A bird shat on my car and I hate them nowI always appreciated birds throughout my life AND THIS IS HOW THEY REPAY ME?!?!?!?!!?!!?!!?!!?!???!??!?!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!!?!?!!?!!!!?!!?!!??!??!!!???!??!!!!!!?!!!!!!?!!!!!??!!!!!!
>>544172364>i hate animalsHow else would you like to confess to being brown today?
>>544172364Post address and I'll shit on your car too.
those are snipe, they are so delicious, but sadly they aren't legal to hunt any more in most placesmuch like ptarmigan, there was no reason to stop the hunt, almost nobody bothered and it's nearly impossible to even find the fuckers, but they banned hunting of these weird species just to deprive people of joy
>>544172364MEEP
We’ve already fought and lost two wars to those fuckers, just let them shit in peace.
>>544172364birds aren't real
>>544172364Fuck your stupid car
>>544172364Do you expect them to land and take off everytime they have to take a shit? Would you?
>>544172364fuck you birds are based. look at them jam on it. u just jelly nowing
>>544172364Birds shit all over my car and my balcony but I dont care. I love birds and will continue to feed as many as I can.They were here long before cars so its their world and they can shit whatever.
You hate birds for doing something they don't control yet you worship kikes that knowingly do evil to you
>>544173515I have bird buddies that protec my garden. All they ask is for fresh water in the bird bath, I don't even feed them. Except the hummingbirds, I feed those little guys. They live year round out here with me.
>>544172364>lol so randum humorMake real friends asap op. Your brain is literally melting
>>544172364>birds shit on my car>this is political because reasonsIf you're gonna waste my time with this shit, at least post more cute bird videos.
>>544174844friends are for retards
nothing personnel, it's just bee's knees
>>544175444Checked, best to make friends with birds. Years ago like in Aristophanes' The Birds, I learned that birds communicate not just near, but with people. I was picking some chokecherries from a bush, and this flock of super tiny birds, bushtits, the smallest bird in North America aside from hummingbirds, came into the bush as I was picking it and they all started crying. Now they didn't swoop at me or attack, but they were just crying like mad. And I realized, I was taking their food. So I just took half and left them and they stopped crying as soon as I stopped picking. Since then, all birds have realized that they can communicate with me and it's fucking non stop. If I forget to fill the bird bath, the robins will line up ouside my basement window and just stare at me. If I leave the hummingbirb food to get stale or heaven forbid empty, the hummingbirbs will just come find me wherever I am and hover and stare. If I move into the garden and the robins are in there too, they will hop at me and chirp so I move away and they can get a worm. It's really something. My advice is never give these birds and inch. You can't fight 'em once they know you know their language, they outnumber you, are more deft, etc. Best you can do is get along.Crows came to the yard today and yelled at me until I filled the bird bath, then like a dozen had a meeting. They didn't damage anything this time thank fuck lel.
