German expert was right, how to cope?https://x.com/feydemon/status/2109201972863652220
>>544160816your matrix simulation owners casually showing up to let you know they can end it in a split of an sub atomic second
spooky
>>544161079bro its over for earth
>>544160816How tf do you even know something that "rare" will happen? Also, how tf this photographer have this time and resources to travel and camp waiting for such pic? Any bills, mortgage?
>>544160816If this actually mattered, it would be all over the newsBut it's not so it's nothing
U 4tards are so stupid clowns you'll eat up any hoax.
>>544161290nope, red sprites have been there forever, in fact i learnt about them back in 2014 i think when some yt vid randomly showed it to me then i found them in wiki, apparently they are natural phenomenon like the lightning strike that hits a volcano just before the volcano erupts, though their shapes are fascinating
>>544160816THE MICRONOVA IS COMING!
>>544161331They appear high above thunder storms
>>544161508Yeah, it's cool that some of what we can create in plasma dynamics labs tend to follow the same structures we see with sprites.
>>544160816
>>544162614looks shopped, not even ai
Those things are hard to seehttps://youtu.be/S4bNQBOlOhk?si=CZKAEX0phSxJ5ejl
>>544162662sprites are real and the picture probably is too but that webm looks fake and gay
>Sprites are sometimes inaccurately called upper-atmospheric lightning. However, they are cold plasma phenomena that lack the hot channel temperatures of tropospheric lightning, so they are more akin to fluorescent tube discharges than to lightning discharges.Interesting
>>544161331I guess you'd be surprised at what some professional photographers do to get specific shots, like certain locations and events and phenomenons on certain dates. And of course they make money on getting the rare, hard-to-get shots. But I'd imagine some photographers probably start out as trust fund baby types as well.
>>544160816It's an already documented phenomenon, whatever. Now I'm going to pretend I am panicking.>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
>>544161331Conspiracy brained people are unintentionally hilarious
>>544160816What does this mean in simple terms
>>544161079Thats cruel. At least they could give us a few minutes so we could appreciate everything will be over
>>544160816this is just like my favorite animu
>>544166410They are rare at ground level if not impossible
>>544166410>already documented phenomenonwell documented phenomena still demonic forces, anon. yeah it's not the first time they visit. no accident they arrived over france right this time either
>>544166611God is angry
>>544161743False alarm. Not the German anon.
>>544166659>>544166709AAAAAAAAAAAAHHH BLUE BEAM ALIEN NIGGERS AAAAAAAAHHHHH
>>544161418>it has to be on the goy box for me to care
>>544166535yeah until a certain threshold is crossed.>conspiracy brainedcute
>>544160816The reality shifted. Everybody check mandela effects.
>>544160816the sprite proves the firmament above our heads. The sprite illuminates the firmament above. Light is only seen when it bounces off of a surface, this is what we see at the top of the sprite. This mist like light is illumination of the firmament barrier.
>>544163391>si=CZKAEX0phSxJ5ejl LMAO
>>544160816actually, i wouldn't mind if france gets red spire'd to death. That shithole will never recover anyways
>>544161508>their shapes are fascinatingThis shape is the key to reality, as a matter of fact
This is like when people notice for the first time that the moon is out in daylight.
doesnt that happen in moby dick? what was it called again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzFPfdrUOgw
>>544169661There should be note for the flat earth people that the storm producing that is over the horizon.
>>544169482kino
>>544169661sky weeds
>>544169423You're thinking of Saint Elmo's FireThat's something different.
>>544160816Its not over, things are only just beginning
>>544169843Blue jets might make gamma rays.
>>544160816>ITS OVERweird shit happens on an around corsica, all the time. i think it was cursed by a gypsy or some shit.
>>544169784
>>544160816>Rudimentary creatures of blood and flesh, you touch my mind, fumbling in ignorance, incapable of understanding.
>>544170533
>>544160816Sprites are cool.
>>544160816>tfw you will never, ever, see sprites outside of a vidya
>>544161743You're not micronavanon.
>>544161331>>544166216Jews
>>544170533That's the Crystalline Entity and it hates gay space niggers
>>544166535>Conspiracy brained
>>544160816Red sprites at night, sailor's delight.Red sprites at morning, sailors take warning
>>544161418Or it matters too much for full disclosure
>>544162179>>544161508thunderstorms are not what you think they are
>>544170654Imagine being a prehistoric human and looking out over the hills at night and seeing this for 0.1s and never seeing it again.How would you even explain it? How would you even process it? Just for a millisecond the sky turned red like blood vessels or tree roots, bigger than a mountain stretching up into heaven. Then was back to normal like it never happened.
>>544173230maybe you should look into the sky some more pal 'once in a lifetime wonder wonder quests' by the boat load
>>544161331Put a video record on. When it happens you go back to that time and look for that frame.
>>544172223>Red sprites at morning, sailors take warningred sprites on pubes, sailors shave your balls because you have crabs
>>544166611It's an omen
>>544170533huh awkward...if you do a headstand and look from the top they look like little trees
>>544160816IT ALL COMES TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>544173230probably experiences the confrontation with the dimension of their existence in relation to the rest of the dimensionnoticing how the existence they know is not everythinghow their lives are too limited to find out realizing that they have to survive and create as much offspring as possible so that one day one of their descendants carries this insightful moment on a mission to colonize space or maybe just ate another mushroom and proceeded to dance around the campfire or wahtever
>>544170533>>544170563So cool.
It all returns to nothing
>>544161331>How tf do you even know something that "rare" will happen?You don't. When storms come, you frame the background you want, setup your gear, and hope for the best. Literally. You either use a long exposure with a filter and/or record a video and select a proper frame>Also, how tf this photographer have this time and resources to travel and camp waiting for such pic?They are usually locals, and storms usually don't last that long so it really isn't that much of a deal. In this case it's very probable that he lives in that town or nearby.
>>544162614those happen to fast to even be like huh?
>>544160816Okay noob. Try capturing ball lightening. A sprite with modern tech aint shit nigga
>>544160816A RED SPRITE JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!
>>544160816>Electric Funeral plays in the background
>>544160816What is in the earth right below it?Vas ist untergrunde
>this is just one of the random things to occur so fast that you would think you are seeing things and eyes might be tired
>>544161743And so have I.
>>544160816Why would you ask a German expert about shit in France?
>>544164180>>544162662It’s just the single capture of the sprite on repeat from the video you retardsHave you never seen a video of a lightning bolt before? Sprites are lightning from the ionosphere
Looks like roots of a plant.Curious.
>>544160816If you hear German and Expert you better listen Chud.We take our expertise very seriously.
Should have picked the destory ending.
>>544162614This shit looks like the veil dropping for but an instant allowing for the daemonic archons to be visible
>>54418201690% of reality is hidden from us. We have no idea what is going on.
>>544160816We're in a fucking simulation. A robotic placenta created by US thousands of years ago
>>544182202>A robotic placenta created by US thousands of years ago3000 years ago?
>>544170548Your resistance is futile. This hurts you
>>544160816>(((German))) expert
>>544166535I could make that happen with a helium balloon, copper wire, and tape.
>>544160816Imagine that’s what aliens or gods look like if you could glance at them.
>>544160816looks fake to mesprites are rare af and are only more common in specific places like certain mountain ranges. them waiting and catching one with a camera pointed at some random french village is a 1 in a trillion chance.also sprites happen very high like 90km up. even if you're in the correct time and place to see a sprite the changes theyre gonna point a long-focus camera and capture it in the frame are also 1 to 10000. if this was automated its one thing but the facr that the video has human voices confirms its bullshit no one's gonna sit there for years waiting for a sprite at a specific angle that might not ever happen in a human lifetime
what's the tl;dr on all of this?who's german expert? what did he write?
>>544182192neutrinos pretty much ignore regular matterthere could be species of particles that form their own complex chemistries and worlds that are both completely invisible and overlapping the universe as we know itmaybe dark matter is just the gravitational pull from such shadow existences
>>544161331high speed cameras can capture light moving. if you just film in one spot for long enough, it's entirely possible to capture something like this, then just scrub frame by frame and you'll have it. it isn't like they took an actual singular picture of this thing.
>>544185400its over bro
>>544162614>>544160816>doesn't light the surroundings I bet camera gain had a role in how this shit looks on video. It was probably not that impressive in person
>>544185400Nobody cared who he was until he wrote it.
How noticeable was it on the ground?
>>544181015this is only smart person here
>>544160816THE MICRONOVA?
>>544185400doomsday is here
