058352LEAVE THE DOG ALONE LAD. HOW GOOD!
CRACK IS THE NEW SHARD, POLITICALLY SPEAKING.ALBO GOT NO ANSWERS; HANSON IS THE FOOTURE.
>>544058699Id rail some crack, if you know what i mean
>>544056850that would be a bit much even for melbourne
>>544058355Globohomo-standard pod person with a slight Australian accent.
>>544059070Happens in pozzbourne almost every fucking day. You love your niggers down there I see.
>>544059863Queensland has sudos as well that we gifted them and they have the same problems.
>>544059776TOTALLY WILD LAD!
>>544058976>if you know what i meanOILS AINT OILS LAD.
ON are kind of beginning to look like what The Libs should be. A kind of wet, soft right who likes dicks but is a little based. And that's the best we can do, right now. Still, I'll at least consider voting for them, it's either them or Nazi Penis Draw. Tough call.
>>544056614normies are so worthless you'd think they did a free tafe diploma in being worthless
>>544060515its too late
>>544061092This. Voting wont fix anything
Deep down on a subconscious level everyone knows Hitler was right.
>>544061092it wasnt too late for america and its not too late for us
>>544060515They're very similar to Reform in the UK. Unfortunately, Australia doesn't have a version of Restore.
>checming those 14s
you lot all wear shirts with short sleeves and jorts and a baseball cap and have a gay little moustaches with a mullet don't you
>ctrl + f "tickle">0/0 phrase not foundI guess at least OP isn't shilling for nooticer today.
you lot all earnestly believe you're a nation of heavy drinkers even though the average aussie bloke is pissed and trying to fight the pokie machine after 5 schooners don't you
>>544063459Does this mean tickling trannies won?
why do you guys drink small beers? even your cans are small
>>544063459Giggles your tickle.
>pommy cunt trying desperately to troll usSettle down there Mohamed.>>544063697>>544063874Well "she's" no handball player that's for sure!
>>544064002She's got great skin, for a dude.
>>544063803so we can drink more and get our beers count upwarm beer drinkin fuckin idiot
>>544063874Strangle that cunt in a bathtub
>>544063499M8 I've been to spoon you can't tell me shit, poms sit on a warm pint all day and it's the micks holding to your national average
>>544058336>where bradley>where floofi wanna know too
