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Can americunts ever recover?
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>>544067821
Alles ist hind
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Ich verstehe das nicht.
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>>544067821
Very efficient meme Hans, 10/10
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>>544067821
I can't read Arabic
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>>544067821
this isn't int

get the fuck out of here
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>>544067821
Sieg Heil to you too.
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>>544067821
Heh
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Is that trying to say that american schoolkids are constantly being raped by their jewish overseers?
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>>544067934
If English is your first language then how could you possibly fail to interpret cheese and schoolchildren there?
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>>544067821
Every time German’s attempt humor it’s very low brow, the joke would’ve been funnier if for the German school kid you showed a picture of an actual kid and for the American school kid you showed the Swiss cheese. You guys are really bad at humor.
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>>544067821
Your kids are cheese slices wrapped in plastic? Wow you sure got me Ahmed!
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>>544067821
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>>544067821
Can germans get rid of the browns/turks/russians in their school systems whose brains are also full of holes?

Schade Deutschland, alles ist vorbei.
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>two separate words
can't this meme be summed up by a singular compound word?
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>>544067821
America also beat france for best blue cheese like 5 years in a row. But yeah those "kraft singles" taste really off and make me feel ill after eating.
They are very creamy despite how ridged they are. Somewhat rich but also rather bland. Then it leaves you feeling a little queazy. But they are a guilty pleasure. Grilled with sourdough or white bread slathered with butter. Maybe with a bowl of tomato soup spiced with chilis
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>>544067821
So the joke is that Chuck gets shucked and fucked?
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>>544067821
Retarded. Kids don't eat cheese like that and the middle class are eating cheese than you could afford.
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>>544067821
i dont get it
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idk bud i grew up near the amish and was having cheese like whats on the right my whole life.
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>>544067821
Kraft singles are for single mothers to make sandwiches for the children they don't love.
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>>544067821
Imagine eating kraft singles in 2026. You goyim are fucked if you are still eating this shit they can't even legally call cheese anymore.
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You krauts lost so go enjoy your holey cheese and flood of filthy migrant parasites you fucking weaklings...You had to let the jews get away...you suck...
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>>544067821
It's a clever word play. Ich can spreche Deutsch.
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>>544067821
Meanwhile, compare heat related deaths. Remember that the US is hotter for longer.
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>>544068208
It's chucks feed and seed

>>544068383
They don't have air conditioning
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>>544067821
Wir sind verloren
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>>544068461
>They don't have air conditioning
No shit. Imagine how many people must die in those few weeks in order to skew the numbers for the whole year.
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>>544068006
i do find it weird how bad americans are at understanding european languages
is it intentional or are amerimutts just unable to recognize cognates
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"American" is just a mild cheddar blend you retarded faggots.
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>>544068869
mild cheddar blended with petrochemical byproducts
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>>544068484
Nic was smart for securing his mukbang moneybags, retiring and losing all the weight.
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>>544067885
standardised instructions according to the metric regulations committee can be found here :
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wanders_Deutsches_Sprichw%C3%B6rter-Lexikon
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>>544067870
nur die Wurst hat zwei
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>>544067821
Ok Germany. I'll give you this one. Kek.
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>>544068383
fun fact, in Europe Heat deaths are calculated by attributing All excess deaths to heat, regardless of if it is on the death certificate or not. The US numbers are not as seen in the paper : https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0146280626000034

Now heat deaths are certainly higher in Europe than in the United States, but the numbers in the graphs where not reached by comparable methods.

It is similar with IQ or life expectancy. If you just look at the data you would assume that Hong Kong has highest of both but if you visit the place and how the people tick (liars) you can see that they only measure the people that make them look good and that the air pollution does not make it a good place for either.
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>>544067821
What the hell is this gibberish? Why can't you krauts write in English?
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>>544068122
not really.
they fuse nouns.
it would ring like "america cheese" / "europe child" in American. "american cheese" sounds more natural in both systems and in the german grammar system, adjectives don't fuse.

on the otherside, "school child" sounds natural.
because of that, you see it fused in german as "schulkind"fusing as europe-child/america-cheese doesn't sound right.

>inb4 english isn't german
english is a low german/french/swamp nigga pidgin language.
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>>544067821
i do like me a nice plate of German brown bread, with some German cheese and some ice cold bear
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>>544068383
I'm in Australia and don't have aircon, it's fine. WTF are they doing to their people in summer?
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>>544070119
>What the hell is this gibberish? Why can't you krauts write in English?
If you were White, you would be able to clearly read that.
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>>544069768
is it heat death is the ultimate universal death? is that meant as a joke?
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>>544071470
I'm assuming it's old people?
The 90 year old who's heart stopped working on a hot day type thing.
Like sure, the heats not great for them, but in burger or koalaland we'd just say it's old age
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>>544068611
It's called a consonant you fucking retard.
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>>544067821
Peak German humor
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>>544067821
Why would I want holes in my cheese? Then there's less cheese
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>>544068383
>includes suicides
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>>544067821
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>>544068284
>i dont get it
It's a school shooting joke. American children are like Swiss cheese because they're full of bullet holes.
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>>544068299
>Kraft singles are for single mothers to make sandwiches for the children they don't love.
That was my favorite cheese when I was a kid. I used to beg my mom to buy it.
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>>544071651
No it isnt you fucking retarded faggot, a cognate is a word that has a shared ancestry with another one
Annoying ignorant arrogant faggot
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>>544068611
Americans are fucking stupid, dude
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If I wanted my cheese to be expensive I would vote republican
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I dunno about this. We're two weeks into hearing about Euros torching their schools and rioting because they're tired of having a low quality education system. Maybe you all need some higher quality schools like we have in America.

Hot fucking damn, it's funny that I got to say that in my lifetime and it was actually true.
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>>544067821
Heh
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What?
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I call the cheese on the right "mouse cheese" because it looks like it's been nibbled on by a hungry mouse :-)
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>>544067821
The school shooter jokes just aren’t funny. Same with healthcare. It’s just been so overdone by faggy reddit types there’s zero humor left. Come up with some new material.
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>>544067821
Ich kam, ich sah, ich kek'te
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>>544068611
I will not waste my brainpower on attempting to make sense of eurobabble. The only language in the world is american. Everything else is either commiespeak, eurobabble, or gibberish.
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>>544071594
They must build houses that hold heat too. But yeah buy an aircon for your 90 year old relatives please Europoors.
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>>544072153
Ha-ha! That is a funny observation! It does! :D
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>>544069768
US counts suicides via gun even though a suicidal person could also just swallow pills or jump off a bridge
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>>544067821
Why is german so retarded?
It's like they took the English language and said how retarded can we make this look while still sounding like the same word.
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>>544069768
The only gun deaths are in shitty areas and usually killing other idiots playing gangster
nobody really worries about it
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>>544072081
:)
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>>544072229
I mean you literally helped the commies win ww2 nigger, so no shit europe is full of commies
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>>544067821
It has multiple meanings. I count four: Money, Ass, Gun, Academic. And I don't even speak German...
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>>544067998
Its a joke about school shootings.
Swiss cheese holes.
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>>544067821
is it because of the school shootings their cheese has holes ?
if that wasnt the joke it's a very bad joke.
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>>544072469
Like this one, IYKYK. If anyone has the video of the girl shooting her cousin and then herself, please feel free to post it, I've got copies but they're lost on my totally full of crap SSD.

Backstory: rabid nigger boy is part of an armed robbery gang that goes out and mugs people, his cute li'l niglet cousin comes over to visit for a family party, he lets her play with his loaded Glock for a TikTok video she's gonna upload, and she points it at his head and pulls the trigger, then goes into shock and points it at her face and pulls the trigger again. And nothing of value was lost, indeed the world instantly became a better place.
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American cheese is good cheese
Even bad cheese is good
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>>544067821
German schoolchildren should be represented by sliced cheese or a chesse fork stabbing a block of chesse
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>>544067821
I don't get it. Is this the Padme meme?



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