Alright, you build data centres with my tax dollars but that's it! You promise to use Panopticon tech solely to catch criminals!
>>544140164>reddit spam thread #7447
>>544140164>and I quote the Talm-ACK
>>544140164Realistically how do you survive that situation? Poke it's eyes? Put it in a headlock? Try to strangle it?
>>544140312Treat it like a big kitty
>>544140312Protect your neck at all costs
>>544140312I don't think trying to fight would help at all, but if for some reason you want to try it I would say punching its nose hard and repeatedly or injuring its eyes to hopefully scare it off. You obviously have no chance whatsoever if it's set on fighting/killing you, no matter what you do.
>>544140312Scream and cover your neck hope you scare it off
>>544140312bystanders throw rocks at it, when one of them gets uppity you toss them instead allowing the guy to escape
>>544140403Wu Tang clan aint nothing to fuck with
>>544140312headpats. kitties love headpats
>>544140312Dont be in it.
QRD?
>>544140312Sometimes you're just dead
>>544140312
>>544140312Try distracting it long enough for the coppers to get the "Shoot a Tiger because some retard jumped into it's pen" application approved.
Why did Timmy scold it with a pinky finger? He needs that finger to post on 4chan
>>544140312You don't, you die unless you are 2,20 meters tall weighting 200 or 300 kg of pure muscle, then maybe you can break it neck, of course assuming it doesn't you slash you to death before that.Without a weapon a man cannot do anything, in fact without a gun a man can easily be kill even with a spear or sword.
>>544140312>a Tiger kills you >get up and kill it back >be a man
>>544140164In the video This guy didn't look injured at all. Considering he died you would expect his clothes soaked in blood from arterial wounds.
>>544141698Nerve gas probably
>>544141698ive seen two videos circulating, one that includes this scene, the other a shorter one where the tiger seems to be chugging on his right arm from behindboth could be AI, and ive yet to see the full thing here
>>544140312Tell the tiger it needs a neck biting loicense first and then slip out while it's filling in the paperwork.
>>544140312This unfortunately delusional. If you would even get that far, as it the tiger would be still. You are just pushing muscles and thick skin when it protects it's eyes by closing them. Also, the reson he doesn't resist much when they tiger is gnawing at him is because the nervs shuts down when you are injured and you lose function of the muscles. But still, try.
>>544140312Same way C Dale Peterson won a fistfight with a grizzlyShove your entire arm directly down its throatYou WILL get fucked up, but it's your best chance if it isn't letting you leave
>>544141698I'm not saying it was AI but it looked like AI.
>>544141598nope retard its not about being stronger than a cat its about being faster than a catif he tries to scratch you you have to slap the upper hand of his paw otherwise you wont build respect
I like how the tiger was spellbound for a few seconds with the good ol "point and yell how dare you" method
>>544140312Haoshoku Haki but only a handfull of humans have enough build spirit to pull that offOfc it is impossible for a goyim nigger cattle with covid vaccines in his body
>>544141938Do you know those videos of house cats dodging cobra strikes?Yeah, you sound retarded with your "being faster than a cat".
>>544140723Some spastic (literal) climbed inside a tiger enclosure in a safari park in Yorkshire and got mauled
>>544140312By not climbing into a fucking tiger pit
>>544140723Promotional stunt for Planet zoo 2
Apparently the guy was an American btw. Which makes it so much funnier.
>>544141853I thought the vid would be leaked on here
>>544141938>Be faster than a fucking tiger Lol. Look at how that tiger is on every side of him at once in that video.
>>544141539>pinky fingerI've seen no video, not even ai video, convincingly showing a pinky finger. Just a bunch of people quoting some twitter rando.
>pull up bootstraps>firm pawshake while looking tiger directly in the eyes>give tiger your job application, with two whole months of experience working at your uncle's carwash>work your way up to district executive of tiger management>pay taxes to pissraeli shitjew raperats for thirty years>retireDamn lazy kids
>>544142137He wasnt you can hear his british accent in the video when he asks the people to film him with the tiger.
>>544142085People keep speculating this but why aren't official sources confirming it ?
>>544140164oh no no timmy bros why did you finger the tiger xD
>>544140312Throw a ball of yarn the other way
>>544141598Retarded take. This isn't a cartoon tasmanian devil. It isn't even a wild tiger. It is a fat sleepy tiger that spent all its life raised by europeans. It gets a lot of meat, it isn't hungry, it is used to handling by humans. It will only try to kill you because it is bored and likes killing things. Don't be prey. Simple as. Give it some head pats and back away in a slow deliberate motion and you'll walk out of there 19 times out of 20.
>>544142226is there a complete footage? curious how it ends
>>544142226That had to be some giga autismos to fall to the jeet's natural predator despite being white.
>>544142140>>544142226the "most detailed" footage we've seen so far, iinm
>>544142356Didn't see any complete footage but the guy died so... probably quite bloody and messy.
>>544140312Footwork. You move sideways faster than large predators can turn to follow you. Mankind survived these predators before we had tools and weapons. We're evolved for it.If you lose your footing or let it at your back, you're dead.
>>544141853The videos are full ai. Short jitters of action and waiting, never goes for the neck or pounces, just nipping the small of the back off camera, claws never dig into clothes, and no visible blood. Never seen a real video of a tiger attack that looked anything like this, what you see is the result of safety guardrails placed on ai generation limiting the blood and violence. Some dude got the news about a tiger incident, rendered a video, and managed to spread it halfway across the internet. This is how /pol/ used to be, more on the supply side of neat shit than the falling for it side. I wish I knew where those guys hang out.
>>544142397Despite being in 2026, phones still have shit cameras the moment you need to zoom to max and film something that has movement.
>>544140312You don't.
>>544140164
>>544140312I'd listen. And that's what no one did.
>>544142420interesting, youre (probably) not wrongmight be why "dance" can be sexually attractive
>>544140164LMAO.Your best chance is probably to make a lot of noise and hope that it runs away, pretty much any human will get overpowered and ripped apart.
>>544140312Yeah, the only hope is that injury to soft tissue like the nose or eyes scares it off. Most animals aren't remotely tolerant of injury, hence various stand offs with rivals instead of violence.
>>544140312Where's the video of him getting mauled and eaten?
>>544142022>I like how the tiger was spellbound for a few seconds with the good ol "point and yell how dare you" methodI mean why wouldn't this work. Dude lived his entire life in captivity. Got fed, got shots, shot blood drawn, nails trimmed, led up on scales etc. Probably got yelled at and told to sit down and shut up countless times. Zookeeping isn't like jurassic park.
>>544140403Wu Tang Clan ain’t nothin to fuck with
>>544140312Without pepper spray or a gun?You don't.
>>544140164a man died to give us this image
>>544142447its definitely become very difficult to tellits a self-amplifying effect, the harder it is to tell, the more legit and genuine news sources report it as fact, the even harder it is to tellhold on to your sanities and common senses, anonwe're in for a tough ride of FAFO on a grand societal scale regarding AIthere are still lessons we need to learn
>>544142226Dude isn't even trying to fight back
>>544142054you can do it with house cat thoyou can slap the backside of his paw when he tries to scratch your handits good to train reflexes>>544142162not an argumentyou want to be a winner or already accepted your death?the big cat was actually playable with him at first despite being all over himif he managed to be faster the cat would respect him
>>544142384>jeet's natural predatorI feel like tigers will only kill a jeet if they are starving. The jeet evolved using a strategy of being too diseased and smelly to eat. To say nothing of the parasite load a predator of jeets would carry. But a man could dream. If this worked I would gladly go on a plant based diet for ten years so all meat production could go towards jeet eaters. Then release them continually in infected areas.
>>544140312If he would have stood up and walked backwards he most likely would have been fine with a couple bruises. The tigger bit and scratched him out of curiosity, it wasnt hungry and it didnt eat him. The dude died to bleeding after officials got him out of the enclosure. Unfortunately the dude did the worst possible move and layed down while waving his arms and legs, which keeps the interest of the tiger. If the tiger was hungry tho, he would have been dead in seconds.
>>544140312Be loud, very loud.Big cats hate loud noise and it will deter it, scream out your lounges while keeping your head as far away as possible from it.That being said, it's all to buy you some time, either the cat goes away or others intervene with help
>>544140312seems like you just kill the human he won't even hurt you
>>544140591>>544142665
>>544142276Is that Saxton Hale? kek
>>544142916The tiger didn't do anything wrong. He's a good boy and dindu nuffing.
>>544142054>>544142850although cats are smart enough to fake a scratch attempt when they realize what are you trying to do and bait you instead into scratch since at this level of quickness you have to expect opponent movements
>>544142658There is non. He did not get eaten or mauled. Kitty was just scratching and biting him, which of course have lead to bleeding out at some point, after he got rescued.
>>544140312Laser pointer
>>544141938>fasterare you fucking stupid? tiger are basically pure muscle, and their hide is made to survive slash attacks.>>544142307nothing to what I say related to your fucking toons, faggot.and so what? you tard think that the tiger has anything missing just because he's on captivity? he literally kill the finger faggot from OP.He's not fat, maybe you are mistaken with another burger tiger.I never heard of anyone random falling inside a tiger area and escaping alive.Ok, if you say so, how about tomorrow you go do that on the nearest zoo on your area? Then all anons can all be amaze of how you can escape the tiger enclosure 19 times out of 20.Very low tier ragebait troll from your part.
>>544143040I think he left it in his other pair of pants.
>>544143084you dont have to slash him you have to assert the dominance monke
>>544142420Anon you can't circle strafe around a fucking tiger. This isn't a Dark Souls boss.
>>544140312tickle it's belly. cats love that
>>544140164Rear naked choke like Hercules.
>>544140312It's a tiger. There's nothing you can do if it wants you dead. One swipe to the abdomen shreds your organs beyond repair. Trying to block it would just break your bones and open wounds that you bleed to death from.
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>>544140312take off one of your shoes, turn it sideways, and STICK IT STRAIGHT UP ITS CANDY ASS IF YA SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLALALALALOOOOOOW
>>544140312Be chill, like Daniel
>>544140312How about a Nice Game of Chess?
>>544142420Delusionalhttps://youtube.com/shorts/DWqXhQWvI4E?is=7iCCrOvEmI7DCwNK
>>544142447you've never seen a cat "play" with its prey, I take itcats are second string predators, evolutionarily specialized to hunt prey smaller and faster than themselvesthey instinctively "play" with prey to make it run itself to exhaustion, while denying it each escqpe route it runs for by getting in front of it and staying in front of it, before moving in to kill it with one biteironically making yourself look bigger and more dangerous and vicious than it is the best way to make it cut and run, they have to kill hundreds of prey animals in the wild to survive and this makes them instinctively cautious, because one fight they don't win is the one fight that gets them killed
>>544143151it'd be hilarious to watch him try tho
>>544141922100 percent ai.
>>544143547Tigers have no predators and only flee from elephants, crocodiles and venomous snakes.
>>544143667doesn't matter, animals are flesh automations animated by neurotransmitters, and operate on instinct and learned behavior alonea tiger raised in a zoo has never learned which things to be scared of other than what their instincts tell them, and their instincts say monke is preyregardless, even doing everything right has only a tiny chance of scaring the tiger off, better than no chance but it's best to just avoid the situation altogether
>>544140312Stand up straight, make yourself look larger and maintain eye contact at all times. Don't make any aggressive movements, with that and a bit of luck the tiger won't see you as prey and might just view you as another predator that has wandered into its area.
>>544140312Humans don't have claws or sharp teeth. Luckily, we have intelligence and can make weapons. Humans should be armed because of dangerous wild animals. Disarming people is like de-clawing and de-toothing a tiger.
>>544140164Technically taxes are just wealth destruction to reduce inflation. The rich print all the money they need for themselves and then inflation happens, so they collect taxes and destroy your wealth, to balance their own spending. That's what the 40 trillion in national debt isThat's what DOGE was supposed to fixBut I guess we're just going to crash into hyperinflation and let the dollar die instead.
>>544143667dont forget the gease (only start matters but couldnt find better video except for shortshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-vkUJXjiSw
>>544140312Fuck it in the ass.
>>544142447some idiot genuinely argued with me last night that it CAN'T be AI because it matches the eyewitness accounts and press release. supposedly matched a picture of the tiger enclosure but said picture was never produced.i wanted to strangle him through the screen
>>544144249technically taxes are a canaanite mafian instrument to siphon and extort any wealth, life or whathaveyou value from the natives of this planet (goyim) in exchange for karmic debts, pain, fear and other negative things.mono eye (money) is an offplanet concept. there was no money b4 the jew crashlanded (like a shining bright morning star) /here/
>>544142226Mm.. ribs.
>>544142226Every motherfucker should've jumped in and gangbanged that kitty.
>>544144439I think you are giving the 'jews' far too much credit in your story. Our current jews are jsut a bunch of mongoloid 'face-stealers' who would rob people on the silk raod, and impersonate them, this gaining the moniker of face-stealer. Over time they took on the disguise of jews who practice judaism, but it was all always a cover for the canaanite Baal worship and child sacrifice that they really believe in. This insular group is extreme inbred and prone to genetic disorders making many of them schizophrenic and paranoid. As you said, a mafia, and like all criminals, they live in constant fear that the people they fuck over will seek revenge. I'm not saying ayy's don't exist, but it isn't the jews. The chosenites are at best, middle-men who serve higher men who serve ayy's that you will never see. And that's a maybe.
>>544144194You can throw rocks. That's all the weaponry you need.A fit human in an open field should not lose a 1v1 to most animals unless it's like a bear or elephant due to the power of throwing projectiles alone.
>>544142420Mankind survived by staying the fuck away and not being eaten. All those who thought they could dance their way out of an encounter were eaten and became evolutionary dead ends.
>>544140312What are the chances of survival if you shot yourself in the head? This bullet is just slightly slower, bigger and can track you down.
>>544140312You need to do training, not trannies. No beardos. No weirdos. Any high testosterone judeo-christian alpha male patriot would have easily survived this
>>544144709im sorry. this is higher knowledge and i already said too much. you can either accept what i said or dont. Truth doesnt care.
>>544144968What is the purpose of those ballerina dances?
>>544140312Personally? I'd pull out my dick and intimidate it. Not sure what you'd do, though.
>>544140312I personally would go with a rear naked choke, but you have to remember one thing: The dynamic visual acuity of cats is so much more advanced than humans that trying to fight a tiger is like trying to fight in a dream where you're moving in slow motion. A cobra strike looks SLOW to a cat.So you have to lure the cat in close, wait until it is already on you, and pick the perfect moment to EX-PLODE, boy! Time to REALLY explode!So your chance of actually sinking in the choke and holding it is probably below 1%, but you MIGHT confuse and startle the tiger into deciding that it's not hungry enough to risk it and then buy time for you to make an escape or for others to help you. And that's only for a young, inexperienced domesticated tiger that has never killed a human before, if you try that shit on a wild tiger your chances are probably a lot closer to 0.0%
>>544145023Yeah yeah. Says you. I've been studying this shit for over 30 years. I'm an actual genius and a psychic. So I doubt you have any esoteric understanding that I don't already posess.
>>544144439>>544145023I believed it instantly, FYI. Please don't let retards discourage you from posting knowledge.
>>544140312Anything but a finger wag and a stern talking to. IDK what he was thinking. I'LL tip you apart if you do that to me, and I'm not even a Tiger.
>>544144841And by staying in groups and having things like spears and bows to poke the tiger at a distance
>>544144525Not enough Indians could afford the park. They would have while it was busy eating him
>>544140312Never ever turn your back to the animal.That's the first rule.
>>544143145go ahead, show us. let's see your bluff working on practice, saying bullshit on the basket image board is easy, proving is another.
>>544140312you smack the tigger reassuringly on the snout
>>544142276that slop is literally dbz for muts
>>544140312Turn 360 and slowly walk away, running makes you prey in the eyes of a predator
>>544140312don't jump into the enclosure
>>544140312tiger attacks are a great reason to carry
>>544146126I read the original comics when it came out lost faith in it eventually, they will do as well
>>544140312Just sit back and ponder how you ended up in a pen with earth's deadliest animal
>>544142200/brit/ said it's some complete autist called HelperLad who was some lolcow or something
>>544140312Some indian guy was attacked and apparently yanked the fuckers tongue and got out alive
>>544140312use a warhammer. you have one chance to smash its skull before it mauls you, so dont whiff or its over
>>544140312If you are not willing to ride the tiger and master it, do not provoke a confrontation with the tiger.Only the most manly of men can ride the tiger.https://youtu.be/jBeOddejiGw
>>544143084>>544143145>>544146005he's right, even large powerful predators are sensitive to body language, cats particularly sohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tC7DuEEk-zY
544140164 (OP)> It’s about catching criminals.Not entirely. It’s about many different things for different areas that want it. It’s probably going to put more niggers in jail, sure. Also, it’s probably going to make my car insurance go down. Now I can reliably be observed without putting a device on the inside of my car. So, I can say nigger all I want, drive perfectly, all while literally niggers (who cannot drive) finally get what they deserve, namely higher insurance rates.> inb4: gay edgelord explains how insurance companies rip off rich people at the margins.Right, but that ain’t me, cock-fag.
>>544140164Is this the retard who got eaten by a tiger yesterday?
For most of (You)s faggots, the accompanying spike in energy prices for (You)r municipality will be like an extra tax for businesses with HIGH resource consumption and LOW profit margins.So laundromats (niggers), cheap outdated hotels (niggers), poorly managed restaurants (white niggers, single mommys), and the list goes on.This is why so many green-fags are gone mum when it comes to discussing the environmental impacts of data centers. They will be a wrecking ball for all these half-dead businesses that suck up resources and provide no value to the community except for hiring some junkie who uses the storefront for low scale drug dealing.I hope data centers obliterate small businesses in a way that COVID could only dream of. Then, I hope the City bulldozes the site, and pays a hipster to plant trees there.
>>544140312roll for seduction
>>544140164>listen, this shiny badge says that i have authority, so you have to obey me
>>544140312Try to rape it
>>544140312Pull out a wad of catnip, maybe try a laser pointer
>>544142598>read the talmudwhy? there's no grace or truth in there.why dont they read the New Testament>the stone that the builders rejected, the same has become the cornerstone, and rock of offensethey'll have their whole world crushed to powdur for rejecting Jesus.
>>544143154can confirm, i'm scratching my cats(feline, singular) belly, she is purring.
>>544143237white women just can't help themselves.
>>544149834uragay
>>544140164Perfect representation of the white western liberal vs Muslims.
>>544142226Oh shit thats the 2nd video I've seen now. Cool.100% confirmed, he was being pinned and bitten.
>>544144525It was 30 stone and a fucking tiger mate. No one would get involved against that.Retard did retarded things and paid the price.
>>544149851When it opens its mouth you shove your arm as far as you can down its throat. Might want to use your left arm.
>>544142356I've seen one before that 2nd one just shown where he gets nuzzled and then slashed and twatted by the paws and he points his finger shouting at it. Wish I saved it now.That biting one is new. There HAS to be footage as people film everything these days and the park was very busy.
>>544142738Its 30 stone and an apex predator built to kill.He's a fucking twig plus he literally brought it on himself.
>>544144525>risk your life to save a retardWhy?
>>544143237>white woman>lion>brown men, one laughing at her.Can't write it. Women are retarded to trust wild animals and brown men.
>>544141922Why bother with AI when people are genuinely dumb enough to fuck around a wild animal enclosure.
>>544140312Wild animals are wild animals. If you get ready to fight it, the animal won't know if you're actually a threat or not and won't take the risk of being injured. If you cower they know you're prey. Worst case scenario punch it in the nose and it fucks off immediately to avoid harm or you simply fight it to the death with honor.
>>544140312lions hate anal sex.
So we gun down Harambe for being near a black kid but euros just let a tiger maul a white man to death?
>>544142226timmy was practicing hindu culture here.
>>544142738>Disney has a lot to answer for. generations of absolute tards.
>>544143278This has to be a Russian woman. It's why you don't fuck with Russia they have no fear and the beasts respect them. Best animal handlers.
>>544140312wag your finger at it and say "bad kitty" sternly
Just a reminder tigers are bigger than a lion.
>>544140312You wouldn't survive since you're evil. I could ride the thing.
>>544140312the reality is that you're dead as fuck without a weapon, all these cope replies are hilarious
>>544144194human bites can be venomous and we can grow our nails , file them to become akin to claws as large as 5-10cm.what we miss is the biting power of a pitbull or bear but our teeth can be very sharp and you can easily bite someones neck open with enough adrenaline coursing through your veins.
>>544140312Rear naked choke, then ride the tiger.What happens happens.
>>544140164You will never be a woman.
>>544142605Underrated
>>544142137rent free you pasty bitch
>>544140312It temporarily stopped when he waved his finger, if he jumped up and did something unexpected it could have been scared away
>>544140312be armed
>>544144364t. hanma yujiro
>>544140312Triangle choke
