>Effective immediately, there is an ENERGY CEASEFIRE in the War between Russia and Ukraine. Both parties have agreed. Do not break it!https://x.com/wartranslated/status/2109288259406938350
effective immediately*kek
>>544145695Total refinery death
>>544145695Smoke and mirrors.
>>544145695>Amerimutts lose war in Ukraine >backstab their proxies >save their own ass from an oil crisis Amerimutts created in first place while at itkek absolute kikes
And when agent Z inevitably breaks it?
>>544145695AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I GIVE IT ABOUT 3 HOURS BEFORE OOOKRAINE DOES A DRONE CHIMPOUT
With all expenses paid Peace Party on Epstein Island.
>>544145695Jewtin's gonna break it within the next few hours
>>544145695We need your oil.I'll suck your dick and eat your shit.Please don't tell anyone about this.
>>544145764He's still mad missing out on Epstein's island
Pls sell fuel for cheap so I dont get lynched
>>544145695>both parties have agreedSomehow I doubt this.
>>544145695What the fuck is an "energy" ceasefire? This dumb bitch LOVES making shit up.
>>544145832If beggar had a smidgeon of honor he'd hijack a 747 and slam himself into the NY trade center.
>>544145870He'll do anything to prevent losing both house and senate. If that happens hes impeached with two years of humiliation. Honestly that probably turns him on
>>544145695>Trump is dropping Oinkraine for the Joos.He isn't called Zion Don for no reason.
>>544145795>delusional nafotroonteeheee
>Orange nigger said a thingOh boy is this the we won in iran 200th time now?
>>544145915>tell friends what you're gonna tweet>they short sell oil preemptively>tweet releases, oil drops 10%>your friends fill their positionVictimless crimes
>>544145915https://youtu.be/HbvYeLxMKN8
>>544145899>I doubt this.Both parties > Russia and USA.
>>544145695Dude looses the peace prize and suddenly remembers all the real wars he's involved in.
>>544145695ALL EUROFAGS AND LEFTIES IN SHAMBLES!!!MID TERMS WIN, INCOMING RED WAVE!!
>>544145832Back to /ptg/, Alex. Your caps show how butthurt you are after having your ass penetrated all night.
implying zelenskyberg won’t break it
>>544145695Obvious bullshit.>I was walking in Russia recently and someone came up to me and said "Sir, thank you for the energy ceasefire my tire shop is totally committed to, so much better than Biden and Obama comrade-sir. I wish you were on the ballot for the mid-terms"
>>544146280Break what? He's delusional. Nobody has agreed anything.
>>544145953I'm sure five hours of diesel consumption will make all the difference.
>>544145695>if I tweet it that makes it real even though nobody actually agreed to it
>>544145695I like how both Russia and Ukraine are effectively forced to kowtow to Trump's whims.Haven't seen a US president with that much power since Yeltsin tried and failed to salvage the Soviet Union.
>>544145695>Trump lying and spewing bullshitsurely THIS time he is telling the truth
Don't break it! Ok!?
>>544146429Again he'll do anything to jawbone the market
>>544145695To be fair this is slightly more likely to work with Russia and Ukraine then Israel.
>>544145695Imagine Russia hitting Ukrainian energy sector immediately just to humiliate Trump
>>544146544That is because Israel is pretty much this Pepe.
>>544145695The orange retard just gets dumber on daily now. Probably some old person brain thing going on in there. You all might wanna take a look at your prezzie who is basically spitting in your faces collaborating with the enemy for politicking so he doesn't lose the midterms.
>>544145695Russia didn't agree to shit. It's just stock manipulation.
>>544145870This the voicemails Trump sent to Iran?
>>544145832Ukraine needs to protect its power plants
>>544145764lmao is this real?seems like the email was sent for the new anti ukraine narrative to go around
>>544145695Do both parties know that they've agreed to it yet?
>>544145695Another one of demented Trump's deals where only Trumps knows about it lol
He's so desperate for a Nobel Peace Prize
>>544145695Based. Trannies are SEETHING
>>544146660Im sure Israel will block the suez canal soon to checkmate the houthi blockade
>>544145695Incredible work. Trump hasn't even been president for 24 hours and has brokered a ceasefire!Promises kept.
>>544145695So Ukraines going to go full 1488 on Russian refineries then lmao
>I WILL END THE WAR IN 24 HOURS>2 years later he's reduced to "p-pls stop guys..."Amerimutt pantied & sissified by Eurobvlls. Conflict is in our blood.
>>544147132Apparently it's already happening today.
What's with allthe desperate trannies and muslims pretending this is just a tweet? Plenty of national news sites are reporting it https://nos.nl/artikel/2634561-oekraine-valt-olieinstallaties-rusland-niet-aan-als-russen-ook-stoppen>>544147076What's it with muslims trying to accuse Israel of doing what they do anyway?The Houthis already did that one by blocking off the red sea, Trump taught them not to do that and despite their verbal denials their actions indicate they have learned their lesson about that one.Honestly noticing thar is the first good thing about the Houthis i've noticed so far - a capacity to learn, to not moronically rally aid for your enemies' cause.
>>544147230>nos.nlstop spreading fake nieuws
>>544145695Intensify refinery death please.
>>544147199I refuse to believe Ukraine is conducting the drone campaign on its own. Its some nato cell testing/practicing as a way to train up the western armies. I keep seeing an autistic German commander/general pop up occasionally.
>>544145695Why does he care so much? Honest question, from what I understand even if democrats sweep they still can't do shit to him, only symbolic annoyances and fuck yous. With the $5k checks, burning his ME and Euro allies, this russia stuff, and all the screaming and dragging his feet it looks like he's going to go to jail by december but actually he will still be prez, he will still be able to influence the markets, it's still his last term as the POTUS, republicans won't help democrats in toppling him and the war will likely not stop and just decrease the standards of living worldwide. So why does he give a shit?
>>544147259Giggity.But really if our official national news faggots who seethe about Trump ad infinitum already report it then you know damn well it's more than a tweet.
Zelensky just announced that this is first time he’s hearing about this ceasefire and drone will bomb Puccia as planned
"Art of the deal" indeed, this is just what Trump does every time. Makes shit up and then tries to stiff you. It might work on like a concrete contractor in New York but only really because you are withholding payment, and even then apparently they were onto him pretty quickly because he just does it over and over again. "We had an agreement" "Where is the paper work?" "We shook hands" "No we didn't" "Well I'm not paying" etc etc.>>544147365He doesn't "care", he just sees a way of having an excuse for all he's fucked up. "Its Ukraine's fault". Just how he is.
>>544147184So why don't you sign up for some trench duty in Ookraine?
>>544147598Why should we intervene in an American war?Maybe you can go when you're battle hardened after Karg island?#SENDYOU
>>544147365First off they can just not put anything he wants through. They can also pull us out of the Iran shit though that is unlikely. They can straight up just remove him from office with impeachment that just needs a vote not a reason.
>>544147428>President Retard: “hurr durr im a retard”>News Flash: President Retard acts retarded>“joke’s on them he was just pretending”
>>544147643Why are you faggots so desperate for America to mimic your retarded mistakes in the Middle East?You don't need to conquer Iran, you just need them pacified and hunger does that better than retarded occupation and pointless "victory" does.Trump at least knows the difference between theatre and effectivity while genuine strategic retardation has fully permeated even the upper echelons of the Trump-opposed west.No wonder they favor muslims, hoping as they are to have their own poor intelligence stand out less.
>>544147738...What?It's literally nothing like that, more like:>President R: I did deal>News: President R did deal>4chan Mohammed: Hur durr deal fake just tweet
>>544147849Iran will not bend to hunger soon. They will choke the straight in the hope that the dems will end the stalemate.
>>544147643Oh so conflict isn't in your blood anymore, what you said was wrong
>>544147849>effectivitylol
>>544147687Wouldn't the republicans have to support them when it comes to an impeachment? A small advantage is not enough if I understand correctly. Also can't Trump just use executive orders ad naseum and as the commander-in-chief he can mostly ignore the democrats kvetching? Also, just as you said democrat leadership is also addicted to jewish semen.
>>544147926With all due respect but the presidency is not even up for grabs, the dems have no real options to aid Iran even they wanted to & were to win.This is a little bit like muslim faggots trying to cope with Trump by using Mamdani a literal city mayor.It's just such obvious self-delusion.
>>544147988Oh don't worry, even if it were to turn out ineffective he will still not have spent two trillion and 20 years doubling down on a mistake, he literally does not have the means at his disposal to be able to fail as badly as they failed in Afghanistan.
>>544147982I see Riyadh airport has been hit yet again. Why can't you defend your closest ally in the region? I thought you were a "superpower".
>>544145695Sounds legit. Tariff and DOGE refund checks are in the mail. Gas dropping to $1 per gallon tomorrow. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqowmHgxVJQ
>>544145899Zelensky already commented that it was news to him>>544146100Pedro here is probably correct.
>>544145695He is just trying to make diesel prices go down by posting this shit. Whether a deal exists or not doesn't matter.
>>544145695Trump has no say and doesn't have any power. The US military is nigger tier. The US is no longer a valuable ally.
>>544148190...Because they have pretty openly refused to do that since always?Coping that losing to Saudi Arabia is like losing to the US was never grounded in reality, as the Houthis experienced when they tried to block off the red sea over Gaza & met the business end of the US and quickly relented despite barking a bit more about it.
U LOST UKRANNYU LOST EURANNY
>>544145764KEK
>>544148036The dems will log jame it. Their populist elements will want to stop it the career forever government peope will try to keep it going because the forever state will do alot before it gives up control of the strait. The bombing will stop however and sitting in the log jame resentment for israel among the voters will grow. US influence in the middle east will decay while guff states figure out the us cant keep shit straight for them. Trump might get impeeched depending on how insane the dems are when they get in. Either way this will be remembered as the destruction of trump politically.
>>544147926Iran would use the strait as leverage sooner or later as they threatened to do so for a long time... It's better to allow energy pipelines to bypass the strait sooner rather than later.
>>544148596The long strategy could have brought them in without locking the strait. The only reason to not take that path was for israels desire to not have functional countries near it while it tries to take land.The lesson of history is that power can absorb its rivals by adopting them.
>>544148232It might as well be contents of his diaper.
>>544145893Girls FTW!
>>544148710Would've been more difficult to annihilate the proxies under an iranian nuclear umbrella. Be that as it may, it's one of the least consequential US wars in terms of losses and was memed entirely out of proportion
>>544145695is this like all the other times he broked peace between iran and israel and then 10 minutes later they broke it because no one listens to this retarded weak faggot?
>>544145695I remember they announced one of these a couple weeks ago too. 100% they will break it.
>both parties have agreedSomehow I doubt this. But the president of the United States wouldn't lie would he?
>>544147687Impeachment requires 2/3rds majority rather than a simple majority to actually mean anything. He was already impeached, but because Dems didn't have enough support he just ignored it and was even reelected.
>>544145695>TRUMP JUST ANNOUNCEDROFL
>>544149093Iran was dicking around before not driving to a weapon. All reason dictates they are desperate for it now. And Iran/Russia know what it would mean to have an ally in charge of that chockpoint. Just are world trade routes and supplies are working around the strait china and russia are working to get more supplies and materials to keep iran going.In addition by not hiding and letting themselves be bombed the leadership has the people behind them. And because of the last decade especially the syria shit everyone is aware of what will happen to iran if they give in.
>>544145695I can announce that I'm the King of Wyoming despite being some normal faggot who doesn't live there. Doesn't make it real.>>544145788No, it's just some faggy idea Putin/Kushner/Witkoff gave him. He announces it because "Russia" has agreed to it, then Ukraine continues doing what they've been doing ebcause they never agreed to shit and then he can go "SEE THEY BROKE IT!" because he thinks it's some retarded loophole he can use to jugaad his way around Congress and cut off support for Ukraine like the jeetsouled retard that he is.
>>544145695Ukraine needs to strike NOW and strike HARD
>>544149625>Iran was dicking aroundUnlikely.>the leadership has people behind themthe regime had to butcher thousands of its own citizens during the protests just to stop from being overthrown from within. regular iranians despise the mullahs and want normal lives, not an eternal holy war to prop up a suicidal proxy network.>>544149625>And Iran/Russia know what it would mean to have an ally in charge of that chockpointiran's economy relies entirely on the strait being open, and pipeline bypasses already exist for the gulf. russia and china aren't burning their own economies to save a bankrupt terror regime
>>544146100just the voices in trump's head, really
>>544145993Jewkraine is the jews though
>>544145695fuck trump tbqhwy
>"Ceasefire"Means about as much as his words about the "Strait of Hormuz" being even remotely under control .. HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>544149920>butcher thousands of its own citizens during the protests just to stop from being overthrownYa I dont believe that. The Afghans took cash to fire on cops from within crowds and supposed IRan had to choice but to butcher thousands. We now know that Israel had backdoored their street cameras at that point so why have we not seen footage of it. Would Israel not want to release that if tit existed? I think that those protests/color revolution was put down much more efficiently they anyone admitted to. Otherwise we would see something. Iran is has much less internal problems then other nations because all of their spiteful citizens are in the west.Irans economy has been santioned for decades and much less vulnurable to trade disruption. The strait being closed is a large loss but they still have trade with russia from the north and their train lines with china are open.China and Russia would see massive benefit from Iran surviving and they know without it they are just the next target to be isolated and targeted. And Irans needs would not come close to bankrupting their countries.As for pipelines they cant carry near the amount of oil the strait did and piplines get bombed somewhat regularly if iran feels like it.
Made up bullshit for Trump and his cronies to do trade manipulation for the 1000th time.
The ceasefire will be effective between the strikes.
>>544146429Yeah, this won't actually effect prices, it's about pretending he's doing something and trying to shift blame for prices away from his failure in iran.
>>544146460Lol not really, Trump has made endless demands and claims of deals that Russia and Ukraine both ignored besides perhaps some performative statement.In fact these strikes deep into Russia on refineries started when trump pulled military aid and lost any leverage it gave him.
>>544145695>flaginb4 you break it
>>544147230No duh when the president of the US makes a claim like this media is gonna report on it.Funny how you're conveniently leaving out that zelenski said this supposed deal is news to him lol
>>544145695Congratulations, Mr President!
Wait, so we gave Ukraine money to fight Russia to stop Russia from hoarding oil because we can gave Russia money to stop them from hoarding oil because we gave money to Ukraine to stop Russia from hoarding oil?
He always feels compelled to make his announcement on a Sunday the day before the market opens, funny how that works
>>544145764Don't start to cry again if they shutdown Starlink a second time
>>544145695and you believed it? lol
>>544145899>>both parties have agreed>Somehow I doubt this.Both Vovan and Lexus agreed.
>>544149920>the regime had to butcher thousands of its own citizensSays IsraelRemember when Trump complained.these "citizens" didnt get the weapons we sent?
>>544145893I feel kinda sorry for the dweeb. Being an excludee hurts!
Shit's getting bombed by Russia probably the moment I'm typing this, in honor of that agreement.
Zelensky broke the energy ceasefire in the spring in like 48 hours. Same will happen.
>>544145953He has already lost it.1) War with Iran for pissrael, and2) smugly yanking away help for young white men, admonishing them to get back to work in a jobless spic-wage economy.He deserves prison, he is the supreme of idiots. I voted for him in 2016 thinking he was going to at least help the "little guy" (yeah I was dumb and impressionable), held my nose voting for him in 2020 against Biden, but aborted my vote for him in 2024 when he promised to staple green cards to my competition's diplomas and Elon's crashout in defense of his indian hordes. I ended up writing in Ron Paul, there was no one else!This election cycle, I am voting democrat because I want that orange nigger in ADX Florence for the rest of his life, as well as some of his kids! I also want that whole estate vacuumed up too, they need the financial version of the Romanov cure!
>>544145695Now what?
MIDTERMS SECURED! TRUMP DOES IT AGAIN!!!! THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN HISTORY!!!!!TRANNIES ARE MALDING AND SEETHING TIME TO DILATE HAHATHANK YOU GENERAL TRUMP!
>>544145917Wasn't that new building designed to specifically withstand a 911 style attack?
>>544145695tick tock, piggies
Come on guys just another 8 trillion to the Pentagon this year and we can win this!
>>544151937Don't come crying, in general, woman-man
>>544153505this is crashing and burning so beautifully
>>544146660JNI - Just Nuke Israel
>>544145695Pass indent Elton g street feet e vs ete follow his oh!
You guys got to learn how to let ceasefires settle in there's no such thing as an automatic stop in War that's fantasy stuff
>>544147132kiev is almost back to 1488 year quite literally with no electricity for half a day and nonfunctioning sewerage, they will quite literally drown in their own shit soon.Also not sure about this ceasefire, looks like yet another Trump bs because i couldn't find any news about this here in Russia or Ukrainians seem to deny this aswel. Trump is a miserable clown.
>>544145795Nice fake shop bud
>>544145695amerisharts want diesel from broke ass russia kek
>>544145695Ignore the orange faggot and keep destroying Russian oil refineries.
>>544145695Effective immediately = Fresh from my ass
>>544145695As I see it, Trump realizes he is losing the election and will now claw at the walls—like a victim in a gas chamber—in a desperate attempt to save himself.
>>544153505Russians know not to expect Americans to honor their truces just like they don't honor truces in regards to Iran
