The man had no aggression and showed humility to the tiger.Why did it kill him?
>>544176421for the lulz
>>544176421Socioeconomic factors
>>544176421He said the p-word. Shouldn't have done that...
>>544176421cucks get the clawYou're not supposed to get on the ground in front of a predator and annoy him. Makes you look like a prey.You stand tall, face the animal, then slowly back off like a boss and mutually agree to avoid conflict.
>>544176421Did he bring the tiger a gift?
>>544176421shouldnt have said the p word
RIP Nael
>>544176421He was a tranny
>>544176421Hated aura farmers
>>544176421
>>544176421>as people frantically tried to save his lifeWhat were the people doing?Maybe the people are responsible for this man's death.
Big cats reflexively pounce on you if they see your nape, its barely a concious action on their part. Dude basically presented himself to be eaten by praying like a fucking retard.T. Faggot who worked at a safari zoo with big cats
>>544176421How tf did we turn them into cuddly babies?
>>544176500He called it Patrick? The nerve.
>>544176421>praying and bowingso another jeet fell into the kings realm
>>544176421If anyone put their finger sternly in my face I'd consider breaking it. That's just me tho. The toger is cool in my book.
They learned their lesson after HarambeAlso, if somebody invaded your home you’d have every right to kill them. Tiger is no different
>>544176421Predators kill you because you're not a threat, and avoid you if they think you are a threat.His cowardly behavior looked like prey and triggered a kill response.If he was more confident, stood tall, and kept eye contact he would have had better odds.This is all common sense if you live near predator animals. Even they prey are not safe btw. Even domesticated farm animals can fuck you up bad.But as per usually urbanoids are not human.Live like nabal die like nabal.I'm glad they aren't euthanizing the majestic beast. Blood of man is precious but blood of nabal is poison.
>>544176659they kept shouting >you shouldnt be there retard you will die
>>544176421the only way it wasn't going to kill him is if it was recently fed and even then the odds arnt good.
>>544176421>The man had no aggression and showed humility to the tiger.>Why did it kill him?Uh, maybe cause it's life was less heckin' privileged and it didn't have the same opportunities and access to education we did.
>>544176758No, pussy. Dont call the 250 pounds killing machine a pussycat...
>>544176881>they kept shoutingThat's what I figured. My cats get really pissed off when I shout.
>>544177051Tigers are more like 400+ pounds and upwards to 600 lbs for a male alpha tiger. Pure cut animal muscle
So is there a brutal ending that hasn't made the rounds? Ive seen just the two.
>>544176678>Big cats reflexively pounce on you if they see your nape...except Cheetahs.
>>544177148I only know the metric system. I made a guess. How much kg is that?
>>544176859he was severely mentally disabled anon. basically a child in a mans body. he went to look for the tiger because he wanted his photo taken with it>tiger dindunufinEnviromentalism is jewish propaganda. Its designed to make you think humans are lower than animals. If the tiger killed another tiger it would be put down, but hey it was just some kid
>>544176421The retard bowing to the cat is a normie and the tiger represents niggers and muzzies. Perfect. They will show you no mercy.
>>544176421Realistically what do you do in that situation? I'd try to jab its eyes but they look deep in their skull and protected thick eyelids. Maybe jab your finger inside the ears?
>>544177172Cheetahs really are overgrown house cats.
Tiger. Tiger tiger tiger
>>544176421It's a tiger. It's basically the only land animal that will hunt humans as its natural prey (obviously bears and lions will, but they tend not to, and polar bears will frequently but people weren't around them until recently)
>>544176421moving around in a non threatening manner signals, "i'm an easy meal"
TIGER UPPERCUT
>>544177290It takes skill and a bit of luck, but you can avoid such situations entirely by not climbing into the tiger enclosure
I'd pet the tiger, scratch his belly, tame him and take him into my tribe as my trusted companion. Name him something stupid like Garfield
>>544177379>the only land animal that will hunt humansI thought they mostly ate jeets
>>544176421i forced the tiger to kill him
why didn't someone just shoot the ti- oh, wait, it's the UK. Sucks to suck britoids.
>>544176421KWAB
>>544177767Robbed of my rightful digits
>>544177338
>>5441772092.2 pounds to a KG so like ~180kg to ~270kg. I am Canadian so I operate a weird mix of imperial and metric
>>544176421>showed humility>was wagging his tard finger at the kittyfym, guy was very disrespectful
>>544176421Can you niggers stop spamming the tiger threads lol
>>544177810That cheetah is a nigger.
>>544176421He had better chance if he stood and shouted, higher eyes mean dominance in cats world, plus loud voice deter them.
>>544177858pol is a mossad psyop forum. its a story of a tiger killing a white guy. think about it
>>544176421You've never had a cat huh...I would never, ever, want to be the prey of a cat. The most inhumane killers on the planet.
>>544176421.......... are you retarded? its a tiger, tiger doing tiger things, kys jeet
It is a wild animal,a predator,and not some domesticated house cat...Don't jump in the enclosure saying here kitty kitty...
Why did the nigger start throwing rocks at the White kid just minding his own business?
>>544176421he shoulda booped its snoot
>>544177865If black girls looked like that...
Because it's a predatory big cat dealing with a stranger in its territory. Are you really that retarded OP? Bet you're one of those foids who would choose the bear, get mauled, then wonder why it was more dangerous than a man.
>>544176859But but Jesus said not to resist a predator but instead give him your clothes and meekly submit
>>544176796My favorite part was when he was waving his finger at it and the tiger was trying to figure out what the fuck he was even doing It looks like he gestures towards the back of the enclosure at one point and the tiger actually looks over its shoulder Imagine if he had taken the chance to run and somehow got away, it would be the most cartoon thing to ever happen in real life
>>544177172Cheetahs are easy to tame but people have been trying and failing to domesticate them for thousands of years.
>>544176796>>544178466can someone post webm / vid alreadyreally the OP should have done it.
>>544176421Timmy and his natural predator: doing something completely fucking retarded for no reason.>I'm going to jump off this 200 foot cliff>I'm going to say the N word around a Black man much larger than myself>I'm going to get into this tiger enclosureYou talk about us and trains, but maybe look at yourselves? A fucking tiger enclosure?!? LOL.
"frantically tried to save his life" (uh, by screaming and crying, and saying NO KITTY! NO! BAD KITTY!)
>>544178023Jaguars will insta you with a bite through the skull.
>>544178599"timmy" spam
>>544177172cheetahs are small and skinny, most adult males can fight them off
>Some guys just crumble at the mere sight of pussyMany such cases
>>544177290 Probably go jeet mode and shit all over yourself. I feel like a paint ball gun would have been enough to keep the tiger off of him if they aren't going to shoot it with a real gun. Or they could have a grizzly suit nearby and just send someone in with that on.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?Because its a fucking tiger.
>>544177233Then he wasn't even human which means he's not protected by any cosmic laws except the civil laws.Subhumans are lower than even animals, but unborn souls are on the same order as animals. They're property.
>>544178599>Tiger will chase you no matter which direction you go>Train will only go one direction is very easy to avoid.
>>544176421>praying and bowingSuch a blunder moveYou grab it by the balls to assert dominance
Tiger recognized the victims willingness to sacrifice himself to the juggernaut and granted him an honorable death achieving maximum Izzat
>>544176421Chad tiger vs virgin hippie
>>544176421Tiger protested for cleaner cages.
>>544178599loololol your brown
>>544177290At that point you're already fucked
>>544176421Does anyone have any video of the actual death blows? From the video I saw it seems they were just playing and having a good time, I figured the guy was able to walk away unharmed.
>>544176421QRD on the legality of killing retard that want to suicide in your house ? (in america obviously).To know if this Tiger have better justice team than us
>>544176421Tigers are the niggers of the animal kingdom
>>544176421Colonialism
>>544176421The tiger's a predator. All its instincts tell it to hunt and kill prey. This tiger never gets to do that until that retard showed up in his prison cell.
>>544177233>tiger dindunufinyes you fucking retard, he was in his fucking cage trying to live in peace with dumb toy looking at him everyday
>>544179364It would probably be pigeons or something. They rely on handouts and they serve no purpose inside a city. All they do is shit on cars.
>>544179461kek this video of pigeon casualy landing near a eagle nest with the mother doing the greatest WTF face a bird could pull of, and this retard just keep going and even enter the nest lmao, thanks for the free food i guess
>>544177290Realistically? As in in my sane state of mind I decide to hope the fence into a tiger enclosure out of the fucking blue?
>>544177594>>544177594>not ass raping the tiger to assert dominance like a true alphaok faggot
>>544177233>he was severely mentally disabled anon.so why keep such useless trash alive? I bet you just love zoos and bulldozing forests so mexicans can move in next door just so you can enjoy fucking 'authentic' tacos.
>>544176421>frantically tried to save his lifeUK cops are better at shooting dears than tiggers.
>>544179364Niggers are the niggers of the animal kingdom. Did you think they're people?
>>544179364and you wouldn't do shit about either you worthless pussy
>>544177290Cats are the perfect terrestrial being and the only thing more perfect is the elephant I cannot beat a tiger ever in a fight. I cannot imagine being foolish enough to think I stand a chance.
>>544179517It was probably a peregrine falcon. They like to nest on skyscrapers and hunt retarded pigeons.
>>544176421> Autists = Cat People>Down Syndrome = Dog People How many downies get mauled by wolves? Autists are fucking losers.
>>544176421Why was this dumbass there in the first place?
>>544179959>Autists = Cat Peopletrue
>>544176421if you can see a tiger, you are in its territory. bowing to it is refusing to leave its territory.bowing, to the tiger, looks like preparing to pounce. it is perceived as aggressive.
>>544176421The footage?
>>544177290Not act like a prey animal for startersBe assertive and intimidating enough for it to show you respect, but not so much as to be seen as a viable threatFeline behavior is pretty easy to predict and manipulate once you understand it
>>544176462lmao my man
>>544177462My toxic trait is I have a retard fantasy that I could somehow fight this thing and win TIGER KNEE TIGER TIGER TIGER
>>544176421You have to understand the Bong/Tiger social link.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO0jA2sH9JI
>>544177172Oh. That's why furries.
>>544176421Weirdest psy op.
>>544176421Did he who made the Lamb make thee?
>>544176421what was he thinking going into a tiger cage. even smartest gorilla would not do that kind of stupidity.
>Accounts from other witnesses suggest the man clambered off the side of the bridge - at which point a woman tried to haul him back up but 'wasn't strong enough'.>He then scaled the large fence surrounding the enclosure before dropping roughly 12ft to the ground and walking in 'nonchalantly'.>Ms Hogan described how the tiger's behaviour immediately shifted and 'he went into stalk mode', while the man appeared to take selfies before 'getting on the floor and starting to pray'. >'It looked like a performance,' Mr Hunt said. 'He got down where everyone could see him in the main viewing area.>'He was on all fours, praying and bowing down to the tiger. It was like he was waiting for the tiger.>'He had his arms wide open like he was saying: "Come here, tiger. Kill me." Then the tiger came and started to attack him.>'He started to fight back and screamed. It was like he was just detached from reality. The last thing we saw was the tiger on his neck.'>Ms Hogan said: 'It is very bizarre and weird. He was speaking in a different language while he was praying.'Looks like suicide by tiger
>>544176421When he scolded the tiger and it backed off for a second he had the right idea. He might have lived if he did the thing they say to do with bears and pretend to be intimidating.
>>544178391And then Jesus died on a cross. What's your point?
>>544176462> Why did it kill him?Because it can.
>>544176633He chose the Tiger?
>>544177338Fuck that. House cats are mental. Cheetahs are like cats mixed with dogs.
>>544181269Aww he wanted a friend.
>>544178583It's ai slop.
so that photo was edited to make him whiter right?i refuse to believe this wasn't a pajeeteven tard whites aren't this retarded
>>544181269This, predators and especially cats get really confused if the prey spergs out and comes at them.Ambush predators especially want to make sure they don't get hurt and there's a good chance at least initially it backs off and takes a while to reconsider before it realizes that it can in fact fuck you up easily.
>>544177290>Realistically what do you do in that situation?Not jump in the tigers enclosure like a fucking retard
>>544176421how is this news? fucking kill yourself
>>544178862200 posts and your the first one to notice the victim was behaving like a fucking jeet
>>544176421The only way I can think to fight a tiger bare handed would be trying to literally pierce its ribs with my fingers and pull its heart out with my hand. They've got enough strength to pretty much one shot a human with a swipe of their arms so you've got to somehow avoid them and still get close enough to reach under it and precisely hit the soft spot inbetween the 2 ribs protecting their heart.You can kill a human in one shot the same way with very little effort if you hit the right spot, but the cat has like an inch of fat and fur.When I am walking around places with a lot of dogs I sometimes carry a knife incase one ever attacks me I know exactly hot to rip its heart out and shut it down quickly. But it would probably still get one good chomp in, tiger though, it's one chomp, one swipe and rip.
>>544181432It's interesting that animals are basically nervous system robots and you can manipulate their programming sometimes.
>>544181416you're telling me some dude got mauled by a tiger and noone pulled out a phone to get some views?what is this, the early 1900s zoo?
Hi all,I'm the Tiger from the recent incident. Feel free to AMA, as they say! I won't be saying anything relating to my upcoming court case, obvs.
>>544177290Probably take off my shirt, piss on it, and start whipping it at it's nose. That shit will sting the fuck out of it and hopefully it'll get lost.
>>544179694>so why keep such useless trash alive?He was not useless trash. He was a vulnerable human being that deserves dignity and respect. It takes you zero effort to keep your hateful words to yourself. This was somebody's baby boy.
>>544176421it was probably a stinky jeetthe odor offended the tiger
>>544177233Making a great point on why Ireland needs free late term abortions.
>>544181269The Canadian goose is the ultimate symbol of our people. Sure they could fuck us up if they really tried but it would be such an annoying process just to kill the fucking goose that it had might as well be a superpower.
Should have fought it at leastI mean just saying “owwie daddy!” Isn’t stopping himDude looked pretty fit too. I remember thinking why isn’t he stabbing its eyes a little
>>544177290Stand big and look intimidating If that should fail then fight with all you gotA man killed a grizzly bear by choking it by shoving his whole arm down the bears throat and gripping for dear life until it choked the air from the animal
>>544178023>The most inhumane killers on the planet.False, you are mixing up efficiency with inhumanity. They are actually one of the few species of animals that will do you the courtesy of actually killing you first before they just start eating you. Most things on this planet will just eat you alive, like bears that will continue chomping on your liver and pulling out your intestines while you wait for death to take the pain away.
>>544181557>muh samsara tricky thinking and paranoia, materialist naturalist explanationsAt best you will just have a pissed off 680lbs killing machine. If you watch the video, he tries to shout it down and it hesitates briefly before the killing blow. You simply are unable to tame a majestic feline because you are not a true Cakravartin, and it can easily see so.
>>544181557If you are obese like all americans, you can get your tigger diabetes after a few chomps from ur fat... and it would die in a few seconds.
>>544176421He crossed the border illegaly.
>>544176421This is an Apex predator. Once you're in the enclosure, your only chance is to stare down the tiger while backing up and making yourself look big. Even then, it's a slim chance.
>>544176421>>544176421I personally would have raped it
>>544177172Cheetas aren't actually big cats. Fun fact. They lack the ossified larynx that all big cats have. This also means they are unable to roar. Instead they meow and chirp.
>>544181557>utter jeetpost
>>544181989He's talking about the way domestic cats play with prey. Which is different from hunting behavior. He is a retard.
>>544177290Headbutt the cunt then go to the pub for a pint and to watch norf FC
>>544181758for a tiger peepee odor means "this creature is terrified"
>>544176421the weak shall fear the strong
>>544176752We didn't. Are you retarded?
>>544178466If he had stood up and acted confident the tiger might have actually left
>>544182744He was probably a Christcrazy and besmirched the emperor's name; well deserved in that case.
>>544182482I had forgotten that. I started getting Cheetah vids in my jewtube feed at some point and learned a lot about them, but it's mostly gone except that they're way too social with people given what assholes we are.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Q1LD9mVw7s
>>544178704He's chimping out.
>>544177290Realistically, nothing.The crowd screaming/yelling will agitate the tiger which will make the situation way worse. You would be significantly more likely to survive an encounter with a wild tiger. But in general stand your ground looking in the direction of the tiger but not staring at it while trying to appear as big as possible without looking aggressive. Never show your back, never be on the ground, never run. Don't make any unexpected sounds or movements. If you know which direction the tigers nest or home is you can try to back/sidestep away from it very slowly without turning or looking away from the tiger but if you trip gg. Realistically however none of this matters. Even if you do everything perfectly and are facing a relatively well mannered animal a scream or yell from the crowd can easily trigger an attack.
>>544176462
>>544177172You just know.
I think a lot of people live under the assumption that since they've never been painfully injured before it cannot happen ever going forward
>>544183147Or some people are just mentally handicapped and have no survival instinct. A human should naturally fear a large predatory animal.
>>544176421Political reasons
>>544176421i guess you missed the part where he punched it in the head lol
>>544182977I think a lot of that is because A.They don't see us as prey due to being pursuit predators AndB.There may have been an attempt at domestication of cheetahs sometime in the past.
>>544183332Another fun fact, or not so fun fact, is that many if not most cheetahs have anxiety. Cheetahs aren't really the apex predator in their natural environments, often losing prey to hyenas or lion after they kill it. This does lead to a secondary more fun fact. Due to the anxiety, many zoos, saffaris, or other shelters give cheetahs a dog to bond with. The dogs calm them down. Cheetahs have dog frens :)
>>544176770>>544178028>>544181430>>544181807Timmy cockroach got exterminated by the spirit of India.
>>544183513I've seen that. As I recall, there are also actual big cats in captivity that have emotional support dogs. I wonder if the wolves would have avoided us if they knew what we were going to do to them.
>>544176752we?
>>544181369the tiger chose him
>>544181468why did this make me laugh so hard. its sooooo gay
>>544183513thats the cutest thing i've heard and seen in a while
>>544183216Lucky he didn't get eaten by a deinosuchus
>>544183718It's important zookeeper policy to let nature take its course if a human jumps into the animal enclosures. If they rush in and save him, it'll give other humans the impression that it's ok to do that.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?For the vine.
>>544183718He got mauled by a tiger he didn't drown in a giant vat of shit
>>544177290You can growl loudly, shout, larp as a predator, act creepy, with weird unnatural movement. Make it think you are unnatural psychotic alien threat, or worse - a honey badger. This kind of stuff worked on angry bulls when I was 10 years old.
>>544183147Bit of a difference between being in an accident and willingly diving into the tiger pen
>>544177290I'd summon my common sense and not jump into a tiger enclosure.
>>544177290>Realistically what do you do in that situation?Pretend to have claw hands and rotate your arms non-stop like helicopter blades. You need to look "not worth the risk" from a predator perspective. Scream like a viking and walk backwards without falling.
>>544184073Frens!
>>544184438>spergs out autistically>doesn't Ride the Tger>gets eatenngmi. maybe you can try one of your /pol/ gaslighting tricks on it. i'm sure it will listen.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?This is some new retardmaxxing trolling right?
>>544177290You need to look big and a threat while trying to escape but if it wants you dead there's probably nothing you can do
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?It was a male lion
>>544181806While this is true, where was his parents? Who lets a mentally disabled man climb into a zoo enclosure with a Tiger?
>>544178550They don't breed in captivity, and require enormous amounts of land to stay healthy. Men with endless wealth tried and failed, they're just not suitable for the life style of a human companion. Shame too, because they're essentially golden retrievers temperament wise, on top of being beautiful and having cat behavior.
>>544176468underratedTiger killed same reason africans stab and pakis/jeets rape kids. It's hardwired behaviour.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?Cause he was not a great meditator like Buddha or Vivekananda.
>>544177290armlock one of the legslow-kick him in the face
>>544177233I dont care fucking fag the tiger is innocent.
>>544176421The tiger is a Christian and recognised this man as a pagan idolator
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?he resembled ben shapiro>on all fours still wanting to tell the tiger (goim mases) what to do
Why wild animal kill person? Wtf is this question?
>>544181177You've mentioned that he started praying and speaking in a different language, is it possible he was possessed? This would make sense because he had unusual strength for someone his size.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?He gave it permission to.
>>544177290I would listen to what it has to say.
>>544176421even a tiger doesn't respect a pussy.
>>544177172>>544177338>>544177810Man, cheetahs are fucking awesome.
>>544176421What seems weird about this to me is the tiger was only sort of half-heartedly mauling the guy, but the human was also only half-heartedly fighting for his life? It was like watching them only going through the motions but not really giving a fuck about the outcome either way. Like a tired, cynical minimum wage employee who doesn't put in any real effort.I think that is why it is being called fake constantly. It just seems so banal.
>>544181758Honestly the shirt flick by itself is probably pretty decent, you could freak it out enough to maybe keep it away from you.
>>544184438What if a girl sees you tho
>>544178737indians are obsessed with fighting the juggernaut please understand saar
>>544176500Why is this funny
>>544180056AI used to refuse to talk about this cat, I wonder if it still does. Literal history erasing, we need to read books or we're only going to get 1984 slop.
>>544178599Dont forget Timmy's favorite pasttime, getting inside a hole smaller than himself.Except if it is a pussy, there he has to beg for "consent".
>>544178599>>544185976hadji pls.
>>544185976>Nutty putty cave
>>544176421>on all foursthe tiger wasnt a faggot
>>544185976I think you're confusing Timmy with Saddam Hussien. Easy mistake to make.
the tiger thought the guy said nigger (he didn't)
>>544177290I would challenge the tiger to a debate
>>544177290Call him a tigger.
>>544186245kek that one's new for me, is it actually real?
>>544186807I don't think it is. When the tiger drags the jeet away it looks like AI unrealistic and too fast.
>>544186807Fake because why did he get up and run towards it
>>544178391No, Jesus said to sell your cloak and buy a sword.Also he said he came not to bring peace, but a sword. So this is corroborated twice in different places in the scripture.
Why did people frantically try to save his life?
>>544176752>How tf did we turn them into cuddly babies?Big Cats are very very different than the small ones they're different evolutionary paths. Big cats do not really tame and you cannot under any circumstances domesticate the damn things. It's not a matter of if but when they maul you, it's not their fucking fault either though they have been known to hold grudges.
>>544176752Domestic cats come from a different lineage, the North African Wildcat, which is already quite sociable and cuddly
>>544176421Somehow this will be my fault, as a straight White male with blue eyes.
>>544187147>>544187690Domestic cats would fucking mail you to death if they were big enough. Wtf are you both saying. I don't think either of you has ever owned a domestic catEven the docile ones kill everything they can get their paws on
>>544176421libtards won't get the reference
I know this is an unpopular opinion but the tiger should be punished for this.I'm afraid is kinda unique and I don't get it why it's so unique to be honest.
>>544176752We didn't. The African Wildcat domesticated itself. The Egyptians were among the first to capitalize on that.
>>544181385Ok Karen
>>544187826All I'm saying is that the North African Wildcat already is a social animal. This is the animal that was first domesticated in Egypt. It lives in groups and brings food back for everyone to share. Very different behaviour from a big cat.This is why cats bring kills eg rats, lizards back home. They want to contribute to the household, because this is literally what their wild ancestors did.
>>544176421>Why did it kill him?He shouldn't have used the hard "R"
