I want to be a kike. How i can do that?
>>544153112No one wants that.
>>544153112You put on big nose prosthetic and rub your hands a lot.Great success!!
>>544153112you have to be born a demon to be a kike
Becoming VP with Goldman Sachs is currently the quickest way, I believe
>>544153112hope this helps to get started
>>544153112Molest kids and start deceiving white people. You’ll win bigly
>>544153112Study finance and banking at University
You just missed Jewish High Holidays of Rosh Hashana and Sukkot, which is a great time for interested non-Jews that abide by the seven Noahide Laws to worship, pray, feast, and wear tefillin. Go to Chabad.org and learn about what Jewish people believe and the Mitzvot that are commanded of Jews. Read the Mishnah, the Jewish oral Torah. After studying with a Rabbi for approximately a year, you can perform your Mikvah and convert to Judaism.
>>544153112>I want to be a kike.>saying this when Israel is probably going to be turned into ash and dust in two years minimum
>>544153112>howmove to israeltake lots of $$bring some guns too
>>544153112become a migger
Mutilate your own dick and put a black cube on your forehead.
>>544153112cut the tip of your dick off and steal your neighbors shit
>>544153112Have you tried asking them if you can join?
>>544153112Not a single worthwhile thread on this shithole, amazing.
>>544159645can i join?
>>544153112>I want to be a kike. How i can do that?Uhh.. Convert..?
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>>544153112I'm trying to do this myself, and here are a few things I've learned:1. Don't use the K word, God doesn't like that because the Jews are his chosen people.2. Don't call someone a Jew, call someone a Jewish man or Jewish woman. also, always capitalize the word Jew/Jewish.3. Surprisingly, don't use the N word. Jewish people don't like it when people use the N word.4. Put your entire networth into crypto. I can't say which ones, but if you go to /biz/ you can figure it out.thats where you start anon. Godspeed.
