PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>544061835TYB and good evening anons
happy friday anons!>dudes wife wouldnt pick him upkekheres my cherry tomato blog:both plants are still doing ok but its fall now and with the sun hanging lower, i only get about 6-7hrs of direct sunlight due to trees and shit when its not cloudy. plant #1 thats in the bigger planter has started to flower, i count 8 so far on one stalk and 4 new ones just starting on the other. i was at the hardware store and saw a little grow light setup so i grabbed it and have been using it for a few days. the plants seem to like it. plant #2 was in the pretzel container because i had nothing else to put it in but it was getting leggy and i could see the roots didn't have enough space, so i found an old cat litter container to put it in and it seems happy since then (drilled plenty of holes).i'm not sure if plant #2 will flower since it was stuck in to small of a container for so long but maybe now that i can control its light more it'll fix itself up. overall i'm happy i got one to flower at least.another thing i'm glad i found was about uv flashlights, they make some bugs like horn worms light up so they're easy to spot. saw a cheap one at the hardware store and grabbed that too, when i went over to my friends who has tomato plants all over his back yard we found 5 within just a few minutes. would definitely recommend to anyone growing tomatoes since those bastards are so destrutive. since i'm only growing 2 plants i check them every morning and night anyways but feel better now that i can spot them easier.
>>544061835TYB >>544061899Good evening to you as well, anon. Rollan for niggers getting shot by da popo tonight.
>>544062002Cutworms are the debil
>>544061835TYB, and good evening to all.>>544062002Glad you are learning, and I bet next year you will do well.
>>544061835TYB>no Bryce or Addybye.
Is there chimps in Idaho Falls?
>>544062185from what i read they turn into hawk moths which are the biggest pollinators of tomato plants. so its funny how the worm can fuck an entire plant up overnight, but then they end up being the most beneficial to the rest of them>>544062211i've learned a lot but feel like i still don't know jack. i run local ai models anyways so its been really helpful with some tips like getting rid of certain bugs with household stuff like cinnamon or mixing peroxide into the water i give it.next year i will definitely do better by simply planting stuff on time rather than being an idiot and starting this in august like i did.
Just drank 3 glasses of white wine in 10 minutes and the only fun i'm planning to have is watching Dan's shitty show and posting here with my dear friends from all around the globe
when did first shift change from prior week recaps to just reruns? the website didn't have a manual or faq. i'm guessing last fall or this spring?
>>544063270first shift is like 5 mins of updates from last week and then rerun clips until 9pm when opl starts. its always been that way
Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole
>>544063198>from what i read they turn into hawk moths which are the biggest pollinators of tomato plants. so its funny how the worm can fuck an entire plant up overnight, but then they end up being the most beneficial to the rest of themHa, I did not know that. What a redemption arc.
>>544063398gotcha. since the lockdowns, when all the fentanoll ODs started
>>544063578i got lucky and didn't get any of them. even if they later are beneficial, fug that they are getting picked off. a single one can ruin a whole plant in one night
>>544061835Thank you baker
>>544064042>a single one can ruin a whole plant in one nightWithout a doubt. Been there.
this better be good
>Blackened Rouge
Finished the bottle of wine. Finna go wild n sheeit. Meaning stay in and watch the decline of America live with my /opl/ friends.
we live and got a bravo alpha with a gun, dan will not be pleased
I dunno about you anons but I’m still pretty pissed off at the bitch ass cops for what they did to the fren miniature donkey HeeHaw who they shot in the face for simply walking up to them wanting to get petted while they were trespassing in his field at night :’(#JusticeForHeeHawhttps://x.com/mattvanswol/status/2108563002035245492
searching for a hollow weiner
>Live in new mexico>Have pallets stacked up outside of your trailer
Sure is starting slow
>>544064862I just read an article that basically tried to make the donkey the equivalent of walking past Tyrone and crew late night in Philadelphia. Scummers
Watch them shoot this pig now too
That pig is gonna squeal like crazy if they catch it.
let's find out which pig is smarter
Wagging tail indicates he's enjoying pwning these LEOs
>>544064597Aren't niggers Bravo Mikes (Black Male)? What's a B.A.?
>>544065079Yes bravo mike
Yo dis little piggy cute as hail
This pig has no fucks to give
>>544065079Black Asian hybrid?
>>544065079i've heard both, usually its bravo mike tho i think. either way its funny they arent allowed to say black male
Hi frens How's everyone doing tonight? Is NyeCounty Autist out there? Haven't seen him in a while.
Those bougainvillea are thorny IIRC
All it would take is one of them getting relatively close and then sprinting like mad and diving to catch it
>>544065177>Black Asian hybrid
Nice show, Abrams. Riveting stuff.
>>544065220I thought that was bougainvillea. I had one once but killed it. I'm in the north so they're not really meant for here. Even indoors I killed it.
>>544065005Shit had me hold back a tear what they did to HeeHaw who was only 1 year old and they showed other videos of him coming to his owner and wanting to be petted and cooing… HeeHaw was bottle raised inside their house and went to petting zoos and visited old people in nursing homes and they fucking executed him because he thought that humans = hugs and petting… Faggot ass cops would sit on their fat asses and let niggers and antifa go wild and wouldn’t bust a grape, however they will execute a poor mini baby donkey who just wanted to get petted.
>>544065282>I had one once but killed it. I'm in the north so they're not really meant for here. Even indoors I killed it.Yeah, they look nice in the right climate. I am in Houston and a freeze killed mine, so I gave up on them.
Why is my tax money being wasted on Pig Wrangling?
>>544065333I can't believe those idiots did not know that a donkey braying means they are excited to see you.
Surrealist episode. Wilding pig and DB.
>>544065403It was and still is infuriating
Is that Kate?
everyone knows you don't chase a pig, you bait it
I swear, if /brownpol/ ever calls me >pigskin again... Cute lil pigger though.
Was that a dude in a kilt?
>>544065350We bought my mother in law one and hers is beautiful. She has a knack for plants. I do have a gardenia that is on year 3, here in Ohio. I'm pretty proud of that, cause gardenias are pretty difficult, esp in the north.
>>544065526I released the pig at the mall, there were too many muslims stinking up the place
Of course a dude wearing skirt is useless
Pigture-In-Pigture
This ahole Dan will air a boring call for hours but is debating whether to stay with the cutest perp ever. F U Abrams.
BOOTY
>>544065708Bretty gud anon
Community officer had enough exercise for the day
>>544065708Family friendly kek
this is embarassing at this point
This is fucking pathetic. These cops are so slow and out of shape that, even four plus strong with blankets and a harness, they're unable to catch a pig and are already gasping for breath.
>>544065579>She has a knack for plantsYeah, she must>>544065708Carlos!
morning gentseven younger nephews soccer delayed melost 5-2he bounced one right off the post too
>>544065708
>>544065783you should be at least 3 drinks in before opl comes on, or half a blunt, maybe both
>Brycehelllooooo nurse!
Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!
>>544065838Good morning anon
This is peak OPL. Based lady copy for the win.
>>544065904Obligatory
how long is dan gonna allow this shitty tempe cameraperson to ruin all the shots
Have they considered what they are going to do with her?
>>544065947I'd research their space
free her
>>544065979they call animal control. same as snakes and gators and stuff. rip qt gatorbros we've seen slain
Poor piggo :( It's so over, in his mind.
Oh man who is that cop in studio? Anyone got a early life?
>>544066004Pig Lives Matter!
>>544066046Too soon, especially with HeeHaw… F
>>544065883I'm mixing beer + stimulants, if that counts? (How retarded am I? Am I gonna die?)
>>544066055chief of fullerton
>>544066109For some reason I’m not surprised
>>544066091>Am I gonna die?I want them to follow up on shrooms dude and his friend
>wushoo juant? Dumb ugly spic
>>544066156kek, I remember that one. We seriously need a "Where Are They Now?" for OPL/COPS.
>>544066091Nah you’ll be fine the alcohol will keep you’re heart rate down. Just make sure you keep drinking for a while after doing uppers otherwise you’re gonna have a bad time when the downer wears off and your heart rate shoots up.
>>544066156They did on first patrol last Saturday and made dude go “sleep it off” at the hospital
Would treat Bryce to a night at Chili's
>>544066242TY, anon. I knew I could count on /pol/ for sound medical advice.
why are there foreigners in idaho
>>544066275I want the cops to randomly show up to his apartment with a bunch of cameras in his face and ask him if he is still alive, in the hopes he is tripping balls again. His cat was nice too.
Even Idaho falls is not safe from the illegal invasion
>>544066392I wondered the same thing about Somalians in Maine.
>>544066369Line starts behind me.
>>544066392Even the Pacific Northwest has foreigners who can't speak English
A man who goes to Chili's and doesn't order a Triple Dipper with all Honey Chipolte Chicken Crispers all the way around is never a whole man.
Retard stovepiped one in the car and didn’t clear it after shooting it at the club
>>544066369>>544066459>>544066546every OPL thread i learn of a new american delicacy
>>544066546In the vein of shitty chain bars, do you remember the insane booze deals Applebee's used to have for long Island iced teas and some green, high ABV sludge? I'm surprised they didnt get sued.
>>544066546The chilis menu of 10 years ago mogs the nu-chilis menu
>>544066635And they say we don't have culture
How bad is anti police sentiment in your area?
>>544066635southwest egg rolls FTW
>>544066646Yes I remember one night at Applebees they tried to lie to me saying they were out of large glasses for the top shelf Long Island after I had like 4 of them… Also their crispy orange chicken bowl was the shit and they took that away too, all private equity niggers need to swing from a lamppost for ruining our great chain restaurants
>>544066750>FacebookRegardless of viewpoint, the average Facebook user is a deranged moron.
There was a pretty funny ND on LPBG a few weeks ago. >Parolee was working apartment maintenance>Finds a pistol in the bushes>Kids around but knows he is supposed to be nowhere near a firearm>Does the responsible thing and goes to tuck it in his pants to take to management>Bang!!>Almost bleeds out in the hospital>Gets charged with felon with a gun>Almost gets his parole revoked
>>544066646I think two years ago Applebees had $1 dollar margaritas or some liquor drink for $1 dollar. People online were saying they would cut you off after 5 even if you were sober. I think they called them Dollaritas
>>544066807Forgot webm
>>544066775why is there no eggs in the eggrolls
>>544066805it's not just FB. Reddit, Insta, X, Bluesky, TT - it's the people, not the platform. The West is fucked.
>>544066807Fun fact: if you want to find a free gun (possibly stolen) go to a major hospital near a highly diversified neighborhood and just look in the bushes outside. You’re almost guaranteed to find a few firearms that people ditch in the bushes before going into the ER/hospital. My mom knew a nurse and her job was to periodically go search the bushes next to the ER and hospital entrance and would regularly find multiple guns people stashed in the bushes before walking inside.
>i cannot function without this second pillthis shit should be illegal to advertise on tv like most sane countries
>>544066836Yes, those. I couldn't imagine working there and dealing with the average person ordering those things. I doubt they could even spell 'moderation'.
>>544066898Southwest eggrolls from chilis with honey mustard or honey chipotle sauce with ranch will change your life Aussie bro
>>544066836Also, unless you're 500 pounds, how could you possibly be sober after five?
>>544066898 >>544066775Flannigan's Famous Joe's Rockin Rib Rolls mog the shit out of these. Side of Jalapeno Ranch and a Raspberry Iced Tea and you are beautiful.
>>544066990only USA and NZ allow it
>>544066949>not the platformTo be fair, the draconian censoring skews your perception of the average normie. When that neighbor website first came on the scene it was the wild, wild west and was great. But then they started the wrongthink moderation and it is dead now.>>544066988That makes a lot of sense actually
>>544067067Because they water those drink specials the fuck down and give you like half of what a normal shot would be with house brands/well liquor that are cheap as fuck
I thought the whole appeal of Costco was that there aren't any fent junkies who shop there. Is nothing sacred anymore???
good doggo
>>544067259Nvm, I'm retarded. I thought it was a Costco. Of course Dan doesn't show her ugly mugshot...
That is an impressive schnozz on that cop.
>>544067259Everyone on twatter bitches about it being jeet central. Don't have one near me, so would not know.
Maybe move the mic away from the radio homes
Hey, ese! Been a minute since I checked in, holmes! Oye, you know anything about that pinche cop from Nye County, the one who was all loco? Like, over a year ago, he went up to some vato's casa and threw him through the window, for no reason, right? And then he had the huevos to blame the homeowner. Always wondered if that pendejo got what was coming to him.
If you get pulled over shut the radio/music off, unless you’re listening to conservative talk radio
Buffy is doing Buffalo Wild Wings commercials for their Halloween Vampire Hunter Wings. Still would.
>>544067125I browse ND and still see plenty of based takes along with plenty of woke comments as expected. It's probably all older folks tho who are based.About your pic related, a based Reddit post is like a white elephant. Shocking when you see it.
Based fucking Black cop stomping on the false racism narrative
>8kYeas sir they’re civil forfeiting that… I had cops in sc take $1500 from me because I had some weed on me
who carries $8,000 cash and no gun, what a bad liar
>we axe'in
There is no correlation between men with dreadlocks and serious felonies in America so don't even think it.
>>544067529Why were you carrying $1500?
>>544067529I also tried to find out the court date to argue I had taken that money out of my bank account and then I got a call a week later informing me that the court date with the solicitor general was a week ago and since I wasn’t present they entered a default judgement against me and the great state of SC had taken my money.
>>544067606$1500 in cash isn’t shit dude
I want to watch them magdump this fugly tweaker dyke wigger so badly.
>>544067606>>544067650This was also like 15 years ago when you needed to have cash and not lie, today where everything is fucking digital like cards or Apple Pay, Zelle, Venmo, Cash App or PayPal… Anywas it was only $1500 fucking dollars which isn’t shit
Was that topdog commercial AI or is it hip now to dress in a suit with white high tops?
>>544067470Very nice. I’d gladly split a tray a shitty wings and a sugary, disgusting cocktail with her before vomiting on her shoes while walking to the car before she knees me in the balls and drives off into the night.
>>544067886That’s how they dress on NFL coverage shows. There may or may not be significant overlap between consumers of sports coverage and potential customers tho whom that ad is appealing…
He’s definitely not getting that money back lmao
Multiple stacks of 5s
>>544067892>before vomiting on her shoes while walking to the car before she knees me in the balls and drives off into the nightPeak romance
>>544067995Sus
How the fuck do niggers unironically enjoy this synthesized mumble rap shit?? Every one of their songs sounds exactly the same.
a nigger that maintains their mercedes??
>>544068005Man on a mission, he knew what he wanted and wasn’t about to be denied.
>>544068005Caveman style.
>>544068067>cominupoutdatshit>Ay>cominupindatshit>Ay
>>544067970a few weeks ago there was a nog on Fox I think with a suit jacket (and shift ant tie etc), nice shoes and shorts (same fabric as the jacket
ah fuck 90 minutes of stand off
British looking American woman
>>544068073that's what it takes every 300 miles to keep it running
>>544068136>OI
why does toldeo seem like a warzone? its always stuff like shots fired, barricades, transgender church orgies
>>544068005Oh shit he stole the Cornell girl!
>>544068127Unfortunately that’s true, looking forward to watching the front of the house in night vision for the next hour and half
>>544068182Seems like?
>>5440682072:1 odds they’ve got the wrong house. Again.
They’re giving him back his fucking money?!? Not charging him with a stolen gun because the lower hasn’t been reported stolen but the slide is??? So he’s getting his money and (stolen) fucking gun back?
damn he got his guns and $8k back
Woah… did anyone get a shot of the camera girl in Baton Rouge?
>>544068201>Cornell girlI have been laughing way too hard at that shit. The memes have been great. My favorite part has been based Wei Wu on twatter. She called it that it was actually the frat dudes that got raped before anyone.
>>544068263Yeah... I hope Hegseth will livestream the culling of attorneys. Fucking retarded cancer.
>>544068182It used to have manufacturing jobs. Factories closed, whitey left and section 8 moved in.
Wei had this to say after it came out that she had sodomized? the unconscious dude. I assume she stuck a finger in his pooper?
>>544068316Shoeonhead has been going hard too lmao… those texts me should be automatic dismiss where that bitch was fantasizing about getting gangbanged and said nothing illegal happened
>trump coinWhat the fuck
Trump coin?
>>544068411we've seen worse
That last screen said it's not even involved with trump, what? Surely they can't make a trump coin without his permission?
$10 for a $1 coin?? Sounds too good to be true! What's the catch?
Kek is this a 90s commercial
>$1 dollar coin>$9.95They raping boomers again
>>544068411>>544068415Yes it’s real… Part of why everyone including myself who was a big Trump supporter back in 2015-2016 and again in 2020 then 2024 is done with this orange grifting faggot… He shitted on his supporters and said I don’t need your vote anymore you fucking panicans. Fuck Trump at this point, Orange faggot is going to put boots on the ground in Iran after the midterms anyway.
>deyz gotz mah muhfuggin toofs n sheeit!
>>544068476>>544068497if it aint obvious all the coin commercials are scams. theres plenty of rare coins out there you can make money on but you arent getting it from tv
>the house SWAT is posted up in front of
>>544068473They buy the directly from the treasury and sell them on the secondary market… Coin collector distributors are notorious for doing shit like this like fucking ticket scalpers
>the boomers won't fall for it at $19.99 for a $1 dollar coin>Make it $9.95 FUCK IT WILL DO IT LIVE
>>544068411>>544068415I’ve seen shit like this on late night tv for decades. It’s just the latest in a long line of scams.
>>544068587Exactly see >>544068583
>>544068572Once again, this house and city were once nice, humble, safe places to live and raise a family.Once.
>>544068587>Only 90% margin
>White guy sitting in his home disturbing no one>LE rolls tactical and heavy>Dan treats like the raid on EntebbeSigh
This is obviously staged
>Rent is $1245. >Deposit is $1245. >Application Fee: $30 per adult. >Rent-to-own options also available>Pets accepted: Dogs and cats are an extra $30/each per month.>Qualified applicants must have a minimum Vantage 4.0 credit score of 625, no more than 5 tradelines that are 30+ days late, positive rental history, total household income that is 3 times the rent, have no prior evictions or housing related collections, no felony convictions within the past three years, and no repeated misdemeanor convictions of violence, theft, sex-related, or drugs within the past three years.
Did this guy get his dick sucked by Lucy Craig too?
Dan you cunt going into prosecutor mode against a completely compliant and harmless White guy. I despite you, Abrams. You are objectively evil. And your too tight shirts as are embarrassing as everything else you do.
>>544068759Gee whiz, with qualifications that strict, how could Toledo continually feature violent, drug addled, and otherwise anti social residents?
>Sorry bro we have to throw multiple flash bangs in your house and tear down every door inside just to make sure we are all safe… Oh yeah we have to knock holes in the drywall of your house to make sure there isn’t something or someone hiding inside the walls>For our safety>Also we will indiscriminately kill any family pet we encounter
>>544068746Anyone catch what he supposedly did in the first place before he barricaded?
>>544068851I think he ran from the cops earlier?
>>544068851Illegal parking
>>544068851Jaywalking
>>544068851He released a pig in Tempe.
>>544068851he put pineapple on pizza
>>544068851He thought the N-word.
>>544068851Tried to start a union inside a Walmart
>>544068851Lied about his appearance on a dating app
>>544068851Posted hateful comments about cops on 4chan
>>544068851Disabled his blinker fluid warning light
>>544068941True patriot, you have never lived until you have a bbq pizza with pineapple and onions…>>544068943He crossed the fucking line and needed 25 cops and a swat team to go get him, meanwhile there’s some nigs literally acting like an Isis terrorist at multiple drive thru tonight
someone would
why do they have like 7 people working a taco bell at 11pm?
>>544068851Voiced opposition to his son’s circumcision.
>>544069114that's a typical rush time for taco bellbetween 10pm and 3am is always busy
>>544069114look up toledo demographics and associated dietary preferences
>>544069114Must be a hot spot.
>>544069114Taco Bell is very popular in the evenings, especially on weekends, with people who work late, drunks, and drug users. Probably very busy.
>>544068878>>544068881Thanks guys.
>>544069114I don’t know but those Taco Bell elf’s are amazing and stay on point until 3am just like the cookout elves who keep it rocking until 3am
>>544069114>why do they have like 7 people working a taco bell at 11pm?
>>544067470that show was total ass garbage
>>544069173And all the rest.
>>544069196The OG Buffy the vampire slayer from the actually movie was hot as fuck
>>544069240And she's based af these days
>keep your hands up>put your phone down
asterix and odin?
>>544069240swanson?
Oh fuck they’re gonna shoot his dogs like HeeHaw :’(
How do all cops not gangstalk Taco Bell drive thrus all night every night for drunks driverves?
The other one is called Potus?
>>544069314They do where I live, they will literally park in the empty parking lot across the street from Taco Bell and across from cookout. They’re just looking for the right person they wanna pull over
>>544069294astrid and otis
Anybody know about the SW US? Is it illegals and snakes and desert everywhere?
I saw a cop car driving the other night with none of his lights on. Should I have called the cops?
>>544069413in new mexico it's chiles and aliens
>>544069438Time for a citizen's arrest
>>544069438Should've given him the double flash.
>>544069240>how funky is your chicken>how loose is your goose>our goose is totally loose>so come on all you Hog fans>and shake your caboose
>>544069477But I don't have tits and my pee pee is smol
>>544069413>Is it illegals and snakes and desert everywhere?Yes.
>>544069413>>544069446ASU has hot chicks. Went to Phoenix and Tempe for a work conference and it was actually pretty nice with very low humidity. My sinuses really like it.
>>544069413If you like mexican chicks like I do it's fuckin awesome over here.
>>544069413Not from the southwest but have visited the southwest. Everything is dead like all the mountains are just dirt and rocks without anything green anywhere. You literally feel like you are trapped in a desert and there is nobody for a 100 miles in each direction from I-40, like if your car broke down and you had to walk you would die in the middle of nowhere. There are actually warning signs saying stop here for gas because there’s no where to stop for gas for the next 50 miles. The mountains have no trees on them and all these former creeks are dried up and no water anywhere… Honestly the southwest is where the devil would live. Where I live the mountains are full of lush green trees and water everywhere, the southwest feels,like hell… The only thing that was cool/creepy was driving thru New Mexico at night during a full moon and the moon made all the rocks glow white in the moon light
>not allowed in the rv tonight
Post (You)r Trailer Park Call Sign>t. Mooch Biggleg
What is this
>>544069679Hey are you the anon whose dad used to drive thru NM high and listen to Coast to Coast AM? Your description of NM sounds familiar...
>>544069771That trailer park looks kinda comfy. You'd think it would be domestic bliss.
>>544069679read like Cormac McCarthy
>>544069413the spics and indians are much more of a concern than snakes. also a good practice to shake out your clothes and shoes before you put them on, there's centipedes, scorpions, and spiders. as far as it all being desert wasteland, there are sky islands that are basically separate worlds, pretty dope actually.
Did he fuck up her face?
Kek. Nigger tried to hustle some free dental work, got snitched out by the coal-burner.
Reverse toll paid?
>>544069852interesting ty
That's a pretty kino looking town
>>544069925It does look nice.
>>544069852>here's centipedes, scorpions, and spiders.that ain't shit
>>544069804No just my personal experience… I hated the southwest. However after seeing those rocks glowing white at night made me understand why they call it the land of enchantment. Fucking weirdos no wonder they are scared of aliens and skinwalkers.Also stopping at the strip clubs in Albuquerque the Indian women got sad that I was wearing a pair of alligator skin boots and they wanted to lecture me on wearing alligator boots… I told them if they liked wearing leather then they needed to STFU >>544069826Don’t know what that is
>>544070025the only things indian strippers like wearing are chunky yellow loads
What happened with the beaner who had a dead body in his truck?
Drunk females are the worst. Immediately hate those retarded foids.
Natives
>searching for intoxicated maledan i'm here every friday and saturday night
>>544070074American Indians, not India Indians.. they wore leather and tried to lecture me about wearing animal skin… I don’t know what you mean about yellow loads, I suppose if I was wearing a bunch of turquoise jewelry they wouldn’t of cared
That boyfriend was really lucky and also stupid
I bet Ruth Ann is a beast in the sack
Ed had granny out of her mind with the viagra dick kek
Attempted murder right there.
>>544070025Sounds nice...Id like to see it for myself but I'm afraid to fly now with all the DEI pilots and too lazy to drive across the country.
Damn, is it Curtis or Tom doing the play by play?
Dan, for Halloween, dress up as a priest so we can see you melt on air.
Edward Fortune is a terminator from the future. Y'all just messed up
>>544070186yeah, lots of fine navajos theremy first gf was fresh off the rez
>>544070354>my first gf was fresh off the rezdid you ply her with alcohol?
>>544070354She musta seen some shit on the rez
>>544070328I drove took I-40 across the country, however it took 3 days then once I hit the west coast I wished I hadn’t driven, but I couldn’t get on a plane because I had my guns with me and had to drive 3 days back across the country which I hated…>>544070354Yep I learned that lesson the hard way. Lots of Native Americans and not Latinas… Also lots of casinos beside the interstate, but I will say seeing the rock formations in Arizona was pretty fucking amazing. Also racing trains that are going like 75-80mph was pretty cool too
>>544070354Was she a qt3.14?
>Max Stab
>>544070481lots of stray dogs and dialysis centers
Lots of big butt women in that town
Boomer on the loose
cop looks fuckin deranged
>>544070553>the country which I hatedWhat's your problem? Enjoy the good parts of the country while you can. It's only going to get worse
>>544070719It’s cool when you’re chasing the sun, it fucking sucks after you completed your mission then realizing you’re going to be going back on the same road you just drove on for 72 hours… I did stop at the steakhouse in Amarillo where if you can eat a huge amount of food it’s free…Otherwise driving for that many hours everyday to make it back home sucks
Banned from his favorite Reddit sub and went on a bender
>who pissed your pants?
This guy has to be in the top ten for drunkest people on the show who are still upright and conscious.
>>544070719I remember when I got to some town on the Texas border and the lady at the gas station told me “we don’t have any of that west of Amarillo”
>>544071026this guy blew like a .32
Also driving thru Amarillo there’s nothing but cow farms as far as you can see and the entire area smells like cow shit for 50 fucking miles if you have your window down
>>544071116Rookie numbers
>>544071116The cop had a trick question up his sleeve though
>>544071026you'd be surprised how drunk you can actually get
>>544071136I drove the length of I-10 a few years ago. First time in the southwest. It’s really awe inspiring seeing so much emptiness in every direction.I stopped in fort Stockton for a coffee and a nap. It was a weird place.
Passerby tried to get a harmless old White man busted for playing with a flashlight. Kamala voter.
>>544071166kek
bruh
>>544071173Oh, I know these stories. I know long term drunks can build up huge tolerances but I swear, with people like that, you need to have a certain rare genetic component, not unlike being a pro athlete. I really don’t think most people could, even abusing booze for years, work up to a 1.37 bac without dying several times over.
>>544071199Checked exactly the southwest is fucking weird and scary… like you could absolutely walk in any direction and die before you can meet anyone. Nothing but dirt mountains that are like 200 miles away but they seem closer than that and it’s noting but dirt and rocks surrounding you in every direction
>you just gotta answer one question>how many fingers am i holding up
>>544061835No streamlink brudda.
The show has gotten so damn stale. Change it up, Abrams.
>>544071346perfect timing
well back to the bathurst1000 sluts who've never driven a car
>>544071406damn i haven't watched the bathurst 1000 for prolly 7 years
>>544071166>I want you to follow my stub with your eyes only. Kek, I'd fucking fail so damn quickly. Drunk or not.
>>544071428starts in 19 hourstodays the warmup etc
>>544071346
These camera dudes point right at the flashing lights, it’s ridiculous.
