AI is eating every other job. Writing, art, coding, customer service, even some medical work. Mortician is one of the few that stays completely human.You can’t have a robot drain a body, reset a broken jaw, or rebuild a face after a bad wreck. You can’t have software console a crying family at 3 a.m. The work is messy, physical, and personal. AI can’t touch it.On top of that, there’s no HR lectures, no fake positivity, and no dealing with customers who think they’re special. Every body on the table is equal once they’re dead. The job is recession-proof because people keep dying. It’s quiet work with no office politics, and you get to see the final truth about everyone.Most jobs are becoming fake and replaceable. This one isn’t.
>>544140672Too soon
You wanna fuck those corpses don't you. Freak. You even AI generated this stupid thread text just to post these corpses you wanna fuck
>>544140672Morticians are extremely creepy people and 50 percent of them are necrophiles. None of them is consoling a crying family.
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>>544141130Bodies don't smell bad after you clean them.>>544140874No? You are the freak for even thinking that and projecting onto me...
5 memefags in thread, not a single real person
>>544141188deeeegits
Is it weird I am obsessed with figuring out how to die without one of these creeps touching me? It's WILD that when you die a person (almost certainly a necrophilic pervert) will molest you and touch your dick and balls and put you in a fridge somewhere while laughing. It's deranged and undignified. I want my corpse to be completely hidden and untouched. My grandmother always said the same but she left it to late and was no doubt probed and photographed by one of these freaks before they incinerated her
>>544140672How does one get into this career path?
>>544141322same. My dream is to die outside during a heavy rain period and then my remains are found and they need a forensic pathologist if I'm a dead human or just an old couch.Or dying in Himalaya so bearded vultures eat my remains.
>>544141130>now it's just gonna taste like formaldehyde
>>544140730lol oldfag unc spottedsince I'm here posting instead of lurking I'll add a would all four, same as fucking my wife except those four are hotter
>>544140672No is the most Jewish work
>>544140874See, we have an actual freak here >>544142158
>>544141263theme AI pic in OP too
>>544140672Imagine being a mortician and you only ever get sloppy seconds.
>>544141813that's nice of you to want to feed such a majestic scavenger but in all likelihood your protein will likely feed savage niggers
>>544142294thanks, Good morning
>>544142422Freak
>>544140672My friend’s brother was a mortician in a heavily Asian part of Southern California.More than half the bodies that came in were East Asian (Chinese, Japanese, Korean), and over his two decade career, he’d seen thousands of subjects.Not many people can say they’ve examined closely thousands of Asian corpses, but apparently when you do, you see some things.He noticed a very strange trend.From his reckoning, approximately 5% of Asian men had more than two nipples. The third nipple was almost always located on the right side, and about 4 inches below the normal right nipple. About 5% of those 5% had a fourth nipple, located symmetrically on the left side under the left nipple.The cases were almost entirely men, with only three cases that he can remember being women with a third nipple. The extra nipples had no breast tissue behind them.He could not find any mention of this outside of his own observations, so it seemed to be genetic defects must be deeply taboo in those Asian cultures.TLDR: asians are bug-people freaks>Pic unrelated
>>544142526if you saw $20 on the sidewalk would you take it or walk past and let someone else have it? same applies to a free hole
>>544140672Robot could do it better, including both abstaining from, and not abstaining from completely ravaging a pussy with rigor mortis.
>>544140672Transport, health (insert mortician here), politicians, some tradies and somehow HR will be the last standing champions of the old capitalism.
>>544142561he sounds like a fucking freak and perverts like him are why I don't want to have my body handled by the State
>>544142627I wouldn’t pick up a filthy, torn-up bill covered in shit, freak.
>>544142368not in Himalaya or Mongolia. not enough firewood and ground too frozen fo dig a grave. they call it sky burial. but I just read they have morticians too who cut the body to pieces before they leave it for the scavengers.
>>544140672>mostly a family business>lots of criminals work in this business>actual evil subhumans who prey on the weak and vulnerable>the more you know the more you don't want these subhumans to touch your dead onesIts a get rich quick scheme but you are in for a world of hurt when you find out how corrupt and seedy it isThey do not treat the bodies with care at all, its an extremely busy schedule, they get poojeets and drug addict retards to race around and grab these bodies, the longer the body is at their morgue, the more you pay.
>>544141322>>544141813Take the volcano suicide pill
>>544140672just going to monopolioze the cremation businessif that doesn't work its biodecompositionusing that monopoly influence politics to introduce laws against burying people normally, use influence of monopoly and politics to make the media propagate superstitions that family bereavement causes lasting mental scarring and has a net negative effect on society, the economy and spiritual wellbeing, outlawing the use of makeup and theater props to make corpses appear less dead / sleeping instead of dead so that there can be a couple of minutes of open casket emotional validationthe death disposal corporation would use vertical decomposition tanks that gradually compress the biomatter adding engineered microorganisms accelerating the decomposition process and producing a range of desired products later extracted purified and sold to connected industriescases that can not be used for that biodecomposition-harvesting process a specially engineered novel turbofan dehumidification arc furnace toaster cremation apparatus is used to dessicate the corpses and carbonify them in a fraction of the currently available cremation technology on the marketthese would also use renewable energy from solar wind and tides to power those furnaces and bioreactors no need for necrophiliac hairdressers basically
>>544144638cremation is energetically / spiritually not desirable regular decomposition allows the energetic state that your body is in after loss of consciousness and or body function/maintenance to gradually be transferred to this physical dimensioncremation by combustion on the other hand, puts the whole energy that is still stored in the cells of the flesh vessel through a redox reaction, basically turning everything into thermal radiation, basically electromagnetic radiation emitted by the thermal motion of particles in the matter that makes up the body, cell fluids, symbionts, etc. now you might want to take a look at where we all basically are,on this space rock inside of that magnetic field keeping the atmosphere in place heated up by the sun every so often because the surrounding volume is basically at -270°C and in relation to that we all are kind of hot, which is basically where the reasoning comes from that the sun is the giver of life, as it is understood that without the sun, existence of life like ours can not exist, since it requires some degree of temperature energy / warmth for the particles/atoms to move about as lifeso waht happens is after all the residual molecules are redox-reduced to radiation (assuming total incineration) that energy will simply dissipate into the widest, and lowest, form of existence, effectively preventing things like reincarnation, and especially transfer of energy states close to yours ( your ancestors retaining spiritual ancestral memories (see more at indigenous tribes before 2000a.d.) ) so you might would want to reconsider death by cremation
>>544144949>>544145731freak
>>544145731if you jump into a dormant volcano chances are your body will be completely skeletal before it is found and will be saved from human molestation and dogma / rituals you didn't consent to. I was considering going to a remote atoll in the marshall islands or similar and walking into the sea while in a state of induced respiratory depression and hypoxia but the problem is I don't really want to kill myself I just want to die naturally and not be touched but the government force you to be manhandled because muh diseases
>>544141322Who cares dudeThe universe ceases to exist when you die. None of that matters
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