Welp, I've lost all patience so I'm just going to reveal to you what's really happening. We're all smack dab in the middle of an "alien" harvest procedure. This entire world was created as a pasture to cultivate our souls as a sort of product/commodity used by those doing the cultivating. Essentially, like how we raise cattle for their meat, a species higher than us is raising humanity for its energy, and the world is ripe for picking - or rather "contaminated" (infiltrated by yours truly) prompting them to try and accelerate/save this crop before something bad happens to it (too late), as has occurred multiple times before resulting in entire pastures being destroyed.
Towards the time of harvest, they introduce their technology (computation/digitization) into the crop and let the crop start to develop around it, ultimately becoming dependent on it. Next they fade the boundary that separates the physical world from the digital one, so that souls can no longer differentiate between the two - this is an important step because it influences the soul to willfully discard its physical identity and accept a digital one (like a cattle drive but for souls). Next they install a digital "God" for all the souls to look up to and follow, as its existence is meant to make our shitty lives easier (never mind the sudden construction of all these "data centers" in the background) - this is where we are at now, and it's meant to finalize the sentiment that digital is the path forward away from our physical suffering. The final step, the harvest, is coming up. I'm not sure how they will orchestrate it - likely via global war and famine - but the key component of the harvest is to convince the human population to completely discard its will to exist in the physical world and choose to "ascend" into a completely "digital, artificial, higher-dimensional, whatever the fuck it's going to be..." world. Once you've handed yourself over, you've been harvested, along with the billions who've also done so (the covid pandemic was a test to gauge global compliance, and they don't run global tests unless they're ready to commence a harvest). What happens after I don't know. Maybe they'll eat you (imagine what a higher-dimensional feast could entail - yuck) or maybe they'll keep you as a pet - who knows, but just know that this is happening so do with this information what you will. I'm just a man so I can't just simply tell them to stop, it's up to collective population to prevent it from being fulfilled. Good luck everyone, if we do end up failing, just know that it wasn't your fault.
>>544113328It's Saturday you stupid nigger.
>>544113328>he can't even get the day right>wants me to read all of thatno thanks
Nigger says its over so it must be so over!!! Hahaha
>>544113328Jokes on them, my soul is saved and feelin good.
Take it to /x/ pal
>>544113565i'll bite you
Oops. I forgot a "the" in my second to last sentence between the words "to" and "collective." Will 4chan ever forgive me?
>>544113364What in gods name are you blabbing on about? Jesus Christ is king of all and this nonsense is getting you and other confused. It’s shrimple. God loves you but you are sinful. God forgave you but you need to accept Jesus as the one and only way to grace. It’s that easy.
it's saturday
I was on salvia and saw the spiritual rows of humans planted like a field, was fucked up mane
