Goyslop sisters it’s joeover
>>544060441Undercooked over priced gross cookies.
>>544060555and they're still cookies so they're good, stupid leanbean.
>>544060441Almost $6 for a cookie, people can't afford that shit that's a whole gallon of gas now
>>544060441Those look delicious
>>544060628How obese are you?
Is the foidconomy sustainable?
>>544060662They are, and they have new gourmet flavors every week. Shit is so cash. I'd hate to see them go under.
>>544060441That looks absolutely disgusting. I am sure it was expensive too.
>>544060733no, it relies on twee luxury purchases at the expense of spics and niggers forced (mostly unsuccessfully) into menial roles, and whites forced into marginally better but vastly underpaid slightly more skilled menial roles, to prop up an economy of office foids who can afford this shit, and the refusal to fight in iran has led to total zog collapse, these women will go from twee crumbl runs to siphoning gas and hand washing their own clothes. this is god's judgement,
>>544060441you could meet alot of 13 year old girls online by promising them some crumbl
>>544060864You gotta throw in a yeti cup and a labubu to seal the deal
>>544060864
lemme guess, $20 'gourmet' single cookie? that's a rare novelty purchase for a thin person while not enough cookies for a cookiemonster.
>>544060441Cookies should be cheap as fuck. It's FUCKING FLOUR.If you can't turn a profit on affordable cookies, you don't have any business touching food. Starve, retard.
>>544060441Diabeetus.
>>544060555Cookie flavored sugar. Nothing of value was lost.
>>544060441you do know you can just.. bake them yourself rightcookies are so easy to bake
>>544060441I thought their cookies were okay.Just not as okay as getting them from the local bakery at the mall.
>>544061202>Cookie flavored sugar.^ This. Even store-made cookies from a national grocery store chain usually try harder to be an actual cookie. Then again, this shit is basically created for, marketed to, and chiefly purchased by women. I'm surprised they never had 'protein-enhanced' or 'colored with natural beet juice' versions of their slop just to sell more to their vapid cunt audience.
>>544060441Ill take the Rogbrod and a can of sardines instead sir. Maybe a marlboro red and stoli
>>544060441I really like them but they are too expensive and the good flavors go out of rotation too fast.
>>544060441XZIBIT MAKING COOKIES NOW
>>544060628Pathetic fat retard. I spit on you.
>>544060660>Almost $6 for a cookie, people can't afford that shit that's a whole gallon of gas nowThey were basically trying to do with cookies what Ben & Jerry's did with premium ice cream, but whereas Ben & Jerry's had quality base ingredients for the ice cream itself to build their flavors on, CRUMBL was just a sugar bomb.
>>544061481>Ill take the Rogbrod and a can of sardines instead sir.this anon gets it
>>544061763These freaks from Utah are all scam artists, huh? Wanting a premium price for fuckall shit like an entitled boomer time traveled here from the past.
>>544060441That shit is sooooo bad for you neverrr eat that slop
>>544061836>Sardines>Posts Hering
>>544061846>These freaks from Utah are all scam artists, huh? I can almost bet you that when the company started out, the cookies were probably pretty damn good. Once you either get a couple of management turnovers or venture capital, it's tough for a company not to enshittify, regardless of what it makes.
>>544062062your fish threats have no power here, anon
Crumbl isn't goyslop. It's good stuff.
>>544060441Christianity is so out of touch with reality. Get ready for USA collapse Trump's buying oil from Russia. Like the British empire, trade collapse, USA Economic collapse Drug addicts society collapse Pandemic relying on a God and not science Trade collapse It's over USA
>>544061549Cookies are very easy to make. Flour + sugar + egg + butter. Optionally flavoring like vanilla or cocoa powder or whatever you want.
Either zoomers are retarded or this company wasted so much money buying off influencers to sell these garbage cookies online
>>544062397Go ahead and recreate crumbl cookies at home. I'll be waiting.
>>544061846Mormons are like jews when it comes to business.
>>544060628Not good enough
>>544062505Nah I'm trying to avoid sugar. But all you need are the recipes. They don't have any magic ingredients.Or do they? Probably not.
>>544060791Hmm. I have only ever seen them at Legoland California. Hey, are the cheapest snack thing there.
>>544062565Blended up magic underwear everyone knows this.
>>544060555Yea the ones I had were legit unejoyable, chalky, doughy, dense, not good flavor.
>>544060441I like crumbl but I feel like a piece of shit eating an 800 calorie cookie
>>544060837>siphoning gas and hand washing their own clothesThey're all going to become prostitutes and you know it
>>544061481Hell yeah
>>544062617Save yourself the money next time and dip a stick of butter in sugar.
>>544062617The trick is to go there with 3 friends or family and split one four ways. It's rich enough that a quarter of a cookie is more than filling enough and won't send you into a diabetic coma.
>>544062134>>544062513The mormons are prodigious lego thieves too. Fucking legos! Honk, honk!
>>544060441People cant affor $5 cookies
>>544060441that's just the way the cookie crumbles
>>544060441trendy stores don't really mean anythingthere's probably a new cookie store doing well
>>544062505Sure thing, I have the ingredients
>>544062874Even if you can, when the average whole cookie is almost 900 calories and 75% of your daily sugar intake, eating that or anything like it is dangerous. Getting to Monster energy drink territory.
>>544060441>Fast food stores are foreclosing at record rates>Fast food stocks are down heavilyThe bottom half of the economy is being slaughtered, inflation averaging over 4% for 5 years is killing the average consumer
>>544060441Goyslop is a luxury now. When gas and groceries are through the roof, non-essentials like cookies are one of the first things people cut out of their budget.
>>544060441Their business model was basically to ride a social media trend, heavily subsidized by bribing foid influencers to tout their nasty diabetes causing cookies. It was destined to fail because people get bored on social media quick and move onto the next stupid thing
>>544063220Fast food has historically performed well during recessions though, they are considered recession proof, it goes to show just how bad the low end consumer has it
>>544063302This isn't food. You can live off of Burger King or Taco Bell, you can't feed your kid $6 cookies for dinner. This is pure indulgence
>>544063302Crumbl isn't fast food though. There is no drive thru, they aren't located around the general location of the big fast food places but far off in their own little corner where niche places like Chicken Salad Chic are located.
>>544063439They're not called "fast food" because there's a drive through
>>544063513But he's right that Crumbl isn't fast food. Very different business model than, say, McDonald's or Burger King.
>>544060628Lol fat and gay just like this bait
>>544060441The crispy cream of cookies. Just bake a bag of sugar.
>>544063302>historically performed wellThat was when the slop was still cheap. You can make superior food for less money than buying fast food now. There is literally no reason to get fast food except to have brown hands prepare it for you. It isn't even fast!
>>544063700>There is literally no reason to get fast food except to have brown hands prepare it for you.That's the truth.
>>544060628have a little dignity, don't just eat whatever goyslop is set in front of you. the shortening has a weird chemical taste and they're overall too cloying. Furthermore, many of their signature cookies are custom absurd and over the top frosting delivery systems. you're better off going to Chip instead if you must
>>544061549>>544063700>That was when the slop was still cheap. You can make superior food for less money than buying fast food now.LOL
>>544061157Bro that's making me hungry. Thanks.
their cookies are godlike if you know which ones to order and the ones to avoid (anything caked in icing)>its undercookedthats a good thing>its expensiveIm not a poorfaggot stressing over a cookie purchase, and I dont even make that much. >lol youre fattouche
>$5 for a cookieDude, I have an oven in my apartment, and an LLM to hold my hand through making any fucking cookie I want for a HUNDREDTH of the price.No shit they're going out. Plus I know too much about nutrition now to eat so much empty calories/carbs/fat.
>>544064255It's not going to be as good nor tasty.
>>544061367Anon it's time consuming. And more importantly it's energy intensive which is fine if you have nothing else to do but if you have a job, you want that precious energy to go towards keeping your job. I had a friend who was the same way after his wife divorced him and he lost his job. He took a culinary class at the local college and started cooking all his meals and he always told me to do the same despite me not being a Neet like him. Finally he got a job and he had to stop all the home cooking because it was no longer feasible. And he stopped telling me to do the same because be saw what I meant. The market tends to be efficient guys. It costs time and energy to bake those cookies
>>544061367no you don't understand I need to pay a 50% markup plus delivery fee and tip for every second meal whilst complaining that everything is too expensive now
>>544061549>I really like themFat fuck. Enjoy losing a foot to these diabetes nukes. I actually respect crackheads more than you.
>>544064741:(
>>544064741Sugar is probably more addictive than crack. There are former crackheads but the only former sugar fiend is a dead person.
>>544064741Get a load of this insulinlet.
>>544060441you cant suffer in america, so much tasty food over there
>>544060441>That's how the cookie crumbls
>>544064282Wrong faggot. I can literally bake anything I want, and an LLM will help make it as decadent as anything that can be bought. Any ingredient, frosting, topping, I can have it all. I can even make my own ice cream sandwiches.
>>544061481dont forget the bread
>tfw you used to get a box (4) of crumbl cookies and eat them all until you learned they are 800 calories each
>>544064295>2026>he's not retired NEET yetWhy the fuck didn't you buy bitcoin ten years ago? Now you have to buy today and wait ten more years.
>>544060441>americans are so poor now they can't afford cookies
>>544060628The cookies are just food coloring, 4 types of sugar, 5 preservatives, 3 different lct oils, and enriched flour. You could just take peanut butter, flour, honey, eggs, vanilla extract, and some 80% dark chocolate chips - then make something better. If im gonna eat sugar its going to at least be good. Any store bought sweets in the US is questionable as food. >leanbeanWhat kind of gross retarded faggot are you?
>>544060662They contain a bunch of ingredients that are illegal in in the EU. Crumbl is a product that is marketed to fat white women.
>>544066376If it doesn't have real butter in it i'm not going to eat it. It's just that simple
>>544062731You can actually go through this thread and figure out what percentage of this board is faggots by making a crumbl thread. Anyone who has anything positive to say about that shit is a gassable target.
>>544061481>>544061836based deenz enjoyers
>>544066563The ingredients lists actually dont contain basedbean oil because women actually scan for that now. From google searches they all contain multiple chemical food colorings. The company probably died because once women started reading the nutrition section that realized that a single cookie is half there caloric intake. I dont think they read too much into the actual ingredients. Its also mail order cake so its expensive.Women, Children, and faggots eat things that taste good and that was the only reason it even worked as a business model.
>>544066989>Women, Children, and faggots eat things that taste good and that was the only reason it even worked as a business modelFucking kek, how is one euroqueer this bootyblasted about overpriced meme cookies?
>>544066122Should I mortgage my house to buy now?
