What are the political implications of the 4'10" 85lb girl at my work constantly flirting with me by pointing out how little she is compared to me? (6'1" 250lbs)She's constantly picking up huge oversized tools and other things and performatively struggling with them until I offer to help while saying stuff like "haha anon this tool is so big it's almost the same size as me!"
>>544073750> Politics
>>544073750Punch her in the face?
>>544073750
>>544073750>6'1" 250lbsobese
Eat her out
Have you tried destroying her pussy in self defense?
>>544073789I spent like an hour making that picture anon just fucking tell me it's not immoral to want to fuck her even though she's the size of my leg>>544073823No argument. I'm also kinda yoked though. "Farmhand Fat" if you will.
>>544073965You fuckin retard, the only thing matters is if she's old enough to fuck. Why are zoomers so fucking retarded.
>>544073750She thinks you're a tranny
>>544073965its not immoral man, just ask her out and fuck her, simple as, for a big guy like you
>>544073750>another tallchad humblebragging about his genetic lotteryshortbros what's the point of even existing anymore because even short girls go for ridiculous height differences
>>544073750Simple: she knows that the moment you flirt back, she can sue your employer for millions. You should collude with her to split the take.
>>544074013They're so afraid of being called pedos that they're afraid of height gaps now
>>544074013>>544074043>>544074082I have intentionally neglected to inform you that I am married and somewhere between 8 and 10 years older than her
>>544074203We should meme height gaps into a thing because it would be funny.
>>544074261You should still impregnate her
>>544074261hmm so dont ask her out, just straight out fuck her
>>544073750>6'1 250lbs>flirting with me
>>544073750>ai slopjaksKys
>>544074203KEK
>>544074289Pls no. That's how all the looksmaxxing faggotry started. Don't mess with depopulation psyops
>>544073789I would say the White birth rate and natalism is a political issue now.
>>5440740826'1" is manlet plus
>>544074314>>544074325Company Christmas party is in two months and we might end up traveling together for work in November. >>544074394I know this whole thread is a humblebrag but for real you would not believe how many women wanna fuck tallish fat guys
>>544074261The age gap is nothing, but marriage is marriage. Probably time to set some boundaries, distance yourself, etc. Don't blow up your life over an easy lay.
>>544073750>this tool is so big it's almost the same size as me!"can you stop being so stupid and just give'er
>>544073750Didnt do anything wrong though.
>>544073750This board is for the discussion of politics and stuff just ask her out retard and then never post here again.
>>544073750>>544074261So, what's the fucking problem then? Best case she feels comfortable talking/joking with you. Worst case you're some work husband or something but I'm failing to see what the problem is here.
>>544074670Ok but have you considered that it would be really cool if I got to go gorilla mode on a woman 1/3 my size?
>>544074082>genetic lotteryEvery Zoomer including half the shitskins are like 6'3. You were just starved as child, which sort of counts as genetics.
>>544074261ask your wife to dress like her while holding really big wrenches. if she's into the cosplay hatefucking, she might show interest in the coworker herself.it's literally the job of your wife to help resolve your sexual frustrations. unless you're a chump married to a retarded woman, this is the perfect scenario many married women wants,- to cuck another woman while humiliating her man. best case scenario,- your wife craves the real thing and asks to cuck your coworker in a threesome. sex achieved anyway.worstcase scenario,- you find out you're married to a boring bitch who don't understand the concept of mutual marriage, and that you're not the kind of person she wants to resolve psychological dilemmas with. probably no sex for a while plus wishing for divorce if she has other men in mind already.
>>544073750That meme looks like a britshit.
>>544073750She want you to pin her down and RAPE her
You fat disgusting chud
>>544074289She was only 4'11" you sick fuck!
>>544073750my wife is 5’ and i’m 6’1” and we met like this at work when we were 19. we have two teenagers now and they’re both tall-ish like me so we lucked out but watch the dice roll on your kids, you could have a 5’3” son because you wanted shortussy >t. fellow stacked short-girl enjoyer
>>544073750Just ask her to sign a sexual consent form and make sure you FaceTime your attorney so that he can record her signing it at the exact moment of climax or else it's rape
>>544074082Pic related unironically. >caring about foids when this shit is 10 to 15 years away AT MOSTStart saving and make plans to bail. Fuck society.
>>544075249This is legit just as plausible as quirk chungus if not more.
>>544073965>I'm also kinda yoked thoughfat is fatunless you bench like 3pl8s or squat like 4, you're not fatstrong - you're just fat
>>544074510don't ruin your marriage because an anonymous fuck up told you to, fatso
>>544073750duct tape her ankles together and wear her like a necklace
>>544075296could be mesomorph but the heaviest i ever got was 235 when my kids were young and i looked like shit even at the same height
>>544073750Ignore her.Last thing you want is to pass on midget genes.
>>544074261>7 year itch don’t ever fuck around at work as a married man my guy - you do that shit elsewhere if you have to
Dont touch her. She's a shapyshifter wanting to get you in big trouble. We reptilians would never do such a thing. Want to get fired and go to jail and be accused of rape?
>>544074832Then do it and don't whine when it ruins your marriage.
>>544073750I regret not banging a 4'9 blonde girl that looked just like piper perri in highschool, I would literally lift her onto my shoulders and walk around but I didnt fuck her cause i was in a relationship.
>>544075285It already exists in primitive form. It will only get better from here. This and artificial womb/surrogates will be the new meta.
>>544075081You'll be in the cuck chair next, you fucking retard.
>>544073965>>544073965The best sex I ever had was with a 4'10 Taiwanese woman with wide hips and natural E cups. I came down her throat twice, three times INTO her pussy the first night I met her and honestly thought I was falling in love with her, after weeks of me doing this. I'm 165 cm tall. Stop being a faggot.
>>544073790>cock her in the pussyfify
>>544073750she is just trying to get with a larger man so her children won't be tiny as her. problem is, any children you have with her WILL be smaller than you. ignore her and find a 6' woman to make her jealous. then she'll literally do anything.
>>544073750She know you're a pedo hence acting like she's 12 years old to seduce you
>>544073750>>544074261don't shit where you eat. My grandpa bless his soul gave me that advice a long time ago and it stuck with me because it really is true. Never ever ever get into shit like this with your coworkers.
>>544074261PRETTY BIG FUCKING OVERSIGHT ANON
>>544074510You are retarded if you fuck the hottie spinner chick at work>Get divorced >Lose job>I was raped?!!
>>544073750And you post about it on an Epstein founded anime-politics blend board? I would've already fucked her stupid. Flirt with her and ask her out retard.
>>544075296my deadlift has been over 500 since I was like 19 and my PR is over 600. I don't really train traditionally or eat right I just go to the gym after work a few days a week and pick heavy shit up until my back feels funny. I drive a shitty little 90s hatchback and I like to do a party trick for people where I pick the back end up off the ground by the bumper lol
>>544074261>>544073750Kill yourself degenerate
>>544073750Autopedophilia
Think of your children dor God's sake.I fucked around with a 4'11 pixie but always thought of the kids. Married a six foot blond without psychological problems and nice hips. 4 kids and counting.
>>544074261>between 8 and 10 years older than herThat is about the ideal age gap. Married, dunno. How well do you like your wife? Nothing wrong with a bit on the side.
>>544074013>>544074670>>544075466>>544075505least schizophrenic beta trying to cope with his own experiences by projecting onto others.
>>544073750Didn't read whatever you wrote, but anon..... stop playing dolls with Wojaks, it's extreamly embarrasing to see.
>>544075569>4’10>natural E cup>taiwanese>wide hips>one womanMay I see it?
>>544076727>blond>without psychological problemsWe’re all just bringing our imaginary girlfriends out in this one eh?
>>544073965As a 6’3” 270 lb fellow “yoked farm fat” bro — it’s a cope. You just get so used to seeing yourself like that that you think you blend in but actually normal sized people just see obese and stay polite about it. Hell their version of fat is being 210 at that height instead of 180. Sure we’re not spherical it’s distinct.
>>544074261>should i torpedo my life and betray the woman i professed to love to score one night of awkward sex with a girl i hardly knowwow this is an insanely hard choice i can see why you're struggling with it you total retard
>>544073750kek you're alright, anon. are you post nut clarity now?
>>544074261You obviously know it would be immoral. That should be case closed
>>544073750It's a subtle way of telling you to kys.What is, objectively speaking, wrong with you that causes you to post a thread like this? Have a long fucking conversation with yourself or take the subtle advice.
Autopedophilia.
