but obviously humans don't even have that body mass there so the scared spastic started thrashing which made the tiger think it's attacking him. Then the tiger gives the retard a couple light slaps and he escalates it into a proper fight. Could have just slowly gotten up and walked backwards
nobody knows what you are talking about, jeet.
pakijeetnigger what are you even talking about
>>544160076>>544160183When in this situation it is very simpleYou must take off you're hoodie, and bag liger's face in it... lacking opposable thumbs you've effectively blinded it for at least 15 seconds, that's enough to walk backwards and let someone throw you down a rope so you can climb back to safety
>>544160076I'm kind a glad I never saw the video without the audio. I bet the guy sounds more retarded than he acts
>>544160183>>544160240when mummy cat or daddy cat want to move their children around they carry them by biting onto the loose skin on their upper back also called "the scruff". they do not hurt them by doing so. humans don't have that scruff. it's just like harambe who tried to protect the kid. i don't think a well fed tiger used to interacting with humans on a daily basis, zookeepers or otherwise would be primarily interested in murdering some random spastic
>>544160076>wanted to bite onto his skin mound like aprayTigers bite the neck to kill. Never offer your neck to a tiger. Stand and stare him deeply.
>>544160421>Never offer your neck to a tiger.your not my mom you don't get to tell me what to do
>>544160421but he didn't go for the neck, you can see it in the video. the tiger tried to bite onto the back unsuccessfully, multiple times. he didn't pounce for the neck once. and then when he couldn't bite onto his back the tiger stood in front of the spastic, surprised, when the spastic started throwing gang signs right in his face and screeching
Tamed =/= domesticated. A big cat can be friendly to humans but it's still a wild animal and can easily do shit that will kill or seriously injure you because it doesn't have the modified instincts necessary to prevent it from doing shit like biting or swatting at you even if it's not "trying" to be hostile
>>544160474>your not my mom you don't get to tell me what to doFair enough, enjoy your vore fetish.
>>544160418Erm ok
>>544160418Harambe was a primate and herbivore, Sanjay
Nature's Eugenics program is rather blunt.
>>544160076I'm going to need to see the full video to form any sort of informed opinion on the matter.
>>544160076mama tiger is the best base for mma
>>544160076You are probably right
>>544160076The guy is a low functioning autist that was there with his personal carer.
>>544160076Just don't go into the tiger cage. They are territorial animals. If you are in his territory he's going to think you want to fight.
>>544160183pantied sissified
>>544160334Throw my dick down and u can succ it for 15 seconds till it shoots goo
>>544160502>>544160354post the video already you faggots
>>544162164One of us. One of us. One of us.
>>544162164Based eugenicist tiger
>>544162164£5 says the carer looks like Harambe
>>544160076Should have shot the cat but it's the UK so everyone had knives instead
>>544163339Shot it for what?
>>544163386to save a human life. Even a lil nigger's life is worth more than any endangered animal at the zoo. This is why I am pro life. Every nigger is precious
>>544160780Without laughing.I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare handsI practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway.With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>>544163491Pretty sure he was already dead before anyone could do anything.
>>544163517i think mounting from behind and using your special weapon, the opposite thumb to dig out the tiger's eyes would be easier. i think a full frontal punch up would just expose you to unnecessary damage. in this fight any time you take damage it might just be over. you should use your brain against the tiger, not your muscles
>>544163517Godspeed, Mr Wahlberg
>>544163491>Even a lil nigger's life is worth more than any endangered animal at the zooI strongly disagree
>>544163517I'd open up with a elbow drop off the top rope, then get my girl to distract the ref so I can hit the tiger beast with a chair. After the chair to the dome a couple of choke slams, back breakers, sharp shooters, and cripple creek ferry's would get that striped orange nigger crying uncle.
>>544160076Tigers instinctively bite the neck to kill their prey
>>544163035kekHave a U
>>544160502That video was ai bullshit. Only browns are retarded enough to believe it.
>>544162164Yeah, this whole Britbong event went from lulzy to kind of depressing once you read up on the details that led up to this. Dude was literally retarded and thought big kitty would be ok with him intruding into it's home so he could give pets and scratches with predictable disastrous results. At least they didn't Harambe the tiger because you honestly can't logically blame a predatory animal to act any differently against a perceived threat.
>>544163190Kek...>>544164323It's very sad. The man clearly has the intellectual ability of a child and wanted to pet the tiger. He told it off like he was playing with his own cat.
>>544160076is there any better videos like the guy getting num numed?
>>544160334this is one of those photos that makes me wonder why you have it the other photos are the ones of horse pussy
>>544160076>he dindu nothinYou must not own a cat, they are killers and they enjoy killing, they kill birds and mice, the big striped ones kill anything they feel like killing
>>544162564https://goyimx.com/Theunsophistic2/status/2108940011861148097
White ppl would rather be around tigers than Black ppl
>>544165463Yeah
>>544165463>nobody>I need to insert blacks into this so we can talk about blacksMEDS, now.
>>544160076nah
>>544162164>personal carerprobably some Nigerian blabbering on her phone as her charge was vaulting the fence
>>544160076post the fucking video or STFU, NIGGER
>>544165692i wouldn't try to fight a goose, but a cat or a rat? i mean really? has 66% of england never played with a housecat before? they're very small and weak.
>>544160076>no one has the full video Gay.
>>544160474>>544160334chudweiser
>>544166239As a human person, would standing my ground and shouting with arms held up work against a cow?
>>544165463I don't appreciate the companer of any 'ger desu
>>544160076Are those OJs gloves?
>>544166836as a human person you can just walk up to a cow and stab it in the fucking neck. they're cows.
This whole gay thread and nobody got the video?
>>544167226holy cow, feels good to be a human bean
>>544164036that woman survived btw also she's a russian who married a jeet kek
>>544166256>>544165394
>>544166239When geese hiss at me I stand my ground and very firmly but politely tell them to be nice, and that their behavior is disrespectful. 9 times out of 10 they just stop and look at you for a second and then they behave. They are quite susceptible to moral shaming tactics I have found, perhaps because they have lived in proximity to white people for so long. I've only had one goose in the last couple years that really wouldn't back down and I had to decide if I was going to fight it or not, which I ultimately decided not to do.
>>544167417Nothing really happened in those videos. It all looked very survivable to me!! How did this bozo even die when it looked like the cat was gently playing with him?
>>544167417Thats not the full video of him getting maul. its a 4 sec clip
>>544160183Burger,>>544160240Frog,Tigers attack only from behind. Unless they're really, really pissed. Maintaining eye contact and walking backward is therefore the second best cause of action.The best one is not to jump into the fucking tiger pen in the first place.
>>544166256dieses und jenes>>544167344we've already been waiting since yesterdayit doesnt seemed to have been leaked in its entirety
>>544167853>The best one is not to jump into the fucking tiger pen in the first place.Okay but what if I wanted to give the tiger hugs and kisses so he wouldn't be so depressed???
>>544163517>Without laughing.>>I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare hands>>I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could.>Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.>>I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the tiger is finished.>>You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.>>First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.>>Any man with a minimum of training can beat a tiger with a knife anyway.>>With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
>>544163517
>>544170978should have put the tiger in a headlock instead of wagging the finger at him or idk poke its eyes out
>>544162164>source: i made it the fuck up
>>544171051>put the tiger in a headlock>or poke its eyes outGood idea, Nigel.
>>544171462ikr. I think I can fuck up a tiger with bare handsI practice MMA for 7 years now,
>>544160076When a tiger bites it's prey also bites it's neck
>>544171515You got this, bro...
>>544163517I've never seen this pasta is it fresh?
>>544160418Cats also paralyze prey by giving neck bites and carry them away by it. Large ones are no different.
