What the FUCK is up with this stupid slang of this new generation? It took a long time for me to understand what "cooked" meant from their perspective. I'm 32, not even that old (am I, idk). Some said "I was cooking". Some said "I got cooked" or "he cooked" or "she was cooking". Nobody was doing any actual cooking, they were just "taking the piss" out of each other in their zoomer language. Fuck this new generation cultural slang. What happened to saying "he got screwed", "she fucked him up mentally" or "he absolutely raped his opponents in the debate competition"?
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Got dang whippersnappersGET OFF MUH LAWN
>>544114589>>544114581>>544114562I'm 32 "bruh". I'm not old. How old are you fuckers? What do u consider "old" ?
It has two kind of contradictory meanings. "He's cooked" basically means "he's fucked" but you can also say "he's cooking" or "let him cook" in the sense that he's performing some action skillfully / is in "flow state"
>>544114496I'm 41 and it wasn't a hard one to figure out in contextIt's Idiocracy-tier gibberish, but that's because we're there
>>544114496Who the fuck cares?You need to take a break from trying to fit in.
>>544114704dead ass? 31-33 years old. that’s when you know you washed and chopped and cooked aaahh.
>>544114496We live in an age of word filters and censorship.This is just like how the chinese avoid filters
>>544114496It's old aussie slang ya farken drongo You mutts are only just learning it now
>>544114906Your haircut looks like my mom's in the 90s cuh
>>544114496congrats on being old drink a cup of this
>>544114704>I'm 32 "bruh". I'm not old>I'm not oldlmao
>>544114496I'm older than you and even I didn't have much trouble understanding the zoomies:>"He's cooking/Let him cook./He cooked"Means that the person is about to think or do something clever or smart.>"He's cooked./He got cooked."It's literally just "He's screwed/fucked".There's way worse lingo they have, but this one isn't hard.
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