Meanwhile, in the President McCain timeline
>>544174891Ugh, I just arrested a homosexual with citizen's arrest. Feels good man.
>Federal income tax repealed.>First Female President in 2016. >No Trump, No Corona. Country unites under $1/gallon gas.
>>544174891the guy threw the electionhe never wanted to winchosing Palin made sure of that
>>544174891He was basically a slightly less retarded Trump. Wild to think the only way someone like that could become president is if they ran against a woman
>>544174891I can see Russia from my backyard.
>>544174891DUDE I KEEP SAYING THISMCCAIN/PALIN WAS THE FIRST PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION I WAS OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE FOR AND HOLY SHIT REMEMBER HOW FUCKIN STACKED THE PALIN DAUGHTER WAS THE ONE THAT I THINK GOT KNOCKED UPsorry for caps lock
>>544175410He didn't throw anything. Bush had a 22% job approval rating. The GOP wasn't going to win that year unless Obama himself screwed up, there was nothing any GOP candidate could have done to win.
i want /n/ backactually i just want to be 20 again :(
>>544175630>I can see Russia from my backyard.why do people always quote this been hearing it for years. did she mean that literally? man i remember back during that election her daughter bristol had the biggest pair of melons and then she got pregnant and you just know those puppies got swole up real nice and the nips were just blasting
>>544177653It's just a running joke.>The phrase "I can see Russia from my house/backyard" is a popular misquote originally attributed to Sarah Palin, but she never said it; it was a line performed by Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live in 2008.
>>544174891shitstain mccainmore proof repubs are retarded>sads
>>544174891we'd be in like year 15 of our war with Russia, fuck McStain
BOMBBOMBBOMBBOMB, BOMB, IRANWho need a McCain Presidency when we have a Trump Presidency
Day one Iran warWith Trump we had to wait 10 years wtf
>>544174891Nothing changed but the name of the President because jews own both parties.
>>544174891Iran war sooner, trooning of children delayed until about now
>>544181911We would have had one million BOOTS ON THE GROUND with McCain though.
