What causes this? Am I just that good at pulling out or?
>>544057227you are infertile from the vaccines
>>544057227what does pussy feel like?
You're doing irlt wrong!You gotta do the ol in-out in-out
>>544057227Your boys can't swim, sorry Anon.
>>544057332Cut a member of the cucurbits family in half
You’re just gay that’s all
>>544057227Anon I...
>>544057227Get plastics entirely out of your lives.
>>544057227just adopt a coal colored lil nigga so people think it's yours
>>544057227Track her cycle and luteinizing hormone. Have her take mucinex a on the ~5 super fertile days. You stop smoking weed and nicotine and don't drink, it'll take about 3 months for that to kick in and you'll have better sperms.This is real advice and worked for me and my wife, good luck and best wishes.
>>544057227If you're pulling out properly every single time, the success rate of that method of contraception is 96%, so don't expect to get anyone pregnant that way. If you're not pulling out, age matters more than pretty much anything else. Took 2 months to get my wife pregnant when she was 28. took a year when she was 34.
>>544057227your small dick can shoot into her cervix, you suck its over basiclly
>>544057332It's like a mouth with 4 tongues and no teeth.
>>544057227>Math is solvedDon't pull out lol
>>544057227Trans women can't get pregnant, anon.
>>544057949men can get pregnant
She doesn't actually want children and is taking birth control behind your back.
>>544057227nigger cum is killing your cum on the spot anon
>>544057227She is taking hormone patches and just lying to you.
>>544057227Have you checked to make sure she is in fact not a man?
>>544057227Are you nutting inside her?You know thats how that works right?
>>544057332Bags of sand, salty coins and milk
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>>544057227Been fucking raw for 1 year straight, wife wouldn't go pregnant. Finally gets pregnant. Nut inside accidentally once, she falls pregnant again.Relax anon, it'll happen. And sure your balls are full of microplastics but you're not sterile yet. Tell your missus to take a chill pill also.
>>5440573081PBTID posting in combination with memeflag use increases risk for infertility by the factor of 10
>>544058593happened to my dog
>>544057227Know a girl from a guy at work she was fat all her life her uterus gave out when she turned 32 and he tried his best with the girl but she came out crazy before her 35th. He would say he could fuck that broken pussy all day and she feel nothing.
>>544057332Exactly the same as the inside of your mouth.
>>544057943>no teethI feel like God should have put some challenge into it.
You're simply not meant to be, anon.This is nature's way.My parents were in this position and it took 7 years to conceive. 2 years after I was born, they hated each other and I came out with a deformity. Mother Nature knows best lol
>>544057332like bussy but you can impregnate it which seems to the OP's problem.
>>544057227Is she a big fat braphog? She might have PCOS or diabetes which can cause infertility. You shouldn’t have children out of wedlock anyway anon, get married first and then see a fertility specialist doctor.
>>544057227Go get checked. Could be you or could be her.Also, if she doesn't want to get pregnant, she might be taking that "Plan B" stuff or even RU486 (the most cynically named drug in existence).
>>544059006>cucurbitsYou got your dog pregnant??
>>544057227Maybe she aborted or took the pill.
>>544059340>7 years trying>hated each other after 2Are you my child? Did you ever get paternity and maternity tests done? Like in the other threads, it's like a timer went off and she goes nuts.
>>544057332they all feel a bit different. some feel like nothing at all. some feel like heaven. and it has nothing to do with what they look like and its very annoying.
>>544057227You can't get pregnant from anal.
>>544057943lol no
>>544057227hire a black bull
>>544057227Took me 6 months to get my 28yo wife pregnant, she apparently has a retroverted uterus or some shit. Dunno even as a physician I have no idea what that means for pregnancy beyond what the words mean literally. Anyway, try a mira, for like 500 bucks you will know ovulation within 12 hours. Fill her full of your seed then and make her stand on her head. Ez pz
>>544059006What are you doing in the UK, leaf?
>>544057227Did you get the jab?Maybe its the mistery juice
never worn a condom since i was probably 17, birth control turns women gay, so never allowed them to be on it. never had a kid yet. had 1 pregnancy. shit got flushed. gg faggot. was with a black chick too so for the absolute best.
