A female researcher with a PhD from Harvard and a postdoc at Princeton has just solved poverty. All you need to do is add a Starbucks to every impoverished neighborhood and inventions and productivity will increase. From her tweet:>Coffee shops boost innovation. 10% more Starbucks in an area --> 3-4% more inventions. >People gather over a cuppa. They share ideas, discuss how to untangle a knotty problem, help see an issue from another perspective. These conversations lead to breakthroughs and inventions.>A very fun paper finds that when Starbucks rolled out to a new county, it fueled a coffee-shop culture, urging more and more people to “grab a coffee” together. The authors compare the counties where Starbucks had rolled out to those where it had not yet arrived. And they find that the number of patents in caffeinated counties is meaningfully higher. >This paper underscores how essential the face-to-face encounter is. Starbucks isn’t that old. People Could have picked up the phone and chatted at any time. People Could have dropped an email. Probably they did. But those connections didn’t yield the same insights and creativity. >Turns out that a Cup of Joe really does help the knowledge flow. We talk about how much in-person connection boosts creativity in In Person. It’s out in just few days, so now is a great time to pre-order. >To see the full research use the link in the comments.>#Innovation #InPerson >#FutureOfWork #CoffeeCulture >#NewBook
>cuppaBrits are so fucking gay.
>>544142760So niggers have another store and more people to rob for a few years until it closes,m
Her sophisticated math proving it. Anons won’t understand it, but they will see the pretty picture.
>>544142760Lmao black people don’t turn into White people just because a Starbucks showed upWhite people wont serve niggers at the ghetto Starbucks locations like they’d be hopingWhite people aren’t going to come write and chill and “innovate” in the ghetto just because a Starbucks showed upHoly kek
>>544142760thats quite a nose
>>544142760>correlation is not causation niggers when they intentionally invert causation and correlation
>>544142838People find our slang endearing and charming.
>>544142760>A female researcher with a PhD>Coffee shops boost innovationseems about right
>>544142760People who live in neighborhoods that need a Starbucks can't afford Starbucks.
>>544142760that is marginalization of me, I do not drink coffee>it fueled a coffee-shop culture, urging more and more people to “grab a coffee” togethercan be told about every cult
>>544143474Then maybe we need more government programs to increase latte consumption in impoverished areas.
do women believe in magic? like things just magically happen without explanation?
>>544142760>4% more "inventions"What the fuck does this even mean Having a woman write a post boosts vapidness by 100-120%
>>544142760>A female researcher with a PhD from Harvard and a postdoc at PrincetonWorthless pay 2 win schools putting people into positions of power they absolutely have no business being in. Then everyone wonders why everything sucks and why everything is in the process of collapsing or has already collapsed.
>>544142760>I serve as a research economist at the New York Federal Reserve Bank. >Prior to doctoral study, I received a BA in Economics at Yale University and an MSc in Evidence-Based Social Policy from Oxford University, where I studied as a Marshall Scholar. >I received my PhD in economics from Harvard in 2021, after which I completed a postdoc at Princeton's Industrial Relations Section. >PhD in economics>doesnt know what aspirational and discretionary spending is
>>544142760I haven't been to a starbucks in over 20 years
>>544142760>The authors compare the counties where Starbucks had rolled out to those where it had not yet arrived. >They find that the number of patents in caffeinated counties is meaningfully higher.
>>544142760Just imagine she has a six figure salary, accolades, career progression, funding and a house and fucks. Yet 90% of male incels that know how to fix 90% of the world's real problems will never get hired.
>>544143385You don't even have a British flag, Euro faggot.
>>544142760True ! When a Chanel shop opens in a neighborhood, it tends to be richer too.
>>544142760I really don't care what a fucking foids yaps about on twatter or bluegay you fucking nigger.
>>544143734A retarded woman brainwashed by jews looked at White countries and made the assumption that coffee shops are the reason why they are smarter, productive, and making new shit. >Every car accident involves a nigger >Huh well every single one happened with a car... That must be the reason
>>544144020I am a British tourist here to fight Muay Thai and fuck ladyboys… and I am all out of ladyboys.
>>544143677Sort of. If you did a study that said neighborhoods with pet rocks have lower crime than neighborhoods without they would try to put pet rocks in neighborhoods without pet rocks to lower crime.
>>544142838Except she's an idiot. A cuppa refers exclusively to a cup of tea, not coffee. If you were to ask> Do you want a cuppa? it would be understood you were offering a cup of tea. If you want to offer coffee you say>Would you like a cup of coffee?
The only thing that would help niggers is culling the bottom 40% of them.
>>544144152She's a retarded jew, you expect her to understand your slang?
>>544142760Starbucks is shit coffee. Why do pretentious faggots and women think it's the only coffee shop?
Will more coffee shops prevent women from murdering their kids?
>>544142760>picrelLonghouse, the pose
>>544142760>a Cup of JoeAt Starbucks?All they have is sugary caffeine drinks with cream and sugar and candy flavored sugar.
>>544144542She knew exactly how much pressure to apply and for how long for each of the 3 children, somehow managing to hide her sins from the others until it was their turn, all after the husband was deliberately convinced to leave the home. Women acknowledge this by posting about how much they want to murder their entire families too.It's only gonna get more grim. To whatever Anon is reading this, don't falter or back down now. Being a good person is gonna get you killed regardless, don't try and appease them to survive what's coming. Face death with hope and unwavering love for God and beauty. You will be vindicated after this hellish run, I promise. It's the only answer that is metaphysically justifiable.
The government should tax everyone that doesn't go to starbucks, each coffee you consume daily reduces the tax by 33%, this will encourage people to be more productive!
>>544143385>butty>chippy>toastiesounds like a toddler came up with it
hmmm...or overpriced coffee huts decide to open where mildly intelligent/affluent white people already live
>>544143677Ask any woman you know how car steering works. As in, what happens when you turn the wheel that makes the wheels turn. Their answers are hilarious
>>544144029No anon, it becomes richer
>>544142760is this a variant of "if I use my fingers to force the needle of the speedometer to the right, the car will accelerate"?
>>544142760The Starbucks in my city closed down because drug addicts would ruin the bathrooms and niggers would constantly fight the employees.
>>544147282I just realized that there's a simpler description: cargo cult.
>>544142760>create a third space that blacks don’t utilize cause its not “gangsta”>white people benefit and society benefitsseems like theres a reason they don’t generally allow whites to have their own spaces.
>>544146707Clearly the steering wheel has magnets linked electronically to the wheels.
>>544144152What about a bottle of water? By far my favorite.
>>544142760..a kike says gentrification changes a poor area. why, indeed. it does. just not the former inhabitants meeting over that 'cuppa' at the jewish coffeeshop. i'm getting inner cramps reading this preposterous nonsense.
>>544147882I wonder why a jew constantly believes replacement is the only option for survival.Its such a deep question, its literally encoded into their dna.
>>544143677they believe in astrology, brainwashing & whatever their hormones are telling them at a given time. so you may call that magic.in short they are not serious creatures.
>>544143677All women believe in astrology, ghosts and fate, as the bare minimum
>>544144152>Would you like a cup of coffee?I'd assume I was being asked in for a shag
>>544142760>knotty problemYou just know.
>>544143385You people claim to smoke fags, but aren't allowed even butter knives.
>>544142760Only estrogenics drink starbucks
>>544142862last time anybody tried to fix up urban neighborhoods they acreamed about gentrification witch ok lowk thwyre right , right? But like ok
>>544142760>>People gather over a cuppastraining my memory trying to remember the last time i saw someone at starbucks that wasn't alone or clearly on a date
>hole rediscovers coffeehouses and salons 300 years after the enlightenment
>cuppaYou fucking trendy faggots. Same people who say they want to "curl up with a good book" I hope you all die.
>>544142838This. But also she's so fucking retarded and cant see why
>>544142760>Now count McDonald's
>>544150980She has a PhD from Harvard and a postdoc from Princeton.
>>544143385absolutely despise how you lazy fucks abbreviate everything, literally every physical thing has a stupid abbreviation. Just say the damn sentence A cup of tea.
>>544142760i was just in the hood yesterday and witnessed a starbucks. it was in the most gentrified part leading me to assume corporate determined the area is safe/profitable enough to open a coffee shop. following that logic adding whites to a nigger enclave is what boosts innovation 3-4% thus deducing niggers hold back innovation 96-97%.
>>544142760>put Starbucks in the hood>release the limited edition Madea glass cup, made of BULLETPROOF GLASS>black gang wars erupt over who can buy and scalp the cups>hundreds of niggas get themselves injured or killed for their baby mamas because they also wanted the BULLETPROOF Madea cup
>>544142760Only a woman could be this stupid.
>>544142760>>544143165Don't event need to check her early life section
>>544151341And look at the absolutely retarded shit she says. Should tell you everything you need to know about how absolutely worthless those degrees from those institutions really are. They'll give you an A for having a pussy because if they give you a B it might make someone in HR sad enough to call you a misogynist. >muh degreesis the refuge of idiots who can't make arguments.
>>544150870it's a trendy phrase
>>544151948
>>544142760>female researcher>ultimate correlation™ fixesLmao
>>544142838i absolutely hate this expression
>>544142760I H A T E social """""scientists"""" with a passion the English language isn't able to express. This looks to be the clearest example of a post hoc fallacy that I've ever seen: the most parsimonious explanation is that Starbucks opened in densely populated, wealthy, urban areas.
>>544142838Fpbp
>>544152298The more I think about it the more I hate it. This almost certainly going to be used an example of p-hacking in the future.
>>544142838wait'll you visit Australia. an hour around them n you'll do a fkn flip off the gap suicide cliff
>>544142844It has been tried before and the results were predictable.
>>544145148>All they have is sugary caffeine drinks with cream and sugar and candy flavored sugar.Just the kind of stuff niggers love!
>>544152298Science has always been a form of Jewish money laundering while promoting satanism.>of course NASA is real. How would I get paid?
>>544142760a cuppa? wtf no wonder
>>544142760>no starbucks in Ausfailia>we don't produce anythingbrehs... She might be onto something...
>>544143410The girl who played Pandora in the tv show 'Skins' went on to get a Ph.D. in Chemistry, which she now uses in her job as Directory of Diversity and Inclusion at the University of Edinburgh. Jewish daycare at its finest.
>>544142760>add a Starbucks to every impoverished neighborhood
>>544142760Why don’t they roll out in the hoods?The mystery of our age.
>>544143824She's legit retarded if she thinks Starbucks precedes the rest.It is simple: prolonged depressed real estate begins rising, hippies begin rehabbing old houses, Starbucks notifies gentrification is coming.
>>544142760Send her to India We will Rpe her and fix her AOOSOSISIIS spssksiddu
>>544151349Jugaad culture
>>544143839Along with >I've never held down a job paying an hourly wage and neither did my parents.>>544143890I went to one fairly recently and before that it had been nearly as long as you. It's expensive AF. Mostly tiny sandwiches and fruity drinks for seven bucks or more.
>>544142760>A female researcher with a PhD from Harvard and a postdoc at PrincetonYou might as well just live in a bubble. These people need to be humiliated.
>>544144542It's telling that we heard about one but not the other.
>>544142760Starbucks is shitty coffee and I hate it. Its always burnt. You cant order any type of plain coffee or espresso drinks. All they have are a bunch shitty coffees loaded with syrup and whipped cream that only women want to drink.. its a bad coffee store. Id rather buy gas station coffee. Many gas stations have these new robot coffee makers that make fresh ground single serve coffees that are delicious every time.
>>544153047You probably do have Starbucks but it's just called something else.
>>544153957McDonald's coffee totally mogs Starbucks if you're willing to wait twenty minutes for it to cool off.Gas station coffee mogs Starbucks.
>>544154045Honestly I take a McDonald's coffee too over Starcucks. Though, I dont typcially order that unless im getting McDonald's breakfast sandwich.
I want to make people rich, I think I figured out how>Start a town near an ocean>Give it an airport and trains>Open up starbuckses as often as possible, as soon as you have the budget open another one>Make the area 90% green space>Make it walkableBros it's literally that simple, all of that correlates very heavily with development if they do all of that EZPZ we're all rich.
I don't want to sound like a hipster / homosexual but why doesn't zoning allow for little cafe's btw?Because I can make breakfast sandwiches and coffee and tea just as well as any store, but if I were to do this I'd have to spend 200,000 on real estate to sell sandwiches.Starbucks would not exist if it were legal to run your own cafe, but right now it's illegal if you don't have literally millions of dollars sitting around.
>>544143677For them dreams are explanations
>>544142760I make coffee at home.I'd never let some tranny in wagie make my coffee
